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It still amazes me how someone can be so shit at gaming.

Dude is so shit that it's making public toilets jealous
 
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It's Gears, not Gear, DSP. I also love how he didn't even bother adding in a space in between WWE and 2K17.
He's getting so lazy he's having fucking errors on his daily schedule.

EDIT: Just realized, he has made these mistakes before, AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO CORRECT THEM.

Take a look at the past schedule:
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Good lord Phil, all you had to do was add an s to Gear and a space in between WWE and 2K17.

Sorry if I'm coming across as a grammar nazi of sorts, but it speaks volumes when DSP doesn't even bother to correct simple typing errors on his schedules.
 
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wohzi said:
And, the funniest thing in my opinion, he always aims for the feet of his enemies like a mongoloid, then complains right after he dies with the usual : "BULLSHIT LAAAAAAG I shot first ! This game sucks... you can SEE IT, right ? it has latency !"
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In every F/TPS he plays he does that, with a aim thats way off, he usually just sprays bullets towards the enemies torso and immediately bitches about being killed with a headshot.

Hatoful Dandy said:
I wouldn't be surprised if his terrible aim was just him thinking it'd be hilarious to shoot people in the junk (and that he believes that's equal to a headshot).
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I don't remember what game it was, but in one FPS playthrough he systematically went for nuts-shots and found it so hilarious and entertaining.

RIP_SANITY said:
Sorry if I'm coming across as a grammar nazi of sorts, but it speaks volumes when DSP doesn't even bother to correct simple typing errors on his schedules.
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No worry, DSP done it a load of times, just makes it funny.
 
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Tame Sake said:
Kinda surprised he's not shoehorning the latest FNAF game since it literally just came out so all the edgy kiddies are flocking all over YT to watch other people play it for them. It'd be the easiest clickbait for him in a while.
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Sister Location is super obtuse in it's mechanics so that would've been amazing. the game's a weird mish mash of psuedo mini games which makes it more diverse than the old games but it also gives it a steeper learning curve. The game's also got a shitton of voice over so it's actually really poor for streamers, especially ones like phil who can't shut up.

Also why the fuck is he playing wwe instead of Duke? He won't shut up about how much he doesn't want to play WWE and how fun duke looks, and Duke is a third of the price! No wonder he's in debt.
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
@Tame Sake
Nah, DSP doesn't really like FNAF, he's rather betting on PSVR at the moment.
BTW, DSP confirmed Duke 3D is "on the backburner" for now. Probably never gonna play it lol.

Also, KGhaleon is back, everybody! He's been posting on the TKOH forums again:

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KG is a better example than any of us of someone who can't let go of DSP.
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
Also, wtf is up with KGhaleon's title?
Legendary Eagle Master Supreme Commander First Class?
The fuck is that? Too much autism?
Or is he simply being exceptional?
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He needs to be called something for making sure Phil always hits his Patreon goal.
But yeah, thats way over, i wonder what Phil is calling himself, "Legendary Lord and Master of Mankind"?
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
Also, wtf is up with KGhaleon's title?
Legendary Eagle Master Supreme Commander First Class?
The fuck is that? Too much autism?
Or is he simply being exceptional?
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Forum I used to go to would give out retarded titles based on post number. TO get something that autistic you basically need to post an obscene amount of times. The form I went to gave out custom titles to most users before they got there and by the look of TG's, so does Phil's Forum. That means not only is KG posting an immense amount, he's not notable in anyway.

Also I'm not certain of this but I think it's an automatic thing, it just adds words onto a template. They usually switch it out with custom titles or don't get post numbers that exceptional.
 
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Odie Esty said:
Forum I used to go to would give out exceptional titles based on post number. TO get something that autistic you basically need to post an obscene amount of times. The form I went to gave out custom titles to most users before they got there and by the look of TG's, so does Phil's Forum. That means not only is KG posting an immense amount, he's not notable in anyway.
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He supposedly have posted 3681 times on KoH forum, compared to Phil how have posted 1403 times or TraditionalGames 1227 times or BSV 657 times.
 
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He's going to try to finish it today, if he can't, I wouldn't be surprised if he quits it.
For the record, I would say it's safe to consider ReCore as another quit: it's been nearly a month since he last played it, and he hasn't talked about the game AT ALL.
 
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TraditionalGames said:
Look at you losers. Seven Hundred and Thirty-Three pages of talking about DSP, yet DSP and his fans are the moronic ones. Sure. All of you need to get a life instead of talking about DSP on a daily basis.
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Not KG, but someone equally as retarded. Dude, you left the forums out of being pissed off at Phil like a zillion times. You keep coming back and sucking up his dick and throwing your own pride away. I say you're pretty moronic if you ask me.

We laugh at him over here and most of the time point out the lies he tends to or... fucking always makes. He can't handle it, and so it seems you can't either since you decided to come here and call us out. We here laugh at dumb fucks like yourself for having severe battered wife syndrome with Phil. No matter how many times he calls you and idiot, goes back on his word out of convenience, or refuses to swallow pride even if effects are to be catastrophical to him, you and the rest of the exceptional people on the forums seem totally cool with it. Hell, let's toss him more patreon dollars in fact, right? If this thread triggers a snowflake like you, i think tumblr is a better place for you than some fat pathological liar with gout's forums.

Also didn't your idol Phil say that he's against his fans going all zealot and fighting detractors on social media for him? Or did that too got through your left ear and passed out of the right one? Because in his logic, which you so seem to adore, it seems you're the one damaging his image too.
 
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As a fan of Gears of War, allow me to take a stab at what Dickstroke will do during his playthrough of 4.

-He'll rarely take cover (because he thinks he's too macho for it), and rely on his teammates to revive him.
-He'll act like a total jackass during the cutscenes, displaying zero empathy what so ever.
-He'll use the Gnasher at longer ranges, and bitch about how "useless" it is.
-He'll bitch about not being able to rush through the campaign due to having to kill the enemies to progress.
-He'll be a complete hindrance for his team, especially during Horde, by trying to lone wolf it all the time.
-He'll bitch about nonexistent bugs just because something mildly inconveniences him.

Anyone else want to add to the list?
 
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