Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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It's all kahntent innit
The worst kind, the only value it has is how bad it looks and to make fun of. I don't think that was the disired outcome considered how thin skinned cog is. He laughs at othef people but when the joke is on him he either points to Ralph and says "we'll Ralph did this, so by comparison I'm a saint" or gets all pissy and talks about doxing then either swatting or blowing up the troll and their family.
 
Cog really needs to quit smoking so much dope. He's a public figure and he knows people are trying to dox him and he's putting his information all over the internet over 3 dollars worth of hash browns? You can't become much more of a burnout than that.
£3 of hash browns not $3, £6 is a lot of money for hash browns. Cog didn't become a wealthy home owner by letting people steal £12 of hash browns off his plate and was totally justified in trying to get his £24 back when his hash browns were missing.
 
It took two days lmao. Caps are from his live stream on Sunday if I recall correctly. Anyone who thinks this is too much over a cooking video does not know Cogs history.
CRY BISH
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Aaah but she is involved , she is always putting her two penn'th in including attacking the Raven girl during the so called interview manner , she was obviously jealous and seething .
 
His wife used to be a white hater libcuck. But with time she realized the truth and is trying to be white.
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Ya know. Now that we have the official dox of his address and BOTH Dan and Cog live at the same address. Ralph could just finally get the report to the police with the video of his assault in Portugal and have this taken care of. I mean the video of them in Portugal documents them premeditating an assault on him.

Not saying Ralph should, but IF he did it would be hilarious. There isn't any way Cog can afford any type of legal defense unless he ebegs his audience.
 
His wife used to be a white hater libcuck. But with time she realized the truth and is trying to be white.View attachment 5830155
The wealth distribution in India is practically identical yet the currynigger thinks this is a (((white))) thing. The real irony is that she proceeded to marry a mischling.
 
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I guess she justifies it with "if you can't beat em, join them" All i really want to say about this mess, I sure hope they don't have kids.
Not to worry. Not only has Cog smoked himself retarded. He has also smoke his sperm retarded. Through his own admission. They have been trying to squirt out a anglo poojeet, but she can't seem to get preggers. I think probably Cog sterilized himself with dope. Cause you know those fucking poojeet multiply like fucking rabbits. So I don't think she is the problem.
 
Not to worry. Not only has Cog smoked himself retarded. He has also smoke his sperm retarded. Through his own admission. They have been trying to squirt out a anglo poojeet, but she can't seem to get preggers. I think probably Cog sterilized himself with dope. Cause you know those fucking poojeet multiply like fucking rabbits. So I don't think she is the problem.
that would be the smartest thing he ever did
 
Ya know. Now that we have the official dox of his address and BOTH Dan and Cog live at the same address. Ralph could just finally get the report to the police with the video of his assault in Portugal and have this taken care of. I mean the video of them in Portugal documents them premeditating an assault on him.

Not saying Ralph should, but IF he did it would be hilarious. There isn't any way Cog can afford any type of legal defense unless he ebegs his audience.
I'm pretty sure sueing an unemployed brit would just clog up their justice and welfare System equally.
 
@Balldo's Gate you're famous dude. This is going to get so good.
Great job by Cog to confirm he still lives there while missing the point entirely.

Cog recorded and posted a tour of his dilapidated council house complete with mold being allowed to grow out of control before moving out. I don't know when that was posted, but it was certainly less than 21 years ago.

In terms of the current house, unless Cog went back in time 21 years to obtain a mortgage and purchase the house, he does not own it. The home last sold for £45,000 in February 2003 and this is according to government records. Cog can look the house up himself on His Majesty's Land Registry if he wants.

Looks like this former believed dox of Cog's house is indeed the registered address of the "[Dan] Caffreys Cleaning Company" that Dan's wife follows on Facebook. Since the above address was sold in 2023 this could actually be the real current address and that would mean Cog's been coping about a fail dox that the farms had since November. Lol, lmao.
I believe the Bartleet Road home is the home of Dan's parents Alan and Sharon and the "an address linked to Dan" thing was him catching himself before saying that. The sale in 2023 was of the freehold, but there is also a leasehold associated with the property. Probably, whoever owned the leasehold bought the freehold.

EDIT: Fixed the name of the wife.
 
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Nothing screams dirt poor, lazy & can’t be arsed what your house looks like inside or out, like keeping your filthy, stinking wheelie bins in your garden, right beside your front door.

Welcome to our beautiful home!

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(Older style U.K. terraces like that would have an entry way where you would be able to wheel your bins round the back of your house and access the back garden by a back gate to store your bins away from the front of your house for the two weeks between bin collections, should you want to. You know, if you were house proud, not lazy and didn’t just want to walk out your front door with your rubbish bags on the way out to collect your dole money, like Cog.)
 
Pro-#HandGate niggas vindicated in the end, I guess. That has to be one of the most manly hands I've ever seen on a woman.
Lumberjack in drag stuff.
The only way that the right hand lifting that lid could have been Neelam's is if beyond having man hands, the skin tone on her right hand was light to the point of matching Cog's (white) hand.

As it turns out, there is some Michael Jackson level shit going on with her skin tone. Her left and right hands have totally different complexions, with the right hand being way lighter than the left hand! I'm not really sure what's going on here.

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Here's her skin tone on her face from the time of the wedding photo, not an exact comparison due to lighting differences.

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It takes another twenty minutes of the most nauseating kitchen footage seen to get to the Great Bri'ish Handjob.
Gotta say, I like this better than "handgate".

Clearly Dan’s hands
We should get Ralph's opinion on this. He already knows what Dan's hands look like up close.


Also, why is she cooking with all those rings and hand accessories on? Who the fuck does she think she is? King Cobra JFS?
 
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