Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
Does that make Nikki Manuel?
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No, Nikki would be Sybil. There is no Polly. Manuel would be Shane. A retarded street-shitter like Jackie corresponds to no actual character. It's not really a great comparison tbh. Also Basil always had some witty comeback, despite being otherwise a complete retard. Fatty would just be telling people to enjoy prison.
 
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>be me
>literally me
>visit Milwaukee and need a place to stay
>get a reservation at Fatricks Bnb
>just do my stuff and go sightseeing
>days go by, just use the house to sleep
>do literally nothing wrong
>time to leave, I call a taxi
>say goodbye to Patrick, even tip him for the stay
>he follows me up to the street, we chit chat a bit
>before I get into the taxi, I freeze
>"goodbye stalker child, enjoy your pepperoni"
 
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Glowing In The Streets said:
>be me
>literally me
>visit Milwaukee and need a place to stay
>get a reservation at Fatricks Bnb
>just do my stuff and go sightseeing
>days go by, just use the house to sleep
>do literally nothing wrong
>time to leave, I call a taxi
>say goodbye to Patrick, even tip him for the stay
>he follows me up to the street, we chit chat a bit
>before I get into the taxi, I freeze
>"goodbye stalker child, enjoy your day"
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Did he take off his sunglasses when he said it?
 
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BrainProlapse said:
It's so over for me I've caught the brainworm, I patposted a dog last weekend.

*dog walks into the room and eyes up my food*
"You have already been fed stalker child, continuing to beg for food constitutes felony harassment"
*dog stares at me*
"Enjoy prison"
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I've also been Patposting IRL and the worst part is my primary language isn't even English.
Judge Holden said:
Opened up xitter and the fat is boiling tonight
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Clearly the 24 hours or so he missed hurt him worse than me given how hard hes making up for lost time. have to hit the scroll wheel like two dozen times to reach the "1 hour ago" mark
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Why doesn't he just use a bot? Is he unironically copy pasting these responses a million times instead of automating it? What a fucking tard
 
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Do have fun, Funsters.

"Great party, isn't it?"

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AnOminous said:
No, Nikki would be Sybil. There is no Polly. Manuel would be Shane. A retarded street-shitter like Jackie corresponds to no actual character. It's not really a great comparison tbh. Also Basil always had some witty comeback, despite being otherwise a complete retard. Fatty would just be telling people to enjoy prison.
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Jackie could be the racist old guy who sits in the bar and gets drunk.
 
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AnOminous said:
No, Nikki would be Sybil. There is no Polly. Manuel would be Shane. A retarded street-shitter like Jackie corresponds to no actual character. It's not really a great comparison tbh. Also Basil always had some witty comeback, despite being otherwise a complete retard. Fatty would just be telling people to enjoy prison.
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Pat doesn't even acknowledge Shane's existence. Shane is a cockroach in the kitchen Manuel is tasked with smashing.
Unless this part was secretly about a different commonly used kitchen utensil.
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Waifu Days said:
That is such a good point. What a retard.
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Isn't it fraud for him to take money from people to stay in his half-hovel without disclosing the fact that they may be swatted and murdered by evil pig cops because he gets swatted every day?
IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
Jackie could be the racist old guy who sits in the bar and gets drunk.
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Don't talk shit about The Major.
 
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An automatic clown said:
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>goes through the lower floor check every room's temp, camera footage & looking for hairs
You fact-finding or ghost-hunting Pat? You're describing Phasmophobia gameplay lol. Is the nigger poltergeist in the room with us right now? Get the spirit box, ask it if it will enjoy prison or if it is stalking.
 
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