Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He doesn't have rhabdomyalysis. Just being real here so he doesn't get any more ammunition from people being wrong. Much like how every picture of food looks like vomit and dogshit, every health issue is diagnosed by Kiwis as the absolute worst possible condition, no matter how unlikely. Rhabdomyalysis is a very rare and extremely debilitating and deadly disorder. He wouldn't be streaming. He'd be in the hospital. It's like how Nick and Ralph are often said to be at this huge risk of delirium tremens, which is a very rare condition that effects less than 5% of people going through alchohol withdrawal. Nick is obviously suffering a lack of sleep, nutrients, and water. He's got some kind of liver damage with his yellow splotches of skin. He's losing his hair. He looks like absolute shit. But that's how late stage alchoholics look. Theres no need to diagnose him with these over the top rare and quickly lethal diseases. He's gonna die fairly soon at this rate anyway.

 

[3MMA]

the trick of turning a single word into a sequence of ridiculous words even has a Greek name, it's called periphrasis. It can be artistic. Or in the proper way, it can be trolling.

That’s one of the best types of trolling. When the subject cannot immediately detect the slight, it makes trolling hearty like Dinty Moore Beef Stew. (Thanks for the “foreword vs forward” ‘tism, found it a helpful reminder. I totally forwarded ITT, though remember learning the proper form, way back when. The etymology is sound, fore, & despite being in front of my face, easy to miss. So thank you for the reminder. Don’t think I’ll forget it anytime soon.)

It's like a weird mating ritual, but between orbiters who both stream.

Like when five transformers combine to make one big transformer. RIP Nicks transformer which was stolen by that bitch kindergarten teacher, back on the mean streets of Texas, in the ghetto, where six year old niggerchilds do life in the pen, for simply sittin’ on the bus improperly. Stronger together & all that.

 

[AnOminous]

I will admit I engaged in a similar game with my friends. The literature professors loved the bloviating prose. We came up with a few challenges that we drew out of a hat:

- Make at least 5 mythological references from the same culture
- Use 5 original similes or metaphors
- Subtly mis-spell as many words as possible with close equivalents not caught by word processors (e.g. 'porpoise' for 'purpose')
- Have no word (excepting articles, conjunctions, and the like) be less than 3 syllables.
- Quote at least 3 song lyrics
- Use 'ironic' incorrectly
- Use 'literally' figuratively

I shouldn't be surprised that I didn't have the only group of friends to pull this. But we always tried to make them absolutely deadpan. The challenge was make it as absolutely retarded as possible and still get an A.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

I bet it's pretty safe to have Ty Beard on at this point. All the old fans that should hate him by this point are gone anyways,

So Nick can simply call Ty Beard a friend that he has on sometimes, and he will be believed. Why would they question his involvement with the Vic case when they don't even know about it?

Correct. I knew Ty would be back because:

A) Nick has no sense of shame.
B) Most of the people that would shame him can't be arsed to watch him anymore.

Ty Beard flaked.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Ty Beard flaked.

Just like in Vic's case.

 

[thebigdream]

He doesn't have rhabdomyalysis. Just being real here so he doesn't get any more ammunition from people being wrong. Much like how every picture of food looks like vomit and dogshit, every health issue is diagnosed by Kiwis as the absolute worst possible condition, no matter how unlikely. Rhabdomyalysis is a very rare and extremely debilitating and deadly disorder. He wouldn't be streaming. He'd be in the hospital. It's like how Nick and Ralph are often said to be at this huge risk of delirium tremens, which is a very rare condition that effects less than 5% of people going through alchohol withdrawal. Nick is obviously suffering a lack of sleep, nutrients, and water. He's got some kind of liver damage with his yellow splotches of skin. He's losing his hair. He looks like absolute shit. But that's how late stage alchoholics look. Theres no need to diagnose him with these over the top rare and quickly lethal diseases. He's gonna die fairly soon at this rate anyway.

