Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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WelperHelper99 said:
That's honestly what I hope he's doing. Unlike a credit card or bit coin, he has to flip silver to turn it to cash. Let's hope he's actually doing that, or at least storing it up for a bit of a retirement fund. Optimistic yes, but there's hope for the Civic yet
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Stacking silver is a pleb’s game. Good luck and all but you need a lot of silver (and a lot of space to store it) before you get anywhere.

Paper silver (bonds) might be easier but probably too liquid for Bossman
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
Another sperg-out upon losing it all
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You need to have the volume up to fully appreciate whats going on here. Austin is trying to kick the wall under his desk but is only able to kick his feet back and forth like a toddler having a tantrum through all the trash under his desk. Leaning on the desk like a 2 year old in a high chair not getting what he wants to eat.

We've previously seen a picture of under his desk and there are already holes from prior kicks in the drywall, along with various plates, cups, and other trash.

Bongbros, he's been leaving the bong by his feet lately... Its only a matter of time before its toddler punted.
 
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Austin got felted, and got into a rant about how it's fucked up he keeps losing money to his sponsor, and that he might take another sponsorship. Wheelbros, don't want to get your hopes up, but our little googly eyed nigga might return.



He then asks Mikhailis, another Kick streamer, for some juice, and shows a couple of his clips (and hops in a Discord call with him, but it was nothing noteworthy as Austin walked away for the juicy details). Mikhailis sends 160 bucks of juice after this.



But of course, Austin gets felted on that as well, and he goes ahead with hating on Stake some more. Wheelbros, there is some hope. Our googly eyed nigga might return.



Another spergout after losing it all, bro... This time the Saighnhaizers take some serious abuse.



He came back online with more juice, and his microphone fell over because he keeps rocking his desk :story:



Austin gets felted, leaves the room angry, comes back and screams SCAM before he goes on another malding sesh :lossmanjack:



Someone tells Austin he can get his Kick partnership money paid out daily, and Austin drops everything to email Kick :story:



He knocked over his bong apparently, notices, interrupts a discussion about swingers clubs to go hug it. Gay. Even more disgusting bong water in his disgusting carpet.



And of course, Austin loses another loan. Fuck his life, bros. Fuck his life.


 
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Austin just got a pay raise with stake.us
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I'd be excited too if I raked in that kind of money. But if he doesn't have a contract, and I highly doubt he does, Stake can stop paying him at any time for any reason. We've previously seen how volatile these casino sponsorships are when Stake dropped him without a minutes' notice. Even if he could stop pissing it all away on originals and started cashing out amounts to finance his dreams of leaving home, I'm pretty sure Stake would simply cancel their deal.

Good for you, though, Bossman, now your gambling sessions will last dozens of seconds longer.
 
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A couple minutes later he expanded on this saying that the deal is for $8k a week.
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Stake/Kick staff know that he's a gambacow and brings the content. They know that they can increase his "salary" without issues, because he will gamble it away anyway.
 
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