Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

https://archive.ph/8jiC9

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[Marmite Despiser]

Police body cams are a blessing.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Police body cams are a blessing.

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Fucking kino. Especially the pump shotty. Complete and utter Pitt death

 

[AnOminous]

Here’s the difference- as long as you stay away from the bear, you’re both generally content to let each other be.

That's always happened with me. I've encountered maybe half a dozen or so bears in the woods, a couple times as a small child. None of them were "close encounters" so I never outright startled the bear. I think all but one were brown bears. I'm not a bear-ologist but the other looked like a black bear to me.

Even as a kid none of them menaced me. I simply kept my distance or watched as the bear slowly turned and ambled away, not seeming afraid but not in a great rush either. They're pretty mellow if you don't go full retard and charge at them yelling and even then, I've heard they generally retreat unless you push their one berserk button and threaten their cubs. Then you ARE getting fucked up.

 

[TowinKarz]

Plus horses are prey animals. They might kick, bite etc. if they feel threatened in close quarters like a stall but even then they give plenty of warning like pinning their ears back, stomping, throwing up their head etc. Even someone who doesn't know shit about horses could probably tell when they're pissed off. When they spook and someone falls and gets injured, it isn't the horse's intention to attack the rider; they're basically just collateral to the horse's flight instinct.

Shitbulls are bred specifically to be extreme predators who attack for no reason without any body language to warn their victims. They're literally the exact opposite of horses.

Horses, when they get upset with you, will get aggressively ....... avoidant.

They'll run to the opposite side of the pasture and stay there. Wait until you walk over to them, and then they run to the OTHER opposite side, knowing full well you aren't fast enough to catch them. The biggest sign of a dangerous or "sour" horse is that they are uncatchable and won't cooperate with people, not that they'll come after them.

The only time they'll resort to unequivocally stomping the life out of you is if you're in a stall or other confined space with them and running away isn't an option. Then, and only then, will they end you. And only because escape wasn't an option.


The rest of the times they kill? It's what I call a "Baby Huey" situation - they accidentally turned around in a confined space and crushed you against the wall, or slipped and fell on you.

Oh, and to just to pile on to AR for being dumb -

Number of kills in US by doggos every year? (all breeds) - Approx 500
Number of kills in the US by livestock every year? (all kinds lumped, no source I found made a distinction between cow, bull or horse) - Approx 30

Even as a kid none of them menaced me. I simply kept my distance or watched as the bear slowly turned and ambled away, not seeming afraid but not in a great rush either. They're pretty mellow if you don't go full retard and charge at them yelling and even then, I've heard they generally retreat unless you push their one berserk button and threaten their cubs. Then you ARE getting fucked up.

You're also fucked if it's a polar bear, for what it's worth. Though running into one of those in the Continental US is not something a sane person worries about.

Brown - Lie Down
Black - Fight Back
White - Good Night

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I have read about some particularly nasty stallions before, stallions that are very aggressive and territorial. I've read about stallions who were gelded (neutered) despite their value because they savaged a farm employee and stallions that were literally muzzled most of the time. But these are the outliers, they are not common. The average stallion is only mildly territorial or will only get riled up if they're around mares. Otherwise they're friendly, calm, and can be petted under supervision. Mares can also vicious if they feel their foals are threatened but again it's rare for them to try and kill a human over it.

Your average pasture horse is 100% not a risk of randomly attacking anyone. If you find yourself visiting Kentucky anytime soon, the likelihood of one of those thoroughbred stallions you see hanging around in pastures is also extremely close to 0%. The statement about horses is laughable but I don't expect anything less from our dear Raptor.

That's retarded, she'd just think it was a fluke and want another one. Not to mention that poison is an agonizing, cruel death. Just shoot it.

The cycle of pibble ownership typically goes: adopt pitbull because "it's how you raise them/I can change him" ---> show pitbull love and care ---> pitbull attacks something anyway ---> "Luna has never done this before, Luna was probably abused in a past life or had a brain tumor" ---> pitbull is euthanized or rehomed ----> adopt pitbull.

 

[The Dude]

@TowinKarz if you're in bear country and aren't armed with a weapon suitable for dealing with bears, then it's your own damn fault if you get ate.

 

[Twinkie]

Bears are really neat. But my point was any bear that attacks humans (or even just tries to unsuccessfully) get killed by officials if they get the opportunity, every time. It's like standard practice to kill any bear that has fucked around with humans it doesn't matter if the victim was a provocative dumbass or not. It's what you do, because it's what makes sense. This should be applied to any animal that is

• Predatory by nature (so not horses, cows, etc. they can be dangerous in certain circumstances but are not predators)
• Lives where humans live, realistically will come in contact with us (e.g. sharks exempt)
• Large or strong or tenacious enough to cause serious injury or death to a human including child size
• Reportedly has attacked humans, or tried to, even if unsuccessful

I believe any animal meeting these criteria should be killed. I've never heard a good argument to the contrary that isn't just irrational, emotional drivel. Especially when it comes to dogs. There are way, way too many good doggos that need homes and people need to stop caping for aggressive animals like it's a virtue. It's a complete waste of time, energy, resources, etc.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

That's always happened with me. I've encountered maybe half a dozen or so bears in the woods, a couple times as a small child. None of them were "close encounters" so I never outright startled the bear. I think all but one were brown bears. I'm not a bear-ologist but the other looked like a black bear to me.

Even as a kid none of them menaced me. I simply kept my distance or watched as the bear slowly turned and ambled away, not seeming afraid but not in a great rush either. They're pretty mellow if you don't go full retard and charge at them yelling and even then, I've heard they generally retreat unless you push their one berserk button and threaten their cubs. Then you ARE getting fucked up.

