Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

He'll be back once his assache is settled down with some autistic number games and terrible TV shows; he's probably just on a coke binge and is gibbering about how Trump is the western snake because his Cheerios wrote four and seven letter words that proves he's SuperSatan.

Coke? This is Miami, he's high on flakka and eating the faces of old Cubans.

 

[voiceguy]

9 years ago, I first told my gf, "Anytime I mention the Miami Dolphins, you reply, 'Dolphins suck'".

After the game yesterday against the Tennessee Titans, I told her, "The Dolphins scored first with a 74-yard punt return for a touchdown, otherwise, they played bad and lost." She said, "Dolphins suck."

How typical. Brad gets shot down and he ignores it to post something utterly irrelevant. Then he whines that we don't listen to him. He didn't even pay attention when I told him 7 was not one of the Sacred Numbers of Masonry like he claims it is.

@Graffiti canvas,
You might as well go find somewhere else to play.

He can play here as long as you can.

 

[Adamska]

Today, I've been busy discussing Donald Trump = 666 with alot of Christians both Democrat and RepubliCON. Interestingly, more-and-more Christians are talking about how Trump may be the Antichrist. They're surprised to hear that Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, but they don't dismiss the simple math.

This is genuinely baring false witness since you're not just lying about what happened, but you're also doing it to damage a man who already fucks himself over thank you very much. But then again, we already know you also steal from others and break pretty much all but like two of the Ten Commandments.

Besides, you willfully fail to read or understand Revelation in the slightest. I mean you plugged Ronnie Reagan as the beast from the sea, even after Jesus and his death army refused to show up to dick punch him and his VP into the lake of fire 42 months after he takes power.

When Trump either fails or wins a term, this will be repudiated again, like every other thing you've been wrong about. Not that it matters to dipshits like you; who like a child believes that repeating things over and over again will warp reality to suit your whims.

My guess is either more tantruming, another non-sequitur, or some random gubbins he found on daytime TV after you forget you're supposed to be ignoring me. Because you will.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

My guess is either more tantruming, another non-sequitur, or some random gubbins he found on daytime TV.

Well, he's already told me to fuck off for the day.

I'm going to go drink now and think about my choices in this thread.

 

[voiceguy]

Is it my imagination or does Brad disappear every time I make a point?

And is it time to dox him yet or should I wait until page 666?

 

[Adamska]

Is it my imagination or does Brad disappear every time I make a point?

And is it time to dox him yet or should I wait until page 666?

Nahh, wait until 740, just to make it more true.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

1. If Jesus didn't die on the cross for all of humanity's sins, then Christianity is a lie and a sham and there would be no Second Coming.

Wrong. Jesus son of Joseph volunteered himself to be lashed and crucified on the 1st Day of Passover 4/7/30 AD. GOD was telling him to do it and the Jewish Messiah did it. But now the Christ has returned to "judge everyone according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12

2. Jesus was not the Jewish Messiah.

Wrong. Over 2.5 billion Christians believe he was as well as the 1.6 Muslims and about 1/5 of the 3 million Jews worldwide. (You'll check on those numbers.)

3. You have presented no proof that he lived another 40 years.

Biblical archaeologist Simcha Jocovitch (spelling?) and the others who produced the Jesus Family Tomb documentary & book don't directly say it, but they imply that the whole resurrection is historically inaccurate - it's a myth. It's not at all! They don't take into consideration that Y'shua bar Yosef did NOT die on the Cross, he had a near-death experience (NDE) and may have lived as long as another 40 years to being 74-years-old. (Jesus the Christ was 34-y-o when he was crucified.)

4. The "Jesus Family Tomb" discovery has been shown to be false by the very scientists involved with it.

That's a blatant lie! Admit that you haven't seen the full DVD or read the book, antichrist! Visit http://JesusFamilyTomb.com again.

You're obsessed with me and have tracked down my arrest record and a list of all my girlfriends. (I didn't even think you could do that online!) Look at the date of when I was first arrested - on Ft. Lauderdale Beach during Spring Break 1980 - and you'll find that 'coincidentally', while I was in jail for the first time is when the Jesus Family Tomb was discovered in East Talpiot. Isn't that a BIG synchronism!!

"I was Albert Einstein and the proof of this is something I wrote myself." Which is why no one believes you.

Alot of people believe me and every day the information spreads. Everything is going according to the plan I had when I first planned this plan-it a loooooooooooong time ago on a planet far, far away.

GOD does not appoint a judge, GOD is the judge of all humanity. Or is that part of Revelation just Roman propaganda as well?

Wrong. According to the Bible - and not just Revelation - the Christ returns and "judges everyone according to their actions". GOD 'talks' to the Messiah - Moses, Jesus, etc. - and the Messiah tells the people what GOD says. But now we are in the fulfillment of prophecy where 'the teacher returns and the test is over. 'Everybody turn in your final exams.''

What were you doing in Minneapolis around Christmas of 2002 when you got arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct?

