Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Well Intentioned said:
I'm incredibly dubious that the police would share that Patty's name was being used to spread bomb threats in the way that he was implying.

To put it another way, I can't see him not squealing about getting 'swatted' again, which is likely what would've happened -- police would go out to question him, etc. He's making it sound like a desk sarge called him as a courtesy call or something.

I know people know he's full of shit, but it's kinda sad after all this time he can't even half-convincingly lie. And yeah, the timing sure is suspicious.
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He’s barely smart enough to realize that lashing out about his airbnb being shut down because of swatting danger by swatting himself again (or even claiming it) would be absolutely retarded, so he fell back to the next best.
 
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Doubly Punished Snigger said:
Getting his AirBnB pulled is cringe, it would have been funnier for the pests to rent from him and wear him down. This is not delaying gratification at all
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I'm all for people tweeting and texting him. But when trolls fuck with his income like that, all they're doing is feeding his persecution complex. It gives him the ammunition he needs to go on interviews and say "First they tried to have the police kill me, but that didn't work so now they're trying to destroy my income and force me into homelessness."

Besides, nobody does a better job at making Fat Rick miserable than Fat Rick. Him signing his parental rights away, paying five thousand to have his Twitter account unbanned, suing over fifty John Does to find out who threw a piece of bologna at his front porch, his in-laws cropping him out of Christmas pictures, alienating his fellow authors by tagging them in his Internet arguments, and him lashing out at his Air BnB guests for offering him constructive criticisms, all of that's him. Let him cook his pepperoni.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I'm all for people tweeting and texting him. But when trolls fuck with his income like that, all they're doing is feeding his persecution complex. It gives him the ammunition he needs to go on interviews and say "First they tried to have the police kill me, but that didn't work so now they're trying to destroy my income and force me into homelessness."

Besides, nobody does a better job at making Fat Rick miserable than Fat Rick. Him signing his parental rights away, paying five thousand to have his Twitter account unbanned, suing over fifty John Does to find out who threw a piece of bologna at his front porch, his in-laws cropping him out of Christmas pictures, alienating his fellow authors by tagging them in his Internet arguments, and him lashing out at his Air BnB guests for offering him constructive criticisms, all of that's him. Let him cook his pepperoni.
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If I were to propose another forum and their concept of cow tipping and have it be reasonable, it would be something like “don’t cut the milk short, let it dry up”. Fats being both the most swatted man in the universe AND a completely safe airbnb host is an unstable situation fraught with conflict and contradiction- immensely humorous for those who see both aspects - and doubly so to watch FFWBT try to keep those worlds separate. It’s the classic “guy goes on a date with two girls at the same time unbeknownst to them” trope.

You don’t force that to resolve until the airbnb or the swatting has already basically dried up. Think of all the oinkings we lose if the BNB is shut down. Sure we gain him oinking about it being shut down, but that was forgone eventually anyway. We end up eating the seed corn too early.

(One of the strongest arguments for “no trolling plans” is that “trolling plans only by the smart people” is entirely untenable because the biggest morons think they’re the smartest.)
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
This is the problem with lolcows like Patrick becoming viral. It spreads to idiots who don't understand how to milk a lolcow, and they cause all the content to dry up with their antics.
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That is a cool theory and maybe it's true in general, but in all likelihood this is the work of the funsters and they were in this game long before Kiwi Farms.
 
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I don't say the N-Word said:
That is a cool theory and maybe it's true in general, but in all likelihood this is the work of the funsters and they were in this game long before Kiwi Farms.
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To be clear, I don't think they did that either. I think it's a random retard or Pat himself.
 
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Patrick has a PSA for everyone that might have sympathized with him over the supposed shooting threats: he is fine when police are weaponized, but only as long as they shoot people he dislikes.
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That's weird, I'm pretty sure Jennifer has a bunch of tweets calling Rittenhouse a murderer.

That's aside from this not being the definition of murder. As can be shown by the simple fact that manslaughter is a thing.
 
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X-posting from the Shane Nokes thread. Josiah Munoz has been permabanned from Twitter for correctly pointing out that Patrick and Niki are swingers.

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I really feel for the guy, sometimes. AFAIK he's not actually done anything worth having his livelihood fucked with (aside from his legal bullshit, I guess), he's just mostly extremely cringe.
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I mean, there's the whole "committing crimes against himself and trying to have innocent people serve time in prison and have their lives ruined for things they didn't do".
 
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