Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So headbutting space armor without doing any damage to yourself whatsoever makes sense because it doesn't have crumple zones? Okeydoke.
Don't be ridiculous, it should do at least as much damage to your head as the head inside. If that's a tradeoff you're willing to make, cool, if not, don't (ofc we know the real reason for this: headbutts are cool, do fight choreographers throw them in even when they shouldn't.
 
Don't be ridiculous, it should do at least as much damage to your head as the head inside. If that's a tradeoff you're willing to make, cool, if not, don't (ofc we know the real reason for this: headbutts are cool, do fight choreographers throw them in even when they shouldn't.
Headbutts are fine if you correctly position them into the other person's nose. Anything other than that - and media headbutts are nearly always something other than that - are generally a terrible idea. They've become Hollywood shorthand for making a combatant look brutal and tough. Like when Wonder Woman headbutts Superman in the Justice League movie.

As regards The Acolyte trailer. Well it's shot nicely and the production values appear decent (probably wont be). But the feel I get from it is that it will be at great variance with the traditional morality and themes of the OT and play up an angle of 'sometimes you've got to be bad to stop the bad people from winning' which is entirely counter to Luke defeating the Emperor through choosing peace, through Anakin falling due to anger, etc. That line about "this isn't about Good and Evil, it's about power and who gets to use it" give me very strong Progressive feels. And that's a pretty Sith thing to say. I suspect a very un-Star Wars morality to permeate this show.
 
The same reason why the sequels are named what they are, and why the “First Order” and “Final Order” names exist. They don’t think these things through. Calling it the High Republic gives it those vibes as opposed to something else.

The Old Republic was named that because it was “Old”; the events dating back to [I believe] 25,000 years before the OT.

Plus it was called Old because the New Republic came out, but otherwise it was called the Republic. How the Empire is the Empire, but the Sith Empire has to be the Sith Empire.
 
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As regards The Acolyte trailer. Well it's shot nicely and the production values appear decent (probably wont be). But the feel I get from it is that it will be at great variance with the traditional morality and themes of the OT and play up an angle of 'sometimes you've got to be bad to stop the bad people from winning' which is entirely counter to Luke defeating the Emperor through choosing peace, through Anakin falling due to anger, etc. That line about "this isn't about Good and Evil, it's about power and who gets to use it" give me very strong Progressive feels. And that's a pretty Sith thing to say. I suspect a very un-Star Wars morality to permeate this show.
I've always found this bullshit morality of ''you can't sink to the level of the bad guy'' to be rather stupid. Luke Skywalker, Batman, damn near every ''pacifist'' character in and out of Star Wars, it really makes my head spin.

As in, would it really be that bad if Luke Force-pushed the Emperor into the chasm? Or, instead of tossing his saber away, he instead charged at the Emperor and sliced the man in two? Would it really matter which Skywalker killed the old fart, so long as he's dead? I'm sure the Rebels won't care, and the Jedi tried to do it themselves 23 years before Endor.

The Progressive definition of ''good'' seems to be just being a pussy or being downright stupid. That you have to be ''bad'' in order to deal with problems directly. As if ''good'' people are incapable of vanquishing evil or dealing with a threat permanently. Doing harsh things like killing malcontents for the sake of peace was classically seen as a good thing; even treatises on ethics and morality saw it as good. You can ask the most moral lawgivers and philosophers of the past, religious or otherwise, whether they hail from the Church or the secular world, and nine times out of ten, they'd still recommend you downsize the baddies. The idea of ''sometimes you've got to be bad to stop the bad people from winning'' isn't that strange to the old world. Hell, gelding rapists and decapitating murderers was the norm back in the day.

The Jedi idea of anger being a negative thing would be something laughed at by older morality systems. They'd probably tell the Jedi that if you're not angry at injustice, inequity, or evil, then there's something wrong with you.

