Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Never Scored]

Kirby 64 used the D-Pad, not the stick. I remember because I thought it was fucking weird, being the only game I owned to do so.

You're right. I totally remembered it wrong.

 

[starborn427614]

Turns out that Princess Peach Showtime! was directed by the Goemon designer Etsunobu Ebisu. His first directorial work in over 25 years.

Also, scores:
Screen Rant - 9/10
TierraGamer - 9/10
CGMagazine - 8.5/10
XGN - 8.5/10
Checkpoint Gaming - 8/10
Destuctoid - 8/10
GamesHub - 8/10
God is a Geek - 8/10
VGC - 8/10 Vooks - 8/10
Nintendo Life - 8/10
Eurogamer - 8/10
The Games Machine - 7.6/10
Washington Post - 7.5/10
Game Informer - 7.5/10
IGN - 7/10
Comicbook - 7/10
Inverse - 7/10
GameSpot - 7/10
GamesRadar - 7/10
Digital Trends - 6/10
Metro - 5/10

Opencritic = 76
Metacritic = 75

 

[Betonhaus]

Turns out that Princess Peach Showtime! was directed by the Goemon designer Etsunobu Ebisu. His first directorial work in over 25 years.

Also, scores:
Screen Rant - 9/10
TierraGamer - 9/10
CGMagazine - 8.5/10
XGN - 8.5/10
Checkpoint Gaming - 8/10
Destuctoid - 8/10
GamesHub - 8/10
God is a Geek - 8/10
VGC - 8/10 Vooks - 8/10
Nintendo Life - 8/10
Eurogamer - 8/10
The Games Machine - 7.6/10
Washington Post - 7.5/10
Game Informer - 7.5/10
IGN - 7/10
Comicbook - 7/10
Inverse - 7/10
GameSpot - 7/10
GamesRadar - 7/10
Digital Trends - 6/10
Metro - 5/10

Opencritic = 76
Metacritic = 75

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Ooh it's out, I need to get it

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Digital Trends - 6/10
Metro - 5/10

What did they say the flaws were?

 

[Betonhaus]

What did they say the flaws were?

Too girly?

Edit: metro complained that it was too orientated for kids, and I think they're saying it's not woke enough

 

[starborn427614]

What did they say the flaws were?

Dunno, but those two outlets usually seem to score games low.

 

[whatever I feel like]

They're too dumb to give it the Nintendo bump and accidentally gave an honest score.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

The demo was great. We had a lot of fun.

 

[Betonhaus]

Dunno, but those two outlets usually seem to score games low.

Do they know how to play, or are they like the journalist that couldn't do the Cuphead tutorial?

 

[starborn427614]

Do they know how to play, or are they like the journalist that couldn't do the Cuphead tutorial?

I dunno about Inverse, but Metro is a free newspaper in the UK. The standard can't be that high.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Too girly?

Edit: metro complained that it was too orientated for kids, and I think they're saying it's not woke enough

I knew that was going to pop up in reviews.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Having played Future Connect and had time to reflect more on 3.... I dunno. Maybe its not as great as I first thought it was. I still love the setting, the story, the sidequests, etc. But man, the combat is awful. Its like having a great girlfriend who is smart, cute, cuddly, rich and all but she also pisses the bed. When she breaks up with you yeah, it sucks, but then time passes and all you can really think about is how great it is to not have someone pissing in your bed anymore. Thats the chain attacks to me. A minute of piss in my bed repeated hundreds of times. Why in gods name did they not make the cutscenes skippable?

 

[斯尼 德之王]

9/10? 8/10?

Nigga, this game is a 7 at best.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

9/10? 8/10?

Nigga, this game is a 7 at best.

Relative to the current state of gaming it looks like a solid 8/10.

 

[Never Scored]

9/10? 8/10?

Nigga, this game is a 7 at best.

Yeah, I played the demo and while it wasn't bad, I'd put it at about the level of an average Kirby game. Definitely not a 9/10.

 

[Two Dollars]

I'd put it at about the level of an average Kirby game.

So an 8 or 9/10?

 

[Never Scored]

So an 8 or 9/10?

Depends on how much you like Kirby, I guess. I'd agree with about a 7. It's OK.

I think Nintendo's ratings have been inflated in recent years because they're one of the only companies left not putting out absolute shit, so like SSj_Ness said, something that would have been a 6 or 7 a decade ago is getting 8 or 9 today.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Kirby 64 used the D-Pad, not the stick. I remember because I thought it was fucking weird, being the only game I owned to do so.

My brother in law has a N64 from when he was a kid. Tried playing Starfox 64 on it once. I wish I was using the D-pad. That stick is fucking weird.

 

[Never Scored]

My brother in law has a N64 from when he was a kid. Tried playing Starfox 64 on it once. I wish I was using the D-pad. That stick is fucking weird.

We're enemies now.

 

[WelperHelper99]

We're enemies now.

I mean I played it once lol. I just couldn't wrap my hand around the flight yoke looking controller of the 64.