Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Ted]

If the city really wanted to get back at Patrick, could a prosecutor press charges for attempted assault for that swing at an officer?

 

[Kirtto]

The pests are having a field day with the Airbnb discovery

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If the city really wanted to get back at Patrick, could a prosecutor press charges for attempted assault for that swing at an officer?

If the swing happened less than 3 years ago, probably yeah.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat is a perfect lolcow. There's no pets or small children that you're worried are gonna get killed or neglected. You don't feel any sympathy or anything like when you're watching some once-respected guy tank his life or career. He's not some activist deplatformer type. It's just pure joy following Pat. Everything that happens to this man is self-inflicted. You don't have to feel bad about his "misfortune" (if you were even inclined to) because he could stop it at any time. Just non-stop stepping on rakes and screaming into the void on Twitter. Long may you post, Pat Tomlinson. I'm bookmarking paylyndonevans.lol right now. It's gonna be great.

He has a cat and has/had a reptile.

 

[McMitch]

He has a cat and has/had a reptile.

A video from his YouTube channel of him opening a delivery of one of his books (I think it was In the Black) came across my desk, and he had his iguana unnecessarily on his shoulder the whole time. Everything about him is so performative, and I think that’s an element that most people are unconscious of that makes it so easy to Patpost.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The police just entered
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Hey, Pat, how's it feel knowing Nikki's tax dollars are going to get your frivolous lolsuit dismissed?

 

[James done did it]

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Y'know I have a question on this one, what the hell is a "rage erection?" When a man is enraged typically the blood flows to the parts of his body needed for violent action, the muscles. If anything a man's pecker is at its most deflated state when a man is enraged or involved in strenuous exercise (something that all evidence suggests doesn't happen with this fella). I'm going to posit a few theories

1. Patrick has a mangina and the faucet dick was an out of position prosthetic, explaining its small size and strange shape. Considering he has a daughter who unfortunately looks like him, he probably did have a penis at one point though.
2. In reality, when Patrick is in a state of rage, panic, shock, fear, etc. his penis deflates like a normal man's. So his faucet dick was a result of his impotent rage against the police.
3. Patrick is in fact, a homosexual with some kind of weird humiliation kink where stewing in impotent rage over the actions of real men like Sgt. Evans is his fetish to the point where his body has overwritten natural reactions to normal human emotions.

If he was actually sending these armed rage boner pics you'd think someone would have shared one by now. I don't know though, do you guys think a professional author would lie about stupid and petty things to make himself look cool, only to make himself look like a deranged retard?

 

[GreenTips]

If he was actually sending these armed rage boner pics you'd think someone would have shared one by now.

I do not want to see Titty Ricky's tiny penis in high def, thanks.

 

[Law]

Everything about him is so performative, and I think that’s an element that most people are unconscious of that makes it so easy to Patpost.

He also had a slightly too-small Planet Express shirt along with the shoulder lizard pet.
He's like if a skeezy, cigar-chomping movie producer, like the bit Mike Stoklasa does, had to invent the character of "quirky yet lovable sci-fi author".
"Eh, give him a lizard! Fuck it. Put the uh, the Futurama shirt on, yeah we know it shrank, yeah we know he's actually a bitter angry drunk, now say somethin' science-y!"

Y'know I have a question on this one, what the hell is a "rage erection?" When a man is enraged typically the blood flows to the parts of his body needed for violent action, the muscles.

Hmm, you're right. It's the flight/fight/freeze/fawn response, not the fuck response. Then again, Pat did make a tweet endorsing rape as a punishment for his political enemies, so maybe hating people over their opinions does in fact give him a hard on.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

He also had a slightly too-small Planet Express shirt along with the shoulder lizard pet.

That video happens 8 years ago today. Happy anniversary!

 

[Law]

The AirBnB guest wasn't lying, the ha'hovel really is one of those century houses with the wood floors and moldings.
You can really hear Pat's Midwest accent when he says "road".
He seems so normal in this video. He's gotten so fat and crazy in these last 8 years.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Look at this FFWBT, he's almost something capable of being normal!