Acolyte is probably going to do something along the lines of deconstructing Jedi morality to show how sometimes, one must go past it in order to solve a problem. Problem is, that story's been told a dozen times over in the EU. So at most, maybe normies might be surprised by it, but the veteran fans might not be surprised.
 
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I've always found this bullshit morality of ''you can't sink to the level of the bad guy'' to be rather stupid. Luke Skywalker, Batman, damn near every ''pacifist'' character in and out of Star Wars, it really makes my head spin.
Have to disagree with you, especially here. After all, like Warhammer, Star Wars has an in-universe metaphysical system that encourages you to become a school shooter if you lack sufficient self control. Never starting down that road is one of the most responsible things you can do. (An interesting detail of the setting that's been lost in the modern iterations is that these rules only apply to Force users. Normies and droids don't turn into Jason Voorhees if they let their temper go too hard.)
 
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I always thought the point of the no kill rule (or at least to not kill in anger) was because it creates an excuse to just solve all your problems through violence. For some characters that's fine, but it shouldn't be a hard and fast thing for every character in fiction. IMO that'd get as boring as the opposite type of conflict resolution really quickly.
 
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I always thought the point of the no kill rule (or at least to not kill in anger) was because it creates an excuse to just solve all your problems through violence. For some characters that's fine, but it shouldn't be a hard and fast thing for every character in fiction. IMO that'd get as boring as the opposite type of conflict resolution really quickly.
That's only valid if you're not fighting a war. Which isn't the case in STAR WARS. Especially if the other guy will kill you.

It's a mark of a poor author that they have to nerf the hero like that just to keep the bad guy alive. Why not just make it so that the bad guy is competent enough that the hero is only able to kill them after a long, arduous war?

Have to disagree with you, especially here. After all, like Warhammer, Star Wars has an in-universe metaphysical system that encourages you to become a school shooter if you lack sufficient self control. Never starting down that road is one of the most responsible things you can do. (An interesting detail of the setting that's been lost in the modern iterations is that these rules only apply to Force users. Normies and droids don't turn into Jason Voorhees if they let their temper go too hard.)
Jedi have killed people before without passion. Hell, the Jedi slaughter the Sith down to the last man in almost every war they've fought, and we don't see the Order falling down the Dark Side because of it. At most you get one or two people falling down the dark path, but it's more due to things like greed, ambition, or general dissatisfaction with the Order and the Republic. Even in games and stories with morality systems, killing a son of a bitch for trying to kill you is something that the Force never judges you for.

Kyle Katarn, Light-side Revan, Jaden Korr, and Starkiller have slaughtered God knows how many men, and yet, they're still paragons of virtue and justice in the Light Side.
 
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Kyle Katarn, Light-side Revan, Jaden Korr, and Starkiller have slaughtered God knows how many men, and yet, they're still paragons of virtue and justice in the Light Side.
I do get dark side points for encouraging Juhani to kill Xor, someone who deserves it far more than the average Sith mook whom I've killed hundreds of at that point. But yeah, generally you're right.
 
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I get where you're coming from, but if, say, Luke actually killed Vader after their fight in Episode VI, wouldn't the emperor just have lightning'd him to death? The only reason he got out of that situation is because he spared his dad.
I can understand Luke sparing Vader because he sensed good in the guy, but why can't Luke just keep his saber, use it to shield himself from the Emperor's lightning, then Force-push the old fart into the chasm?

I do get dark side points for encouraging Juhani to kill Xor, someone who deserves it far more than the average Sith mook whom I've killed hundreds of at that point. But yeah, generally you're right.
At that point, your character is a walking genocide, but unless you go out of your way to do Dark Side things, your Force alignment could be all the way up to the Light.
 
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The concept of a string of prominent Jedi being murdered during the height of the Order's power and a Jedi and their padawan being tasked with finding and stopping the serial killer is a fucking awesome idea, actually. I'd have a blast watching a show about that because I think it's fun when Star Wars branches out into different genres of story within a space opera setting. Tragically, I can already tell from the trailer that they've already fucked it up by huffing their own farts, spoiling the mystery in the trailer, and being obsessed with sloppily deconstructing things that don't need to be deconstructed.
 