No VietCong bear ever called me a nigger. But a mama bear WILL 100% fuck you up if it senses, right or wrong, that you are threat to her cubs. Sows and boars also go after you if you get too near to a food cache it buried; what they do is kill a moose or caribou and eat part of it and then kick up a bunch of dirt or tundra over it to 'keep it' for later. Coming across a bear in thick woods or heavy alder growth also tends to startle them and they act accordingly.

You're also fucked if it's a polar bear, for what it's worth. Though running into one of those in the Continental US is not something a sane person worries about.

Brown - Lie Down
Black - Fight Back
White - Good Night

The problem with that is if you live in an area with both black and brown bears is that brown bears range from pale cinnamon color to really dark. The key difference is that black bears are smaller and don't have that huge hump of muscle on their back between their shoulder and when it charges you, a bluff or not, you ain't got time to figure it out. Polar bears in the US are limited to the North Slope and there's no brown bears up there, although an odd polar bear now and then will range a bit further south into brown bear territory and fuck a brown bear to make what's called a Piizzly hybrid. I don't know pizzly hybrids are sterile or not like burros or whatever.

It's like standard practice to kill any bear that has fucked around with humans it doesn't matter if the victim was a provocative dumbass or not. It's what you do, because it's what makes sense. This should be applied to any animal that is

• Predatory by nature (so not horses, cows, etc. they can be dangerous in certain circumstances but are not predators)
• Lives where humans live, realistically will come in contact with us (e.g. sharks exempt)
• Large or strong or tenacious enough to cause serious injury or death to a human including child size
• Reportedly has attacked humans, or tried to, even if unsuccessful

I believe any animal meeting these criteria should be killed. I've never heard a good argument to the contrary that isn't just irrational, emotional drivel. Especially when it comes to dogs.

I feel bad for bears that get shot for getting into trash careless leftout by dickbag humans. They're just doing what makes sense by getting the most calories for the least amount of effort. But fuck horses because I don't trust them and Total Pitbull Death for obvious reasons.

@TowinKarz if you're in bear country and aren't armed with a weapon suitable for dealing with bears, then it's your own damn fault if you get ate.

I used to live in grizzly country and I wouldn't even walk to my backyard crick to go fishing without a 12 gauge loaded with 3 inch big games slugs. Like AnOnimous said, they tend to look and you and then go on doing their own thing because it's not like you're a threat to them. I never had to use it, thankfully, but you're a fool not to be strapped or at least have some bear spray handy when you in their territory.

 

[Desu Mountain]

The problem with that is if you live in an area with both black and brown bears is that brown bears range from pale cinnamon color to really dark. The key difference is that black bears are smaller and don't have that huge hump of muscle on their back between their shoulder and when it charges you, a bluff or not, you ain't got time to figure it out.

If you need to figure out whether a bear chasing you is a black bear or a brown bear, climb a tree. If it climbs up the tree after you, it's a black bear. If it knocks the tree down, it's a brown bear.

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

You know, I’m not the biggest fan of horses because they’re huge and easily spooked by stuff. However, I’m not afraid the ones local to me are going to bust through their paddock fences at the slightest provocation and proceed to chase and devour me, my children, my parents or their dogs.

 

[AnOminous]

Brown - Lie Down
Black - Fight Back

And even black only "fight back" if you, for some idiotic reason, pick a fight with them, which only a retard would do. The one black I encountered just sort of looked at me in a way I interpreted as kind of disgusted and annoyed, then walked off slowly as I also backed away.

You know, I’m not the biggest fan of horses because they’re huge and easily spooked by stuff. However, I’m not afraid the ones local to me are going to bust through their paddock fences at the slightest provocation and proceed to chase and devour me, my children, my parents or their dogs.

Even wild, unbroken horses only present a menace if you're a goddamn idiot and try to ride one of them and they buck you off. A normal person doesn't do this.

They do easily get spooked by nonsense like seeing a strangely colored patch of dirt or other ridiculous shit. One time as a child I was on a ride and all the horses suddenly spun around and went back to home base. They didn't knock any of us kids off, though. There was actually a diamondback rattler on the trail.

The Christopher Reeve incident was sort of a perfect failure. He got bucked, for whatever reason the horse got spooked in the middle of a jump, and then on top of that his hands got tangled in the reins.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

broooooooooooo, she's gonna fuck it

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's really, really weird how pitbull retards can't just stop at saying they are good dogs (which is already a lie) but feel the need to insist they are "nanny dogs" and great for families. It's like they can't help themselves.

These dogs are so fucking ugly man my god.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

It's really, really weird how pitbull retards can't just stop at saying they are good dogs (which is already a lie) but feel the need to insist they are "nanny dogs" and great for families. It's like they can't help themselves.
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These dogs are so fucking ugly man my god.
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It should be borderline illegal to spread these bullshit lies and propaganda
total shitbull apologist death now

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Look at how the eyes freakishly bulge out when he gets near his future meal

 

[DoesNotLinkToYou]

It's really, really weird how pitbull retards can't just stop at saying they are good dogs (which is already a lie) but feel the need to insist they are "nanny dogs" and great for families. It's like they can't help themselves.
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These dogs are so fucking ugly man my god.
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"Many have separation anxiety"

Spoiler: The separation anxiety in question

 

[whatever I feel like]

Look at how the eyes freakishly bulge out when he gets near his future meal
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It looks just like my cat when you dangle chicken in front of him.

 

[Eydallur]

Anyone know where I can get pitbull silhouette targets?

 

[The Foxtrot]

Anyone know where I can get pitbull silhouette targets?

Why bother with those when plenty of shelters have live ones that are basically free?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Look at how the eyes freakishly bulge out when he gets near his future meal

That's the predator instincts kicking in.