Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Ralphamale saved the White Race by complaining about lack of ethics in games journalism. Does your little fatsy strike so much fear into the media? I didn't think so

The media parrots Fatrick’s narrative in fear of him using his immense girth cause enough gravitational pull to cause Kepler Syndrome should they displease him.

Ralph is no where near as fat as Fatrick. He is more piggish with his 6 pairs of breasts, though.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I love the fights he has with Boomia.





He is going to submit every single guest he has in the future to a round of subtle questioning trying to determine whether or not they are Robert Prongay Jr.!

 

[Something Awful]

"Jealous I'm not writing the script"

 

[Mango Cobra]

Taking a swing at a cop is how Ethan Ralph got to enjoy prison for awhile. I still have no idea how the fuck did Fatrick get away with it.

Ralphamale is an actual threat compared to Fatrick

Iirc Ralph actually managed to land a blow on the cops. Sure he missed his original drunken swing that they arrested him for, but he "Donkey Kicked" one of the cops while they were putting him into the paddy wagon. I'm not a lawyer but I assume any chance that they'd have "just" charged him with a drunk and disorderly / public intoxication/ trespassing was lost the second his made contact with the cops while kicking them.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Something that has been on my mind - why the fuck did he use “Patrick” and a picture of his fat head on AirBnB? Does he have no sense of self-preservation? If I was him I would have gone by “Ricky” or something. I get that AirBnB probably wants ID but surely you can use the name you prefer/identify as. “My legal name is Patrick but nobody has called me that since I was a CHILD. I go by Ricky.”
Likewise, just find a picture online that matches your demographics and use that. The pests probably never would have found him, since addresses aren’t searchable on that site.

Is the answer just his pure stupidity?

 

[Mango Cobra]

Something that has been on my mind - why the fuck did he use “Patrick” and a picture of his fat head on AirBnB? Does he have no sense of self-preservation? If I was him I would have gone by “Ricky” or something. I get that AirBnB probably wants ID but surely you can use the name you prefer/identify as. “My legal name is Patrick but nobody has called me that since I was a CHILD. I go by Ricky.”
Likewise, just find a picture online that matches your demographics and use that. The pests probably never would have found him, since addresses aren’t searchable on that site.

Is the answer just his pure stupidity?

Maybe a mix of pure stupidity but also his narcissism? I know a lot of autists are weird about their names. Maybe he has a touch of the 'tism?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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"Jealous I'm not writing the script"

Why is he reading at the Gym?

 

[Tablet County]

Why is he reading at the Gym?

Because he's not just a roided-up meathead, he's an intellectual.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Why is he reading at the Gym?

Audiobook, maybe?
I listen to Audiobooks while I'm at the gym.

 

[David Brown]

Maybe a mix of pure stupidity but also his narcissism? I know a lot of autists are weird about their names. Maybe he has a touch of the 'tism?

Both CWC and wings of redemption have gotten autistically angry in the past when people called them the wrong name on purpose. Is this a common lolcow trait? Has anyone ever called DSP by the name Dennis or something to see if he gets mad?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

very surprising tbh, i would have expected fatrick to be a rabid celsius supremacist purely to dunk on murica
personally i find fahrenheit very alien and confusing while celsius is clear and concise, but if you grow up with the other system then you probably see it the exact opposite way, its really not something worth arguing over imo

fatrick is just a standard fat american, and likes what he's used to. he's not actually that different from most americans, but somehow he makes it sooooo much worse at every turn

Does he genuinely think Celsius is useless because at over 50 degrees humans might die?
Does he not know every other country has Celsius ovens?
What kind of numbers Fahrenheit does this retard use on his oven? Is Fahrenheit useless once it’s over 100?
Sometimes I can’t believe this faggot is actually for real.

He's trying to make the argument that "0-100" on F is more "useful" because all the numbers refer to actual temperatures "outside" whereas "0-100" on C is not as useful because you only really ever use 0-40. And there's some point there, but he's making it very badly.

Real talk celsius is the "weakest" of the metric things, because it's basically as arbitrary as Fahrenheit but disguised.

