DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BallBuster II]

It seems like Dragon's Dogma 2 is getting trashed because everything is a microtransaction, from fast travel to revive stones. This should be good. We are going to be getting a lot of "fuck you Capcom" rants.

 

[Yung Dalph]

It seems like Dragon's Dogma 2 is getting trashed because everything is a microtransaction, from fast travel to revive stones. This should be good. We are going to be getting a lot of "fuck you Capcom" rants.

Nothing more obnoxious than a darksydephil soap box segment when he's right. This is going to be insufferable.

 

[BallBuster II]

Nothing more obnoxious than a darksydephil soap box segment when he's right. This is going to be insufferable.

He is the one who wasted money on the game. He is the one who has to play it. The fuck I care if he thinks he is right about something. I didn't waste $70 on a new game from a company that is now notorious for making everything a microtransaction. He did. And he did it knowingly. So if anything, it makes him a braindead consumer. Him thinking he is right about this situation is equal to him sticking his hand in a hornet's nest and then screaming "SEE! I told you I would get stung! What did I tell you!"

 

[marlintan]

He is the one who wasted money on the game. He is the one who has to play it. The fuck I care if he thinks he is right about something. I didn't waste $70 on a new game from a company that is now notorious for making everything a microtransaction. He did. And he did it knowingly. So if anything, it makes him a braindead consumer. Him thinking he is right about this situation is equal to him sticking his hand in a hornet's nest and then screaming "SEE! I told you I would get stung! What did I tell you!"

I can see DSP buying all of them?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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I can see DSP buying all of them?

And then blames his audience by proxy for not giving him money.

 

[Balr0g]

It seems like Dragon's Dogma 2 is getting trashed because everything is a microtransaction, from fast travel to revive stones. This should be good. We are going to be getting a lot of "fuck you Capcom" rants.

From what I read is that you can find the items in the game easy enough. You are not forced to pay for fast travel. Of course Phil will not read anything about that particular thing at all and just parrot "Game industry bad tip me to fast travel REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

It's going to be one of those "they will keep doing this because you idiots keep buying it" segments(he is an idiot that keeps buying them). Yeah he may be correct but just laugh at him anyways. It really gets to him that nobody takes him seriously because he's a lolcow. These situations that should be slam dunks for him end up giving us some good rants.

 

[BScCollateral]

and phil is surprised when refusing to help Astarion achieve this doesn't go over well.

Also Phil playing the "moral choice" in a game when he has usually played the most toxic routes ever is beyond peak comedy.

I wonder if psychologists are ever going to use "NPCs don't like me" as a diagnostic criteria. Even an unlikeable piece of shit like me knows how to get NPCs to give me a Positive reaction.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The microtransactions in DD2 thing is overblown, just like the microtransacions in DMC5 and Mega Man 11 were. Capcom making some shekels off people too lazy too actually play the game is all it is. Not even close to the predatory shit in the mobile games Phil drains his wallet into.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

And then blames his audience by proxy for not giving him money.

Guys….. I spent over $250 on this game because YOU asked me to fast travel every where

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

From what I read is that you can find the items in the game easy enough. You are not forced to pay for fast travel. Of course Phil will not read anything about that particular thing at all and just parrot "Game industry bad tip me to fast travel REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

You forgot the part where he LiMBs everyone who disagrees with his retarded take.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Sounds like it could go either way at the moment - play the entire thing and declare it to be amazing just to be a contrarian, or spend most of the first stream messing around trying to make himself in the character creator and quit from boredom a few days later.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Sounds like it could go either way at the moment - play the entire thing and declare it to be amazing just to be a contrarian, or spend most of the first stream messing around trying to make himself in the character creator and quit from boredom a few days later.

My guess is since it's not in "buhderry smoof" 60fps and is known to have some serious stuttering issues in the populated areas he'll go sausage mode when the framerate fails him on a crucial fight and he loses 20 minutes of walking time. The way they designed the game even on a brand new i9 the game is fucking all over the place with it's frame rate.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Sounds like it could go either way at the moment - play the entire thing and declare it to be amazing just to be a contrarian, or spend most of the first stream messing around trying to make himself in the character creator and quit from boredom a few days later.

And then bitch when he doesn't like it, and demands money to get the item to change the character.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Dashboards mean something now? Why is Phil like this?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Why is Phil like this?

Probably reliving the memories of John and when he was actually happy. Those gin tweets really hit Phil in the feel's when it's gin and Jasper.

 

[Fren]

Dashboards mean something now? Why is Phil like this?

Back in the day, he was a major dashboard pro player. He even got 4th place at the national dash board competition dood!

 

[Balr0g]

Probably reliving the memories of John and when he was actually happy. Those gin tweets really hit Phil in the feel's when it's gin and Jasper.

And still malding over the fact that John and Howard never responded to his drunken night tweets when they were still "friends"

Speaking of Rambo, this song from the Ch'king of the ring fits perfectly

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Nothing more obnoxious than a darksydephil soap box segment when he's right. This is going to be insufferable.

He shits on everything all the time. We're so used to him being wrong and him ignoring it that the one time he's right by pure chance he gloats

 

[hector85]

hes talking about him and his audience right?