David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

I also didn't realize how savaged 1st MarDiv was by the end.
Neither did I. I've read Eugene Sledge's book. So I thought I had an idea of how bad it was. Honestly it was hard to listen to just how brutalized they were. I felt myself getting angry that Rupertus kept refusing to get the Army into action. And even angrier that Chesty Puller didn't push back.

I figured the army asked for unfuzed bombs because the Japanese probably hid deeper into their caves upon hearing the aircraft. So when they came back up to their fighting positions, army troops would ignite the bombs. I wish they went into more detail with the 81st and their time on Peleliu.
 
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I know it’s not piggy (he give the ick long before a third date) but I imagine this is the top 10% of his fan base.
 
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I know it’s not piggy (he give the ick long before a third date) but I imagine this is the top 10% of his fan base.
>Figurine in a jar at a redditor's house

I'm surprised it took this long for the woman to notice the red flags.

Speaking of Twitter, I'm gonna dump a few of Little Piggy's tweets from the past few days.

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By that logic, all the American soldiers in Normandy are French. Also David can't seem to let go of Gonzo, can he?

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On another note, I found a thread on /k/ that was an obivious bait post that had a picutre of LP's Tank Museum video. I didn't get to save the archive because Jannies found the thread but I did manage to screenshot this reply.
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I don't see how the two are related, anyone want to explain?
 
What's tct and what's stopping a Ukrainian in the occupied areas from getting a russian passport then leaving russia, switching to his Ukrainian passport and going back to ukriane?
Temporary Controlled Territories.

Also why let logic get in the way of "Look at the mean Vaniks" propaganda?
 
Haven't read the rest of the thread but I use youtube as background noise and the algorithm fed me some of this guy's videos. This man has a God given talent for having the correct conclusion while getting basically every fucking detail behind it wrong. It's actually impressive. He's not wrong that the T-34 was heavily overrated, the terribleness of the Sherman heavily overstated, that the T-14 sucks and will probably never not be vaporware, that Sprey and the reformers were morons, that Russia is a shithole that regularly commits war crimes, etc. But why are you making an hours long video about it if you can't go beyond basic research of clearly poor sources? Youtube has too many of these British morons making shitty videos where they read wikipedia articles to farm views off of Americans enamored with their funny accents. This guy is kind of a step above that in production but somehow the veracity of what he's saying is worse than just reading Wikipedia would be.

The amount of dogshit filler "bri'ish 'umor' garbage also suggests to me that his audience is mostly underaged. Won't be surprised when he's caught discord grooming.
 
Cow crossover taking place as Animarchy of the LP extended universe picks a fight with Destiny over the Israel/Palestine shit- Meth vs alcohol, two men enter one leaves, who will come out on top?
In this Cow fight, I am on Destiny side.
Animarchy have proven time after time that he is unable to stop sucking of Palestinas, no matter what they do.
 
Cow crossover taking place as Animarchy of the LP extended universe picks a fight with Destiny over the Israel/Palestine shit- Meth vs alcohol, two men enter one leaves, who will come out on top?
There's been plenty of discussion on whether or not Animarchy warrants his own thread here but I think this is the start of something.

Also, I'll go with Destiny because Aniboy is way into his own ideological bullshit. Also he looks like Vaush's Aussie cousin.

Haven't read the rest of the thread but I use youtube as background noise and the algorithm fed me some of this guy's videos. This man has a God given talent for having the correct conclusion while getting basically every fucking detail behind it wrong. It's actually impressive. He's not wrong that the T-34 was heavily overrated, the terribleness of the Sherman heavily overstated, that the T-14 sucks and will probably never not be vaporware, that Sprey and the reformers were morons, that Russia is a shithole that regularly commits war crimes, etc. But why are you making an hours long video about it if you can't go beyond basic research of clearly poor sources? Youtube has too many of these British morons making shitty videos where they read wikipedia articles to farm views off of Americans enamored with their funny accents. This guy is kind of a step above that in production but somehow the veracity of what he's saying is worse than just reading Wikipedia would be.

The amount of dogshit filler "bri'ish 'umor' garbage also suggests to me that his audience is mostly underaged. Won't be surprised when he's caught discord grooming.
I never understood the whole American obsession with British accents. Sure, it sounds nice but it ain't exactly special.

Also for someone who was allegedly in intelligence, him using Wikipedia as a main source seems a bit strange given that Wikipedia is well-known for being easily malleable with it's articles.
 
My best guess is someone wanted to sound deep and insightful and compared apples to oranges and thought they were very smart despite the two having no connection whatsoever.
It is /k/, pseudointellectuals run aplenty on there.