The concept of a string of prominent Jedi being murdered during the height of the Order's power and a Jedi and their padawan being tasked with finding and stopping the serial killer is a fucking awesome idea, actually. I'd have a blast watching a show about that because I think it's fun when Star Wars branches out into different genres of story within a space opera setting. Tragically, I can already tell from the trailer that they've already fucked it up by huffing their own farts, spoiling the mystery in the trailer, and being obsessed with sloppily deconstructing things that don't need to be deconstructed.
Maybe if it's a Jedi detective story, kind of like the Arkham games, but with lightsaber combat and Force visions being used to reconstruct events, I'd be interested to see it.

KOTOR 2 and SWTOR did enough deconstructing of Star Wars. I'm sure at this point the series is deconstructed enough that a straightforward SW story of good vs. evil would be the surprise if it ever came out in the future.
 
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I've always found this bullshit morality of ''you can't sink to the level of the bad guy'' to be rather stupid.
And you may do so but that doesn't change that it is an established part of Star Wars and signs are that The Acolyte is going to throw that out in favour of modern Progressive morality. One of the things that elevates the Jedi is that they draw inspiration from Samurai classics, Western ideals of Knights (it's even in the name) and religious themes. They're meant to have themes of Knights Templar, Arthurian chivalry, Samurai code of honour. They're intended to aspire to the idea of a Holy / Virtuous Warrior archetype. You rather weirdly call these pacifist characters. The Holy Warrior archetype is most certainly not a pacifist archetype. It is a virtuous archetype. Luke and the other Jedi are most definitely not Pacifist. How one Earth could one make the case that Luke, destroyer of the Death Star, killer of bounty hunters, storm troopers, et al. is a pacifist? What he is, is at peace. Which is a core element of the Jedi aspiration - to be at peace even in war. He wont kill his father because he knows that is not an act of righteousness but to fall. And he does try to strike Palpatine with his lightsabre but when he does so Vader intervenes and stops him because it is a trap by Palpatine. He is seeking to redirect Luke's hatred onto Vader and cause him to slay Vader so that he may begin to turn Luke into a new apprentice to the Dark Side. Luke resists the trap because he is virtuous. Not through pacifism.

These are themes that I suspect The Acolyte will throw out in favour of "if you don't seize power, the wrong people will get it". The flaw in that being that without something to elevate you, you are the same as your opponent.

Luke Skywalker, Batman, damn near every ''pacifist'' character in and out of Star Wars, it really makes my head spin.
Batman has never to my knowledge intervened in the State carrying out the death penalty. He simply wont take on that level of judgement and authoritarianism. It is meant to show that he is better. It is also a conceit of the setting that is necessary because killing all his villains would bleed even more readers than comics are currently doing so I don't know why anyone imagines you could have it be done differently outside of short elseworlds stories.

As in, would it really be that bad if Luke Force-pushed the Emperor into the chasm? Or, instead of tossing his saber away, he instead charged at the Emperor and sliced the man in two? Would it really matter which Skywalker killed the old fart, so long as he's dead? I'm sure the Rebels won't care, and the Jedi tried to do it themselves 23 years before Endor.
He would lose. Palpatine killed Vader - the armoured up fully trained Jedi with Force Lightning. Luke only beat Vader because Vader couldn't and wouldn't kill his own kid and was slow-walking it trying to get Luke to snap and join him so they could take down the Emperor together. But with you this would probably turn into some discussion of the mechanics of it, of "Vader has lots of cybernetics and is more vulnerable to lightning" or something along those lines which would be missing the point. The situation is to show that when backed into choosing between giving up his virtue or death, he will choose virtue. That he is, like a classic hero, willing to choose death over dishonour. That's his "Great Trial", the thing that actually makes him a true Knight.

