Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Garth]

Goodness, he looks even worse than Paul Harrell, a 56yo man with Stage 4 cancer.

whats happening to paul is so fucking tragic
it makes me extremely sad, he was one of the absolute best gun youtubers around

Cuckeita being juxtaposed against Paul Harrell is a grim reminder that life is strange and often completely unfair.

 

[Space Pope]

It was about November that Gosney announced his hiatus

A quick look through his Twitter and his YouTube and Rumble channels, his hiatus seems to be over. He's been streaming regularly about his sex toy killer book, music and law. He's also showing up on panels such as with someone named The Expert who happens to have an interesting intro for his Friday night streams that sometimes include Gosney.

You might have recognized the star of that intro. Gosney must be well aware of Nick's antics.

I still say that "sex toy killer" legal romance novel is weird though.

Incel Prude. Typical Karen Farmer.

He has such an eclectic assortment of books... reasoned debate on the death penalty, smut, and children's books about one eyed dogs.

 

[3MMA]

One of the best was to never say a simple word when you could turn it into five ridiculous words. Like calling the Sun "the blazing orb of day" or a computer a "juggernaut of circuitry."

Very postmodern without trying to be, sounds like a fun game. What’s funny is that PoMo academics love to dance around a clear word for a thing using frivolous foofery as a matter of pride & course. I couldn’t believe Balldo copped to pulling a college freshman, night before it’s due, essay treatment, & then presented it as if it was some thoughtful forward for a colleagues book. The cherry on top was that he admitted that he was only reading his forward aloud to his (dwindling) audience so they’d believe he actually finished a project.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I admit I've only seen Gosney on anyone's stream a couple of times but those times he annoyed the piss out of me.

I first really paid attention to Gosney when this clip came out where he was telling people about Nick's homosexual behavior around him when they were drinking in Vegas and also apologizing on behalf of white men for inexplicably becoming gay when they get drunk:

As we know, Nick wrote the forward. Megan Fox was quoted on the back of the book for promotional purposes:



This is the same Megan Fox who is very happy that her husband has been buying her more revealing clothing so she can show off her body to anyone anywhere (including viewers on the Internet). Here is Megan saying that she's "not dead yet" and they are "just boobs". Now, where have we heard these copes before...

It was definitely published before 2023 and thr mask off bu at least a few months. The drinking streams were beginning to be a thing, but nothing totally strange.

Nick's forward wasn't written until sometime in March 2023 (click on the post below to go to the link where a clip is included). This would mean that if it was published with Nick's forward in it, then it happened in/around March 2023.

Nick apparently waited until the night before Gosney needed his forward before he even started writing it, but it's totally ok though. That's Nick's process. He "writes it all in his head" first. Gosney apparently got antsy enough about him not having it that he even tried to come up with alternative options just so he could get something. I left out the forward itself because it was boring as shit.

Spoiler: Gosney's Book

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With the way these lawtubers are, Steve Gosney's Death Penalty Desires book is unsurprising.

They are all similar birds of a similar aging and sexually agitated feather hooked on copium for their shortcomings. "Good people who just want to have fun because they aren't dead", "Not a perfect Christian, but trying their 'best'", "lovable degenerates", and so on.

Recommend interested parties keep this in mind when going forward (and looking backward) when it comes to assessing their character. They aren't the absolute worst people in the world, but that's how/why the grift works: they aren't the WORST, so cut them a little slack. Cutting slack translates to goodwill, and a grifter's currency has always been goodwill. Enough goodwill to send them superchats, buy their book, etc...

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

I'm confused about the whole anorexic alcoholic thing, if anyone could explain it. Doesn't drinking make you crave carbs? I don't drink much nowadays, but I distinctly remember my drinking days stuffing my face with pizza, bread, chips, gyros from the local hole-in-the-wall, anything I could get my hands on; and every time it would taste like the best food I ever had (it wasn't).

I don't understand how Nick can get as shitfaced as he does and just walk past his fridge.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's forward wasn't written until sometime in March 2023

Okay, well now I'm confused again.

If you and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could come to an agreement, that would be oh so nice. Lol.

If Gosney got that foreward in March of 2023, and included it in the book then, he's a fuckin' idiot. I hope his Christian lifestyle book makes a million dollars. Nick was full on mask off degeneracy by that point.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Okay, well now I'm confused again.

If you and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could come to an agreement, that would be oh so nice. Lol.

