Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Spangled Drongo]

See, things like a soup kitchen or clothes closet would be humbling and rewarding for normies, but Stephanie isn't capable of being humble. Her only reward would be bragging about it on Twitter before/during/after, if she attended or did anything at all. She'd be useless at any kind of actual volunteer situation, because she has to be the ultimate woobie victim and you can't do that while helping actual victimized people.

It'd also be extremely worrying if she was volunteering with kids or animals given her current phase of defending the most fucked up of fetishes... and if she volunteered at a women's shelter there's a good chance she'd blurt out something about how she wishes she was raped by Dahmer. Bad idea all around.

 

[An empty shill]

I actually can’t understand the grandma one. And why is she still RPing as her dead cat anyway?

Like pee your pants said, it's for attention, plus pity points.
Boo hoo hoo, no one like me, they always pick on me, boo hoo hoo.

Maybe Steffles stop inserting yourself into discussions/arguments you have place being in and, and, even though I honestly don't want you around certain types of them, go try to talk to people with the same "interests" as yours.

Like, stay away from the pedo's and zoo's, you claim to like metal, I'm sure there are plenty of metal heads that'd love to talk to you and get you more onto metal, you like your spirit woo woo stuff, talk to like minded people, it's not that hard my most (un)manly dude-bro.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She's sad, you guys.

Spoiler: Text

This week, I am feeling despair once again. I am still waiting for news. The weather has gotten cold again, leaving me no choice but to stay inside and overthink things.

Loki took me to his mother, alarmed by my downturn in mood and worrying that I had been bewitched. Laufey instead directed us to Freyja, saying it was an issue of fate.

I had done another Urð’s well ritual yesterday, so she said there was little else I could do. So instead, I summoned my anger and asked her about sending baneful magic after my enemies. She said to consult my books, and I did. I generally don’t like to curse, but after feeling so powerless and depressed, taking back some control was just what I needed to feel okay.

I also copied what’s known as a herzlustafir stave for restoring courage and resolve and fashioned it into a necklace to wear over my heart.

Tomorrow will be very busy, so I hope these measures will carry me through today and keep my mind from wandering.

So she believed she had been bewitched? Not that her failures are caused by her defending zoos online, which has probably pushed people to ween and ruin her chances at adopting a cat. 'I summoned my anger' lol. She is going to curse her enemies too! That's half of Twitter gone then. Don't spread yourself too thin, Gyro.
I noted in the email she received from the shelter that they address her as 'Yarrow.' The weens now know which name to use when telling them about her antics. I'm surprised she blacked out the name of the person she received it from.

Adding in some Twitter slapfighting about the progressive pride flag:

Spoiler: I never understand these things anyways

Staph, as usual, talking over and insulting actual intersex people (if that person isn't another larper).

Ariana, you don't know how correct you are.

She's not one of the cool kids, but for a variety of other reasons.

Demonstrating that she doesn't have a total grasp of the terms she uses.

You're not 'in the club' at all because you are not a single letter of the LGBTIAPRSTUV.

How would she know? It's not like she meets any cis gays and lesbians IRL. Imaginary victimisation.

Yet you call your intersex friend 'Herm.'

She has ran out of comebacks, for now.

Other random updates:


You utter baby, get a hobby, stop relying on internet strangers to entertain you.

That's called having an interest, there is nothing 'special' about it. A true autist would get shit right if they hyperfixated on a subject ime. She's so sloppy in her knowledge.

A self confessed zoophile saying 'There have been moments where I almost lost control' over her intrusive thoughts is not cat parent material.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

A self confessed zoophile saying 'There have been moments where I almost lost control' over her intrusive thoughts is not cat parent material.

The way she constantly throws people with OCD under the bus makes me MOTI. They're called intrusive thoughts because they're *unwanted*, Yarrow, and are a debilitating source of pain for sufferers, hence the "compulsions" and rituals to chase away the thoughts. Trying to equate a disorder (that kids can and do suffer from) with ~paraphilias~ is revolting, especially when you're bringing it up in an attempt to defend zoophilia/pedophilia.

