Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Derrick Arnold Christmas]

I wonder if he'll actually knock himself out one of these days.

 

[degengambalar]

I wonder if he'll actually knock himself out one of these days.


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In summary here's how bmj got here.
This was his first stream back after gigajuicer fathacker trolled him. He is in good spirits. His daily reload got reset, $320 daily. He also contacted his hostess who gave him $1400!

He uses the $300 daily and his peak was $3,000. He paid savion $220, nothing else was withdrawn.
He got into a fight with his dad during the come up.

He ends the stream with $500 left in vault. He had to keep this, presumably promised a lender or weedman.

He of course does gamble with the $500 he had to keep and is sitting at $3000 again.
Here's the entire stream, it's worth a watch as he realizes he only had $300 left in vault and starts hitting himself.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

He got into a fight with his dad during the come up.
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He was 200% going to say I fucked your mom there at the end till it sunk in.
Also 667, the neighbor of the beast.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

How long do you guys think this cycle go on? The cycle of losing and gaining life-changing money every day. I predict in the next 2 years he will get kicked out of his parent's house and start streaming from some shitshack. To cope with his gambling addiction and constant ups and downs he will huff and OD on marker fumes.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

How long do you guys think this cycle go on? The cycle of losing and gaining life-changing money every day. I predict in the next 2 years he will get kicked out of his parent's house and start streaming from some shitshack. To cope with his gambling addiction and constant ups and downs he will huff and OD on marker fumes.

Who knows how long it will take, but with hard work and dedication he'll one day be able to slip one by that thieving Eddie, and make a billion bucks. Then he'll retire, and never ever ever gamble again.

 

[Lazycunt]

only austin could chimp out about a few grand when he's just signed a new deal for 400k per year. caveman intellect

Drug fiend and gambling addiction doesn't make for a very switched on person, which is great this guy's fucking hilarious.

So what's the deal with his parents are they retarded or something?
I think if I acted like he does my family would bury me in the desert

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I wonder if he'll actually knock himself out one of these days.


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Not possible with just punches, just like you can't choke yourself or suffocate by holding your breath on purpose. He could, in theory, smack himself hard enough to get dazed, fall, and hit his head on something hard on the way down. If you meant headbutting the door, then he'd need a lot more speed.

 

[Octavia]

I swear BMJ is such a rollercoaster lmfao. I haven't seen highs and lows like this since the Patrick Tomlinson thread was going wild with him being arrested every other day, haha.

 

[Terry's Templar]

I swear BMJ is such a rollercoaster lmfao. I haven't seen highs and lows like this since the Patrick Tomlinson thread was going wild with him being arrested every other day, haha.

This thread is crazy man. I feel like I'm gambling cracked out of my mind just reading it. One minute he's up thousands literally jumping with joy, the next he's got an arm through his wall screaming he's lost it all. Clutching his bong like a child, stepping in the glass of the previous one. Hate-skimming a MATI vod, buying silver. On and off like Eddie flipping the switch. He comes off as wholesome and vile at the same time and everything he does is deranged but captivating. I can't look away. I have to know what the fuck happens next. One more page. One more. I'M OUT. ONE MORE AND I'M OUT.

 

[eatler]

One more page. One more. I'M OUT. ONE MORE AND I'M OUT.

>Mashes refresh page
>new bossman jack chimp out
YEAHHHHH!
>refreshes page again
>no new update
Aww come on man!
>Keeps refreshing page, still no updates
Just one more, just one more!
>keeps refreshing page, still no updates
One more and I’m out!
>refreshes page 5 more times
>last one
>new update
YEEEAAAHHH!
Repeat cycle

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

You know with the recent laws over porn sites being required to age verify their users and subsequent backlash. It's kind of funny that Stake age verifies and no one has an issue with that. Remember when all the Twitch niggas were throwing a hissy fit at Stake this shady unethical criminal enterprise ? Now they are defending these porn sites as paragons of virtue. I have said it before but porn has been proven to be addictive time and time again if you support gambling not being accessible to children then you have to support porn not being accessible to children.

