Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DumbDude43]

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?

imagine if you are that cop
you could take him into custody, put him in your car, and drive him to jail while he stalker childs you the entire time
or you could just send him back into his hovel and enjoy peace and quiet on your way back to the station

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Man that was a tough read.

Even as a ESL I can notice how pretentious and dumb he is, he tries to sell himself as witty and smart by describing simple shit with some shitty reference, or use of "hard" words, he isn't objective and he writes exactly like those faggots at the salon and the Atlantic or vox.

The sad shit is that he probably thinks he is Hunter S Thompson or Charles Bukowski by doing this.

Pats faggotry is not bound by language

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I've always known cops will often try to operate on a "catch and release" policy (even with druggies in possession of dope) but it's truly a marvel that Fatrick tries to claim the state of Milwaukee is part of some international conspiracy against him when he was not arrested for attempted assault or plain assault.

Cops take this shit personally but they also take it seriously because if one of them gets legitimately hurt or killed, that is one less first responder

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?

They probably felt bad for him on account of him getting swatted so many times.

Or it could be he's the local tard and Milwaukee police protocol says he has to be returned to his handler (Nikki) every time he tards out.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Is tweeting at the Pig and then posting shots of your own tweets here really in the spirit of this thread? Don’t you think it’s a bit off?

Yes child,it is the point of the thread. Enjoy derailing.

This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?

Becuase he is a CIS WHITE MALE Chud who wants to ban beautiful black Qxeens from Airbnb simply for the colour of xheir skin.

 

[Markorian]

This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?

Given at this point, the chances pat isn't responsible for at least SOME of the SWATs is extremely low, I'd say that this is him realizing that the cops are going excessively soft on him, and he's openly trying to provoke escalation to puff up the lawsuit that he was attempting to work on even back then.

 

[30+GameOvers]

New Cryptic Web Chronicles just dropped:

I'm greatly enjoying this series thus far, been introduced to it thanks to Metokur. Is this a good primer for Patrick lore, or does he miss out on some crucial details?

 

[Kirtto]

I'm greatly enjoying this series thus far, been introduced to it thanks to Metokur. Is this a good primer for Patrick lore, or does he miss out on some crucial details?

It is very good, my only criticism is that he repeats the same information quite frequently in multiple video in his channel. But that is likely because he wants people to be able to start watching at any video and be able to understand the story

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Ah yes, the "outside elements".

Are you saying that the Burger King stands out there gently calling fatso to come join him and eat what, to MovieBob might be a small amount of food, but it dwarfs the fast food layout Trump put out when those athletes were invited to the White House? I'd love to see Bob and Patso in a competitive eating contest. Whoever wins, both my faith in humanity and my ribs lose.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Are you saying that the Burger King stands out there gently calling fatso to come join him and eat what, to MovieBob might be a small amount of food, but it dwarfs the fast food layout Trump put out when those athletes were invited to the White House? I'd love to see Bob and Patso in a competitive eating contest. Whoever wins, both my faith in humanity and my ribs lose.

This man eats pretzel with a fork and knife. Do you think he'd be able to eat like that? He doesn't understand any form etiquette when it comes to eating. He probably wouldn't even slurp his noodles at an Asian restaurant because he'd think it makes it sound like he's gay, or give him "nam" flashbacks when he has to clean off Nikki's bulls.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pat's feud with Jashonda rages on.

 

[Meat Target]

Pat's feud with Jashonda rages on.
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Andy Hausman should-a sleep with da fishes for that abominable excuse for a pizza. Fuckin' QUEERS!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I've always known cops will often try to operate on a "catch and release" policy (even with druggies in possession of dope) but it's truly a marvel that Fatrick tries to claim the state of Milwaukee is part of some international conspiracy against him when he was not arrested for attempted assault or plain assault.

Cops take this shit personally but they also take it seriously because if one of them gets legitimately hurt or killed, that is one less first responder

They are part of an international conspiracy and the powers that be would never let them shut down the pepperoni supplier.

 

[An automatic clown]

They are part of an international conspiracy and the powers that be would never let them shut down the pepperoni supplier.

Worldwide Troll Ecosystem

 

[AnOminous]

A friendly reminder that a newfag is not just someone who is new to the forum, but also someone who is new to a lolcow. We get plenty of newfags whenever Patso is featured.

And then there are people who could join a forum as a young (stalker) child and live to 130 years old and still die a newfag.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Out of curiosity, has anyone tried to claim Patty was making death threats with the 'your life is already over' bit?

I assume it has and it just led to a no-childing.

 

[Summer of George]

This fat motherfucker only eats his steaks well-done, and writes articles bragging about it. There goes the last excuse anyone might have ever had to feel bad for him.

Actually the funniest part about that schlock was the mention of half-marathons and triathlons. Oh la la, I wonder how many of those he cheated at! Even when this guy was in the best shape of his life, he was STILL no better than just "skinnyfat" and he was STILL sporting a huge rack of bitchtits.

Not to mention the faggotry of course, that was always there too.

 

[Kirtto]

Pat's feud with Jashonda rages on.
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I love that the new lore has open a new ways of trolling Fatrick on Twitter.

Speaking of which, he doesn't deny being banned from Hooligans

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

A bunch of local schools in Milwaukee got bomb and shcool shooting threats in Patrick's name? I'm sure such an event would garner some attention from journalists and the news; provided it actually happened.

 

[Kirtto]

Pat's feud with Jashonda rages on.
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Patrick name and his hot sauce are becoming pretty popular among the African-American community