Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

People who leave their cats outside are jerk owners. Too much shit can happen to them. Rabbits are dumb. I support rabbit genocide. Predating on chicken? The cat would have to be starving. Cats avoid animals that can fuck them up. Chickens are mean fuckers. There are much bigger threats out there and anyone experienced at raising chicken will have their birds protected from them.

Feline paws typed this post.

Joking aside though, after what I've dealt with in terms of cat owners, I'm getting to the point of being in favor of cat owner genocide, or better yet, a law against outdoor cats in urban areas. They will let their cats climb into other peoples' yards and then advocate for dogs to get euthanized if it attacks a cat coming onto their property. Homeowners, at least where I live, have no virtually recourse against cats coming on their property. Then the cat owner will cry that 'it's so cruel to keep the cat inside!!' Meanwhile, cats get picked off by coyotes and traffic, tormented by teens, etc. No other type of pet owner is okay with the idea of their pet having a high chance of not coming home each day.

 

[DumbDude43]

Homeowners, at least where I live, have no virtually recourse against cats coming on their property.

why would you need recourse against cats coming to you wtf
like what could a cat possibly do to harm you or your property? they dont leave fat stinking turds everywhere like dogs and they cant hurt your pets either unless you are doing something really ridiculous like keeping pet rats or hamsters outdoors

 

[Mango Cobra]

People who leave their cats outside are jerk owners. Too much shit can happen to them.

Thankfully it seems that socially, in the last decade and a half, people have begun to bring their cats indoors. I moved back in with my parents for a while and I noticed that a neighborhood that used to have plenty of indoor / outdoor cats now has maybe one indoor / outdoor cat and all the other cats are now exclusively indoor.

Feline paws typed this post.

Joking aside though, after what I've dealt with in terms of cat owners, I'm getting to the point of being in favor of cat owner genocide, or better yet, a law against outdoor cats in urban areas. They will let their cats climb into other peoples' yards and then advocate for dogs to get euthanized if it attacks a cat coming onto their property. Homeowners, at least where I live, have no virtually recourse against cats coming on their property. Then the cat owner will cry that 'it's so cruel to keep the cat inside!!' Meanwhile, cats get picked off by coyotes and traffic, tormented by teens, etc. No other type of pet owner is okay with the idea of their pet having a high chance of not coming home each day.

As I said most cat owners have begun to bring them inside.
Also you are a faggot, what damage is a cat going to do to your property if it is just sitting and relaxing on a stoop? They won't leave a big fat shit on your porch like a dog will.

 

[Maude Snew]

But you don't understand how FUNNY and WEIRD their lives are! They are just telling stories and want to have a good time. Why don't you want to just RELAX and have FUN telling JOKES! What are you? Some Scandanavian, virgin,, Republicans, trad, Catholic incel prude or something?

Nick was only honest in the beginning with his wife when he said he was gay, when he pretended to be straight, knocked her up a bunch, destroyed her self esteem and sanity, and talked about how ruined her body is life that was just an epic prank on her. Gotta admit it getting Internet famous so he could prank her to a wider audience, genius move. Andy Kaufman got nothing on Nick Rekieta.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Feline paws typed this post.

Joking aside though, after what I've dealt with in terms of cat owners, I'm getting to the point of being in favor of cat owner genocide, or better yet, a law against outdoor cats in urban areas. They will let their cats climb into other peoples' yards and then advocate for dogs to get euthanized if it attacks a cat coming onto their property. Homeowners, at least where I live, have no virtually recourse against cats coming on their property. Then the cat owner will cry that 'it's so cruel to keep the cat inside!!' Meanwhile, cats get picked off by coyotes and traffic, tormented by teens, etc. No other type of pet owner is okay with the idea of their pet having a high chance of not coming home each day.

I hated that shit as a kid. There were cats all over. I used to chase them and try to bash them apart with rocks and sticks. I fucking hated cats because they were all over the place walking on everything. Leaving cat prints all over. I used to torture cats.

Then I got older and all the Caturday propaganda softened my stance. And then I came home one day and there was a random cat here. I got home from work at midnight. Tired as balls. Just wanted to eat dinner and go to sleep. I open the door and there's a cat poking its little cat head out from the cellar dooway. I look in the dinning room and see a old ass green cat carrier that looked like it was 20 years old with a piece of masking tape on it with the his name. written on it in faded black magic marker. Cliff notes. HIs owners were dead and he was an inherited cat.

