Skitzocow Steve Lightfoot - Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved

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what his car looks like from behind:
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Update time!

Really long and unhinged rant from Steve.

  • Mick Jagger described the cold shoulder Lightfoot was getting from the government in the song "Sympathy For the Devil" and was censored by the government for it.
  • Steve Lightfoot humble-brags about being the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. He also notes that the people who exist in the direct vicinity of him are always evil non-buyers of his magazine.
  • His exposing of Stephen King will be the most important act in human history in 2,000 years!
  • Steve Lightfoot is too smart to commit a mass peace trucking on the kafirs to get his magazine known. The world couldn't afford him being gone if he did something so stupid.
  • Steve has a voice on-par, if not better, than Frank Sinatra. However, until we bring King to justice, he will deprive us all of his beautiful singing voice.
  • Lightfoot recalls meteor and asteroid history. Apparently they can skip with enough force to create a sea and a valley. Neat science lesson from our 165 I.Q. genius.
He ends it with hoping we all get better for our own sake :feels:.

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No personal life updates this time. Hopefully this one was enjoyable enough by itself.
 
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Overdue Update Time!

It'll be a long post and a doozy.

Main Page Updates ​

Steve calls upon the people of Santa Cruz to help him because the people of Monterey will not.

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Lennon's Murder Was Moscow's Malice - We're Under A Commie Plot - No Joke!

  • All presidents after J.F.K. were and are communists working for the NWO. ​
  • The Clintons false flagged the Oklahoma City bombing. ​
  • Stephen King writes about the communist Jewish plot in his books. ​
  • Nixon killed J.F.K. and R.F.K. and bombed Cambodia on Christmas to mock all Christians. ​
  • Reagan married a communist Jew. ​
  • Bill Clinton chopped up Yugoslavia to hand it over to the USSR. ​
  • Bush Sr. said he was working for the NWO on live television and Bush Jr. oof course did 9/11 come on. ​
  • Carter was former Naval Intelligence. ​
The rest is just Obama and Biden's attempted assassinations against him and goes into anti-Semitic rants.

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Biden / Harris Are Evil, People, Wake Up! They're Communists!

  • Biden uses a mini-teleprompter on his knee.
  • The plan is for Biden to claim himself invalid so that they can force Kamala Harris into presidency.
  • He's doing this to destroy the U.S. before Steve's expose of Stephen King goes viral.
  • Texas's recent wildfires were set by federal agents and immigrants to punish its push for border security.
  • Monterey is trying to kill Lightfoot and is run by an Italian mafioso, Leon Panetta (this will be important later).
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Biden's Shoutfest Of A State Of The Union Speech

  • Biden is Putin and Putin is Hitler.
  • Everything Biden claims when it comes to fixing the country is a lie.
  • Something about Soviet tactics of "transposing the points".
  • Biden's speech was mainly a campaign speech for the 2024 elections.
  • Jimmy Panetta, a congressman, communist, and Leon Panetta's son was in attendance.
  • Steve thinks Biden and half of D.C. reads his website and rages art him personally.
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Leon Panetta Is A Communist - Beware!

  • Steve Lightfoot wished for Leon Panetta's death in a Monterey City Council meeting.
  • Rosine's Restaurant is collaborating with the police to make rumors about Lightfoot to run him out of town and keep the locals from helping him.
  • Panetta slaughtered Iraqis as Chief of The C.I.A.
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Curtis Sliwa, Etc. Are Commie Bastards, Too - ABC Is A Commie Nest

  • Steve is apparently so infamous for calling into WABC radio that the screener for calls will filter him out by his voice alone.
  • Of course this means the radio show is run by Jewish communists in Lightfoot's eyes, however he swears he's not anti-Semitic and only thinks 10% of Jews are evil.
  • He weighs in on Gaza once more, saying Biden wants a Palestinian genocide. Also, Biden apparently transplanted his own pubes to his head to cover up a bald spot.
  • Steve goes over an interview he did on Jan 5th 2024, where he talked about his run ins with Stephen King in the 90s. Apparently he beat a protection from harassment injunction from King's lawyers against him in 1995. He was also arrested when he went to a book store where King was signing books in 1996.
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Personal Life Updates
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Steve's personal life updates continue to be the definition of to much information.

  • Steve elaborates on his influence of federal level policies and politics.​
  • Lightfoot's finances will include spending money on two thousand flyers, repairs for his van and moving it to the central valley, and applying for supplemental Social Security.​
  • An explanation of a recent eye irritation and how it's God keeping his eyesight good and also how he cuts his nails.​
  • His middle brother stole a knife from his storage unit two years ago.​
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On March 12th, Steve would elaborate on his family issues and give even more uncomfortable information.
  • Steve recalls a cherished memory of getting a swiss army knife from his dad, and talks about his middle brother stealing the hunting knife he got after his father's passing in 2002.
  • Apparently, his brothers resented him for being the favorite child and the favoritism went so far as Steve's father beating one of the brothers in front of him while berating him for not doing as well academically as Steve.
  • This culminated in his brothers trying to shoot him in the head with a .22 rifle while going bird hunting. Steve was so traumatized by this event he blocked it from his memory for decades till he eventually confronted his brothers who didn't deny it. The outcome was his youngest brother being beaten with a belt weeks after the event had happened for putting the sight on the rifle wrong.
  • Steve claims some responsibility for his brothers' resentment towards him, as he passed some of their father's treatment towards them unto them too.
  • His last visit with his middle brother had him leave when he found him stabbing a table at a park. He blames his brother's guilty conscience for this event.
  • Steve clarifies to the woman he's stalking that him wanting a hunting knife back isn't for violent reasons and then describes an erotic dream he had, hoping his candor doesn't creep her out.
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Steve Lightfoot at Monterey City Council, March 5th 2024
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Steve expresses his recent grievances, including a tape recording of his encounter with the police, and nearly gets a police officer involved. He also wishes for the death of the county sheriff.


