Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[AshtonsMoobs]

I just want to say that I hate that Jake guy. King Dave for life.

I agree with you 100%

 

[David Brown]

Some of my favorite Warskiisms:
1. *Someone else says something he agrees with* Warski: "YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" (he didn't say it)
2. *They watch something horrible* *Warski starts clapping* "Negative clap by the way"

 

[Nate Higgers]

Some of my favorite Warskiisms:
1. *Someone else says something he agrees with* Warski: "YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" (he didn't say it)
2. *They watch something horrible* *Warski starts clapping* "Negative clap by the way"

Honorable mentions:

“HOL-EEE!”
“LOOK! A-ASHTON, LOOK!”
“This is just…beyond.”
“I’m now 420 days sober *clap clap clap*”
“Hi Liannaaaaaaa~”
“BY THE WAY…GUYS! G-g-go to Twitter RIGHT. NOW. and RE. TWEET. my|Ashton’s tweet!”
“UH-MAGINE. ASHTON. UH-MAGINE.“

 

[Funkmaster]

Honorable mentions:

“HOL-EEE!”
“LOOK! A-ASHTON, LOOK!”
“This is just…beyond.”
“I’m now 420 days sober *clap clap clap*”
“Hi Liannaaaaaaa~”
“BY THE WAY…GUYS! G-g-go to Twitter RIGHT. NOW. and RE. TWEET. my|Ashton’s tweet!”
“UH-MAGINE. ASHTON. UH-MAGINE.“

- "Mad love everyone, mad love!"
- "CASINO WHALESINO FOR 50 D-D-D-D-OLLARS!!"
- "Aaaashhhhh (gayest voice possible)
- "May I take a piss Ash?"
- "I went to the gym out today, my abs, biceps triceps..." (goes into entire workout schedule that totally happened)

 

[David Brown]

Honorable mentions:

“HOL-EEE!”
“LOOK! A-ASHTON, LOOK!”
“This is just…beyond.”
“I’m now 420 days sober *clap clap clap*”
“Hi Liannaaaaaaa~”
“BY THE WAY…GUYS! G-g-go to Twitter RIGHT. NOW. and RE. TWEET. my|Ashton’s tweet!”
“UH-MAGINE. ASHTON. UH-MAGINE.“

- "Mad love everyone, mad love!"
- "CASINO WHALESINO FOR 50 D-D-D-D-OLLARS!!"
- "Aaaashhhhh (gayest voice possible)
- "May I take a piss Ash?"
- "I went to the gym out today, my abs, biceps triceps..." (goes into entire workout schedule that totally happened)

I love this show. hahaha

 

[Balan Wonderworld]

I don't like watching Kino Kasino because every time Andy Warski goes "WAIT" or "WOOOAH" or "CHAT" I know he is about to go tell the most myopic, barely relevant story about his lame life as what he is about to say is some sort of life lesson. His stories aren't long, but he tells them so frequently and it is always to interrupt a clip after something funny happens. I don't want to listen to Andy Warski give a lolcow counseling, and I can see it coming a mile away when his is about to stop the show and Ashton to spout the most vapid, worthless shit; or to tell an unfunny joke. The funniest part about Warski's jokes is that Ashton will often just no-sell it or just go back to what he was saying.

 

[Nate Higgers]

and I can see it coming a mile away when his is about to stop the show and Ashton to spout the most vapid, worthless shit; or to tell an unfunny joke.

“Negative clap, b-b-by the way…”

 

[Aljam]

The gumroad content, in particularly the cuckada shit is really good if you wanna know how bad we have it up here. It's refreshing to say the least because the Canadian content creator is an endangered species

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

idk guys I never really had a problem with the casino. As white noise in the background while working it does its job. I don't even mind andy and his overuse of warskisms and the sound board. Perhaps my brain is just smooth enough that it doesn't bother me like a black person and their fire alarm battery noise

 

[GunnerHole]

- "Mad love everyone, mad love!"
- "CASINO WHALESINO FOR 50 D-D-D-D-OLLARS!!"
- "Aaaashhhhh (gayest voice possible)
- "May I take a piss Ash?"
- "I went to the gym out today, my abs, biceps triceps..." (goes into entire workout schedule that totally happened)

Don't forget classics like:
-"I love boxing, I'm never going to stop. I'm training for a fight right now" (hasn't stepped into the ring since Salt Papi gave him further brain damage)
-Pressing a completely irrelevant soundboard clip and giggling nonstop like a toddler
-Unprompted giggling like a toddler
-Unprompted screaming
-"This is the craziest thing I've seen legally" (Allusion to him viewing child porn with Ralph?)
-"Gonna put a B in your H" (I don't think he's said this since the Abortski arc)
-Getting angry at a $2 slot machine toy

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don't like watching Kino Kasino because every time Andy Warski goes "WAIT" or "WOOOAH" or "CHAT" I know he is about to go tell the most myopic, barely relevant story about his lame life as what he is about to say is some sort of life lesson. His stories aren't long, but he tells them so frequently and it is always to interrupt a clip after something funny happens. I don't want to listen to Andy Warski give a lolcow counseling, and I can see it coming a mile away when his is about to stop the show and Ashton to spout the most vapid, worthless shit; or to tell an unfunny joke. The funniest part about Warski's jokes is that Ashton will often just no-sell it or just go back to what he was saying.

