Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Why isn't Fatrick given the recognition he deserves?


Local report

You're confused, it says libs of tiktok, he's lipids of tiktok.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If Fatrick hadn't sued the City, he might have squeaked out a quiet settlement. But by putting the City on blast by suing them directly, they're not going to settle overnight. And city attorneys do not even whisper about a settlement based off a complaint and mean Xitter tweets. They hear worse every day spoken to their face. A full-throated Patpost won't budge them. I pray that the City fucks him in the ass with his own pepperoni in court.

But pat would like being fucked in the ass. He's into things you see. Like prickly pineapples

 

[Oliver Onions]

I mean, what could they even take from Pat at this point if he loses? You could make an argument that most of his stuff is owned by Quasi by now.

Look forward to the second, better lawsuit where MPD and Quasi go on Judge Judy to argue over who gets Pat's shit.

Owen's Robert Mewler made this.
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She's good at paper mache Fatricks, bad at haiku.

Felony laughing
Honeycomb hideout, bzzzt wrong
Enjoy prison, child

The Pat Golem is my favourite thing to come out of the entire Patverse. Even after all this time it still sends my sides into orbit.

 

[Judge Holden]

But by putting the City on blast by suing them directly, they're not going to settle overnight

Given how many times melanated officers of the Milwaukee PD put his wife on the blast fatrick felt he had to retaliate.

Also he's back on xitter and oinking as usual, though this interaction made me smile for some reason

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

This world record oinking spree continues, social blade has him at 3000 precisely in the past 13 days, around 230 a day on average.


I find it interesting that he has regularly made around 300 tweets quite regularly: 296, 296, 293, 294, 307. Does twitter limit him to making 100 tweets at a time at hourly intervals? I think from memory he has made over 100 tweets in an hour before. Twitter rules say the following.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This world record oinking spree continues, social blade has him at 3000 precisely in the past 13 days, around 230 a day on average.

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I find it interesting that he has regularly made around 300 tweets quite regularly: 296, 296, 293, 294, 307. Does twitter limit him to making 100 tweets at a time at hourly intervals? I think from memory he has made over 100 tweets in an hour before. Twitter rules say the following.

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I swear if he's actually pegging the hourly post limit, that is actually insane. Pat's oinking cannot be stopped. It cannot be chained (unlike the black children in his basement)!

 

[Ded Sert]

In positive news, Patrick might have finally learned not to click Reply All when he responds to the OnAholes.
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later he did in fact reply threatening the israeli embassy and airbnb with prison

 

[Irene and 22 others]

In positive news, Patrick might have finally learned not to click Reply All when he responds to the OnAholes.
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It's Fatrick, so it's at least as likely that he just fat-fingered the reply button. Learning is something I'm not sure he's capable of.

Edit: Or he did apparently reply to all of them based on the post right before me. My lack of faith has been restored.

To get them to not respond, which as Cryptic Web Chronicles proved in his video, Patrick had previously feared. Problem is, as Patrick admits, they mostly have been just calling him instead of breaking his doors. Here's a helpful guide:
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Out of 24 cases he describes or implies, only 4 are violent. 6 if you count Evans demanding to be let inside. If you ignore his retarded jump from the fifth to eighteenth incident, then the number of violent responses is 4-6 out of 12. Clearly by his own assertions they are taking efforts to try to make it all non-violent.

Red is violent, Blue is non-violent.

He destroys his own narrative completely. It's hardly surprising that the first encounters will be taken more seriously. The only reason that 22 stands out is because Patrick wasn't at home and the call almost certainly would have implied he was there. Given he's there all of the other times, his absence is suspicious and the police naturally should investigate. An officer could legitimately argue that the past calls were faked to give cover for future crimes that Pat may be currently engaging in or that the past calls may have been faked by Nikki with the intention of using them to cover for killing Patrick. Charging onto a scene like a belligerent asshole is going to land anyone in cuffs.

 

[Maude Snew]

I swear if he's actually pegging the hourly post limit, that is actually insane. Pat's oinking cannot be stopped. It cannot be chained (unlike the black children in his basement)!

That's a hundred xeets an hour, that would be one every 36 seconds if my sleep deprived math is to be believed.

How can someone so fat even move so fast? I owe him an apology, I figured him for an ambush predator, he's clearly a lot faster than that. Fucker xeets faster than his own fat shadow.

 

[WelperHelper99]

That's a hundred xeets an hour, that would be one every 36 seconds if my sleep deprived math is to be believed.
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How can someone so fat even move so fast? I owe him an apology, I figured him for an ambush predator, he's clearly a lot faster than that. Fucker xeets faster than his own fat shadow.

