Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

The Judean People's Front said:
How long til Phil kills himself and blames us?
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It's the only way to get Elliot and co to unblock him so they can cry the the media about how we murdered their bestest buddy ever

didn't it come out that philip was convicted of domestic violence? i'm surprised it's something as tame as him being horny in dms. half expected him to buffalo bill someone.
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That wouldn't be a problem, the problem is troonism is only womanly in that it's a high school bitchfest, and Philip thought he could Weinstein the pink ladyboy popular troons without being relatively well passing, wealthy or influential enough. If st keffals or Elliot messaged them his messages it'd be fine and they'd lick his asshole clean after a shit for the clout of being near him. If Frank wu did it, same again but for money. If dylan mulvaney dm'd then saying "wanking over you" they'd be falling over themselves to be part of this eyeball magnet story. But expecting them to fake prison gay attraction in return for nothing? Well that makes you a chaser, the greatest sin of all
 
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Vect said:
Given how horny he was, there's a non zero chance that Phil flirted with Fong-Jones in the least sexiest way imaginable.
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I don't even think he's horny, he's obviously straight

He's just very autistic and boomer and trying to ape twitter troons without realising their ranking system of who can do that to who. Like a teenager's dad turning up to his son's friends with died hair and ripped jeans like "so how about them slipkorn boys huh? They sure do rock!"
 
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Dong Gone is more likely biding his time and licking his wounds. Deranged narcissists like this never give up easy. If anything he's looking at a new angle to go after now that #DropKiwiFarms failed miserably. He prolly ahlso still has some money to go around so who knows? Maybe he tries shit in Australia.
 
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TEA 3HF said:
Dong Gone is more likely biding his time and licking his wounds. Deranged narcissists like this never give up easy. If anything he's looking at a new angle to go after now that #DropKiwiFarms failed miserably. He prolly ahlso still has some money to go around so who knows? Maybe he tries shit in Australia.
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He's already tried shit in Australia and it amounted to a miscarriage of justice which wouldn't stand up to any level of scrutiny were it to be looked at again. Would he be dumb enough to try his luck again?
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
How's his book going?
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Which one?

Observability Engineering, which he co-authored with Charity Majors and George Miranda, is just a waste of time.​


Basically they just explain how to monitor a system, with a slightly different terminology and some opaque practices.
It’s a bit of a stretch to decide it is an entire new discipline.

Even Fatrick Tomlinson could pen a more informative and valuable piece on software development in the modern world.
 
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TEA 3HF said:
Dong Gone is more likely biding his time and licking his wounds.
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Bob Dylan once said, "Peace is the time it takes to reload."

Elliot can't quit. Kiwi Farms' continued existence is an ongoing and intolerable humiliation to this malignant creep. Even now, he's scheming new strategies and avenues of approach.

Why can't I beat them, he wonders. Why can't I win?

Because you're fucking deranged, Elliot. Not right in the head. Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs batshit crazy insane. I mean, have you looked at yourself, really looked at yourself? Your supporters call you stunning and brave, but you know the truth, Elliot. You see the truth every day staring back at you from the mirror and the truth is hideous, a gangly, lantern-jawed, dead-eyed, snaggle-toothed nightmare. Children see you and hide. Adults not in your mutually delusional troon circle use every ounce of willpower not to look away in disgust, just as your father did.

You look like someone who keeps a dungeon in their basement, and you do, don't you? No, seriously, you do.
 
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