Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[whogoesthere]

haha holy shit imagine being this guy
>this girl fucks up your public image and youtube success
>then she makes a weekly podcast with you called "she ruined my career" where she talks about how she totally didn't ruin your career to a couple thousand viewers
>(you used to get millions with your own videos btw)
>and she makes it a ritual to ask you every day "did i ruin your career?!!"
>and you have to answer "no of course not honey"
>every single day
>for the rest of your life

You forgot outing him shitting himself, as well as many other deeply embarrassing comments. If the genders were reversed by the actions stayed the same, they would have a campaign mounted against them for domestic terrorism.

People like this are annoying as fuck, though, always with some trauma over every little thing. They cannot even function. No nipping to the shops, its always some massive dramatic event in which they are somehow a victim you need to understand. It gets real fucking tiresome.

You almost feel sorry for Ian, I mean he is not an evil man who hurts people. But, he is a man, so shape up or die faggot. You are responsible for your own happiness.

 

[Laughing Jackass]

Fucking editing this tucked up the reply. gotta fix this shit now.

Ian at his best was a dick, but you could believe his primary intentions had been to entertain people and make them laugh.

In retrospect, he's a moron with an inferiority complex that seemed more personally motivated to prove his own worth by shitting on other people that had been obviously flawed, and he basically won the narcissist contest by being a manipulative little shit in a manner that make a socialite woman green with envy. It helped no one much cared why he was doing what he was doing, and assumed it was all for the comedy. The dude tried to fuck with a chick younger than him and in essence did some shit that reasonably would make a dumb girl think he was stalking her because the first hole he ever scored in asked him to. He harassed other egomanics while pretending to be better.

At the first sign of something public that was pathetic on his end (gf being a whore publicly online) the facade dropped and he tried to show he didn't care about it by making public videos talking about how he didn't care and crying people made fun of it. Dude pretended to rebrand to being "nicer" with tlc style exploitation and pretty much threw a fit that Sam Hyde made him look stupid and petty. Literally nothing Sam did to Ian was anything as shameful or embarrassing as the old filthy frank shit Ian was a part of, and it was just skit style prank stuff that was all pretend for humor.

Ian pretty much is just a rat of a man. Massive ego and weak spirit, bitter af and can not handle someone else looking better than him. I don't think the fucker could stay with a woman that's not as bad as Anisa, because it seems like he needs to be able to view someone as inferior to him or he gets manicly depressive. It's cycled to the point where he's medicated to be a zombie because of how likely terrible a cunt he is around people, and I doubt it's an act. I'd bet the loser likes Anisa doing the retarded shit she does as the twink is larping in his head as some enlightened chad fuck "abusing" the whore that's taken him for what he's worth. If he's still got his old video defending all the shit initially look at his retarded "it's like I'm cucking you/pimping her" talk when people started mocking him for dating a e-whore. The reality checks have turned him into a pants shitting invalid, and we all know Anisa likes twisting the knife because they deserve one and other.

 

[Cockyxx]

So according to the ColdOnes Insta, Ian and the guys actually met up and recorded some content. Ngl, I am quite disappointed. I know Ian talked about going to AUS but I don't get what Max and Chad get out of it? iDubbbz is not a name thats draws in large crowds anymore - it's quite the opposite now. He also openly raged about edgy content creators and their fanbases which imho also includes ColdOnes (especially Chad cause dude has no filter at all). How can you go on an apology tour just to end up doing content with people you confessed hating nowadays? Yeah I get it, Max is his friend but dude, buy yourself a spine and stick to the shit you said you would.

 

[Would]

Anisa getting along with Ian's mother is interesting. Makes me wonder about the mother. Sheesh. Hope Freud isn't proven right here.

Freud is always right in the end.

 

[JelloJerk]

So according to the ColdOnes Insta, Ian and the guys actually met up and recorded some content. Ngl, I am quite disappointed. I know Ian talked about going to AUS but I don't get what Max and Chad get out of it? iDubbbz is not a name thats draws in large crowds anymore - it's quite the opposite now. He also openly raged about edgy content creators and their fanbases which imho also includes ColdOnes (especially Chad cause dude has no filter at all). How can you go on an apology tour just to end up doing content with people you confessed hating nowadays? Yeah I get it, Max is his friend but dude, buy yourself a spine and stick to the shit you said you would.

Like someone said last time he went, maybe they just wanna sit down with an old friend one last time to see if there's anything still there.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

So according to the ColdOnes Insta, Ian and the guys actually met up and recorded some content. Ngl, I am quite disappointed. I know Ian talked about going to AUS but I don't get what Max and Chad get out of it? iDubbbz is not a name thats draws in large crowds anymore - it's quite the opposite now. He also openly raged about edgy content creators and their fanbases which imho also includes ColdOnes (especially Chad cause dude has no filter at all). How can you go on an apology tour just to end up doing content with people you confessed hating nowadays? Yeah I get it, Max is his friend but dude, buy yourself a spine and stick to the shit you said you would.

GOYS THEY DID THE THING

 

[JelloJerk]

GOYS THEY DID THE THING
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iDubbbz looks terrible post no. 13536723, I know, but holy shit. If they're remaking hair cake they might just die from whatever bacteria culture clings to his dirty, dirty, locks.


But realistically, what could they even do for this one? Ian is too much of a cuck and will refuse to do anything funny, OR: Since he's a hypocrite and never fails to surprise how much of a blatant hypocrite he is, this could be the start of half-heartedly trying to be funny and edgy again, far too late for anyone to be won over with it, all while trying to act like the last 4 years didn't happen?

