Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[RodgerDodger]

Wait did the Russian Slobbersource just admit ina court document that he is suing not for relief of contributory copyright but to force “a website” to delete his thread?

Also I find it humorous that Russ would do better if he read this thread because actual lawyers are commenting and citing their shitposts.

He's admitted that in practically every filing. Expounding on it in great detail of his plights.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ah, yes, the "I'm retarded" defense. A classic.

 

[mindlessobserver]

He's admitted that in practically every filing. Expounding on it in great detail of his plights.

But now he's doing it while the Neil Gorsuch's clerks are reading this thread.

Hello friends! We are just humble retards

 

[lolwatagain]

I'm curious to see how the Northern District of Florida will deal with Russ' inability to prepare a 26(f) report for a scheduling conference, especially since the Utah Court mooted the motion to compel..

That is a serious failure on his part and a Judge may just dismiss his complaint outright for failure to prosecute on that basis alone, especially since he has only one remaining claim. But it's likely that the Florida court may just reset deadlines for the 26(f) conference. Meaning that Russell gets away unharmed for his retardation yet again.

He wasted time and money for months, and will probably get away with it. But I will kneel if the Florida Court issues an Order to Show Cause for the previous failure to participate in a 26(f) scheduling conference and the failures to oppose the remaining motions. I seriously doubt it though. They'll probably just grant the motions and require shitlips to file an amended complaint.

 

[Betonhaus]

But now he's doing it while the Neil Gorsuch's clerks are reading this thread.

Hello friends! We are just humble retards

I wonder how many legal clerks and lawyers have joined this forum from the sheer wtf of all the legal stuff circling this site.

Come for the drama, stay for the DRAMA

 

[lolwatagain]

I wonder how many legal clerks and lawyers have joined this forum from the sheer wtf of all the legal stuff circling this site.

Come for the drama, stay for the DRAMA.

Finally a good reason to DROPKIWIFARMS: it is full of lawyers and legal clerks. This place is truly hell.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Finally a good reason to DROPKIWIFARMS: it is full of lawyers and legal clerks. This place is truly hell.

Justice is not granted to those who live their lives in perpetual boredom. It is only granted to those who challenge the limits of what is right.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If this does result in a split and has to go to SCOTUS than Greer might just sneak up and take lolcow of the year. Imagine it...

Case goes to SCOTUS and the Kiwi Farms now has a chance to set a historic legal precedent.
Troons seethe and call journoscum allies to report on this historic and retarded case so that it can be archived on Wikipedia.
Normies get alerted, some look into who the fuck Russel Greer is.
It is revealed that he tried to sue Taylor Swift and wrote a retarded book about it.
Swifties activate, giant shitshow initiated.
Clarence Thomas reads Russel's stupid filings in the most deadpan way possible.

Will it all go down like that? Probably not, but you know what? It could and it's fun to dream...

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Looks like head tightening and trauma lumps are back on the menu.

 

[innocent jogger]

"Get this drooling retard out of my court!"

Yeah! And get Mr. Greer out too!
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Will it all go down like that? Probably not, but you know what? It could and it's fun to dream...

Who the fuck knows at this point? I'm still working out how one of my favorite shitposting forums has asked SCOTUS to rule on a slack-jawed faggot's attempt to cover up his crusade to force women to fuck him. That's not something that crops up in everyday life.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder how many legal clerks and lawyers have joined this forum from the sheer wtf of all the legal stuff circling this site.

Come for the drama, stay for the DRAMA

Null's never gonna tell us which one of us is Clarence Thomas?

 

[AnOminous]

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Added to OP. Also why the fuck did the Magistrate Judge call nool "pro se?" The motion was filed by Matthew fucking Hardin.

Seems if they had corrected the defendants then it could have been moved to Wyoming(originally) or West Virginia. Where Lolcow was/is incorporated.

Wyoming is in the Tenth Circuit as well, making a trip to the Eleventh a real procedural assfucking for Russ.

