Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Andoxico]

Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts
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Is he complaining or cheering?

Ahhh fuck I can't get no more peanuts

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't know they made Thanksgiving MREs. Still gotta be better than whatever Fatty sent.

I'm pretty sure U.S. MREs don't somehow simultaneously have salmonella and botulism.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Is he complaining or cheering?

Ahhh fuck I can't get no more peanuts

I'm guessing happy; I think I remember him pissing and moaning a long time ago about how filthy the place was with people throwing all their shells on the floor, even though that's their schtick.

 

[AltisticRight]

Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts
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I hate that emoji character so much, each time I see it I want to toss it into a gas chamber and watch it suffer.

 

[Major]

Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts
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peanuts aren't carnivore...

 

[eatler]

peanuts aren't carnivore...

Sssshhhhhh it’s got protein don’t question it. It’s like when you have a cake it’s got egg in it, it’s healthy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

peanuts aren't carnivore...

Thank God.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I'm guessing happy; I think I remember him pissing and moaning a long time ago about how filthy the place was with people throwing all their shells on the floor, even though that's their schtick.

Now that you mention it, that's definitely it. His waddling would probably drag all the shells with him so of course he's celebrating.

 

[Sonic T]

peanuts aren't carnivore...

Thanks MOM

 

[Gulls on Film]

Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts
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Texas Roadhouse hasn't had peanuts since covid(never forget what they took from us).

The best jackposts are the ones you have to study to figure out which part of his brain the gears are currently turning. And you can't trust the bitemoji because he has taken a "Jesus take the wheel" approach and uses whatever preset reaction he fat fingers.

BROKE- Jack is mad they took free food away from him to cut costs, or he is happy people can't sit around eating nuts that he's not allowed to eat.
WOKE- Jack is mad Texas Roadhouse caved to the liberal agenda and took away peanuts due to allergic reactions, thanks Biden!
BESPOKE- The sight of nuts sends Jack into a tardrage, unless the nuts are attached to a tall, athletic man.

 

[Kosher Salt]

peanuts aren't carnivore...

Jack isn't carnivore.

 

[._.]

I'm guessing happy; I think I remember him pissing and moaning a long time ago about how filthy the place was with people throwing all their shells on the floor, even though that's their schtick.

He probably wanted those rolls I think they (or that other strip mall chain place, Logans?) have but was angry he couldnt get his scooter through or it was a liability for his walker or some shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack isn't carnivore.

He's fat.

 

[eatler]

He's fat.

Would you have sex with him?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Would you have sex with him?

I wouldn't even fuck him with your dick. Mostly because I'm pretty sure he'd enjoy that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Would you have sex with him?

If I have to have sex with Jack Scalfani or eat a bullet, please shoot me ten times.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack isn't carnivore.

Thanks MOM

 

[VenomPlug]

Jack isn't carnivore.

YOUR NOT MY DOCTOR [OBJ] [OBJ]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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How dare roadhouse take consideration for people with peanut allergies! How can Jack even survive now!?!