I didn't want to deal with that shit at all so I went up to my room to brush my teeth and go to bed. I come out of my room and there is the cat at the top of the stairs. So I think to myself fuck it. Might as well eat then go to bed. I go down to the kitchen. The cat follows me. Rubbing itself against stuff. I eat my food and go back upstairs to go to bed. Then i hear a faint meowing outside my door. I open the door and in comes the cat. He comes in and rubs his face against everything. I became pals with the cat. Had him for about 5 years until he died of cancer. He was 16. He was a good cat. Indoor only of course.

Shortly after he died, one night when i was throwing his shit away, I found two kittens prowling around the dumpster. No mother in sight. So now I have two cats. They'll never go outside. I like them alive and not costing me money from getting fucked up and costing me money. Cats can live fine inside only. The fuckers sleep 20 hours a day. As long as you play with them and give them toys and cat tree to hang out in they're good.

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

You know who leaves his cats outside to be a menace and die? Nick. He even talked about how he found his wife's favorite cat dead, frozen to the ground. I would figure he has killed at least a dozen cats due to negligence or taking out his anger on them.

 

[Chazzed Up]

why would you need recourse against cats coming to you wtf
like what could a cat possibly do to harm you or your property? they dont leave fat stinking turds everywhere like dogs and they cant hurt your pets either unless you are doing something really ridiculous like keeping pet rats or hamsters outdoors

I already described why you wouldn't want cats coming on your property. They dig up gardens (I have experienced this personally), they sit on fences and antagonize dogs for hours (I have also experienced this personally), I've had one come onto my property and fucking die, leading me to need to get animal control involved while enjoying the stench of death near the front door for a few days before I found the carcass.

Also you are a faggot, what damage is a cat going to do to your property if it is just sitting and relaxing on a stoop? They won't leave a big fat shit on your porch like a dog will.

Yes, they do dig holes in gardens and shit. No, cats sitting on the front porch and not going further than that do not represent most outdoor cats in my area. Most in my area, actually, get ripped to shreds by coyotes, of which there are many, or mowed down by traffic.

I can't quote you @feral cat #6385 but I appreciate your TED talk and glad for you that you keep your pets safe. I don't know what your living circumstances are but I know of people who build enclosed patios for their cats/dogs/birds/etc. to enjoy the sun without being endangered. On another note, Nick makes 2 lolcows now that I've heard of tell a story of finding a frozen cat outside.

 

[AltisticRight]

why would you need recourse against cats coming to you wtf
like what could a cat possibly do to harm you or your property? they dont leave fat stinking turds everywhere like dogs and they cant hurt your pets either unless you are doing something really ridiculous like keeping pet rats or hamsters outdoors

If you have pet birds you're fucked.
I've read posts and seen videos of stray and pet cats trying to hunt birds in enclosures. Some are smart enough to open it.

Edit: many, especially in Asia, likes to keep fish. Yummy if you're a feline menace.

I've seen them waiting by feeders, usually I would shush them away. They should be kept indoors because they're a menace outside and there's also a risk of them getting ran over by vehicles, hunted by bigger animals or simply getting lost. I know a guy who made a cage mounted on his bike and he brings his cat outside to the local parks, very cool and fully attended.

Be a responsible pet owner.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

this woman can go three years (2019-2022) and barely age a day,

you really can't tell any differences between her in 2019 and 2022?

its obvious that once Nick started making money she started to lose weight and pretty herself up.

 

[Oxyjen]

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

I wish to rate this both “feels” and “horrifying”.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Goddamn I was just about to hit post and got sniped by Zyklon.

Locals notification worked for once. Team effort.

Wow, another no show monday after the STEEL TOE!

Spoiler: Cat Sperg

When I left the more country / suburb, I was shocked to see indoor outdoor cats in city or city adjacent burbs. I get indoor outdoor cats where I grew up; yeah, risk of animal killing them etc...fine, but to let them out in or near a city is nutty to me.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Wow, another no show monday after the STEEL TOE!

That's the least surprising thing ever.

