Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[PauperVita]

I thought Flamenco doxing himself in some Tetris game he sucks at was bad.

Imagine doxing yourself over disgusting UberEats goyslop holy shit this is unreal.

Goyslop comes in a luxury paper bag as oppsed to the prison cafeteria tray topped off with literal shit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Does that mean that the Smethwick address was Dan's parents' place and he was using it for his company registration? We know Cog, Neelam, Sonam/Sona and Dan live together, but the Uber Eats complaint is almost two years old.

>I demund reeeefund for da hash browns
Good lord this is so embarrassing.

He demands 2x the price of the 3 missing hash browns (£6.54 for 3 missing hash browns costing £1.09 each) and sets a 24 hour time limit.

Beyond parody.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Would I be correct in saying that in a certain sense, those are the 3 most costly hash browns ever to exist?

 

[AltisticRight]

He demands 2x the price of the 3 missing hash browns (£6.54 for 3 missing hash browns costing £1.09 each) and sets a 24 hour time limit.

Beyond parody.

Hey Jon, contact +91-855-514-1022 for the refund.
You need to install TeamViewer and give me your six-digit code. Enable full remote control.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Hash + brown, very fitting keywords for a chronic dope smoker with an Indian wife.

 

[General Insomnia]

Oh my days! Cog's UberEats in a traditional Indian thali

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Here's what the home looks like and the property records from the government land registry.



The freehold last sold in February 2003 for £45,000 (roughly $74k at contemporary exchange rates). No leasehold is listed in a search of the property records.

You need to install TeamViewer and give me your six-digit code. Enable full remote control.

It appears to be some sort of service where they contact support on your behalf with your complaint: "I am writing on behalf of Jon Harrison".... And it ended up putting his personal information on a public facing "Uber EATS customer service issues" page indexed by search engines. Great work. I bet he didn't even get his six quid either.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Cog and his poo wife have failed the green line test.

 

[Autischic]

Jon Harrison's wife is a FAT Indian who "cooks" via UberEats (refunded) with man-passing hands and I would NOT have sex with her.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Broke: Getting doxed by your wife's voting records.
Joke: Getting doxed by your hotel's bedsheets.
Woke: Getting doxed by an order of hash browns.

 

[JamusActimus]

Cog should have known the browns will be his downfall.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

From the Street View, you can see that it's the second house over. Notice the number 27 on the bins and the door on the second house to the right.



This means that Cog's backyard is filled with filth and garbage.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Shockingly, Cog's "Buffet Buster" wife is the whitest Indian I have ever seen. Is that the only Cog W from this incident?

 

[DJBlu-Ray]

Skin bleaching has sky rocketed in popularity in India over the last 15 years. They sell popular skin bleaching creams there from all the major cosmetic companies. It's becoming more and more commonplace to see pajeets who are suspiciously fair skinned.

There's no way Cog's wife is naturally that pale. She's definitely bought into the trend.

 

[Cougar Pump]

imagine taking a jeet wife and then her not cooking for you so you have to make fucking uber eats orders, which a different jeet then delivers to you, forgetting half your order.

What's the fucking point?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Curry people fucking reek. Unbelievable, terrible smelling people. Just the thought of living with one fills me with rage. Their food looks like literal shit. Fuck India.

sweet naan with the cherries fucks and sucks though i gotta find where to get it.

 

[DickSanchez]

imagine taking a jeet wife and then her not cooking for you so you have to make fucking uber eats orders, which a different jeet then delivers to you, forgetting half your order.

What's the fucking point?

Yeah double jeeting is never a good idea

 

[bangdingow]

From the Street View, you can see that it's the second house over. Notice the number 27 on the bins and the door on the second house to the right.

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This means that Cog's backyard is filled with filth and garbage.

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The lads just want their Indian missus' to feel at home.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

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https://web.archive.org/web/20240319042034/https://problems.gethuman.com/arc/Uber-EATS/57d03b8b0182f9292cfefa07/230

Is this the original source?

Edit: Neelam Pall is now Neelam Neelu Harrison

Did Cog just get his address found because of 3 fucking hash browns.

Truly one of the biggest retards to ever grace the Internet.

 

[Alog1234]

Here's what the home looks like and the property records from the government land registry.

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The freehold last sold in February 2003 for £45,000 (roughly $74k at contemporary exchange rates). No leasehold is listed in a search of the property records.

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It appears to be some sort of service where they contact support on your behalf with your complaint: "I am writing on behalf of Jon Harrison".... And it ended up putting his personal information on a public facing "Uber EATS customer service issues" page indexed by search engines. Great work. I bet he didn't even get his six quid either.

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Here's what the home looks like and the property records from the government land registry.

View attachment 5829507

The freehold last sold in February 2003 for £45,000 (roughly $74k at contemporary exchange rates). No leasehold is listed in a search of the property records.

View attachment 5829504


It appears to be some sort of service where they contact support on your behalf with your complaint: "I am writing on behalf of Jon Harrison".... And it ended up putting his personal information on a public facing "Uber EATS customer service issues" page indexed by search engines. Great work. I bet he didn't even get his six quid either.

So cog was bragging about paying the mortgage of maybe a 100,000k house?????? Smfh. He doesn't know how to brag.