Everyone here knows I AM a lifelong Dolphin fan. My father took me to a couple of games when they first started out. I was 13 in '72 - the Perfect Season - and went to two games with friends including when they destroyed New England 52-0! Flipper was jumping up and down the entire game in the East End Zone of the Orange Bowl! Through the many years, the Dolphins had never lost when I attended a game - all home games. As a scientist, I had to prove this 'coincidence' one way or another at an away game.

I chose to fly up to Minneapolis for the Dolphins playing the Vikings in '02. I didn't have a ticket and went into the bar nearest the stadium. The Viking fans had that place packed! I told alot of them that I was from Miami conducting a scientific experiment where the Dolphins have won every game I've ever attended and was looking for 1 ticket to the game in a couple hours. Somebody sold me a ticket and soon afterward, the owner of the bar called the cops and said I was ---. I had earlier told him I don't drink. The cop arrested me for trespassing while all the drunk Vikings fans yelled and applauded.

I was taken to a small police holding station nearby - they had the game on the TV - where they kept me until the game was over then they released me. Minnesota won. I then had to walk a long way in the freezing cold to get back to my rental car near the stadium. I especially remember how frickin' cold it was and how I froze my Miami-ass off!

A few months later, I decided to fly back to Minneapolis for the trial. The judge and everyone in the courtroom laughed when I explained to them what happened. The judge told me, "No one from out-of-state that had been arrested for 'trespassing and disorderly' had ever flown in for the trial!" I told them, "I didn't want an arrest warrant for myself in Minnesota". They only charged me like $50 for court costs - case closed.

And how long were you in prison for that Felony Degree 5 conviction in Miami?

I've never been in prison. I was in MDC jail (1313 13th Street) for a month twice. If you check the Miami-Dade County records back in 1989(?), you'll see I was arrested and in jail during the Fall of the Berlin Wall and Tiananmen Square. Pretty BIG 'coincidences' there, huh, antichrist?

Seems to me you've been judged a lot, in 5 separate counties in Florida alone (Brevard, Broward, Miami-Dade, Monroe and Palm Beach).

Correct. Nothing in the last 20 years. I did alot of social experimentation back then - still do.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

That's a blatant lie! Admit that you haven't seen the full DVD or read the book, antichrist! Visit http://JesusFamilyTomb.com again.

You're obsessed with me and have tracked down my arrest record and a list of all my girlfriends. (I didn't even think you could do that online!) Look at the date of when I was first arrested - on Ft. Lauderdale Beach during Spring Break 1980 - and you'll find that 'coincidentally', while I was in jail for the first time is when the Jesus Family Tomb was discovered in East Talpiot. Isn't that a BIG synchronism!!

You made this personal. This is why your arguments are dismissed.

Alot of people believe me and every day the information spreads. Everything is going according to the plan I had when I first planned this plan-it a loooooooooooong time ago on a planet far, far away.

Who and where are these people? If you were really the messiah/genious/prophet you say you are, there would be more than just your own websites with this theory on the internet. And hate to say it, Brad. But your website looks pretty monotonous. Kind of like you're screaming into your own echo chamber.

 

[Adamska]

Not to mention that reposting the same debunked link to that jesustomb site does not negate that said site is a load of old shite that even the people behind it say is wrong. Repeating stuff over and over again didn't work as a child Brad; it isn't going to work now either.

But hey, we already know Brad doesn't care about being honest or truthful. That's something only good people need to be, and not cokeheads who pray to themselves out of hubris.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"It's too close to be a coincidence." - Capt. Picard, A Matter of Time, Star Trek: TNG (S5/Ep9, 1991) on BBC America

 

[bacterium]

@Brad Watson_Miami You realize that a lot (the correct way to spell that) also claimed that Obama was the antichrist, too, right? Probably more than have said that about Trump..

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

oh so you're going to pull some voodoo shit and get all sorry when innocent people are hurt, huh?

Ya.

@Smol Pupper,

I don't eat fish sandwiches.

@bacterium,

Can you get 666 out of 'Barack Obama'? No. Can you produce one lie that Pres. Obama has made? No. Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74. Trump is a compulsive and pathological liar. But so are you.*


*Synchronism: 23:10 "He doesn't always tell the truth." "My son is a liar?" - Worf, New Ground, Star Trek: TNG (S5/Ep10, 1992) on BBC America

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Brad, you've been very mean to us today. 3 posts in a row haven't gotten you a response for a reason. You should apologize.

 

[voiceguy]

Jesus son of Joseph volunteered himself to be lashed and crucified on the 1st Day of Passover. GOD was telling him to do it

Taken from a Christian point of view, I won't argue with that.

But now the Christ has returned to "judge everyone according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12

You mean the one that starts "And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before GOD" who then judges them. Your other verse is spoken to John by an Angel, who is telling him what GOD has said (Rev. 22:8-10). Stop cherry-picking and you will have a much better understanding of the Word of GOD.

Over 2.5 billion Christians believe he was as well as the 1.6 Muslims and about 1/5 of the 3 million Jews worldwide.

I'm not talking about Christians or Muslims, and by your own admission 80% of Jews agree with me.

Y'shua bar Yosef did NOT die on the Cross, he had a near-death experience (NDE) and may have lived as long as another 40 years to being 74-years-old.

