Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Big Fat Guy]

I dunno, from one fatty to another, I find PPP funny as hell. His chemistry with Andy is funny.

 

[Laughing Putin]

I find Andy & Ashton amusing as well. They have a Gilligan & Skipper kind of relationship.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I find Andy & Ashton amusing as well. They have a Gilligan & Skipper kind of relationship.

It's more like Pinky and the Brain.

 

[Nate Higgers]

It's more like Pinky and the Brain.

“W-w-what are we g-g-gonna do tonight, Ashton?”

“The same thing we do every night, buddy…BUT FIRST WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME SUBS! LETS GET SOME FUCKIN SUBS FOR OUR PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD GOAL!”

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

“W-w-what are we g-g-gonna do tonight, Ashton?”

“The same thing we do every night, buddy…BUT FIRST WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME SUBS! LETS GET SOME FUCKIN SUBS FOR OUR PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD GOAL!”

Reading this in Asstroon’s voice makes it 2x hilarious

 

[internet friend]

If someone could force gunt and Gunter to co host together even when they hate each other, that would be real fucking Kino

 

[AltisticRight]

If someone could force gunt and Gunter to co host together even when they hate each other, that would be real fucking Kino

The singularity created by these two seismic gunts will end the world.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If someone could force gunt and Gunter to co host together even when they hate each other, that would be real fucking Kino

At first I thought you meant Gunther Frelinger (EU / NATO lolcow) on the Killstream and that would be Kino.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I still think their Rekieta segments are solid, mainly because Rekieta is still a fresh topic on which they are tangibly invested. There's a clear broken pedestal sentiment which is ten times more interesting than them spending thirty minutes rehashing how they're taking Nick Fuentes's latest joke at face value. I'm legitimately surprised that they haven't managed to run the Rekieta topic into the ground yet.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

I still think their Rekieta segments are solid, mainly because Rekieta is still a fresh topic on which they are tangibly invested. There's a clear broken pedestal sentiment which is ten times more interesting than them spending thirty minutes rehashing how they're taking Nick Fuentes's latest joke at face value. I'm legitimately surprised that they haven't managed to run the Rekieta topic into the ground yet.

I was legitimately laughing at them playing the dark, brooding music over Rekieta's unhinged response to "John"

 

[Daemon Sultan]

I won

 

[Nate Higgers]

I still think their Rekieta segments are solid, mainly because Rekieta is still a fresh topic on which they are tangibly invested. There's a clear broken pedestal sentiment which is ten times more interesting than them spending thirty minutes rehashing how they're taking Nick Fuentes's latest joke at face value. I'm legitimately surprised that they haven't managed to run the Rekieta topic into the ground yet.

I don’t know man, I enjoyed their most recent show’s coverage of Little Nicolás J(ose) Fuentès mostly because

• Fuentes is too irritating for me to watch straight from the source
• PPP’s background as a deranged religious preacher does offer some context to why the “religious” talking points NF rattles off are contradictory bullshit (e.g: Nick claiming to be a Catholic but he has a seething contempt for the poor and charity)
• Their own knowledge of sektur/Ralph lore has them include callbacks to past incidents as Nick continues to copespiral

Their coverage of Rackets far surpasses their coverage of Little Nicky though

 

[Fascist Kirk (Oops429)]

I enjoy the show, but can't sit thru 5 hours. haven't watched in months occasionally a clip chan has some bits .... wish these lazy Canadians could time stamp there shows some where so anything of value can be quickly referenced IE the segment on ComicsGate looking for it is like pulling out my scrotum hair.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I enjoy the show, but can't sit thru 5 hours. haven't watched in months occasionally a clip chan has some bits .... wish these lazy Canadians could time stamp there shows some where so anything of value can be quickly referenced IE the segment on ComicsGate looking for it is like pulling out my scrotum hair.

Timestamps don't help when every 30 seconds is Tardski screeching over a donation.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Timestamps don't help when every 30

The screeching is out of control It’s impossible to watch the show on a stereo without ear fucking everyone in proximity. I don’t think the mentally ill pay pigs would stop pay pigging if they stop screaming I

 

[SargonF00t]

One of the things that amuses me about PPP's interactions with Ralph, is Ralph complaining to various people on a number of occasions that PPP dressed up to impersonate Ralph's father.

Well below is PPP's dress up efforts and this is how PPP always looked when doing his Ronnie Ralph impersonation.

 

[Nate Higgers]

One of the things that amuses me about PPP's interactions with Ralph, is Ralph complaining to various people on a number of occasions that PPP dressed up to impersonate Ralph's father.

Well below is PPP's dress up efforts and this is how PPP always looked when doing his Ronnie Ralph impersonation.

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Does anybody know where to find this video though? I have heard it mentioned before; something about Asstonne dressed as Ronnie and “reviewing” Crash Bandicoot or whatever

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Does anybody know where to find this video though? I have heard it mentioned before; something about Asstonne dressed as Ronnie and “reviewing” Crash Bandicoot or whatever

[20.06.29] PPP People's Populist Press | The Ronnie Experiment - Crash Bandicoot Review

[20.06.29] PPP People's Populist Press | The Ronnie Experiment - Crash Bandicoot Review-TerfuRbwQ64 Roughly June 29th, 2020. Ronnie Ralph, Ethan Ralph's father, reviews Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy. PPP Official Channels: https://www.bitchute.…

www.bitchute.com

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh no, someone dressed up as my dead father!
-- disgusting Pigman who gloated about Sargon's wife having a miscarriage, all while virtue signalling about Tardski forcing his girlfriend to have an abortion.

 

[MrFranDrescher]

It baffles my fucking mind that they can't just post on Twitter when they KNOW they changed plans.

They said BIG show Monday, then Monday at 8:35 PM, 5 minutes after the show DIDNT start, Andy (I assume) posts in the Kick chat (that only holds the last 15 or whatever messages) "No show tonight, we did Rekeita Segment on Gumroad, uploading now, BIG show tomorrow".

I couldn't even fucking find the Rekeita Segment they uploaded to Gumroad that night, but assuming it's even just 30mins long, that's means THIRTY MINUTES AGO YOU KNEW YOU WERENT DOING A SHOW.

Posting in the Kick chat at 8:35 is like dropping a note in the breeze and hoping your audience sees it.

What's the deal?

Is it that they don't know that viewers are insulted by this shit? Like, is Andy insulated from complaints because he blocks so many people on Twitter? And I get PPP doesn't really do this social media stuff. Are they unaware?

Do they just not care because when they ultimately do a show they'll still have the usual round of PayPigs who would literally pay to wash Ashton/Andy's balls?

I like the show (minus all the grifting, which I was okay with for a while but it's not a joke at this point), and I like the guys, but as things grow they don't necessarily get better.

All they have to do is make jokes about how people said the Casino was over, when it isn't, to dodge all criticism about how they handled the "two week" month long break.

I remember a time maybe a year or so ago when the chat got fed up about something and started spamming tomatoes and "Godwinson Won" (I think) every show, and eventually I remember Ashton backing down and saying "Okay, you guys were right, we fucked up and did this and this wrong". I don't think that kind of think would happen anymore because CASINO TOLERATOR GIFTED TWENTY SUBS no matter what they do, and they have a big enough general audience who can't consider that maybe Ashton and Andy are good and the show is good but they do some stuff wrong.