 
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Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
  • Mick Jagger described the cold shoulder Lightfoot was getting from the government in the song "Sympathy For the Devil" and was censored by the government for it.
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This gave me a flashback to living in the SF Bay Area and getting cornered by a bag lady at Carl's Jr. about how her dad had had a conversation with Mick Jagger once and Obama had to know. This was somehow vital to the future of the country.

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Also obligatory smog history lookup whenever I see a CA license plate. Surprisingly clean! ....I bet he gets a free pass on the visual since smog guys fucking hate Astros and it's pretty clear he's not a BAR bait car.
 
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Used to live in that area, and I had always wondered about him. Thought he was just a fan and was just really butthurt about Lennon dying, but after he put up the website and scanning through his schizo theories, I realized he was legit crazy.

Never knew that he would rant and rave in city councils.
 
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The thread has been moved wooooooooo!!!!!!

Unfortunately, I don't really have an update post to go with the occasion as Steve hasn't posted a sizeable one yet and I don't really want to waste a small update that could be a part of a larger one, but I'm just happy we're out of PG now.
 
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Update time!

Main Page Updates
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None! Steve's been very busy this last couple of days!

Personal Life Updates
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March 14th 2024
  • Lightfoot's younger brother lies about stealing his knife and is probably plotting with King to kill him. ​
  • He goes on a weird tangent about his eyes, which are apparently fine for his age. Something about an oriental going to an eye doctor joke and Steve healing his brother's dog of its cataracts. ​
  • Some RFK and ranting at the public; the usual. ​
  • Two guys tried playing kick the schizophrenic with Steve in traffic and he seems nonplussed about it.​
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March 18th 2024
  • Lightfoot visited his sister and her husband, who is a staunch disbeliever of the truth.
  • They went and saw two live plays, but Steve's mood was killed by the underlying tone of sadness and confusion that John Lennon's murder by Stephen King caused. Also, he learned Jews inbreed due to tradition. They played golf afterwards.
  • Monterey has 11 months to improve before this hero leaves it disgraced. Apparently he won't go to Utah anymore, so he's currently looking for the next spot he'll move to.
  • Some diary stuff like his repairs for his van to move it out of the county and some health stuff such as trying to save a molar with a cavity in it by drinking carrot juice and brushing his teeth a lot. Notably he says he's going to the city council meeting for his bimonthly appearance. Wait.....
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March 19th 2024
  • Steve recounts a recent nightmare where his head got gashed open and nobody will tell him who did it. The moral of this vision is that everyone (his brothers, the government, and Israel included) will try to kill him when his story finally breaks out of jealousy.
  • He then rants about communist takeover, the corrupt media (which the newscaster lady he's stalking is exempt from), and the corrupt city council that makes three times their paychecks from business kickbacks.
  • He ends it by excitably talking about his pickings from a Goodwill.
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March 19th 2024 Monterey City Council
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REPENT, YOU COVER-UP COMMUNISTS. Steve explains the communist connections of Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and the Panetta Italian Mafia family and addresses the public about Monterey's corruption.



However, something still irks me. He said he does bimonthly appearances at these city council meetings.
Surely, Steve Lightfoot doesn't go to these things twice a month.

February 6th 2024 Monterey City Council Meeting
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Yes he does. More summoning of his avenging angel, its wrath against a college roommate who tried to end his golfing career, and him willing the mercy killing meteor.

 
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MovieBob's Psychiatrist said:
Why doesn't the city council have him hauled off in a straightjacket?
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Simple. Since at least 2002, California has had a guide on how to deal with crazy people going to city council meetings without kicking them out as thay could be messing with their First Amendment rights. Plus, everyone in Monterey knows Steve Lightfoot is just a (relatively) harmless wackjob.
 

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Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
Simple. Since at least 2002, California has had a guide on how to deal with crazy people going to city council meetings without kicking them out as thay could be messing with their First Amendment rights. Plus, everyone in Monterey knows Steve Lightfoot is just a (relatively) harmless wackjob.
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In that case, I'm glad I live an hour drive from Monterey. So I don't need to smell Mr. Lightfoot's (lightfooted, effeminate, twinkle-toed indeed) methane-reeking foul stench. What a waste of carbon compounds.
 
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It's funny, I remember back around the turn of the century, Steven Light-in-the-Loafers used to constantly call in on our KGO talk radio to spew his Lennon/King delusions and every single host on the station got so mad at him, they used to call him every insult in the book that the FCC allowed. He did manage to bring out the verbally abusive BEST in radio hosts. Which Steve deserved, since I have the same opinion of this walking testament to everything mankind has ever done wrong.
 
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MovieBob's Psychiatrist said:
It's funny, I remember back around the turn of the century, Steven Light-in-the-Loafers used to constantly call in on our KGO talk radio to spew his Lennon/King delusions and every single host on the station got so mad at him, they used to call him every insult in the book that the FCC allowed. He did manage to bring out the verbally abusive BEST in radio hosts. Which Steve deserved, since I have the same opinion of this walking testament to everything mankind has ever done wrong.
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Do you think any of these radio sessions were archived? Sounds hilarious
 
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Thought that yellow van had "Lemon Murder" on it for a second, and thought maybe they're claiming lemonade murders lemons.

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