You're right, sorry, we shouldn't misdiagnose him. Let's set the record straight: Nick has gay nigger AIDS.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Ty Beard flaked.

Are there any quotes in the Shart of War to celebrate this momentous occasion?

Maybe something like how a ralphamale don't scare and files shit on time, unlike pansy ass 'lawyers'.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Maybe they were blowing off steam over the Rumble negotiations and Kayla hit him upside the head with the green award block during a moment: "Smash that Like button, you worthless POS!"

I wish I was good at art edits, because I'd like to see this re-imagined based on that wojak meme of the guy throwing the Switch at his wife.

 

[AltisticRight]

That shit is nasty and you could easily wake up one morning with your kidneys basically shut down entirely and have to be on dialysis for life.

But it's not even that hot outside.

I'm confused about the whole anorexic alcoholic thing, if anyone could explain it. Doesn't drinking make you crave carbs? I don't drink much nowadays, but I distinctly remember my drinking days stuffing my face with pizza, bread, chips, gyros from the local hole-in-the-wall, anything I could get my hands on; and every time it would taste like the best food I ever had (it wasn't).

I don't understand how Nick can get as shitfaced as he does and just walk past his fridge.

Yes and no.
Evidently, you're a Scandinavian Incel prude who doesn't down a bottle of top shelf malt whisky in one sitting, enjoy a million carbs!

Anyway, drinking in moderation causes an increase in appetite. It's like downing a can of piss beer makes you want to consume that greasy bowl of slop.

Alcohol is an appetite suppressant. It's worthless in terms of nutrition but full of calories. It messes with your brain as well. This means of you drink heavily, you can go on extended periods without eating or even feeling hungry. That's why alcoholics are stick figures with horrible nutrition. We have an example right here.

Speaking of Kiwifags speculating about rare conditions associated with Balldo, I'll chime in and suggest the Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome.
- hallucinations (seeing cats in the ceiling)
- mental confusion
- stroking out
- slurring
- hypothermia, or Ballo likes to call it, a heat allergy
- eating disorders
Werbnickrekieta-Korsakoff syndrome can arise from alcohol abuse and the nutrient deficiency due to that.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

You're right, sorry, we shouldn't misdiagnose him. Let's set the record straight: Nick has gay nigger AIDS.

He actually is incredibly more likely to have contracted AIDS or HIV than to have rhabdomyalysis. He's a swinger who goes to nigger sex resorts and gay bars. Him having a gay disease would be the least surprising thing in Rekieta history.

 

[feral cat #6385]

You're right, sorry, we shouldn't misdiagnose him. Let's set the record straight: Nick has gay nigger AIDS.

From taking two NIGGER cocks in his asshole at the same time. That's right. Nick is such a faggot he needs to feel two NIGGER cocks thrusting in his asshole at the same time. And one in his mouth. Nick has had more NIGGERS inside him than Popeye's.

 

[Potatoherder]

YT did way better than Rumble at $72. Even if TY didn't leave him hanging i don't think he would have done well. Viewers were super low as well. Muted user, PierreManDrake, seems to be anti-trump and also didn't like jews much.

PierreManDrake

Kristi Noem just made a law saying she’ll prosecute you for criticizing Jews . THE REPUBLICANS ARE JEW WORSHIPPERS F THEM

2024-03-22 23:26:36 -0500 CDT

Nick Said 2 things, seems TY canceled at the last moment.

RekietaLaw

"TY CANCELED LAST MINUTE, SORRY SCRAMBLING"

2024-03-22 22:20:35 -0500 CDT

Not a bad idea but need would be so late to the game now.

CupcakeOhDoomz

"Nick you should look into what the Hails. Vices, medium smart Megan Fox, and TUG are covering it. But it would be hilarious to see you rant on a full blown tyrant judge."

$5

2024-03-22 23:07:29 -0500 CDT

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Peak Viewers: 4411
Peaked time: 2024-03-23 00:20:14.397310706 -0500 CDT m=+10758.326067079
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Chat Messages: 865 ( 165 unique users )
Muted: 1
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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[Captain Manning]

Ty Beard flaked.

