Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[BScCollateral]

personally i find fahrenheit very alien and confusing while celsius is clear and concise, but if you grow up with the other system then you probably see it the exact opposite way, its really not something worth arguing over imo

I use Réaumur because I am not a FAGGOT.

 

[Tablet County]

I use Réaumur because I am not a FAGGOT.

That has an accent mark. Sounds pretty faggy to me.

 

[BScCollateral]

In point of fact, 0 Farenheit was the coldest temperature that could be produced in a lab and 100 was his body temperature. This slipped slightly for some reason.
So, "Farenheit is based on humans" is literally true.
A better critique of Celsius is the zero point is too warm, making it necessary to switch from positive to negative too often.

 

[kcbbq]

In point of fact, 0 Farenheit was the coldest temperature that could be produced in a lab and 100 was his body temperature. This slipped slightly for some reason.
So, "Farenheit is based on humans" is literally true.
A better critique of Celsius is the zero point is too warm, making it necessary to switch from positive to negative too often.

It's also French. Yuck.

 

[*sigh*]

That is because the romans invented it.
The Founders loved the Roman republic and co-opted a lot of symbolism, terminology, and the early army was even called the "Legion of the United States". Even the goddess Columbia (The statue of liberty is a statue of Columbia) and the Liberty Hat are inspired by Roman traditions.
I daresay that the Founders had an obsession of rome that is similar to the modern day fans of Paradox Interactive games.

But also, again, piracy, and we were too broke to buy new measures to switch to metric.

Also, the faggots in the House of Representatives. No, the other faggots.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I use Réaumur because I am not a FAGGOT.

I got couple old thermometers in the house that still have the dual celsius/reaumur scales. Fuckers have the C not on the same side as my newer celsius/fahrenheit meters so I get briefly confused every time

 

[Law]

Taking a swing at a cop is how Ethan Ralph got to enjoy prison for awhile. I still have no idea how the fuck did Fatrick get away with it.

Is the Fatrick Saga another Ralph L?

If I was him I would have gone by “Ricky” or something.

No, child. He hates when you call him Rick.

 

[AnOminous]

Does he genuinely think Celsius is useless because at over 50 degrees humans might die?
Does he not know every other country has Celsius ovens?
What kind of numbers Fahrenheit does this retard use on his oven? Is Fahrenheit useless once it’s over 100?
Sometimes I can’t believe this faggot is actually for real.

I use Fahrenheit out of habit (and most of the recipes I use are in it) but I don't see how Celsius isn't objectively superior for setting 0 and 100 as being actually connected to something that occurs in reality. I mean I'll make fun of the metric system to piss off yuropoors sometimes but Pat actually believes this dumb, ignorant and extremely fat stupidity.

 

[Cannibal Fuckface]

Breaking News: Area Pig has strong opinions on Fahrenheit vs Celsius
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Aside from confirming once and for all his literal autism, notice how fat can turn the most mundane and uninteresting fucking opinion into the most smugfuck retardation imaginable.

The rotund queer is physically incapable of not making whatever "side" in an argument he latches on to look orders of magnitude worse simply by virtue of his inimitably obnoxious and ignorant manner of regurgitating half heard talking points and utter bullshit he makes up on the spot

I'd like to point out he is objectively wrong about 0 F being the point where salt stops melting road ice
the correct number is around 15 F

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/how-does-rock-salt-melt-ice-when-to-put-out-salt-fact-check-weather-claims/65-31bf6bc5-2c99-4122-b3c1-20b3514bdf05

 

[AnOminous]

Taking a swing at a cop is how Ethan Ralph got to enjoy prison for awhile. I still have no idea how the fuck did Fatrick get away with it.

They seriously should have but I think they took mercy on him because they realized he was a slow-in-da-mind drooling retard.

I'd like to point out he is objectively wrong about 0 F being the point where salt stops melting road ice
the correct number is around 15 F

Pat Lard the Science Tard.

The shipment got robbed by pirates and the US never got them and we couldn't afford new ones so Jefferson basically said "Fuck it, imperial forever then" and then everything was based on Imperial so the switch to metric would be damn near impossible at this point, with every year that passes it becoming more and more difficult to switch over.

It's actually a lot more expensive to keep it around because of bullshit such as, for instance, needing both a set of metric and imperial socket wrench heads and other tools, having to convert all the time, etc. It's especially infuriating when even in a single appliance, car, whatever, you have shit in both imperial and metric for no real reason.

Celsius sucks because it's based off of how water feels about the temperature. 0 - freezing. 100 - boiling.
Who cares how the water feels, I like Fahrenheit because it is based off of how a human feels.

It's about consistency. All the other metric measures are based to some extent on the properties of water at maximum density, e.g. 1 cubic centimeter of water = 1 milliliter of water = 1 gram of water. That way even if you lost every single sample in existence you could recreate the entire system from scratch.

 

[Judge Holden]

Guys....guys fat is fucking CHILDing like it was 2018 again


TLDR he made some retarded take on why Elon should have been legally banned from buying xitter and is having normies call him a big silly dummy for it, and is responding in the way we all know and love

Note the autistic repetition of "you have never said/uttered a word of truth in your entire life child" from the FFWBT call. Rotundo-Retardo's prewritten one liners never fail to amuse, nor do they fail to confirm just how legitimately special needs he is.