The funniest thing about Tardski is how Randbot is forced to pretend that the Kino Casino is popular because of Warski because Rand hates PPP.

The gumroad content, in particularly the cuckada shit is really good if you wanna know how bad we have it up here. It's refreshing to say the least because the Canadian content creator is an endangered species

Is there a channel out there that posts the pirated Cuckada videos? I don't want to give Warski money

 

[Nate Higgers]

-Pressing a completely irrelevant soundboard clip and giggling nonstop like a toddler
-"This is the craziest thing I've seen legally" (Allusion to him viewing child porn with Ralph?)

“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIIILD PORN?!”

I’m not going to lie sometimes when he drops that one I laugh. Like 25% of the time if it’s context relevant.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Since people are talking about Warskisms, the biggest problem with the show is the donations.
Every time PPP has some good rant going on Warski interrupts it with "HALT THE SHOW. CASINO TOLERATOR GIFTED 5 SUBS"
Just do it like Metokur, separate the donations from the main show for fucks sake. The clip channel is the only watchable format.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

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[Twinkie]

Since people are talking about Warskisms, the biggest problem with the show is the donations.
Every time PPP has some good rant going on Warski interrupts it with "HALT THE SHOW. CASINO TOLERATOR GIFTED 5 SUBS"

This has been a vocal complaint from the debut of the show. Andy is too stupid to let Ashton cook and HAS to interrupt him. For sure this issue has been brought to Andy's attention. He either doesn't care or is actually incapable of correcting this behavior.

I don't think they need a completely separate dono segment, and in truth they might even get less donos if they do it like that. But if Andy could just not be a enormous retard and time his dono readings even a little better it'd be fine imo.

 

[Geekthulhu]

This has been a vocal complaint from the debut of the show. Andy is too stupid to let Ashton cook and HAS to interrupt him. For sure this issue has been brought to Andy's attention. He either doesn't care or is actually incapable of correcting this behavior.

I don't think they need a completely separate dono segment, and in truth they might even get less donos if they do it like that. But if Andy could just not be a enormous retard and time his dono readings even a little better it'd be fine imo.

My time working with him. I can tell you exactly why this happens... He doesn't want you showing him up on HIS show. That's it. It jealousy that YOU might be funny, interesting or insightful. You might actually entertain the audience and his completely non-existent self-esteem gets him upset that HE isn't the center of attention. Wonder if Ashton has run into Andy stealing his ideas and jokes to pass it off as his own on the show yet?

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

watching last night's episode, I can't believe the tipster lore that failure created him and is also fucking dead now, Donga got him

I know, that was crazy to hear. It was like a heart problem right? People having heart issues should prob lose weight and failure was looking thicc as of "aim aim aim" which is the last time i saw him.

 

[Mister Dongs]

When they lived together Andy shouted over Ashton's material less and the show drastically improved, probably out of fear that PPP might pin him on the ground and rape him again. Glad to see Warski learned nothing the second he moved out though.

 

[Weird Ages]

Honestly Andy can be really annoying at times but I find Tardsky moments really funny. Any time he showcases his room-temperature IQ and lack of self-awareness I can't help but laugh.
I think my all-time favorite Andy moment was:
PPP: "We don't do call-ins because they suck"
Andy: "A-and they interrupt the show"
Hearing that sentence from Andy fucking Pausesky just left me howling.

I also love how every time he tries to make a comparison his only frame of reference are videogames and capeshit movies. "W-whoa Ash, this is just like Silent Hill!".

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

My time working with him. I can tell you exactly why this happens... He doesn't want you showing him up on HIS show. That's it. It jealousy that YOU might be funny, interesting or insightful. You might actually entertain the audience and his completely non-existent self-esteem gets him upset that HE isn't the center of attention. Wonder if Ashton has run into Andy stealing his ideas and jokes to pass it off as his own on the show yet?

This is what I always assumed. He loves to interrupt PPP when he’s on a roll or being entertaining. It’s out of petty jealously.

He’s such an annoying twat that really adds nothing but retarded stuttered interjections that I’m mystified how he ever found any audience as a streamer. His first show was with JF? Was it just the amusement factor of obnoxious Pepe LePew and stuttering retard trying to talk politics?

If only Andy had been born 20 years earlier he could have been part of Howard Stern’s whack pack. Stern thought having a stutterer on radio was hilarious but ended up with John who was just a moron who faked a stutter. Andy is a moron with a real deal stutter.

(Also why doesn’t he get it fixed? Is it’s because it’s his only unique feature? It’s weird hearing a stutter in this day and age because they can usually fix them as long as there isn’t organic brain damage)