Now this time, try to comprehend what I am saying. I understand I am using logic, and that isn't always clear to a three-year-old, but try your best. Jesus dying on the cross to wash away the sins of Man with his own blood is the BASIC TENET OF CHRISTIANITY. Got that? Moving on. If you insist that Jesus did not die on the cross (an idea you probably stole from The Passover Plot), then you are denying the basic tenet of Christianity. Understand? If you deny the basic tenet of Christianity, then you are saying that Christianity is a lie. Understand? If Christianity is a lie, then there can be no Second Coming of Christ. Understand? As far as your claim that Jesus may have lived another 40 years, you're just saying that to pretend it adds veracity to your wack-a-doodle "theory". Understand?

Admit that you haven't seen the full DVD

I have seen the documentary. There's no mention that Jesus might have survived the Crucifixion. I have also seen Expedition Bible: The Jesus Tomb Unmasked, which I posted in its entirety earlier in this thread and will not repeat that posting now. Did you watch that? ADMIT YOU DIDN'T. In it Shimon Gibson, Amos Kloner, Stephen Pfann, Stephen Cox and several others (all of whom were in the first documentary) talked about how their contributions were edited and their words deliberately misinterpreted and how enormous leaps of illogic were used by Director Simcha Jacobovici and Producer James Cameron to support the badly flawed theory that the tomb and ossuaries discovered belonged to the family of Jesus.

Somebody sold me a ticket and soon afterward, the owner of the bar called the cops and said I was ---. I had earlier told him I don't drink. The cop arrested me for trespassing while all the drunk Vikings fans yelled and applauded.

You don't drink? "DISORDERLY INTOX - October 7, 1991 - MIAMI-DADE, FL County (coupled with
OBSTR JUST/FALSE INF - October 7, 1991 - MIAMI-DADE, FL County -- did you tell them you were Einstein or Christ?)" Perhaps what you meant to say was you don't drink anymore. You can't be arrested trespassing in a public establishment, only for loitering. Are you lying about what happened? Probably not, since I see the trespassing charge was dismissed -- the cop may have over-reached his authority, which would explain why you were disorderly (well, that and being a Dolphins fan in Minneapolis).

I've never been in prison.

On a Felony Degree 5 conviction? Either you're lying or you have a heck of a story to tell about how you weaseled your way out of that one.

I did alot of social experimentation back then

Oh, is that what you call breaking the law?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Ya.

boy no wishy-washy pussy is about to be albert einstein incarnate or whatever the fuck your crackhead theory is


sit the fuck down in your dark little room pretending you're smart while the real world does its thing

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So @Brad Watson_Miami why are the four Nobel truths wrong?

 

[Adamska]

So @Brad Watson_Miami why are the four Nobel truths wrong?

Because it isn't something that he read, understood, and TV doesn't dole it out in small, misinformed chunks. It's also because it doesn't involve the Jesus and spits in the eye of him being the center of the universe.

 

[Electric Eye]

Yeah, never mind the fact it is one of the most influential religions in the world, has thousands of scholars studying/analysing it, and has aspects of it becoming adopted by modern day psychology as a way to live a more mentally healthy life. This weirdo on the internet says it's wrong so it is.

@Brad Watson_Miami let me break character and give you an honest suggestion: read Gowans' Philosophy of the Buddha: An Introduction.

Who knows? You might actually learn something valuable that will stick and keep you from getting more threads on this forum.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, never mind the fact it is one of the most influential religions in the world, has thousands of scholars studying/analysing it, and has aspects of it becoming adopted by modern day psychology as a way to live a more mentally healthy life. This weirdo on the internet says it's wrong so it is.

@Brad Watson_Miami let me break character and give you an honest suggestion: read Gowans' Philosophy of the Buddha: An Introduction.

Who knows? You might actually learn something valuable that will stick and keep you from getting more threads on this forum.

He might just lie like he did about reading Laozi's Tao te Ching just to be contrarian and to pretend he's better read than he actually is. Then repeat said lie until he either needs to non-sequitur to escape or tantrum and leave in a huff after spamming misused Star Trek quotes at us.

 

[bacterium]

@bacterium,

Can you get 666 out of 'Barack Obama'? No. Can you produce one lie that Pres. Obama has made? No. Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74. Trump is a compulsive and pathological liar. But so are you.*


*Synchronism: 23:10 "He doesn't always tell the truth." "My son is a liar?" - Warf, New Ground, Star Trek: TNG (S5/Ep10, 1992) on BBC America

First, it is spelled Worf, I'd think someone who watches so much TNG would know that.

Second, I did not say I believed Obama was the antichrist. I was merely making a point. I support him.

Third,
http://www.factcheck.org/2016/07/obama-on-access-to-guns/
http://www.factcheck.org/2016/06/obama-oversells-u-s-economy/
http://www.factcheck.org/2015/01/factchecking-obamas-state-of-the-union/
http://www.factcheck.org/2015/01/obama-fudges-facts-in-philly/

No politician is perfect, though I will say he is a hell of a lot more honest than Trump.

Finally, I don't give half a shit about your number game.