Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Tragon Dirtle]

>after my hysto I had baby fever pretty badly

That is straight up distressing.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

Jesus wept.

Spoiler: Horror

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Jesus wept.

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Spoiler: Horror

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If a woman has a medusa piercing she is certifiably mentally ill.

 

[pink cigarettes]

If a woman has a medusa piercing she is certifiably mentally ill.

Her flat jewelry makes it look like an enormous blackhead that turned into a terrible scabbed over thing. Right by a miserable looking mouth. Sexy amirite

 

[Kufungisisa]

Jesus wept.

Spoiler: Horror

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Hand on hip, such manly pose.

I'm not a body mod person. Is jewellery with two flat sides a thing or is she wearing the thing backwards?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Hand on hip, such manly pose.

I'm not a body mod person. Is jewellery with two flat sides a thing or is she wearing the thing backwards?

Yeah they make them with all kinds now, not just for the inside. Flat gems, flat metal, little half domes, you name it

 

[Otterly]

What does vers mean?

 

[Poonocchio]

What does vers mean?

"Switch". So will "top" or "bottom".

 

[Kufungisisa]

What does vers mean?

Versatile: You can either fuck or be fucked.

Opens up the hookup pool as most guys are bottoms looking for tops or vice versa.

 

[Otterly]

Thanks both, didn’t want to google that .
I wonder what their HIV and general STD rates are.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Thanks both, didn’t want to google that .
I wonder what their HIV and general STD rates are.

Parked between top (relatively low) and bottom (relatively high.) "Vers top" means you prefer to top but will bottom should the need arise. OFC since this individual lacks an actual penis, I have no clue how they intend to accomplish this.

 

[Poonocchio]

Parked between top (relatively low) and bottom (relatively high.) "Vers top" means you prefer to top but will bottom should the need arise. OFC since this individual lacks an actual penis, I have no clue how they intend to accomplish this.

I think the clue is in "looking for someone to treat my prosthetic like flesh" also known as let's play pretend.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I think the clue is in "looking for someone to treat my prosthetic like flesh" also known as let's play pretend.

When she gets her rot dog all bets are off, no more play pretend for xer!

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

This girl transitioned into Chad from Cold Ones

 

[Lady Bizness]

God how are these people vers switch top bottom NPC QRT anything, they're so ugly? If I was that gross looking I'd probably be asexual from depression.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

"Switch". So will "top" or "bottom".

Switch is a BDSM term, it means you switch between being dominant or submissive, it's not a synonym for vers.


Poon tax:

I'm not sure why Fat women think gay men are their target audience

 

[Poonocchio]

Switch is a BDSM term, it means you switch between being dominant or submissive, it's not a synonym for vers.


Poon tax:

I'm not sure why Fat women think gay men are their target audience
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Apologies for getting my degeneracies mixed up, thanks for the correction.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I think the clue is in "looking for someone to treat my prosthetic like flesh" also known as let's play pretend.

The good thing about this way of having sex is if you have a headache, you don't even have to be in the room.

"HONEY, ARE WE DONE?" "NEARLY. HANG ON YOU FELL IN THE JOHN."

 

[Richter Belmont]

This girl transitioned into Chad from Cold Ones
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Legit thought it was vaush lol

 

[scathefire]

Legit thought it was Vaush for sec lol

The only thing she needs are gross earlobe keloids that never stop growing.