Stories are ultimately a thing created for their audience. To entertain but deeper, to teach. And the OT has elements of this morality fable and has the lesson that one should place one's principles above one's advantage. Even The Acolyte, twisted and evil though the Franchise has become, will attempt to teach, but I suspect the lesson will be something quite different. To that point:

The Progressive definition of ''good'' seems to be just being a pussy or being downright stupid.
You misread my post or misread Progressives. The morality of modern Progressives is very much about power and very much about "no wrong tactics, only wrong targets". Books such as "The Failure of Non-Violence", condoning of BLM riots, positive discrimination, the doctrine of Privilege - all inform the justification of aggression / subversion when the target is "the bad guy". It's well encapsulated in the line in The Acolyte trailer itself of "It's not about Good or Evil, it's about Power and who gets to wield it". I.e. this show will attempt to teach us that it's not about your behaviour but about winning because you are the good guys and they are the bad guys.

I suspect there will be some subtle and not so subtle rejection of the idea of elevating oneself above this and breaking the cycle as Luke does. Instead, power will be legitimised as a goal. Which is much more of a Sith thing but then what modern Progressive morality is mostly about is providing a justification for seeking power. The ideal of the Jedi and the morality of the PT and OT is that one must be above seeking power for itself.

Nor is that message without nuance. We see in the PT that the Jedi fall because they have lost their way and forgotten this. The Dark Side has blinded them because their attachment to the Republic, which is now just an institution of power, and their refusal to walk away from that but to try and cling to it is what ultimately enables Palpatine to destroy so many of them. Luke restores that.

Without higher themes, Star Wars is just Lasers *Pew Pew*. It didn't catch the imagination because Luke went around killing people, it caught the imagination because the archetype of the Virtuous Warrior is a powerful one that has been a part of Western culture for a long time. Maybe The Acolyte will follow the journey of the main character to achieve the same thing but in Current Era, I doubt that message will resonate well. They want people to receive the moral lessons that it's okay to do bad things if you're told the target is the right one. Because that's a useful morality to teach people. The trick is telling people that you'll come out on top and then be the Good Guy with Power. But like Palpatine encouraging Luke to strike him down, it's a trick. Palpatine has no intention of being struck down and when Luke tries he finds instead he's trying to kill his own father.

You miss this because your natural response will be to either try to dodge the set-up (but Luke could kill him like ______) or to rationalise in outcome terms (something like "But Vader killed millions so it's moral to kill him"), neither recognising that the thematic goal of Luke's journey is to learn what his father had not - that one's self is more important than power - and thereby redeem his father.

The Jedi idea of anger being a negative thing would be something laughed at by older morality systems. They'd probably tell the Jedi that if you're not angry at injustice, inequity, or evil, then there's something wrong with you.
Not really. Christianity goes back 2,000 years and Christianity itself is rooted in older philosophies. Nor am I won over by any appeal to antiquity that says what system of morality is right or wrong, my point was that the OT and PT profess a particular morality as a fairly core part of the setting. Star Wars has always had a strong element of Good vs. Evil which is part of what makes it epic and enduring. It remains to be seen whether "The Force is Female" era Star Wars will maintain that.


Have to disagree with you, especially here. After all, like Warhammer, Star Wars has an in-universe metaphysical system that encourages you to become a school shooter if you lack sufficient self control. Never starting down that road is one of the most responsible things you can do. (An interesting detail of the setting that's been lost in the modern iterations is that these rules only apply to Force users. Normies and droids don't turn into Jason Voorhees if they let their temper go too hard.)
I think the reason for this is not so much non-Force users can't or don't go bad. Hell, Tarkin orders the killing of [m|b]illions as a political tactic. I think it's that the Force is a metaphor for a great power being granted one and how that can corrupt. It's a story about either being able to resist attachment or Fall with a capital 'F'.
 
