Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

You mean this face?
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The face he showed on what I understand to be national television
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At conventions wearing this outfit
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And all over Internet shows
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That face? Good sir or madam and nothing else, this alleged man clearly has no problem showing that very face all over the place plus he has no shame I can detect and he is also very fat.
Lol, fat.

So what's the worst that can come from the lawsuit for Patrick? Isn't it just likely the city will get it immediately dismissed since Patrick clearly posts about how he's not afraid of anything and runs an airbnb out of the building that he supposedly is afraid of the police raiding constantly?
 
So what's the worst that can come from the lawsuit for Patrick? Isn't it just likely the city will get it immediately dismissed since Patrick clearly posts about how he's not afraid of anything and runs an airbnb out of the building that he supposedly is afraid of the police raiding constantly?
Well, you can ask the lawyers on the board, but it's insanely rare that "costs" get allocated to plaintiffs in lawsuits, and is kind of rare even in SLAPP states. The most common thing for a lolsuit is it just gets tossed out with a "and don't come back, faggot" type of dismissal.

Fatrick has already entered the 1% of the 1% by losing a lawsuit be brought so hard that he had to pay quasi.

So all bets are off.
 
They weren't even served, so that timer wasn't running. And Patrick had until May 28th to serve them.

Interesting. I wonder if Pat's lawyers have been in touch and that would explain the tweeting. It looks like they're going to fight back hard - I know people mentioned that they have to do this or it opens the door for everyone to sue them. Looks like it's happening.
 
I'm giddy for their initial filings, if any. I'm a dumb nigger (NOT yet made into pepperoni), but does notice of appearance simply mean they acknowledge the filing, regardless of if they were properly served (which has been stated is not the case)? It's not that they specifically want to take this to trial?

From what I've seen in terms of lolsuits (IE greer) it's always hashed out in the court with filings to say that the plaintiff is retarded and this should be dismissed because X Y Z. No sane defendant immediately says they want to go to trial because money.
 
For ralph it was a female cop and he was so drunk he failed to really hit her and was immediately subdued. For that ralph got a year in jail and is a felon.
Imagine being such a non-threatening queer that even when aggressive towards police, they can't even be bothered by justified use of force.
Imagine that a drunk as fuck Gunt is more of a threat to the police than Patrick such that not only did they not kick his ass when they had complete legal justification, they couldn't even bother to charge him with anything because there was no chance they'd keep a straight face saying they felt threatened by him.

Plus you know the whole "faucet dick" joke is a thing for every cop that works in his part of town.
 
It is very good, my only criticism is that he repeats the same information quite frequently in multiple video in his channel. But that is likely because he wants people to be able to start watching at any video and be able to understand the story
I agree for seasoned patposters like me it can be a little redundant but overall I'm happy that anyone is making pat related video series I was always surprized that there's historically been a dearth of pat related videos like that until very recently so anything to break him into the mainstream is fine by me. The smokey video was amazing getting tens of thousands of views as it did. It help's get the word out to counter pat's very self-serving MSM apperances that dominated the search results prior to that.

What doesn't help pat is that all his MSM appearances have titles like "Milwakuee man swatted 6 gorillion times!" so they don't really come up when you search his name.... but the lolcow docuseries sure show up when you do despite having a 10th of the views.
 
I'm giddy for their initial filings, if any. I'm a dumb nigger (NOT yet made into pepperoni), but does notice of appearance simply mean they acknowledge the filing, regardless of if they were properly served (which has been stated is not the case)? It's not that they specifically want to take this to trial?
They weren't served. Notice of appearance merely means that the Defendants' lawyers have joined the case.
 
It is very good, my only criticism is that he repeats the same information quite frequently in multiple video in his channel. But that is likely because he wants people to be able to start watching at any video and be able to understand the story
That's the impression I've gotten from his videos as well. But overall, it's a great way to experience parts of Patlore without the obnoxiousness that other lolcow chronicling channels do (just waiting for the day Turkey Tom drops a Pat video that's as egregiously awful and inaccurate as his Chantal/Foodie Beauty one). You can drop in at any point and be caught up on the more important parts and players with little to no hassle.
 