It's amazing how she can confidently spew so much disinformation about so many different topics. Thankfully (praise Loki!) she has zero audience outside of the farms, but it's not for lack of trying.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

@Pee Your Pants I can't quote your post; I like the part where she said "I generally don't like to curse" lol she's practically a curse expert. a cursepert. a cursepervert, even

 

[Aunt Carol]

She has ran out of comebacks, for now.

That dude deserves a medal for keeping his temper and not biting on any of her digressions. Congratulations; you won an argument with the Womb Wizard!

You utter baby, get a hobby, stop relying on internet strangers to entertain you.

Maybe she should get involved in online transgender activism. Like helping that lady find links to groups in her area.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Moose status:
-still available, his post was 'updated' 6 hours ago (nothing noticeably changed)

Ig she really did sit like a dork and watch the clock wind down thinking they might email at five to five.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Moose status:
-still available

In the email, they said they’re “holding” him. I feel like if that were true, his status would be changed… perhaps just me, though.

And here’s more snarky comments, because it’s all she does all day every day.

Your nudes are also uncensored and that is highly unappreciated.

Self dx’ing isn’t a shitty take. You’re just mad because all of your ”chronic illnesses” are self dx except for your GERD. And, let’s be real: she would 100% play the “I’M A MINOR” card if she could because she’s played the IT WAS THE GHOST card.

Insurance companies don’t like to pay for anything, to be fair. But I’m sure there are low-cost or sliding scale options around— that’s how I manage all my shit. You make do with what you have. Most of the time, you don’t need the doctor diagnosis— okay, so you now “officially” have autism...What are your plans with that? Nothing but being able to make an excuse for your shitty behavior when it comes up. It’s not like there’s a pill to cure you.

Her replying to someone wishing death on antis (but all proship are good people, right?) without a comment on it, then moments later RTing this:

Cover-up, Staph?

She was not an iota of involved in this conversation, then she says this. Is this a comeback? It sucks.

edit:
the last bits for the night

because it usually is and also you’re into those 3 things (necro/pedo/zoo)— you can be as “anti-contact” as you want.

You were not involved in this discussion. And he was specifically talking about single women— so, you are a single woman? That checks out, actually.

It’s 8:30pm, you fucking Granny. What do you have planned? Twitter slapfights? Harassing shelters? Taking sped walks around the complex? What time do you need to wake up???

 

[pink cigarettes]

Maybe it's because I'm old and uncool but proship and anti and para and all that- even though I (shudder) basically know what they mean- they all sound so lame
Every generation/group has slang etc but this stuff isn't just "in group" so much as it seems to broadcast "I am 15 sub-basement levels deep into pop culture and away from touching grass"

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

Maybe it's because I'm old and uncool but proship and anti and para and all that- even though I (shudder) basically know what they mean- they all sound so lame
Every generation/group has slang etc but this stuff isn't just "in group" so much as it seems to broadcast "I am 15 sub-basement levels deep into pop culture and away from touching grass"

The "antis" at least have the benefit of being largely children. It'd be weird if they weren't annoying and attached to the internet at the hip.

But the flip side seems like it's squarely adults. To be fully grown and crying that kids on the internet don't like your hecking psychologist approved™ child rape fanficerino? Making it your entire personality, too? Lol. Lmfao.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I love how she feels the need to announce her departure from Xitter every evening as if the random teenagers, dogfuckers, and weirdos that she randomly responds to will be wondering where she went when she stops jumping into their mentions to say "I'm intersex and I pee my pants, why do you want to rape and murder me?" It''s just so boomery.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I love how she feels the need to announce her departure from Xitter every evening as if the random teenagers, dogfuckers, and weirdos that she randomly responds to will be wondering where she went when she stops jumping into their mentions to say "I'm intersex and I pee my pants, why do you want to rape and murder me?" It''s just so boomery.

Especially since she's always only gone for like 5 seconds. It isn't Elon Musk suddenly going radio silent for a week, it's some random rapidly ageing chick going on to some other platform for a day and not even closing her xitter tab.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I love how she feels the need to announce her departure from Xitter every evening as if the random teenagers, dogfuckers, and weirdos that she randomly responds to will be wondering where she went when she stops jumping into their mentions to say "I'm intersex and I pee my pants, why do you want to rape and murder me?" It''s just so boomery.

