Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

New Cryptic Web Chronicles just dropped:

*opens with the audio of fat shrieking at the cops*

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Oh yeah, previously he did this once but just that one time, not anymore. He has been posting on this thread for a while now so we just ignored. As long as he doesn't it again, meaning poking the cow and posting it here, I don't see the problem. It is no secret that a lot of people here are also pests that troll him on the OeA forums
I’m glad we can agree. And yeah, one time doesn’t mean forever, and I don’t dislike the guy.
 
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Has this been posted before?

A 2013 interview where Pat talks about food.

Man that was a tough read.

Even as a ESL I can notice how pretentious and dumb he is, he tries to sell himself as witty and smart by describing simple shit with some shitty reference, or use of "hard" words, he isn't objective and he writes exactly like those faggots at the salon and the Atlantic or vox.

The sad shit is that he probably thinks he is Hunter S Thompson or Charles Bukowski by doing this.
 
If people dislike that much when the thread gets featured and there is a concensus here, we could ask Null to not feature the thread. Otherwise it ts about taking the good with the bad
are you a mod? or just a frantic double-poster who joined in october 2023. calm down, this isn't discord.

i like how much fatrick lore exists in an epistemological g(r)ay area. did he in fact kill bernard tramell? is jackie torswats ?

yes. why? because it's funny,. it's just so funny
 
are you a mod? or just a frantic double-poster who joined in october 2023. calm down, this isn't discord
This is my second account, my original account got security locked when KF data was breached back during the Kefflas saga. Since I used a throw away email at the time and as such couldn't recover my account. I am here since 2020 and came from the ONA.

I doubled posted because Cryptic web chronicles just happened to post his video soon after my post.
 
I'm all for people tweeting and texting him. But when trolls fuck with his income like that, all they're doing is feeding his persecution complex.

> Checks https://payquasi.lol/

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I believe that you mean when trolls fuck with Quasi's income like that.

I do agree that Patrick shouldn't be fed though. He's fat enough as is.
 
This is my second account, my original account got security locked when KF got security breached. I am here since 2020 and came from the ONA. I doubled posted because Cryptic web chronicles just happened to post his video soon after my post
you posted 4 times on a single page of this thread while expressing paternalistic concern about it, which is why i am being mean-- because that kind of over-vyvansed behavior does more to shit up the thread than a few random A&H racists popping in to ask what fatrick's deal is.

his deal is that he's fat
 
you posted 4 times on a single page of this thread while expressing paternalistic concern about it, which is why i am being mean-- because that kind of over-vyvansed behavior does more to shit up the thread than a few random A&H racists popping in to ask what fatrick's deal is.

his deal is that he's fat
I have the spirit of a jannie, I do it for free
 
This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?
 
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This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?
THIS. He should have been tasered and cuffed.
 
Why doesn't he just use a bot? Is he unironically copy pasting these responses a million times instead of automating it? What a fucking tard
Because then the bot would be winning and correcting the record, and not Patrick. It's literally this stupid and simple.
 
This, right here? This pissed me right the fuck off.

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I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I'm really mad. I think back to all of the fuck people who've been mistreated by cops, or had a bad interaction with them, and nearly got killed or beaten -- and here's this fat dumbass actually taking a fucking swing to try to punch a cop. On video. And somehow this stupid fuck isn't in jail right now on 100 different charges, and he thinks he's entitled to sue these people for not acting like his personal honorguard.

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?
And you just know this faggot’s thumb is tucked into his fist.

Reminder that he got restrained by a woman officer lol.
 
What the fuck is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck? Why isn't this retard in prison right now for assault and battery against a police officer?
The dirty secret is cops deal with shit like this all the fucking time and they hate paperwork just as much as we do.

He didn’t connect, he was obviously a FFWBT and his Niki probably offered to run a train for them so they just said eh.

Once they’re sure nothing happened and they won’t get in trouble for catch and release (and assuming you didn’t really piss one off) you’re free to go most of the time.
 
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