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"Jealous I'm not writing the script"

fats HAS been weighed against billions, and the billions came up wanting

 

[bile demon]

[phone rings]
: Hello, Mr. Tomlinson?
: This is how you've chosen to end your life, st-
: Mr. Tomlinson, this is officer Evans from the Milwaukee Police Department.
: Oh... Hello, officer.
: Mr. Tomlinson, I'm calling on behalf of the MPD to notify you that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. Have a nice day!
*click*

 

[Mango Cobra]

Real talk celsius is the "weakest" of the metric things, because it's basically as arbitrary as Fahrenheit but disguised.

Celsius sucks because it's based off of how water feels about the temperature. 0 - freezing. 100 - boiling.
Who cares how the water feels, I like Fahrenheit because it is based off of how a human feels.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Celsius sucks because it's based off of how water feels about the temperature. 0 - freezing. 100 - boiling.
Who cares how the water feels, I like Fahrenheit because it is based off of how a human feels.

Speak for yourself though. My wife thinks it’s “too cold” when it’s actually really fucking warm. Probably because she’s a lot skinnier than me, which is the point, “how a human feels” is nothing to guide us.
Celsius is at least objective. Our aircon is always based on Celsius. Any measurement based on “I feel like it’s hot” or whatever is complete bullshit. You might as well identify as hot or cold yourself. I think we only haven’t adopted Celsius out of pure stubborn stupidity.

 

[Blindeye]

Something that has been on my mind - why the fuck did he use “Patrick” and a picture of his fat head on AirBnB? Does he have no sense of self-preservation? If I was him I would have gone by “Ricky” or something. I get that AirBnB probably wants ID but surely you can use the name you prefer/identify as. “My legal name is Patrick but nobody has called me that since I was a CHILD. I go by Ricky.”

There is no one here named Ricky, child. These are simply your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

 

[Mango Cobra]

I think we only haven’t adopted Celsius out of pure stubborn stupidity.

Like everything metrics based, blame piracy. Jefferson purchased extremely expensive stuff - weights, measures, etc to help us transition to the metric system. The shipment got robbed by pirates and the US never got them and we couldn't afford new ones so Jefferson basically said "Fuck it, imperial forever then" and then everything was based on Imperial so the switch to metric would be damn near impossible at this point, with every year that passes it becoming more and more difficult to switch over. By the time the railroad was invented it was impossible to switch over.

 

[FinnSven]

Both CWC and wings of redemption have gotten autistically angry in the past when people called them the wrong name on purpose. Is this a common lolcow trait? Has anyone ever called DSP by the name Dennis or something to see if he gets mad?

People who have been seriously bullied often get annoyed if they are called by the wrong name.

Even if it is purely clarification, e.g. asking someone who goes by Jon, if they are actually called Johnathon.

Probably they never get over some kind of bullying nickname and get way over sensitive.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Like everything metrics based, blame piracy. Jefferson purchased extremely expensive stuff - weights, measures, etc to help us transition to the metric system. The shipment got robbed by pirates and the US never got them and we couldn't afford new ones so Jefferson basically said "Fuck it, imperial forever then" and then everything was based on Imperial so the switch to metric would be damn near impossible at this point, with every year that passes it becoming more and more difficult to switch over. By the time the railroad was invented it was impossible to switch over.

For such a rebellious nation, we sure do like Imperial.

 

[trash cat]

Interesting new order
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I wonder if a either the police or a third party might file a brief with the court containing the evidence that Fatrick probably swatted himself.

 

[Mango Cobra]

For such a rebellious nation, we sure do like Imperial.

That is because the romans invented it.
The Founders loved the Roman republic and co-opted a lot of symbolism, terminology, and the early army was even called the "Legion of the United States". Even the goddess Columbia (The statue of liberty is a statue of Columbia) and the Liberty Hat are inspired by Roman traditions.
I daresay that the Founders had an obsession of rome that is similar to the modern day fans of Paradox Interactive games.

But also, again, piracy, and we were too broke to buy new measures to switch to metric.