Even ignoring the biggest issue, again, what could they even do for this one? The original cake trilogy was as disgusting as you could possibly get. Human Cake was supposed to be the last one, according to Franku's Vision, so he went all out with it. They cannot surpass making and eating a cake with Joey Salad's piss, JonTron's chewed up banana, Ksi's sweaty pubes, etc. Unless they pull an Armin Meiwes and start mutilating and boiling limbs.

What's left after that? Haha funny gay kissing? Supermega got in trouble at CC2 for that, but I don't think Ian cared about that.

Actually, looking at the image again, maybe this is more of a Deadly Twister 3 than a cake sequel. Hope Chad abuses Ian 10x harder than last time.

 

[Cockyxx]

I hope Chad ends up saying a bunch of offensive shit while Ian cries in silence about the inevitable critcism he will get from his remaining fans for this.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Going to play autistic body language enthusiast retard here but holy fuck the insecurity coming off of idubbbz is palpable.

• The amount of space he puts between himself and max/chad
• The constant checking other’s behavior to copy and assimilate
• The alternative action of passive reacting and not participating

Like these were issues before in the older collab videos too, but they’re magnified now.
Also this made me lol - genuine cuck behavior of him attempting to join max/chad being silly but failing to get their attention

(I know you can say oh but the camera angle just makes him look farther away! But I really don’t think so! Also this is much funnier)

 

[Mr K Dilkington]

This feels like someone taking pity on Ian. Possibly after the shit he received over not going the wedding or some other reason relating to him being a massive cuck.

I don't for a second think it's Chad, i doubt his opinion of Ian has improved over the years.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Anisa can be most accurately described as Cymothoa exigua, aka the tongue parasite.

Spoiler: Cymothoa parasite

Much like Anisa, the Cymothoa needs to be picked up by a fish voluntarily (iddubz). Then the parasite feasts on the fishes tongue bit by bit until it falls off. The next phase involves the parasite attaching itself to the place where the tongue used to be, effectively ensuring both the fish and the parasite become codependent to eachother.

The tongue is objectively inferior to the real one, as the parasite steals scraps of food giving the rest to the fish, ensuring long term codependent survival for both the host and the parasite. The parasite remains in there until the fish dies or the parasite gives birth. The fish didn't need the parasite until the parasite destroyed it's tongue.

Exactly like their relationship.

 

[bangdingow]

I hope Chad ends up saying a bunch of offensive shit while Ian cries in silence about the inevitable critcism he will get from his remaining fans for this.

I hope Chad sets him on fire.

 

[Judge Holden]

I hope Chad ends up saying a bunch of offensive shit while Ian cries in silence about the inevitable critcism he will get from his remaining fans for this.

Im praying this happens and then for another grovelling struggle session with screeching youtube shaniquas spending five hours performatively sobbing about how much he hurt and betrayed him by not physically assaulting Chad on the spot while he silently weeps in the cuck corner

That first one was simultaneously utterly fucking unwatchable due to how much raw smug cancer it contains yet also the funniest shit imaginable so we need more of that shit and pronto

 

[56 others]

Any sign of Anus at Cold Ones?

 

[crinklefry]

Any sign of Anus at Cold Ones?

IIRC, I believe it was a solo trip Ian was taking and was mentioned in one of their lullabies- podcasts.

I hope Chad sets him on fire.

FOR GAZA!!!

 

[EatYourVeggies]

To add to the behaviour analysis of idubbz around Max & Chad, I want to remind you of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5rzUx8qOsU, where they're having fun and drinking and Ian just stares in silence wishing he wasn't there. As it adds a lot to understanding how they interact, I recommend you guys watch the video in full, but I've clipped the best parts for the lazy:

The cuckboy is incredibly quiet while everyone else is having fun, makes no eye contact, just fidgets with food, laughs just because he hears the rest laughing. It feels more like mr Johma is a stranger to these people and not a friend

This is the first time he speaks in the whole video, and he spouts a word salad, stutters so badly that it's barely comprehensible. He's clearly stressed and uncomfortable

He gazes deeply into the void, deeply detached from the mortal realm

Here Chad speaks to him directly, Idubbz the Broken responds like a bitch boi and gets bullied, most important part of the video (looks scuffed because this wouldn't upload otherwise)

And then he just sits there, sad, as if he's just crapped his pants, with a frown!

Ian behaves exactly as if he's the weird kid that got invited to the party out of everyone's pity, and is extremely awkward and not having a good time at all! This video is from 6 years ago, it proves that not just recently he became a bitch.

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Also Mr Null Ooperator, pls fix video uploads to the site, it was a herculean task just to upload these 5 clips, they kept loading to 100% then I would not have the insert button to make them appear in my post It's a miracle Jellojerk manages to archive podcasts in their entirety

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ian behaves exactly as if he's the weird kid that got invited to the party out of everyone's pity, and is extremely awkward and not having a good time at all! This video is from 6 years ago, it proves that not just recently he became a bitch.

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Starting to think Ian was always as socially awkward and autistic as he is now and we just didn't notice is because he was either around people way more funny then him who would talk for him or he was alone in his room where he wasn't interacting with other people so we didn't see it.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Another random ass bunch of tattoos from a social media famous tattooer.





Now these aren’t *bad tattoos* like Anissa’s back piece but of course like all of Ian and Anisa’s flash selections it’s just random shit to cover as much skin as possible with as little thought and taste as possible and no cohesion in placement or aesthetic. I hate the totem pole placement all in a stack on one limb, it looks so static.

 

[DumbDude43]

what looks worse? the tattoos or the crocs? i can't decide

 

[shadowwizard]

what looks worse? the tattoos or the crocs? i can't decide

The lack of calf muscles. The failure to squat 200lbs below parallel rears its head yet again