Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Soggy stone fruit]

It's gone

"Fucking thousands of dollars I owe, and I'm fucking successful as fuck"

 

[Blackstar]

On the topic of page 666, our boy fits all 7 deadly sins:
Wrath: lmao
Greed: lmao
Sloth: All he does is gamble and do drugs, helps with nothing at his house
Gluttony: Eats fast food and does drugs while sitting at his PC all day
Lust: DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!!!! OH MRS. SMITH!!!!!
Pride: Talk shit, get banned. You don't get to disrespect Bossman, 3 meals and a cot, bitch!
Envy: OH IF YOU'RE SO RUCH WHY DON'T YOU DROP A 5-PACK FOR AN UNBAN, BITCH!

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

The Face of Felt

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Earthquake

 

[Twinkie]

Nearly spiked Bossmom's dining chair

I feel like if Boss still had his sheet-curtain to lunge through and furiously fling around it might help diffuse some aggression and reduce chair casualties

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

FatHacker promised the biggest juicer of Bossman's life and then

He followed up with

But the emotional rollercoaster is causing Bossman to suicide bait again
Edit 2: SIKE

Bossman went offline

Spoiler: FatHacker returns

Video of the event but not that exciting as Bossman's mic died naturally right before FatHacker revealed himself

 

[Monopolywheel]

FatHacker promised the biggest juicer of Bossman's life and then
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He followed up with
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But the emotional rollercoaster is causing Bossman to suicide bait again
Edit 2: SIKE
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Bossman went offline
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Spoiler: FatHacker returns

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Rats are ontologically evil

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I'm just here to take up a spot on page #666.

 

[Apple Picker Pete]

Bossman has adapted his rage and freakouts after getting felted into generating localized earthquakes in his room.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

That fucking chair, lmao. Order a bean bag, Austin.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

is he really a sim swap scammer thou

 

[eatler]

That fucking chair, lmao. Order a bean bag, Austin.

As someone who knows furniture it’s easier to buy chairs like these from the goodwill than to buy bean bags. If bossmoms smart she should have like 50 waiting in a closet.

Also side note who knew Walt Disney predicted bossman

 

[skunt]

only austin could chimp out about a few grand when he's just signed a new deal for 400k per year. caveman intellect

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

As someone who knows furniture it’s easier to buy chairs like these from the goodwill than to buy bean bags. If bossmoms smart she should have like 50 waiting in a closet.

Also side note who knew Walt Disney predicted bossman

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I'm talking about durability. A bean bag would shrug off his throwing efforts, though collateral damage might be come a problem due to its size, some glassware is all but guaranteed to be hit if he does decide to toss it.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I'm talking about durability. A bean bag would shrug off his throwing efforts, though collateral damage might be come a problem due to its size, some glassware is all but guaranteed to be hit if he does decide to toss it.

He'd shank it with a pair of scissors or something. It'd spew styrene balls everywhere which he will never ever clean up and those are very dangerous for dogs. So I vote no to bean bags.

 

[degengambalar]

FatHacker promised the biggest juicer of Bossman's life and then
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He followed up with
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But the emotional rollercoaster is causing Bossman to suicide bait again
Edit 2: SIKE
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Bossman went offline
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Spoiler: FatHacker returns

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Video of the event but not that exciting as Bossman's mic died naturally right before FatHacker revealed himself
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Fathacker should've never sent him a dime and I'm glad he stopped giving him money but there is only one way to go about this, you delete your account and fuck off forever. Trolling him has to be the most retarded way to go out.

You know why? Because bossman will be just fine. he makes $8,000 a week and has a mere $5,000 worth of debt. boo hoo. He'll luckily stumble upon another gigajuicer who juices him $1000 today. Miraculously he runs it up to $20,000, pays off his loans, buys himself gold and weed, loses the rest, and starts taking out loans again. he repeats this cycle for the rest of his life.

However fathacker you will forever live with the vivid image of bossmanjack slapping his cock on your mothers forehead as you send him $12,000. It doesn't matter how rich you are, you will always live with the fact you gave him $12,000 just to troll. End your life.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Fathacker should've never sent him a dime and I'm glad he stopped giving him money but there is only one way to go about this, you delete your account and fuck off forever. Trolling him has to be the most retarded way to go out.

You know why? Because bossman will be just fine. he makes $8,000 a week and has a mere $5,000 worth of debt. boo hoo. He'll luckily stumble upon another gigajuicer who juices him $1000 today. Miraculously he runs it up to $20,000, pays off his loans, buys himself gold and weed, loses the rest, and starts taking out loans again. he repeats this cycle for the rest of his life.

However fathacker you will forever live with the vivid image of bossmanjack slapping his cock on your mothers forehead as you send him $12,000. It doesn't matter how rich you are, you will always live with the fact you gave him $12,000 just to troll. End your life.

To be fair he slaps his cock on his mother's forehead every night though

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Fathacker should've never sent him a dime and I'm glad he stopped giving him money but there is only one way to go about this, you delete your account and fuck off forever. Trolling him has to be the most retarded way to go out.

You know why? Because bossman will be just fine. he makes $8,000 a week and has a mere $5,000 worth of debt. boo hoo. He'll luckily stumble upon another gigajuicer who juices him $1000 today. Miraculously he runs it up to $20,000, pays off his loans, buys himself gold and weed, loses the rest, and starts taking out loans again. he repeats this cycle for the rest of his life.

However fathacker you will forever live with the vivid image of bossmanjack slapping his cock on your mothers forehead as you send him $12,000. It doesn't matter how rich you are, you will always live with the fact you gave him $12,000 just to troll. End your life.

Bossman just went live and you wouldn't even know he got trolled earlier. Juice comes in, he's happy and we're back to square one.

This guy just flushed thousands down the toilet for a few minutes of fun. I could think of better things to do with that.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

He'd shank it with a pair of scissors or something. It'd spew styrene balls everywhere which he will never ever clean up and those are very dangerous for dogs. So I vote no to bean bags.

Fair, forgot about the dog. Couldn't care less about Bossman tripping and breaking a few bones but wouldn't want the pup to choke or poison himself.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

now you all got some vivid imagination about le heckin pupperino