Creamy Sheev wanted Luke to try killing him in anger. Luke was barely trained, his friends were getting shot at, he wasn't in a "Zen gentle stab" mental state.
Yeah Master Noble the Veteran could do that in old eras. Luke wasn't that, he had like a year or two's training.

Warhammer is fine as it follows its own, different morality system, so killing is totally fine if you got any reason to do it beside "I want to paint the walls red and lick it."

I liked all 3 old republic games. Was fun to play baddies finally.
 
These are themes that I suspect The Acolyte will throw out in favour of "if you don't seize power, the wrong people will get it". The flaw in that being that without something to elevate you, you are the same as your opponent.
Which is actually kinda funny, since the Rebels SEIZED POWER from the Emperor to create their own state. Grabbing your guns and creating your own kingdom is something OT heroes did when the current regime in charge didn't work out for them.

Batman has never to my knowledge intervened in the State carrying out the death penalty. He simply wont take on that level of judgement and authoritarianism. It is meant to show that he is better. It is also a conceit of the setting that is necessary because killing all his villains would bleed even more readers than comics are currently doing so I don't know why anyone imagines you could have it be done differently outside of short elseworlds stories.
Except Batman tortures people for information-which is less legal than if he just killed a man in self-defense. The latter is something private citizens can do in many parts of the world, the USA included. Torture, on the other hand, would land you in the Hague. If we counted how real-world America works, Gordon would be more forgiving of Batman if he killed the Joker in a fistfight than if he broke the limbs and fingers of Joker's goons to learn where the clown is hiding. The former will just end with some paperwork about a civilian killing a criminal in self-defense. The latter will get Batman waterboarded at Gitmo or locked behind bars at Blackgate with no hope of escape.

He would lose. Palpatine killed Vader - the armoured up fully trained Jedi with Force Lightning. Luke only beat Vader because Vader couldn't and wouldn't kill his own kid and was slow-walking it trying to get Luke to snap and join him so they could take down the Emperor together. But with you this would probably turn into some discussion of the mechanics of it, of "Vader has lots of cybernetics and is more vulnerable to lightning" or something along those lines which would be missing the point. The situation is to show that when backed into choosing between giving up his virtue or death, he will choose virtue. That he is, like a classic hero, willing to choose death over dishonour. That's his "Great Trial", the thing that actually makes him a true Knight.
I don't think so. Vader's armor made him more vulnerable to Palpatine, yet Luke took a huge dose of lightning and walked it off afterwards like it was nothing. Also, Vader lost to Luke because Luke is stronger than him-which was why the Emperor was trying to divorce Vader and hit up Luke.

Also, ''true knights'' are killers. The most virtuous of knights and crusaders aren't afraid to turn an entire city population into a Jackson Pollock painting if the population resisted them. Knights are good for killing, little else. Even so-called ''holy'' and ''true'' knights are trained killers who would've killed Vader and his Emperor without a second thought. Hell, that's what the Jedi wanted Luke to do, and they were the ones who were seen as the ''true knights'' by the standards of the SW galaxy. They were the holy men of the Old Republic, and yet they were the ones arguing AGAINST sparing Vader.

Luke spared Vader because he was a good son, not because he was a ''true knight''. The ''true knights'' of the Old Republic told Luke to his face that unless he had the balls to kill his dad, all is lost.

You misread my post or misread Progressives. The morality of modern Progressives is very much about power and very much about "no wrong tactics, only wrong targets". Books such as "The Failure of Non-Violence", condoning of BLM riots, positive discrimination, the doctrine of Privilege - all inform the justification of aggression / subversion when the target is "the bad guy". It's well encapsulated in the line in The Acolyte trailer itself of "It's not about Good or Evil, it's about Power and who gets to wield it". I.e. this show will attempt to teach us that it's not about your behaviour but about winning because you are the good guys and they are the bad guys.
That shit just backfires like it did in Rogue One. To paraphrase E;R in his Rogue One review, if you have two tribes of assholes, but one side has better drip, guess who the fans will be cheering for........not the ''good guys'', of course. That's why Rogue One initially was supposed to be this movie about a brave young women and the diverse group that went with her to fight the Empire, but the most important thing people remember is Vader tearing Rebels a new asshole to breathe out of. What was meant to be a tribute to brave women and diverse peoples became a Darth Vader tribute.

