Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Yes, he is our content.

Nick, your next job is to evolve this face to its final form before the end of 2024. Only you have the power to make this happen. You can do this, Nick.

Final form, eh?


Still looks a bit too chubby though.

 

[Maude Snew]

Is this cuck-sent? Nick disagreeing with what two legal entities do? Not very Lolbertarian of him...

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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This is what the balldo does to a mother fucker. It's as simple as that.

 

[Harm]

Didn't catch the stream, but the Rekieta Law stocks are hitting an all-time low.



His Youtube livestream views are now being smashed by Femyoz. Do you know Femyoz? Of course you don't. They're a pissant commentary community Youtuber whose only claim to fame was being called a loser by Turkey Tom's friend Acheeto 6 months ago.




This "rancid femboy" is now pulling better numbers than Nick with a channel 1/100th the size.

 

[AltisticRight]

Please make this a thing. :sean:
Otherwise I will no longer buy your Serbian HRT, I wish you a million estradiol pills!



Our Wife's pets.


Victims of Balldo.

 

[Chibitzen]

Final form, eh?

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Still looks a bit too chubby though.

Looks more like Kayla's final form right before the divorce arc begins. When there's no muscle or fat remaining in her face in which surgery can be performed on to save her marriage, only one thing left to do...

"Your honor, my evidence... *points to face*"
"Dear Lord, you lost abused soul! Here's one million dollars plus spousal support! May you RIP forever"

 

[daffodils]

Didn't catch the stream, but the Rekieta Law stocks are hitting an all-time low.

Two hours on the Texas border, then he milks the Matt Wilson amicus brief for another half hour. At the end he admits that these reading streams are a bit dry, then promises more of it tomorrow. The usual random sexual innuendo and a Greg Abbott joke ("Support him? The chair does!"), but he never really gets sidetracked. No lengthy apology for missing Monday, he seems to be learning.

Live viewers were hovering around 5000 after the Rumble switch. If his superchat income is a bit better than average today, it's because of a guy who gave him $100 for a toast. Most of the rest came from his top paypig JasonofTGA.

Nick showed off his knife:

 

[Father Balldo]

He is boring now. He listened to Josh and pulled up. Rekieta won. Have a drink, Nick, you've actually earned it this time.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick showed off his knife:

So when is this lying faggot going to sell the knives he promised to Vic?

 

[AltisticRight]

Two hours on the Texas border, then he milks the Matt Wilson amicus brief for another half hour. At the end he admits that these reading streams are a bit dry, then promises more of it tomorrow. The usual random sexual innuendo and a Greg Abbott joke ("Support him? The chair does!"), but he never really gets sidetracked. No lengthy apology for missing Monday, he seems to be learning.

Live viewers were hovering around 5000 after the Rumble switch. If his superchat income is a bit better than average today, it's because of a guy who gave him $100 for a toast. Most of the rest came from his top paypig JasonofTGA.

Nick showed off his knife:

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Was that the same knife he used to sadistically kill a couple racoons in some freak locked room fight?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He is boring now. He listened to Josh and pulled up. Rekieta won. Have a drink, Nick, you've actually earned it this time.

Nah, we're just in the early parts of the Nick cycle again. He'll be ramping up the drinking and get into a stupid Twitter spat or start drunkenly whining at the ceiling cats on stream again before long. Just gotta wait a few months.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick showed off his knife:

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Nick "Ball'do" Rekieta of House LawTube

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Didn't catch the stream, but the Rekieta Law stocks are hitting an all-time low.

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His Youtube livestream views are now being smashed by Femyoz. Do you know Femyoz? Of course you don't. They're a pissant commentary community Youtuber whose only claim to fame was being called a loser by Turkey Tom's friend Acheeto 6 months ago.

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This "rancid femboy" is now pulling better numbers than Nick with a channel 1/100th the size.

Two hours on the Texas border, then he milks the Matt Wilson amicus brief for another half hour. At the end he admits that these reading streams are a bit dry, then promises more of it tomorrow. The usual random sexual innuendo and a Greg Abbott joke ("Support him? The chair does!"), but he never really gets sidetracked. No lengthy apology for missing Monday, he seems to be learning.

Live viewers were hovering around 5000 after the Rumble switch. If his superchat income is a bit better than average today, it's because of a guy who gave him $100 for a toast. Most of the rest came from his top paypig JasonofTGA.

Nick showed off his knife:

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This is the kind of thing that tempts me to feel sympathy for Nick's plight, but then I remind myself how he got here.

I am not going to kick the man when he is down or take a spade in hand to try to bury him, but I certainly am not lending a helping hand to help him out of thr hole he has dug for himself.

If he dies; he dies. I am indifferent. Bang up job, Nick! You got me to stop caring about you entirely except in a manner id scientific curiosity.

Nah, we're just in the early parts of the Nick cycle again. He'll be ramping up the drinking and get into a stupid Twitter spat or start drunkenly whining at the ceiling cats on stream again before long. Just gotta wait a few months.

I agree that this would be my prediction, ans he has seemingly secured his inner freak more firmly in the closet. But we all still know it is there, and who let it out.

I expect another arc after this boring filler is over.

 

[obsdj]

I vaguely enjoyed some of his trial streams, at least when he sometimes was joined by other more interesting people. I would suggest he go back to that, but I'm assuming he burned too many bridges with those other more interesting people.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick showed off his knife:

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"You call that a balldo? This is a balldo!"

 

[Poop Shoot]

I vaguely enjoyed some of his trial streams, at least when he sometimes was joined by other more interesting people. I would suggest he go back to that, but I'm assuming he burned too many bridges with those other more interesting people.

I don’t blame them, Nick always has to be the most important/funniest guy in the room so whenever he’s on a panel he ends up making a jackass of himself. Earlier in his career he was worth putting up with because he had a lot of good qualities as well, but now he’s just an old drunk who’s wasting away and yells at the ceiling when he’s not talking about degenerate sex shit.

Also he looks like a goul, I really think the farms teasing him about his little belly pooch triggered his anorexia - which is all the more reason why he needs to log the fuck off.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Here's an example of a YouTuber doing exactly this

Quartering did this multiple times as well until he had a successful Magic the Gathering channel. He launched the Quartering to try to actually save that channel as him injecting his politics was effecting it's growth. The Quartering channel was never supposed to become his main and he didn't even have high hopes for it at first, surprisingly it took off and quickly outpaced his main channel. He had gone through at least 3 failed channels before the MtG one. Say what you will about Jeremy but he worked hard to get where he's at.

There is no pathway for him to go internet shockjock like dax. He simply isn't good at it.

To be fair neither is Dax, still correct though.

I am content.

Yes, he is our content.

Example of why English is the superior language, and the rest of the world should be forced to learn it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Nick "Ball'do" Rekieta of House LawTube

Next you're gonna tell me Nick is gonna ride a balldo worm.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Next you're gonna tell me Nick is gonna ride a balldo worm.

I think he prefers worms of the Jamaican variety.

 

[Maude Snew]

I think he prefers worms of the Jamaican variety.

Says so right on his bill to Hedonism, he ordered, and I quote, "Wormsign the likes of which even god has never seen".

Artist's rendition.