Yeah that's generally the prevailing wisdom on the matter. If not an outright ban by the establishment, he's obviously far too embarrassed to ever show his face there again
And the owners must have heard the audio from the court appearance related to this.
He doesn't outright say, but it is easy to interpret his attitude as being that he thinks he has a right to decide who can come to Hooligans.
Plus he is completely demonstrating he is willing to involve the courts over the behavior of other customers there.
That is a headache any bar would not want. It would be considered the best action by any manager or owner just to ban him.
They lose a few sales of cheap draught beer and meatloaf each week, big deal. Better customers will walk in every day.
 
Just another day of waking up and being thankful that I'm not Patrick S Tomlinson.
If I woke as Pat my first thought would be "oh God oh jesus lord so that's what sleep apnea feels like ouch my lungs gag" and my second thought would be "I'm going to delete Twitter and not use it again, my agents can reach me through email" then I'd get a new phone, then hit up jobsites to look for a way to pay Quasi.
If he stopped letting Twitter colonize his mind and stopped replying to trolls he could solve everything.
 
If I woke as Pat my first thought would be "oh God oh jesus lord so that's what sleep apnea feels like ouch my lungs gag" and my second thought would be "I'm going to delete Twitter and not use it again, my agents can reach me through email" then I'd get a new phone, then hit up jobsites to look for a way to pay Quasi.
If he stopped letting Twitter colonize his mind and stopped replying to trolls he could solve everything.

I’d get some Ozempic. It would help him lose weight, prolong life, grant prescience, and allow him to safely fold pepperoni space.
 
Are you saying that the Burger King stands out there gently calling fatso to come join him and eat what, to MovieBob might be a small amount of food, but it dwarfs the fast food layout Trump put out when those athletes were invited to the White House? I'd love to see Bob and Patso in a competitive eating contest. Whoever wins, both my faith in humanity and my ribs lose.
Fatrick and MovieBlob should have a competitive diabetes contest. It would be the only way either of them could defeat an opponent irl.
 
They weren't served. Notice of appearance merely means that the Defendants' lawyers have joined the case.

Is it normal that the City would sign up to represent the individual cop? And if so is that b/c if the cop is found negligent, the City is liable since he was doing his job at the time?
 
Fucking hell, slow your roll, pigman. I literally can't keep up with this thread anymore.

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I don't think there were any stars after only a few million years, and calling them "literal time machines" is just perplexing. I'd also point out that you should use "farther" when talking about physical distance, but Patrick S. Tomlinson is a professional maid, not a professional author, so we can't expect him to understand subtleties of language.
 
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I’d get some Ozempic. It would help him lose weight, prolong life, grant prescience, and allow him to safely fold pepperoni space.
Ooh, good one. I'd get on the zemps then also get a really physical job, like flooring or construction or something. They hire practically anyone, will train you, and it pays well. I'd also stop all my lolsuits, apologize to Officer Evans, and focus on getting out of debt. I believe a hypothetical Kiwi hive-mind could pilot Rick's meatsuit out of debt and into fitness and solubility in a mere 2 years.
 
Cosmic levels of absurdity.

because it's funny,. it's just so funny

Pat is a perfect lolcow. There's no pets or small children that you're worried are gonna get killed or neglected. You don't feel any sympathy or anything like when you're watching some once-respected guy tank his life or career. He's not some activist deplatformer type. It's just pure joy following Pat. Everything that happens to this man is self-inflicted. You don't have to feel bad about his "misfortune" (if you were even inclined to) because he could stop it at any time. Just non-stop stepping on rakes and screaming into the void on Twitter. Long may you post, Pat Tomlinson. I'm bookmarking paylyndonevans.lol right now. It's gonna be great.
 
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