Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[GodsCock]

He seems to avoid streaming for like a week, has boring shows for a few nights, gets tanked and reveals something spicy, and then seethes on stream before fucking off.

I think he’s pissed off too many people with his behavior now. He’s basically in the Ralph cycle where everyone is actively angry at him and is avoiding him for good reason.

he did not piss people off he just showed true colors and his piss poor attitude and the awful degenerate not good degentate acting turned people off

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Basically this. HOW THE HELL is having mates over hectic!?

This is just some snobbish entitlement. Normal people work their hobbies and social endeavours around their employment.

My theory is that Nick got so much backlash about all his 'holidays' that he is just taking them now and not calling them such.

I thought when a married couple at the age of 40 with 5 kids in the house have friends over, they'd just have a nice dinner, drink some wine and have conversations in the living room on the sofa, play some board games, play pool if they have the table, watch movies, etc etc. Wow so hectic.

Or are they doing something else? Balldo testing instead of wine testing?

he did not piss people off he just showed true colors and his piss poor attitude and the awful degenerate not good degentate acting turned people off

Yeah, I'm not pissed. I'm ecstatic. I want more of that. I need more struggle sessions with nick. That should be his new show. Invite old guests and tell them that they're gonna be talking about some innocent topic but as the stream goes nick gets more and more drunken and then suddenly struggle session them. Like chrissie mayer and ralph but the host does it instead of the guest.


Also, cody and gator is hanging out with mindset now. Gator, cody and dragon treasure used to hang with nick.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Imagine their date night.

First he has to scoop her off the couch because she can't walk after taking all those pills, puts her in the back of the totaled mid-life crisis Mustang, barely makes it to the gay bar since drunk driving is hard, and gets to work on compliment fishing, but not actually hooking up of course. Then they go back home and "have sex", which really means just him putting a rubber balldo in her yet again. Finally, talk about the next way to put more plastic in her face because she will never look as good as Daniel Paul Harris.

The fans will understand, these are very important relationship building evenings.

 

[waffle]

Free range cats are genocide on song birds, reptiles, and rabbits.

 

[AnOminous]

People who leave their cats outside are jerk owners.

Unless they're barn cats in which case that's kind of the point.

Then the cat owner will cry that 'it's so cruel to keep the cat inside!!'

Depends on the cat. If you have a cat that you adopted as a semi-feral adult and has always been outside, then it is. It's sometimes difficult even to entice them to come indoors. Other cats I've had that I adopted as semi-feral kittens that started out outside NEVER wanted to go outside again. They knew it was a scary, dangerous place out there and somewhere they didn't want to be any more.

The best is to raise them entirely inside and never let them out. They'll be curious but you really can't let them out because they don't know enough to defend themselves out there.

 

[feral cat #6385]

My theory is that Nick got so much backlash about all his 'holidays' that he is just taking them now and not calling them such.

He doesn't want to be a streamer anymore. It's too hard.

 

[AnOminous]

For those that dislike pet cats being menaces in the neighbourhood due to shitty owners, here's a video series that will be arousing.
Yeah, a lot of these pet cats often just hunt smaller critters for fun, not food. They should be kept indoors and closely guarded outside.

I love people who come up with autistically complicated Rube Goldberg devices to solve mundane problems.

 

[Captain Manning]

I love that Monty's crowdfunding was more successful. The Internet literally took a money vote on whether Monty or Balldo Man had the better case, and said they preferred Monty. The funniest part is I bet a lot of those Monty donors were former Nick fans absolutely disgusted by his degeneracy.

I know at least one person who posts to the KF that did exactly that (and no, it's not me). Would not surprise me in the slightest if there were more.

At this point he should cancel the Monday show.

I sorta assumed he basically has. I gave the chance of this happening less than 10%. You might as well just assume Monday shows are highly unlikely at this point.

 

[polar bear]

First he has to scoop her off the couch because she can't walk after taking all those pills, puts her in the

"puts her in the basement and runs away, because having a date night with some destroyed hole is not fun"

 

[Sharpeteer]

"puts her in the basement and runs away, because having a date night with some destroyed hole is not fun"
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This thread is way better than his streams ever were. This made me laugh.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope Nicholas is lurking. He would like this movie even more than American Beauty.

 

[miss ethanol]

There's likely something in the waters causing all the weird skin issues, his allergies, and fevers up to 107 degrees. That water better be examined before we have an outbreak called Balldo-24.

If you weren't an incel prude you would know that the explanation is his heat allergy. Why it did not happen last time you ask? Well if you put on the balldo you would understand.