The excuses are repetitive and basically not even worth saying anymore. You need to cancel the show because hanging out with your friends was so hectic?

At this point he should cancel the Monday show.

 

[AltisticRight]

Locals notification worked for once. Team effort.

Wow, another no show monday after the STEEL TOE!
View attachment 5828874

That's not how you spell Hedonistic, Balldo.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's not how you spell Hedonistic, Balldo.

After yet another Steel Toe visit to Casa Balldo I'd rather drink the water from the Hedonism II nude pool than put my hands in the water from his hot tub.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yes, they do dig holes in gardens and shit. No, cats sitting on the front porch and not going further than that do not represent most outdoor cats in my area. Most in my area, actually, get ripped to shreds by coyotes, of which there are many, or mowed down by traffic.

Try sprinkling around shit cats don't like. My grandmother used to put mothballs in her garden. Not sure if that was for the cats or bugs.

I already described why you wouldn't want cats coming on your property. They dig up gardens (I have experienced this personally), they sit on fences and antagonize dogs for hours (I have also experienced this personally), I've had one come onto my property and fucking die, leading me to need to get animal control involved while enjoying the stench of death near the front door for a few days before I found the carcass.

Dealing with a dying cat, not fun. They don't often go in their sleep. You end up having to make the call on when to send them on their way. When it was his time, my old man panicked and went with his eyes open with a look of horror on his face. As if to say, "there is no god."

Locals notification worked for once. Team effort.

Wow, another no show monday after the STEEL TOE!

Shocking. Steel toe must have really given it to him.

This guy is done. Can't even hack his stay-at-home part time streamer job.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

why would you need recourse against cats coming to you wtf
like what could a cat possibly do to harm you or your property? they dont leave fat stinking turds everywhere like dogs and they cant hurt your pets either unless you are doing something really ridiculous like keeping pet rats or hamsters outdoors

Cat’s kill for fun and their owners are fucking retarded when it comes to understanding the local habitat. We had a cat lady near me adopt like 15 cats and let them bred near the woods. Fucking nearly wiped out Salamanders, Newts, multiple bird populations have been impacted because the cats will get bored and go kill shit and then nothing else can scavenge the remains due to cats being filthy animals.

Worse was some bitch started a crusade to try to get rid of minks after her cat lost an eye to one.

Cats are useless compared to a barn owl or a well-trained terrier if you own a farm. For companionship any other pet will be better. Most cat’s are lizard-tier in terms of understanding cause and effect.

 

[AltisticRight]

After yet another Steel Toe visit to Casa Balldo I'd rather drink the water from the Hedonism II nude pool than put my hands in the water from his hot tub.

There's likely something in the waters causing all the weird skin issues, his allergies, and fevers up to 107 degrees. That water better be examined before we have an outbreak called Balldo-24.

For those that dislike pet cats being menaces in the neighbourhood due to shitty owners, here's a video series that will be arousing.
Yeah, a lot of these pet cats often just hunt smaller critters for fun, not food. They should be kept indoors and closely guarded outside.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I like cats but yeah they're a total menace in any outdoor environment they are put in. Glad Dick Lickieta is so fucking dead that we can have these offtopic discussions

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like cats but yeah they're a total menace in any outdoor environment they are put in. Glad Dick Lickieta is so fucking dead that we can have these offtopic discussions

He seems to avoid streaming for like a week, has boring shows for a few nights, gets tanked and reveals something spicy, and then seethes on stream before fucking off.

I think he’s pissed off too many people with his behavior now. He’s basically in the Ralph cycle where everyone is actively angry at him and is avoiding him for good reason.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Locals notification worked for once. Team effort.

Wow, another no show monday after the STEEL TOE!
View attachment 5828874

Spoiler: Cat Sperg

When I left the more country / suburb, I was shocked to see indoor outdoor cats in city or city adjacent burbs. I get indoor outdoor cats where I grew up; yeah, risk of animal killing them etc...fine, but to let them out in or near a city is nutty to me.

You need to cancel the show because hanging out with your friends was so hectic?

Basically this. HOW THE HELL is having mates over hectic!?

This is just some snobbish entitlement. Normal people work their hobbies and social endeavours around their employment.

My theory is that Nick got so much backlash about all his 'holidays' that he is just taking them now and not calling them such.