For now. He'll still have him on again. Count on it.

The previous night I think he said his planned guests for the month of April were Ty, Gosney, and Branca.

 

[daffodils]

Ty Beard Joins to Discuss Texas Border Fiasco, Kotaku Seppuku, Dune 2, and Plenty More

Ty bailed at the last minute. Nick will have to do a shorter show because he hasn't prepared many topics. He's hopped up, quickly launches into one of his interminable comedy routines (curling and Scandinavians). His yellow spot seems less visible. The regular-sized whiskey glass is back. He forgets the Rumble switch and late night house patrol.

13m30s Fani Willis decision
19m10s health related superchat; Nick never overdosed on anything
20m50s Locals member Niggerfaggot is happy because he got his record expunged
24m Amicus brief reading
27m15s Candace Owens
36m40s "There's good lawyers, and there's good comedians... those are mutually exclusive"
40m Warski looks like Charles Manson
50m Rittenhouse incident, BLM is the worst socialist group to try to run from (because black)
1h30m The story of the Trojan horse doesn't make any sense
1h41m "Do you guys have ever seen Dracula 2000... where was I going with this... that guy was pretty as fuck"

Too bad this ended early, a few more shots and it could have turned into a disaster stream.

 

[Maude Snew]

I clearly recall Gosney talking about the book before Nick really went downhill. It may not have been written and finished in 2022, but Nick was approached and aske to write something for it in the middle to third quarter of 2022.

"Quote forthcoming" - Nick Rekieta.

You're right, sorry, we shouldn't misdiagnose him. Let's set the record straight: Nick has gay nigger AIDS.

He got Ligma from the Balldo.

Nick will have to do a shorter show because he hasn't prepared many topics.

Oh please, the only preparation Nick does is Preparation H.

36m40s "There's good lawyers, and there's good comedians... those are mutually exclusive"

He's neither.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Why hasn't Ty killed himself or been shot to death by Vic Lavatory?

 

[Captain Manning]

He's hopped up, quickly launches into one of his interminable comedy routines (curling and Scandinavians).

What, no Stephen Hawking? He's slipping.

36m40s "There's good lawyers, and there's good comedians... those are mutually exclusive"

Whereas being bad at both is entirely feasible. Nick is living proof. Nick is a shitty non-practicing lawyer and a shitty comedian.

40m Warski looks like Charles Manson

I don't know if Nick really wants to get into a pissing match over how people look.

Actually, nevermind. He's a drunken retard, so he probably does.

1h30m The story of the Trojan horse doesn't make any sense

Oh, I can't wait for @elb to clip this. I'm sure it's just as stupid as it sounds.

1h41m "Do you guys have ever seen Dracula 2000... where was I going with this... that guy was pretty as fuck"

He's totally not gay though.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Someone on Sean's stream said Nicky was banning people in Rumble. Any info on that?

 

[Potatoherder]

Someone on Sean's stream said Nicky was banning people in Rumble. Any info on that?

DrCoffinNails

"banning people? pretty gay, Nick."

2024-03-23 00:06:23 -0500 CDT

I assume they are are referencing PierreManDrake but he was being a mega sperg. The raw log shows no 'ban' messages. So either they don't broadcast them or no actual bans happened. No messages were deleted.

 

[3MMA]

Speaking of Kiwifags speculating about rare conditions associated with Balldo, I'll chime in and suggest the Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome.
- hallucinations (seeing cats in the ceiling)
- mental confusion
- stroking out
- slurring
- hypothermia, or Ballo likes to call it, a heat allergy
- eating disorders
Werbnickrekieta-Korsakoff syndrome can arise from alcohol abuse and the nutrient deficiency due to that.

-Sassily Eating A Single Dorito At You Syndrome, too. He’s long since passed the bar of clinically significant disorders with his SEASDAYSism.

that guy was pretty