 

[Betonhaus]

Null's never gonna tell us which one of us is Clarence Thomas?

Sneeder-sneedee confidentiality

 

[RodgerDodger]

Added to OP. Also why the fuck did the Magistrate Judge call nool "pro se?" The motion was filed by Matthew fucking Hardin.

Probably because 99% of the time the Pro Se idiot is the Defendant. So much so that the clerks typing it up are on auto pilot. You don't often see this level of complete retardation in a Plaintiff. At least you didn't before the internet was a thing. Outside of incarcerated felons.

 

[Moths]

Well the clownworld outcome could also happen where the 11th affirms the 10ths ruling for whatever reason and everyone involved in combating copyright creep collectively shits themselves.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Once again, Russ doesn't fail to deliver. I love him so much.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Added to OP. Also why the fuck did the Magistrate Judge call nool "pro se?" The motion was filed by Matthew fucking Hardin.

I believe the district court for the Federal district of Utah knew what it was doing when it dismissed the case originally. But they were stupid, retarded even. The 10th Circuit Appeals court knew better. And who is a district court to challenge their better? I love this current standing order. Why do I love it?

Because this is the ruling of the District Court of the Federal District court of Utah, for the 10th Circuit of the Supreme Court of the United States.

 

[AnOminous]

greer filed a reply (in utah) within 30 minutes

Apparently that monstrous slurping sped doesn't realize the time to oppose a motion is before it's granted, especially after you were ordered to file a response and didn't because you're a dumb faggot.

your address doesn't exist / propose a schedule / answer the court / answer the judge / do anything - i sleep

fuck you, you're going to florida - real shit

Lesson: do NOT fuck with federal judges. They have a million almost totally unappealable ways of utterly fucking you in the ass. They are (with a few exceptions) some of the most calm, polite people you will ever meet, so they will slide the knife in without a trace of visible emotion, but when they do, you will be absolutely fucked.

Thanks for the notifying. Here's the doc (for everyone else):

What a fucking idiot. He was explicitly ordered to respond. He seems to think just FILING a motion to stay automatically gives you a stay? What an absolute bozo.

Can we take a second to appreciate the quality of this milk? A 'legal' response filed as fast as Russ could get it down on paper, which is ultimately just an unhinged rant that makes no fucking sense

It also puts the lie to his utter bullshit that he was unable to respond before now because once it happened suddenly he has a response 30 minutes later. He could have responded at any time and deliberately chose to spit in the court's face. Or as close to spitting as this gimp-faced retard can muster. Okay, so he drooled on the court.

Imagine being the florida judge handed this pile of shit and the first thing you see is an open motion to stop the case being transferred after it has been transferred that was filed in the wrong court

A change of venue also generally can't be appealed, at least not directly. The time to oppose it was before it was granted, but Russ was just too awesome and cool a dude to obey direct court orders.

WTF does this have to do with the case Greer?

Never mind the sheer retardation of filing a motion in Utah to transfer it back from Florida when it's now Florida's problem. If he wants another transfer motion he'll have to file it there.

This has to be my favourite part. He really doesn't get why this is so funny.

Also the sheer idiocy of it is that he's arguing about jurisdiction and venue is a completely different issue.

Unfortunately, the closest we will get is some bottle-licking retard.

Lmao he looks like Frylock in this picture. Also remember he was recently gloating that we would totally lose to Epik and they immediately capitulated. Worst Balldoman prediction ever.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

A change of venue also generally can't be appealed, at least not directly. The time to oppose it was before it was granted, but Russ was just too awesome and cool a dude to obey direct court orders.

My favorite part of his response:

Oh, if the Court wants Greer to reply to the Null's Motion to Tranfer, he can do that? I find myself agreeing with Hardin's assessment that Greer is a fucking retard. Quite possibly the stupidest ratmouth motherfucker I've ever seen. Now? Now is when you want to reply to the Motion to Transfer? Jesus Christ.