I thought when a married couple at the age of 40 with 5 kids in the house have friends over, they'd just have a nice dinner, drink some wine and have conversations in the living room on the sofa, play some board games, play pool if they have the table, watch movies, etc etc. Wow so hectic.

Or are they doing something else? Balldo testing instead of wine testing?

There were wine bottles, but they never touched anyone's mouth.

"puts her in the basement and runs away, because having a date night with some destroyed hole is not fun"
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I have the perfect song for it

 

[Maude Snew]

He doesn't want to be a streamer anymore. It's too hard.

Nick just doesn't like hard things. He hates them so much in fact he's turned to alcoholism to keep things nice and soft.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I have the perfect song for it

I have a much better song for Nick's "date night."

Thanks to @rubytintedchix and @TheLazyMan for bringing this song to my attention.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I hope Nicholas is lurking. He would like this movie even more than American Beauty.

Nice try, Nick knows this was made by a prudish Scandinavian and he will not fall for your basic traps.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Watched a thing on Elissa clips.

Nick Rekieta: "Its OK to commit crimes if you don't think anyone's watching."

Warski: "Family could allege emotional damages from the grief of a grave being defaced, and financial damages from having to get it cleaned or repaired."

We live in times where Warski makes actual better legal arguments than Nick Rekieta the Lawyer.

Is that actually true? There is nobody alive who actually met the original Isom since he died in the late 1800s. He does have hundreds of descendants, some of whom probably still live in that area and are associated with the church who maintains the cemetary he's buried in. But disregarding that, it sure would be funny if some of Isom's descendants happen to see Juju the Cow's Patreon and hear the tales of his fabulous dream mansion in California and think that suing him and his goon will win them the ghetto lottery.

You know who leaves his cats outside to be a menace and die? Nick. He even talked about how he found his wife's favorite cat dead, frozen to the ground. I would figure he has killed at least a dozen cats due to negligence or taking out his anger on them.

Nick claims to have been diagnosed with ODD, just like his fellow Midwestern faggot alcoholic Patrick Tomlinson. But ODD is for children, and in adults ODD is called antisocial personality disorder. Animal abuse is commonly associated with antisocial personality disorder.

Also funny too (thanks Wikifags lol):

Reputation-defending antisocial (including narcissistic features)

Needs to be thought of as infallible, unbreakable, indomitable, formidable, inviolable; intransigent when status is questioned; overreactive to slights.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick claims to have been diagnosed with ODD

Nick recently admitted that it was a self diagnosis.
Btw the common term for Anti-Social Personality Disorder is Sociopathy.

Edit to stay on topic
Cats are cute but they suck.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Is that actually true? There is nobody alive who actually met the original Isom since he died in the late 1800s. He does have hundreds of descendants, some of whom probably still live in that area and are associated with the church who maintains the cemetary he's buried in. But disregarding that, it sure would be funny if some of Isom's descendants happen to see Juju the Cow's Patreon and hear the tales of his fabulous dream mansion in California and think that suing him and his goon will win them the ghetto lottery.

Nick claims to have been diagnosed with ODD, just like his fellow Midwestern faggot alcoholic Patrick Tomlinson. But ODD is for children, and in adults ODD is called antisocial personality disorder. Animal abuse is commonly associated with antisocial personality disorder.

Also funny too (thanks Wikifags lol):

Reputation-defending antisocial (including narcissistic features)

Needs to be thought of as infallible, unbreakable, indomitable, formidable, inviolable; intransigent when status is questioned; overreactive to slights.

Everyone in the Sektur has Oppositional Defiant Disorder. Otherwise they wouldn't be in the Sektur.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nice try, Nick knows this was made by a prudish Scandinavian and he will not fall for your basic traps.

Scandinavian, yes. Prudish, no.

I gotta hand it to Master Fatman though. He made one hell of a funny movie.

I doubt very much Nick could ever funnel his degeneracy into such a creative effort. It's not that he isn't degenerate enough. It's that he's way too lazy, and he's not nearly as funny as he thinks he is (except unintentionally).

 

[Not Even Twice]

Scandinavian, yes. Prudish, no.

I gotta hand it to Master Fatman though. He made one hell of a funny movie.

Yeah it's a joke, I basically grew up with Master Fatman I'm well aware of his persona and his antics/activism (RIP, he was ahead of his time in some ways).

Nick should wish he had an fraction of the creative talent of Lindberg. Whatever entertainment Nick manages to create is at his own expense.