Reminder that Ameriboo Ani won't go to America because Big Spence will smell the Jew on him.
I think him being a Commie faggot is more detrimental to him than him being a Jew. Also him fearing Spencer is very laughable.

I must repost this due to Ani's "love" for America since it was brought up.
You will never be a real American. You have no citizenship, you have no stake in US politics, you have no guns. You are a British prisoner twisted by Twitter memes into a crude mockery of Washington's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your non-North American location behind closed doors.

Americans are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of freedom have allowed Americans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Aussies who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to an American. Your commie bullshit is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an American to agree with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your pinko, freedom-hating ideology.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the mald creeping up like a dropbear, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your NAFO simps will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth citizenship, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failed Brit is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a Youtube account that is unmistakably Aussie.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
I felt myself getting angry that Rupertus kept refusing to get the Army into action
There is a good a reason not to throw a green National Guard unit into the teeth of the Japanese or to rely on them. And that's the 27th ID from Saipan. Bill and Seth's narrative of the Battle of the Smiths is too focused on countering the original narrative from Holland Smith to fully consider that the 27th actually did fail to preform and Holland Smith wasn't Satan incarnate. It's narrative that's popular now, and no doubt helped by Holland's own words in '46, but it lacks a fair critique of Ralph Smith and the 27th, You'll notice in that episode Holland is often called to task for being the corps commander and having ultimate responsibility, Yet Ralph Smith is only lightly chastised for allowing his battalion and regimental commanders to do what ever they want. One time even praised for sending a sternly worded order to the 106th's CO. Yet this narrative places the onus on Holland, as the corps commander, to fix the 27th's problems and almost hold their hand. Note little is said of the 2nd and 4th MarDiv, who are relegated to back ground props for Holland's war with Ralph.

The 27th made two big errors IMO that got them on Holland's shitlist and exposed them as a liability more than the assault on Hell's Pocket. The first was the Battle for Mankin. While the Marines of V Corps hit Tarawa, the 27th hit Mankin the same day. I'll let the troop strength thingy from Wikipedia explain why it was expected it should have been quick.
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And I'll post this video on why Ralph Smith's plan was needlessly complicated, slow, and cautious from our favorite good Australian youtube historian. It is important to note here that Holland did not want to be on Mankin. He requested to be at Beito with his Marines. Turner (IIRC, maybe King) denied it and compromised he could land at Mankin. At the end of the first day, Holland is hearing the reports that his Marines are on the verge of being thrown into the sea, and he has a whole division that he could land as reinforcements as soon as they mop up 400 green Japs on a speck of land and they're taking their godamn time. It would take them longer to take Mankin than the Marines to take Tarawa. This simply is not how you fight a war in the Pacific in '43.

The second is the final charge of Saito at Saipan. The 27th was supposed to close off the last Japanese pocket, but they never buttoned up their lines and left a 100 yard gap. And that gap was directly north of 10th Marines, an arty unit. The Japs didn't overwhelm the 105th and then hit 10ths Marines, a detachmant walked right past the Army (Who didn't even bother telling 10th about the gap) and directly to them.

And I'm not trying to shit on the 27th just trying to set the scene, but I have to correct another point from UHOTP. Was Holland a 'combat commander'? No, not really. But he was a fantastic officer who distinguished himself as serving vital but undramatic roles since Bellalu Wood. Despite the USMC's self made image, they do actually value officers who can accomplish things outside of quips and leading bayonet charges. Holland would pick up the small moniker of 'Father of Amphibous Warfare' and was chosen as the first Marine to hold a Corps level command for a reason. He's not some blowhard, his word carried a lot of weight in the USMC. And if he says untested NG units are a liability, which he has good reason to, people listen.

Anyway I could go for ages on this, point is the Marine commanders had very good reasons to be wary of throwing in the green 81st into the battle besides pride and obstance.

If you want to get into it, I suggest this book. It's one of the first books to turn against Holland but unfortantly goes so far against him it actually makes the 27th look worse. A lot of the narratives of the Battle of the Smiths now seemed to have started there.
 
>Figurine in a jar at a redditor's house

I'm surprised it took this long for the woman to notice the red flags.

Speaking of Twitter, I'm gonna dump a few of Little Piggy's tweets from the past few days.

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By that logic, all the American soldiers in Normandy are French. Also David can't seem to let go of Gonzo, can he?

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On another note, I found a thread on /k/ that was an obivious bait post that had a picutre of LP's Tank Museum video. I didn't get to save the archive because Jannies found the thread but I did manage to screenshot this reply.
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I don't see how the two are related, anyone want to explain?
This nigger just used a Cobson gemerald like twitteroids use the soi woahjack. I wonder if this is what cultural appropriation feels like.
 
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