The ideal of the Jedi and the morality of the PT and OT is that one must be above seeking power for itself.
Oh boy. I don't know how to respond to this......but the Rebels in the OT were led by a senatorial aristocrat class who restored a Republic that looked out only for the rich and their interests. And in the PT, the Jedi were more than willing to let injustices slide with minimal resistance so long as they got their bread from the feds. The OT was originally a story about faith, family, and friendship defeating the naked greed for power, and as a family story, it's great.

But retroactively, thanks to the EU novels and the PT, the Rebel leaders are exposed to be aristocratic brats sacrificing pawns on the chessboard to regain the power they once had-power which their forefathers selfishly kept to themselves while the likes of Vader had to eke out a living in the desert as slaves, and folks like Padme had to take it up the ass when a corporate army invades their world.

And the Jedi, those wise and revered ''true knights'', the guardians of peace and justice.......were just 9-to-5 workers who were OK with slavery, corporate tyranny, and senatorial corruption so long as they got to keep a taxpayer-funded gaudy temple in the middle of the capital, as well as extralegal powers to deal with locals. They were a bunch of armed thugs blindly serving a decadent and corrupt democracy that was already tottering towards calamity before Palpatine showed up. He merely used the chaos to climb the ladder, but the Jedi looked at that chaos and shrugged.

Their actions in TPM are typical. Their reaction to a large army of corporate war machines descending upon a peaceful world, as well as the potential return of their old enemy, was to send an old man and his squire. Not even one of their best, but some dude who's made more than a few complaints, and his intern. Just the two of them joining a small royal party to help a queen retake an entire planet. If it wasn't for the locals and Anakin the Boy Wonder pulling their weight, the droids would've made them face the wall and blew their brains out.

Not really. Christianity goes back 2,000 years and Christianity itself is rooted in older philosophies. Nor am I won over by any appeal to antiquity that says what system of morality is right or wrong, my point was that the OT and PT profess a particular morality as a fairly core part of the setting. Star Wars has always had a strong element of Good vs. Evil which is part of what makes it epic and enduring. It remains to be seen whether "The Force is Female" era Star Wars will maintain that.
And yet both Christians and their pagan and Jewish ancestors would tell you to your face that if you're not angry at injustice, there's something wrong with you. And they're right. There is something wrong with the Jedi witnessing slavery and political corruption on a massive scale as a daily fact of life and shrugging it off like it's no big deal. Corporations have fucking death squads of robots, and the Jedi couldn't care less unless they're directly involved.

The PT and the OT were about the failures of the Jedi morality and way of life, and how Luke ''redeems'' it all at the end when he doesn't do as the Jedi asked and redeems his father instead of downsizing the man.

Creamy Sheev wanted Luke to try killing him in anger. Luke was barely trained, his friends were getting shot at, he wasn't in a "Zen gentle stab" mental state.
Yeah Master Noble the Veteran could do that in old eras. Luke wasn't that, he had like a year or two's training.
I'm pretty sure Vader killed the Emperor in anger. And yet he still turned out fine in the end. Redeemed and turned into a Force Ghost, no less.
 
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Welp. George is compromised. Him defending Disney and Bob Iger is not something I had on my 2024 bingo card, fellas.

Also, Vader didn't necessarily kill the Emperor in anger. He did it to save his son. THAT was the redemption. Even without the "NOOOOO" re-writing retardation, you could see the clear conflict going through Vader/Anakin's head at that moment.
 
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