Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

My god, you've managed to capture a frame where our Lady actually looks cute

Looks can be deceiving. The spirit of Our Wife was already gone, and the hideous demon goblin was taking over big time. She might look human, but I bet she was already surrounded by that demonic sulfur odor.
The picture below was posted here on 31st July 2022

 

[DumbDude43]

Looks can be deceiving. The spirit of Our Wife was already gone, and the hideous demon goblin was taking over big time. She might look human, but I bet she was already surrounded by that demonic sulfur odor.
The picture below was posted here on 31st July 2022
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>eric july booth in the background
lol

 

[Sharpeteer]

I always thought she looked fine in 2019. I dunno why she felt the need to mutilate herself. It's the type of thing that makes me wonder if Nick pressured her to.

Rich people are weird.

That's exactly what I want to know. 2022 to 2024 brings many questions. There are some very good theories and ideas on the procedures or surgeries posted here, but I wonder if Balldo-man is literally related to DSP in thinking that such radical changes to characters in the saga of his career can just be shown with nobody questioning as to what the fuck happened to them.

sulfur odor.

I would prefer that. The terrible BO and troon-balls smell that has probably consumed that auditorium gives me anxiety, and I'd rather be anywhere else.

But this raises an interesting question to me - at this point, was she thinking "Oh, is this what the young kids are doing now? Well, alright I guess I'll join in too", or was she already just as bad as he was by then?

There's so many questions I want answers to. How many drunken streams until we get the answers?

 

[thebigdream]

Looks can be deceiving. The spirit of Our Wife was already gone, and the hideous demon goblin was taking over big time. She might look human, but I bet she was already surrounded by that demonic sulfur odor.
The picture below was posted here on 31st July 2022
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This picture fills me with such rare cringe, both the act and the framing work together to form the most awkward situation possible, especially with Kayla being opposite the attractive women. If this were a work of art, a critic might argue that the symbolism is too heavy and that he should really leave more to the imagination.

 

[Strix454]

He claimed in a clip that he locked himself in a shed with two raccoons and attacked them with a knife and a hammer,

That never happened. You either shoot them or trap them. Nobody is going to hand to hand fight a raccoon with knife and hammer in a small enclosed space.

The story about drowning the skunks is something that could happen. But not this one.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Will it be another hot tub stream? Will Our Lady warm up to the steel toe? Find out, next time on the balldo show.

 

[Neetorino]

We've got some breaking Balldo news everyone: Nick will be joining his swinger friends on a members only stream. Goddamn I was just about to hit post and got sniped by Zyklon.



Also this little bit at the bottom is funny because we all know Nick wouldn't dare touch a woman. At least not unless he had to for something like, say, a trust fund.

 

[LiquidKid]

Mate, you’re on Kiwi Farms. Cruelty is our currency.

Documenting exception people being exceptional and gossiping about it like a bunch of bored housewives in a knitting circle isn’t cruelty. It’s usually cruelty that gets the user base angry

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Will it be another hot tub stream? Will Our Lady warm up to the steel toe? Find out, next time on the balldo show.
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We've got some breaking Balldo news everyone: Nick will be joining his swinger friends on a members only stream. Goddamn I was just about to hit post and got sniped by Zyklon.

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Also this little bit at the bottom is funny because we all know Nick wouldn't dare touch a woman. At least not unless he had to for something like, say, a trust fund.
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The chat:

LOCALS:

5 of 7 of these are Farmers and Nick.

 

[Sharpeteer]

LOCALS:

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5 of 7 of these are Farmers and Nick.

Not Kayla. She's already subscribed to Elissa.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I don't know why you would kill skunks on your property anyway. They usually don't mess with anything you would do, unless they found your chicken coop or food supply and regularly go after it. Even if your dog gets sprayed the skunk usually doesn't come around again, and unless you have a particularly stupid dog all it takes is them getting sprayed once and they usually never mess with skunks again.