Austin never gets mad at the age verification so he is better then most coomers.

 

[lol cow supreme]

You know with the recent laws over porn sites being required to age verify their users and subsequent backlash. It's kind of funny that Stake age verifies and no one has an issue with that. Remember when all the Twitch niggas were throwing a hissy fit at Stake this shady unethical criminal enterprise ? Now they are defending these porn sites as paragons of virtue. I have said it before but porn has been proven to be addictive time and time again if you support gambling not being accessible to children then you have to support porn not being accessible to children.

Austin never gets mad at the age verification so he is better then most coomers.

Ok. Now Kiwifarms needs age verification. Please scan us a copy of your drivers license. Dont over simplify it on the coomers. the government has no business making lists, or having lists made.

And why would you want to deprive children the joy of Keno, or Mines? Thats cruel bro. Its their money, they can have the freedom to spend it anywhere they want.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nearly spiked Bossmom's dining chair
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That chair needs a restraining order against Austin for assault and battery.

That fucking chair, lmao. Order a bean bag, Austin.

He would pop the bean bag, calling it now.

 

[sum ting wong]

I have said it before but porn has been proven to be addictive time and time again if you support gambling not being accessible to children then you have to support porn not being accessible to children.

Don't want to derail the thread but people are a lot more willing to attach their name to gambling than they are to directly attach their name to whatever porn they're watching.

 

[polar bear]

"omg he needs to stop wasting money i need that money this money should be mine how could he do that with that money he's desecrating money he's not acquiring money he's wasting resources that should belong to meeeeeeeeee"

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

How long until Austin scares away all the Juicers ? He is converting whales into rats at an awfully fast rate and someone like Austin doesn't have a lot of fat to trim in his Juicer base. What's your prediction for how long it will take him to scare away the top Juicers ?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

How long until Austin scares away all the Juicers ? He is converting whales into rats at an awfully fast rate and someone like Austin doesn't have a lot of fat to trim in his Juicer base. What's your prediction for how long it will take him to scare away the top Juicers ?

Somehow it seems that for every juicer he scares away 2 more come to take their place. At his current rate I don't think the juicers are running out any time soon.

 

[eatler]

Don't want to derail the thread but people are a lot more willing to attach their name to gambling than they are to directly attach their name to whatever porn they're watching.

Most people would probably want to be gambling addicts than gooning addicts. Imagine all of your porn videos leaking out on the Internet.

How long until Austin scares away all the Juicers ? He is converting whales into rats at an awfully fast rate and someone like Austin doesn't have a lot of fat to trim in his Juicer base. What's your prediction for how long it will take him to scare away the top Juicers ?

Bossmans going for the ralphamale win!

 

[Drama Fan]

Bossman just went live and you wouldn't even know he got trolled earlier. Juice comes in, he's happy and we're back to square one.

This guy just flushed thousands down the toilet for a few minutes of fun. I could think of better things to do with that.

Unbothered. Juiced. High. In My Lane. Grinding. Flourishing.
Rats could never

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

How long until Austin scares away all the Juicers ? He is converting whales into rats at an awfully fast rate and someone like Austin doesn't have a lot of fat to trim in his Juicer base. What's your prediction for how long it will take him to scare away the top Juicers ?

If DSP is any reference, not for a while. Once one leaves another will take it's place. Paypigs come in many shapes in sizes but I can see 4 main ones being attracted to Bossmanjack

1. Actual Retards with money to spare
2. People trying (and failing) to set up gayops or troll by buying goodwill
3. People looking to buy clout (I think this one is going to be particularly common since a lot of the juicers looking for clout will be other gamblers used to losing $200+ for barely anything in return.)
4. People trying to own da haturs and kiwifarts!!!

Just this week we have already seen 2 and 3, and honestly I would put a lot of the discord goons into category 1. Him being rude and crass to so many of his mods/juicers/viewers doesn't matter to anyone in these categories since they are too retarded to care or have ulterior motives above BMJ.