Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I feel this is like the end of an era. We witnessed something great here. H-hold me, Kiwibros.
When one door closes another one opens. We can only hope that the City case takes just as long to complete. Hell who knows, maybe there's a divorce story in the future.
 
Oh boy does this make me laugh. This was Fatrick's "final offer" in 2021 just after losing the Cloudflare quash. Note that Patrick did not put up any fight whatsoever in relation to the Google quash. Quasi's attorney was the only one in attendance and it was of course upheld.

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Baby child accept my offer. I will pay the current fees for only clouflare but if you say no I won't pay the fees for cloudflare. I don't see how this will not go in my favor little stupid child. I am very smart and there's no such thing as asking the judge to make me pay.
 
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This confirms my suspicions- Niki paid, FFWBT told her it’s ok because he’s suing the MPD in federal court for even more.
She's suing too
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We can only hope that the City case takes just as long to complete
The Judge wants it resolved in 12-14 months, and promised retaliation if it doesn't happen this fast
 
Oh dear lord, so obviously fat is spamming his pigpasta again but I made a horrifying discovery...
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The xeets he is spamming these replies to are over two weeks old
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I ask in all sincerity....how the fuck do you live like this?!

Who the hell wakes up in the morning and decides they will spend their day working through a fortnight old backlog of unanswered xeets he feels he simply must mass post empty threats and cope in response to?!
 
I think he bookmarks "stalker" accounts or follows them on an alt and then "makes the rounds". Normal behavior.

OandA Forums either shutting down or becoming a completely different forum is the worst thing that could happen. That's the place he blames everything on and says that the site is entirely about HIM. Now it's going away and it's only because he paid Quasi in full. He can't blame Kiwifarms, that was very 2022 and everyone's moved on.

The lawsuit becoming real (and looking bad), the AirBNB discovery, and now this. Possibly the worst week in Pat's life since the Lappening.
 
Who the hell wakes up in the morning and decides they will spend their day working through a fortnight old backlog of unanswered xeets he feels he simply must mass post empty threats and cope in response to?!
Patrick does. Here's a point-by-point why:
  • He's a fat moron.
  • Quasi emasculated him by winning the case.
  • Patrick was emasculated a second time by allowing the costs to run up as high as they did.
  • He was emasculated a third time by his wife and in-laws bailing him out.
  • He was emasculated a fourth time by that photo of his faucet dick hanging out for the world to see.
  • Repeated emasculation really hurts his self-perception as a tough guy.
  • To feel even slightly masculine, he needs to fight the trolls.
  • Since he won't fight them in real life, he does it on Xitter.
  • The stinging shame knowing he's too much of a wimp to fight them offline leads to him to reply to everything.
  • He also has some psychological problems. He is incapable of ignoring the trolls. Some part of his fat-addled brain drives him to do this.
Pat is, quite literally, coping and seething. And that's before we get into him being a fat moron with bigger breasts than his wife.
 
Fatrick really chose two of the worst income streams imaginable for him and his personality.

While there are many cantankerous alcoholic authors fondly thought of, they also have a carefully maintained public persona and some sort of bodyguard/wranglers around to limit their more embarrassing extremes.
Or they choose to live a relatively reclusive lifestyle, only engaging in public events when they absolutely have too and probably limit their alcohol and drug consumption for the period.

Fatrick keeps himself engaged continuously with the public with this need to respond to every tweet with the same line.
His more traditional public engagements are either degrading or low rent, leading to more mockery.

He could get away with this if he was actually funny, as in capable of making other laugh with him in on the joke, but he is a fat humorless fool with no understanding of comedy and wit.

Leading on from this, running a service which depends on an internet platform means that the less outside negative internet presence, the better.

A mature couple running an air bnb as they have an old servants quarters in their basement, who literally only share grandkid, holiday and pet pictures on Facebook, are pretty much never going to have to worry about pests and funsters booking to prank and potentially leave bad reviews.
Or said pests and funsters impersonating former guests and screen grabbing reviews to post at them.

In short, both of these revenue sources need the benefactor to be pretty easy going and not someone who makes enemies.
 
Listen, I stayed with these people, terrible people by the way, just the worst, but first of all the one wife just sat there on this terrible furniture, really the worst, got a splinter, looked like they made it themselves, next to the fence that was backwards, terrible fence, mine will be much better and Mexico will pay for it, but anyway, she was zonked out of her mind, smelled like flatulence and Popeye's, while the other wife - what do you mean that's a dude, that's the biggest set of tits I've ever seen - anyway, the husband kept bothering me, screaming about the grinding noise coming from the basement being my delusions, he told me I will enjoy the cages, you know, the cages that Joe built, terrible cages really, where the place didn't smell like farts it smelled like fresh deli meats, delicious deli meats, the best, really tremendous, but they told me that was fake news, made up by the Internet, refused to give me any even.
Now I want Zach Hadel to read this in his Trump voice.
 
Oh dear lord, so obviously fat is spamming his pigpasta again but I made a horrifying discovery...
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The xeets he is spamming these replies to are over two weeks old
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I ask in all sincerity....how the fuck do you live like this?!

Who the hell wakes up in the morning and decides they will spend their day working through a fortnight old backlog of unanswered xeets he feels he simply must mass post empty threats and cope in response to?!
Pat doesn't consciously decide anything.
He is a creature of pure instinct.
There is about as much thought behind his actions as a dog puts into licking it's own balls.
 
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Wasn't the money Pat needed to pay him for his lawyer bill also subject to interest? Because then he received what he payed his lawyers + interest

If his lawyers let Quasi delay payment to them until the costs were collected, then I assume the interest went to them. If Q paid them at the time (which is most likely in my opinion), then he should get the interest.
He’s not profiting off this by the way. That money should have been either offsetting his home loan or invested somewhere earning him interest, for years. All he’s getting is his losses repaid, plus a fantastic W that makes everyone think he’s a King.

Oh dear lord, so obviously fat is spamming his pigpasta again but I made a horrifying discovery...
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The xeets he is spamming these replies to are over two weeks old
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I ask in all sincerity....how the fuck do you live like this?!

Who the hell wakes up in the morning and decides they will spend their day working through a fortnight old backlog of unanswered xeets he feels he simply must mass post empty threats and cope in response to?!
Crippling mental illness, child. Enjoy sanity.
 
I use Fahrenheit out of habit (and most of the recipes I use are in it) but I don't see how Celsius isn't objectively superior for setting 0 and 100 as being actually connected to something that occurs in reality. I mean I'll make fun of the metric system to piss off yuropoors sometimes but Pat actually believes this dumb, ignorant and extremely fat stupidity.
All kidding aside, all temperature scales are arbitrary to some degree. I personally like the "colder" 0-point of the Farenheit scale, but I personally use Celsius from force of habit. If I were setting a scale, I'd set zero at the freezing point of Mercury, which is well below "slightly chilly winter."
 
He’s not profiting off this by the way. That money should have been either offsetting his home loan or invested somewhere earning him interest, for years. All he’s getting is his losses repaid, plus a fantastic W that makes everyone think he’s a King.
Assuming he got the judgement Jan 1 2021 (too early, can't find the actual date), he had a 31% annual rate of return.

If someone knows the date of the lawsuit filed (earliest) or date of judgement issued (latest) you can work out his rape of return, but 31% is fucking nuts.
 
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