I appreciate it in a way, because then I can fuck off and not check her stupid accounts the rest of the night lol

But it is stupid to do so in the first place. It’s not a chatroom. You aren’t BRB or G2G ing. Every night she does this, truly no one cares Staph.

edit: words
edit: missed a few caps from the earlier fight

There’s the diaper thing again! Who had that on their bingo card? Mark it off! … it’s probably the free space.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Like, stay away from the pedo's and zoo's, you claim to like metal, I'm sure there are plenty of metal heads that'd love to talk to you and get you more onto metal, you like your spirit woo woo stuff, talk to like minded people, it's not that hard my most (un)manly dude-bro.

As much as she says she's into metal, a lot of metalheads (from my experience) tend to not really give a shit about politics either way, first it was the Satanic Panic and their old fuddy-duddy parents accusing them of devil worship, now it's the SJWs calling them misogynists and Nazis, so they tend to cop it from both sides. Sure there probably are woke metalheads as woke ideology attracts a lot of alternative, anti establishment types (who don't realise they've become the establishment and the sort of ultra-religious types they're rebelling against are a minority now) but most just want to enjoy their music and be left alone. Therefore it's likely once she starts rambling about her long list of identities your average metalhead is going to nope the fuck out of trying to be friends.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I had to take a break from the thread because Staph's pedo defending really upset me but this right here is why I'm glad I came back. This is the Staph we all know and love. Staph, you should explain your serial killer ghost husbands to Mama and Papa Frig one more time, maybe they'll get it now!

 

[moorhen]

Everyone else hopes that you don’t.

The one like is from that Appi person. They/he/it pronouns almost certainly guarantee another pooner. She’s 18 as well, would it kill Steph to interact with someone her own age?
(Also I’m assuming the “lot” she has planned is her dad driving her to errands)


What does trying harder entail? Sending numerous emails pretending to be her friends while she sits on her ever expanding massively huge arse?

 

[Meowzers]

Adding in some Twitter slapfighting about the progressive pride flag:

Spoiler: I never understand these things anyway

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oooh i feel like bruwolf must be a reader of the thread with that ad hominem example being "you calling me a bootlicker and me saying your opinion doesn't count because you trans". those are so staph specific, i don't think a rando on Twitter would know that those are hot takes yarbles likes to cry about when things don't go her way. that and the way they're trying to patiently explain everything in multiple tweets when a rando would have just told her to fuck off. i know you're trying and i don't mean to call you out babes but xe can't be fixed

 

[An empty shill]

Therefore it's likely once she starts rambling about her long list of identities your average metalhead is going to nope the fuck out of trying to be friends.

Yeah, I know.
For what I'm suggesting to actually work, she'd have to be two things she isn't:
1) honestly interested in learning about metal(it's obvious she ain't, it's all about dem husbandos)
2) not be an insufferable politispurg

She's the kind of person who simply WANTS to be miserable, at least that's how I see it.
It's why I feel sad for her every now and then, she "claims"she just wants to happy and left in peace, yet turns around and goes looking for fights and trouble, seemingly not understanding that she's the root of her own unhappiness.
Anyway, I'm glad that's it's becoming clearer and clearer that she isn't getting Moose.
Huzzah for that at least, and I do mean it; she should just buy a plush.

 

[often puzzled]

In this case, she's not helping her case by using the name Yarrow on the pet application. With the allegations of abuse, it starts to seem like she's hiding from something that's tied to her legal name (and, to be fair, she is). I'm not sure why you'd confuse the issue in the first place by using a name other than the one that's on your legal forms of identification, particularly since your contact with the shelter would be extremely limited.

I'd love to see all her correspondence with the shelter. I bet it's red flags through and through.

 

[Chromeo]

I noted in the email she received from the shelter that they address her as 'Yarrow.' The weens now know which name to use when telling them about her antics.

I would imagine any ween would already be calling her Yarrow, since she calls herself that and most likely used it for her application. The real based weens would've called her Yarrow AND Stephanie, her legal name, on the off-chance she had to use it. Whether they're from here or irl, I don't think her super special plant name is much of a secret.

Also, I kind of get it from the context clues, but what's a "ween?" Is that just a word for a cow-tipper?