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok due to just how often he is spamming the fatpasta I have had to straight up filter it out for convenience sake


Some amusing new oinkings for the archives

Fear paste does not exist, stalker. Enjoy prison.

We've never been to an all inclusive and have only been to Mexico once, stalker. Enjoy prison.

You have never been "wacky funsters." You are clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalkers facing multiple felony charges for crimes against my family. Enjoy prison.

You're going to prison because you keep committing crimes against my family, stalker. If your wife is deported, that's on you. All you ever had to do was leave my family alone. You couldn't. So now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions.

Undergoing rewrites, stalker. Enjoy prison.

Also he seems to have found out about my project to manifest a living tulpa fatrick I can use as a sex slave given this new oink

You have never known me, stalker. The version of me you believe you know is a series of clinical delusions that exist only within the confines of your broken, diseased mind. He does not exist in the real world. Enjoy prison.

Oh but he will fat....he will....

 

[Law]

Also he seems to have found out about my project to manifest a living tulpa fatrick I can use as a sex slave given this new oink

Dude he's gonna manifest a tulpa of himself before you finish yours.
He's gonna have a tulpa of himself like a fat, crazy Matroyshka doll, Pats within Pats. A psychic Towel of Fat Babel. Then when unlocks clairsentience with the 'Zemp it'll be all over.

 

[Ded Sert]

Hey, Pat, how's it feel knowing Nikki's tax dollars are going to get your frivolous lolsuit dismissed?

he deserves his jury trial, and the costs resulting from it

 

[Maverick Vile]

Enjoy our poison soaked treated wood pallet chairs, Airbnb child
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Oh, God! It doesn't look like he bothered sanding those! I've broken down pallets to use in reclaimed wood projects before, you have to sand those down because they use incredibly rough cuts for pallets. Also, he might have used a matte poly coat, but even the matte clear poly still has a bit of shine. I say this because even if you sand wood evenly with a super fine grit, splinters will still peel off from the wood and they will get under your skin.

In summary, Patrick is fat and I would not sit on his patio furniture.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>airbnb stuff drops
>Fat talks about cameras and reviewing the tapes
>he’s into “things”

How much you wanna bet this sick fuck has them in the bed rooms? Knowing that he’s “into things” probably means they are in the Bathroom, too. We probably got another Nick Bates in Patrick.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

For the record I think rage erections are real. Cyraxx will flash people on panel to get them banned when he gets mad and hes always hard as hell even though he had just been furiously screaming. He also allegedly had a boner when he ran up on Marty before getting Akron Slapped. I don't understand it, but I can believe that before Pat's alcoholism was severe enough to deem him constantly impotent he would get a rage boner while tweeting about getting back at his aTalkers. It's probably some kind of sicko thing.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Is it normal that the City would sign up to represent the individual cop? And if so is that b/c if the cop is found negligent, the City is liable since he was doing his job at the time?

I think also because Patty named them both in the suit. Since the claims are more or less the same for both parties (and likely bullshit with a high possibility of being dismissed with prejudice) it doesn't make sense to involve multiple lawyers.

I hope we get a repeat of Patty getting into it with a judge. "No chi--sir--, that isn't what happened."

And I really hope we get to see Patty getting slapped with a contempt charge.

 

[James done did it]

For the record I think rage erections are real. Cyraxx will flash people on panel to get them banned when he gets mad and hes always hard as hell even though he had just been furiously screaming. He also allegedly had a boner when he ran up on Marty before getting Akron Slapped. I don't understand it, but I can believe that before Pat's alcoholism was severe enough to deem him constantly impotent he would get a rage boner while tweeting about getting back at his aTalkers. It's probably some kind of sicko thing.

Yeah was going to say we're talking about Cyraxx, so the evidence is building that this is some kind of thing that happens to deformed subhumans.