Raccoons as well you generally don't need to kill either unless they get in your trash and animal feed regularly. Doesn't usually happen unless you are dumb and leave things open so they can get in. Raccoons are far more aggressive than skunks, and generally have no fear at all of people or other animals so they can be a problem. But I would never want to engage in melee combat with one, much less two. They are like trying to fight a cat, you might win but do you really feel like a winner?

 

[dustnight]

Also this little bit at the bottom is funny because we all know Nick wouldn't dare touch a woman. At least not unless he had to for something like, say, a trust fund.
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Nah Nick's more of an Aaron boy, It's why he's always so busy. poor guy.

 

[AnOminous]

I always thought she looked fine in 2019. I dunno why she felt the need to mutilate herself. It's the type of thing that makes me wonder if Nick pressured her to.

If he would say horrible things about her in public to his audience of retards about her body, imagine what a piece of shit he is when the camera isn't on.

 

[Space Pope]

This makes me want to see Tevin start alogging Nicki. ACK ACK ACK

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Notes from Nick's STMS appearance:

They are at Nick's house

April is off-screen making commentary and in the chat. She jokes that she is a 'literal beard' this weekend.

Apparently Kayala is there too.

Nick's Rumble block trophy is on the floor to the left of the guest:



Nick said that he shit at opposing counsel's offices purposefully.

The host claims he shits in the nude, and this is a 5-7 minute tangent for some reason.

Nick put on a yarmukle and made a shower joke:

This was addressed, and the joke was that people will join as members to see what is said on the member-only segment and be disappointed.

They also said that Nick was note cat-fished by a minor.

ETA: It was put as member-only directly after

 

[WEEKEND]

Does Nick still pretend to be into 40k? On the topic of Nick being a poser faggot, what has he actually said about his anime and video game tastes? I was never super into his show (even before it's fall) so I don't really know that much about his shit but everything about Nick always seemed fake to me. I just assumed that his "nerd" shit was just another part of the grift.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does Nick still pretend to be into 40k?

He collects the special edition books that are expensive and barely paints minis when he can get Az and Sargon to stream with him. @Captain Manning says he has some bona fide knowledge of lore, so I will defer. He said he wanted to do painting streams again 'soon', but that has yet to materialise. (Probably too 'busy' with Aaron and April Imholte at his home and driving his kids to their 18th activity in the week)

On the topic of Nick being a poser faggot, what has he actually said about his anime and video game tastes? I was never super into his show (even before it's fall) so I don't really know that much about his shit but everything about Nick always seemed fake to me. I just assumed that his "nerd" shit was just another part of the grift.

Ninjascroll and anything with 'ninjas, robots, or robot ninjas or tits' or he does not care--per his own statement. He also loves Redo of Healer.

Tangentially, he has not streamed a video game stream in a long time. I think he just wants to make money, talk to strippers, and do drugs while barely streaming.

 

[Chazzed Up]

That never happened. You either shoot them or trap them. Nobody is going to hand to hand fight a raccoon with knife and hammer in a small enclosed space.

There are a LOT of things Nick has done that I would have placed in a 'Nobody is going to X' statement.

 

[polar bear]

Notes from Nick's STMS appearance:

They are at Nick's house

April is off-screen making commentary and in the chat. She jokes that she is a 'literal beard' this weekend.

Apparently Kayala is there too.

Nick's Rumble block trophy is on the floor to the left of the guest:

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Nick said that he shit at opposing counsel's offices purposefully.

The host claims he shits in the nude, and this is a 5-7 minute tangent for some reason.

I just hope that when the swingers come in to "joke" about how gay and perverted they are, Nicks' kids are having a cool sleepover with friends and their normal families, somewhere extremely far away from home.
Man, nobody deserves to have fucked up parents like that, that's just sad

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Or if you had chickens or something else they kill fairly often.

I have been woken up in the middle of the night by one of those fuckers breaking into the coop and dragging a poor screaming hen off into the woods too many times to feel that much sympathy for them. Still retarded to brag about killing them when they’re just hanging out near your house though.