You know how they say it takes 10,000 hours to become a master or some shit? That's Fat. Master of the Xeet, grinder of black children. Not a very appealing title, but a title nonetheless .

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

This world record oinking spree continues, social blade has him at 3000 precisely in the past 13 days, around 230 a day on average.

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I find it interesting that he has regularly made around 300 tweets quite regularly: 296, 296, 293, 294, 307. Does twitter limit him to making 100 tweets at a time at hourly intervals? I think from memory he has made over 100 tweets in an hour before. Twitter rules say the following.

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He's finally about to finish a marathon legitimately.

 

[Divine right to rule]

later he did in fact reply threatening the israeli embassy and airbnb with prison

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Believing the Israelis are stalking him?
We might have a antisemitic neo-nazi here.
Coupled with the fact that he is a humanoid pig, Patrick's existence is threat and insult to the jewish people.

 

[James done did it]

He racks up more tweets in a week than I have posts on this fag website across 7 years. In like a month he makes more tweets than I have made posts across basically every forum I've ever been a member of. It's good to have perspective when I start worrying if I'm one of those terminally online people.

 

[Maude Snew]

Believing the Israelis are stalking him?
We might have a antisemitic neo-nazi here.
Coupled with the fact that he is a humanoid pig, Patrick's existence is threat and insult to the jewish people.

Not too long ago nobody believed this guy in New York that the floor boards were speaking Yiddish. All I'm saying that there could be subterranean tunnel Jews anywhere, they might be trying to tunnel into his basement right now to steal his secret niggy patti pepperoni formula.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Tomlinson really is God's personal punching bag.

In the Bible, it says, "Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?" (Romans 9:21 KJV)

This website, and Patrick in particular, have really actualized that verse for me.

This world record oinking spree continues, social blade has him at 3000 precisely in the past 13 days, around 230 a day on average.

I have nearly 9,400 posts on this site made across more than 5 years (as of this post). Patrick has done almost 1/3 of that in two weeks. That's absolutely insane.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I wonder if there's complementary pepperoni if your a guest at Fatrick's AirB&B

 

[Mango Cobra]

For the record I think rage erections are real. Cyraxx will flash people on panel to get them banned when he gets mad and hes always hard as hell even though he had just been furiously screaming. He also allegedly had a boner when he ran up on Marty before getting Akron Slapped. I don't understand it, but I can believe that before Pat's alcoholism was severe enough to deem him constantly impotent he would get a rage boner while tweeting about getting back at his aTalkers. It's probably some kind of sicko thing.

Yeah but Cyraxx is a literal retard and retards are weirdly horny 24/7

Best time I had in the fed was my paperwork became part of sealed records and the gent's attorney bailed. Had to call the nope'n out law dog, ask if he understood the nature of the 2nd set of sealed records and then send him a copy when he expressed the idea I was pulling his leg. The 1st set seems to have been by a judge in the case that had to do with her personal security/why the US Marshals were going all over town asking questions to the people who knew the gent and how dangerous he was.

Can you explain this for people who don't have LEO / legal backgrounds? This just seems like gibberish to me, like if I were to start talking about Fatrick's SpO2 of 82% on niggeroni-filled room air or his BP of 180/120 being symptomatic of him being a FFWBT.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

For the record I think rage erections are real. Cyraxx will flash people on panel to get them banned when he gets mad and hes always hard as hell even though he had just been furiously screaming. He also allegedly had a boner when he ran up on Marty before getting Akron Slapped. I don't understand it, but I can believe that before Pat's alcoholism was severe enough to deem him constantly impotent he would get a rage boner while tweeting about getting back at his aTalkers. It's probably some kind of sicko thing.

You have to remember that fatrick is basically a broken AI without understanding - he no doubt heard the term "rage boner" which wictionary has as "An intense state of anger or hatred, especially toward someone or something" and decided to clean it up and thereby misinterpret it.

Just like a nigger can say "man, that is the SHIT" and it means something entirely different if you clean it up to "My good sir, that certainly is fecal matter."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Interesting new order

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Interesting new order
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My understanding is that this basically is saying this judge wants both parties to meet and discuss motions before submitting them, specifically dismissal, summary judgment, jury instructions, and motions for extension of deadlines (which is also bolded to say these will not be viewed favorably). It sounds like the judge wants both parties to be on the same page so this isn't dragged out like how greer acts surprised Hardin files something, and then he wants to respond, then Hardin responds, then Greer wants to respond to his response.

In short, the judge might have done a quick look at Pat's legal bullshit and thinks he asks his lawyers to drag shit out. Or that he will do so himself if he has to go it alone (IE his amortization which was a complete stall tactic)