EDIT: ah....nothing quite hits the spot like the revolted reactions normies have to a fatrick in the wild

 

[SentinentCloud]

the childnening has returned, maybe Pat is recovring from the trauma of all the swatting

 

[Post Reply]

Guys....guys fat is fucking CHILDing like it was 2018 again
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TLDR he made some retarded take on why Elon should have been legally banned from buying xitter and is having normies call him a big silly dummy for it, and is responding in the way we all know and love
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Note the autistic repetition of "you have never said/uttered a word of truth in your entire life child" from the FFWBT call. Rotundo-Retardo's prewritten one liners never fail to amuse, nor do they fail to confirm just how legitimately special needs he is.

EDIT: ah....nothing quite hits the spot like the revolted reactions normies have to a fatrick in the wild
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He glommed on to a tweet by an even bigger retard that's getting more attention.

Patrick is going to wear his thumbs down to little nubbins replying to this tweet chain for the next month, once the pests go through these replies and start deploying tactical PatFact nukes.

 

[Ded Sert]

the childnening has returned, maybe Pat is recovring from the trauma of all the swatting

more like he's falling into the same enraged psychosis from josiah tape 5 with all the stress from airbnb being discovered and his lolsuit and his recent increase in popularity as a cow-pig.

 

[Judge Holden]

Alright, Professor Pig has now turned his polymathematical knowhow to the subject of Palaeontology


Sadly the cholesterol that chokes his giant porcine brain has caused him to forget that burds are dinosaurs and thus far more applicable in any speculation as to dinosaur appearances, or the fact that palaeontologists have been saying this shit for decades now.

Still this is a good example of what I like to call a pigurgitation.

I.e. the process in which fatrick mindlessly consooms some half remembered sound-byte and then pukes it back out drenched in his own retarded additions and general pig-ignorance to the point where it reads like a malicious caricature of the original point, and then smugly spins this as his own original thought and proof of his brilliance.

An infamous example of which would be the "throw paint filled balloons at tanks to effortlessly disable them" incident of 22


EDIT: whyus.mp3

 

[whogoesthere]

EDIT: whyus.mp3
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I feel it's been a while since he has done the whole "I have more followers than you" bit. Good to see it make a bit of a comeback. Pats fatness and stupidity have been around for so long now we are getting little retrocuts. Hopefully the backwards fence makes a comeback soon, or him vandalising his own bike with a Sharpe.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I'm not a 1.78 Rhodes Scholar like Patty, but is 'inflection point' really the right term to be using? I get what he is trying to say (Electric Car Man bad for a shocking uptick in anti-Pepperoni tweets) but it seems to be just a surface reading of what that term means vs. what it actually means.

Disregard if people have been using 'inflection point' as a way to indicate a sharp/drastic change in events for hundreds of years. Please send corrections to iamafatfuckwithbitchtits@idontcarechild.com

Both CWC and wings of redemption have gotten autistically angry in the past when people called them the wrong name on purpose. Is this a common lolcow trait? Has anyone ever called DSP by the name Dennis or something to see if he gets mad?

I can't recall if it was in this thread or in that web series on Patty, but there was an interaction he had with someone who called him Pat or something and he lost his fucking mind. I assume he has whatever wings and CWC have.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He glommed on to a tweet by an even bigger retard that's getting more attention.
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Patrick is going to wear his thumbs down to little nubbins replying to this tweet chain for the next month, once the pests go through these replies and start deploying tactical PatFact nukes.

Pretty sure Elon still votes Democrat but didn't when they wanted Biden as face of their party.

Alright, Professor Pig has now turned his polymathematical knowhow to the subject of Palaeontology
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Sadly the cholesterol that chokes his giant porcine brain has caused him to forget that burds are dinosaurs and thus far more applicable in any speculation as to dinosaur appearances, or the fact that palaeontologists have been saying this shit for decades now.

Only the theropoda dinosaurs became birds. We do have an idea of what certain dinosaurs had for colour like the one nodosaur found in Alberta oilsands that they could still find out what it's pigment was (least I think it was that nodosaur, I know it was one of them).

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I use Fahrenheit out of habit (and most of the recipes I use are in it) but I don't see how Celsius isn't objectively superior for setting 0 and 100 as being actually connected to something that occurs in reality. I mean I'll make fun of the metric system to piss off yuropoors sometimes but Pat actually believes this dumb, ignorant and extremely fat stupidity.

Boiling / freezing point of water is so gay though, because you have to define it at a particular pressure, etc.

Now if they had made 1000 C be the boiling point of water at sea level or whatever, that would have been kinda fun.

The biggest problem the whole metric system has is the names are such shit that "metric mile" is easier to say than "kilometer".

It's nice to see fats feeling well enough to begin oinking out in the wild again, however. Nature is healing.

 

[Law]

Sadly the cholesterol that chokes his giant porcine brain has caused him to forget that burds are dinosaurs and thus far more applicable in any speculation as to dinosaur appearances, or the fact that palaeontologists have been saying this shit for decades now.

Pat doesn't know that paleo artists have been drawing colorful dinosaurs for like 2 solid decades and agamid lizards are squamates not archosaurs cause he doesn't actually care about this stuff.
He just wants another viral xeet.
The fact that he wants to be seen as a white, fatter Neil Degrasse Tyson but his all his science xeets are Blippi-tier is just peak Pat.