Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

Does anyone actually believe that fatty didn't shove some of that food down his gullet?

Some?
Yeah, I don't believe it.
All, and more, then yes I do.

 

[Super Hans v2]

B. Actually use the last two brain cells that aren’t slumped and stroked over to come up with actual carnivore foods.

That's the last thing Jack should do. There's only so much content that you can make out of cooking cuts of lightly salted lean meat. If Jack could go out hunting, fishing, to local farms to add to the channel, sure, but Jack's not even mobile enough to grill by himself on the back deck.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Someone asked Jack on his recent stream about why he can't simply mute or lower the background music on JOTG videos to avoid copyright strikes and finished it off with "I thought you were an experienced youtuber?". This set off Jack and he went on an ego trip. He put on angy face and went "I am an experienced youtuber! 15 years plus!" and said the issue was all with youtube and he didn't wanna put in "14 hours of post work" to make that happen- He also added that he "Ain't working for free". Now I'm not a video editing expert, but I imagine it doesn't take that much technical expertise to make that happen. Jack is a lazy shitstain of a human being who loves taking lazy man's shortcuts in everything.

 

[AnOminous]

Does Fatty really expect us to believe that he just sat there and watched Tammy chow down on a platter of chicken tendies and fries like a cuck, without pigging out on any himself? He's just insulting our intelligence at this point

The instant the camera went off this fat faggot cocksucker just instantly gorged on all the tendies and even licked the remaining sauce out of the little dippy cups. What a loser. Totally not carnivoar, but MEAT GUD, and even his opinion on that requires Hammy to pretend to eat all of it. What a fucking idiot.

Also that "food" looked like absolute shit. You could buy bags of Great Value tendies and Great Value fries at Wal-Mart, some frozen Texas toast, and have five of those repulsive, disgusting meals for the same price. That shit looks like nothing more than literal frozen shit thawed out so fat faggots like Jack can eat this vile shit until he dies gracelessly after consuming immense amounts of American healthcare.

What an absolute wigger.

 

[King Dead]

RAISING CANE'S - HENDERSONVILLE,TN
(03/20/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=41dgp6ADghM

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

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I shouldn't be surprised because it's Fatty we're talking about, but Cane's is such a weird place to do a review for. Your meal options are chicken strips, chicken strips, chicken strips, or chicken strips on a bun. That's it. If you've ever had a chicken strip in your life, then odds are you know what you're getting into and don't need a review to tell you. Cane's strength is in its simplicity and consistency; you go there if you know you want chicken strips and nothing else, all you need to determine is quantity, and what you get is going to be exactly the same as every other time.

I'll admit I have a soft spot for Cane's, but a little while ago Slim Chickens opened a restaurant near me, and they're much better in my opinion. The strips are better, the fries are seasoned, they have a much bigger variety of sauces, and on top of that they also serve wings, sandwiches, and even chicken and waffles. They also have desserts, something Cane's still doesn't bother with. Plus you can get a side of fried pickles or fried okra, so that earns them more points in my book. And all that at a price that's comparable to Cane's. Definitely recommend if you see one.

 

[Andoxico]

Also that "food" looked like absolute shit.

The part that got me the most is when TamHam said the fries were fresh. As if this knock off fast food joint has people in the back cutting up potatoes, into crinkle fries no less. All of the Scalfatties are utter off-white trash, even (and perhaps especially) the ones who marry into it.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack is pimping out Tammy Jr. to make feeder content. Grim.

I wonder what Jack Jr thinks about his father feeding his now obese bride piles of fucking sugar candies.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The part that got me the most is when TamHam said the fries were fresh. As if this knock off fast food joint has people in the back cutting up potatoes, into crinkle fries no less. All of the Scalfatties are utter off-white trash, even (and perhaps especially) the ones who marry into it.

Lol the fries at Canes are trash. I used to sub out another piece of "Texas toast" because that's the only decent thing from there.

 

[Goatchoker]

WTF is with that clown music. Good god these videos keep getting worse and I don’t know how he manages it.

We have a Canes super close but I rarely ever go there, it’s mid at best.
A slim chickens open up near our old place and I miss it. It’s so much better in quality.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack's store has been up for eight days and there has still only been one sale (which was presumably Jack testing the system as he set it up).

What's the over-under for number of days before Jack makes a single actual sale? My bet is on "never".

 

[Adamska]

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Jack's store has been up for eight days and there has still only been one sale (which was presumably Jack testing the system as he set it up).

What's the over-under for number of days before Jack makes a single actual sale? My bet is on "never".

Rob when he buys an item from it for a shitpost.

 

[Altera]

Even by Jack's stanards this is one of his worst videos ever. I'm a strong proponent of the negative review score where videos become more interesting again by being worse in funny or interesting ways, but this is the dead 0/10 middle. There is just nothing here, its void of any content entertainment or otherwise.

Starting off with how completely raw the audio is, the mic just picking up the generic crowd noises way louder than him. To that awful royalty free circus clown music he plays over everything. And once again he has absolutely nothing to say. "Yeah its food... um its chikken. Yeah sure is."

Jack could rename his channel jacks video editting guides because his talent for cooking and his talent for editing have become equal.

This is like something youd see on OLD youtube when a video of some kids having a normal unproduced conversation could hit front page.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

RAISING CANE'S - HENDERSONVILLE,TN
(03/20/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=41dgp6ADghM

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

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Of all the things to review a fast food place where Fatty is supposed to not eat anything at all. But we all know he did. He just says, "this is carnivore" before tearing into his tendies and fries. But not the bread. You can't make that carnivore. Instead he just sucked the grease off of it like the monster he is.

 

[eatler]

Instead he just sucked the grease off of it like the monster he is.

We were all thinking he was a wendigo this entire time but he always actually a chupacabra of grease.

 

[Tiresome]

I wonder what Jack Jr thinks about his father feeding his now obese bride piles of fucking sugar candies.

We all know Jack Jr. couldn't care less how fat Brianna gets.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Of all the things to review a fast food place where Fatty is supposed to not eat anything at all. But we all know he did. He just says, "this is carnivore" before tearing into his tendies and fries. But not the bread. You can't make that carnivore. Instead he just sucked the grease off of it like the monster he is.

Have we considered that he might consider the breading to be seasoning? You can put bread crumbs into a shaker, after all. Rules lawyering your diet is how you know you're doing it correctly, right?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Have we considered that he might consider the breading to be seasoning? You can put bread crumbs into a shaker, after all. Rules lawyering your diet is how you know you're doing it correctly, right?

No, from back during the "keto" thing we got such abominations as crushed pork rind "breading".

He just doesn't care.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Have we considered that he might consider the breading to be seasoning? You can put bread crumbs into a shaker, after all. Rules lawyering your diet is how you know you're doing it correctly, right?

Not even Fatty is that stupid to try and defend that.

Sure he tried to get away with "seasonings" being okay that contain a fuckton of sugars and as you've seen how he jump dumps it on there he doesn't give a fuck. But I bet you if challenged in the comments of that video he'd say something like, "Tammy ate there. I didn't. Is that okay MOM!?" like the big fat man baby he is.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack is putting out some truly autistic merch. For 46 dollars you can own this piece of shit and hang it up in your garage .

Check this out:



What is "handmade" about this? And how is he deciding on the prices for this garbage?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

What is "handmade" about this? And how is he deciding on the prices for this garbage?

He held his phone in his one hand while he slurred a prompt to the AI image generator.