If Gosney got that forward in March of 2023, and included it in the book then, he's a fuckin' idiot. I hope his Christian lifestyle book makes a million dollars. Nick was full on mask off degeneracy by that point.

Copyright on the book is 2023.
Source: I bought one out of curiosity. It is currently gathering dust.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Okay, well now I'm confused again.

If you and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could come to an agreement, that would be oh so nice. Lol.

If Gosney got that forward in March of 2023, and included it in the book then, he's a fuckin' idiot. I hope his Christian lifestyle book makes a million dollars. Nick was full on mask off degeneracy by that point.

The stream is dated March 10 2023 and he mentions writing it "last night" at 31:10 (link).

Steve Gosney isn't an idiot in the sense that he is ignorant in this case. Nick had thoroughly outed himself as a degenerate hedonist who wants to try it all before he reaches age 55 during his mid/late December 2022 shows.

Steve Gosney, a professing Christian, knew as well as anyone in Nick's circle (especially by that point) what kind of "Christian" Nick is. Steve just wanted Nick's name because he thought it was still worth something at that point, which is why he wouldn't care if Nick mentioned Christianity at all in the forward. The man is selling a product, which also includes stories of lust and law in addition to a guide for Christian wellbeing.

So, a grifter gets another grifter to vouch for their grift and reach a wider audience. This is why he got Megan Fox of all people to vouch for his book. Same team mindset wherein they can compound their social currency with each other through exposure and sharing their audiences within their own circle. Incestuous, but it can still be somewhat effective.

 

[Neetorino]

I'm sure that Gosney talked about it on his stream whenever he got it (or Nick being late at least), but that requires going through all his old streams from that time period. Regardless I think it's a lot harder to give Gosney crap because he had an actual working relationship/friendship with nick; we all would cope about someone we were friendly with not being as bad as people say because we're too close to see the big picture. I give Steve the benefit of the doubt for the foreword. Him coming back is something else, although I have a sneaking suspicion that Gosney was getting interested in The Lifestyle that Nick was starting to indulge in.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

This sounds all sorts of awful.

Spoiler: My favourite piece of Dune media.

 

[AnOminous]

Once Nicky has fully transitioned into his ideal, apex skelly form he will be immune to rhabdo, no muscle mass = no proteins to break down and be released into his blood.

If he has rhabdo, it's because he's deliberately breaking his muscle mass down to turn into a skelly, because he's a faggot who wants to have no muscles at all. He thinks he can turn into some fag twink at his age.

Very postmodern without trying to be, sounds like a fun game.

Yeah, the trick of turning a single word into a sequence of ridiculous words even has a Greek name, it's called periphrasis. It can be artistic. Or in the proper way, it can be trolling. Throwing random idiotic obscure words into it was also a trick. It's like throwing rare words into something raises your IQ or something. Another fun trick: just citing things you completely made up. They didn't check back then.

 

[Retink Retunk]

This sounds all sorts of awful.
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Spoiler: My favourite piece of Dune media.

He put a liquor bottle in the opening of the popcorn bucket, didn't he?

 

[AnOminous]

As we know, Nick wrote the forward.

I hate to pick on you specifically, because people have been doing this over and over again, but what the fucking fuck. It is a FOREWORD not a FORWARD. It's RIGHT THERE ON THE GIF of the book cover that was originally posted.

Sorry, tism fit over.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This sounds all sorts of awful.
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I bet it's pretty safe to have Ty Beard on at this point. All the old fans that should hate him by this point are gone anyways,

So Nick can simply call Ty Beard a friend that he has on sometimes, and he will be believed. Why would they question his involvement with the Vic case when they don't even know about it?

 

[ChromaQuack]

I bet it's pretty safe to have Ty Beard on at this point. All the old fans that should hate him by this point are gone anyways,

So Nick can simply call Ty Beard a friend that he has on sometimes, and he will be believed. Why would they question his involvement with the Vic case when they don't even know about it?

You're not wrong, however I could see a situation arise where word spreads that he'll be on and the chat turns into an utter shitfest, as it should.

You have to remember that up until somewhat recently (and maybe it continued, I haven't checked) the comments on his VODs were actively ripping him to shreds and laughing at his drinking habits..

 

[Captain Manning]

Steve Gosney isn't an idiot in the sense that he is ignorant in this case. Nick had thoroughly outed himself as a degenerate hedonist who wants to try it all before he reaches age 55 during his mid/late December 2022 shows.

Steve just wanted Nick's name because he thought it was still worth something at that point, which is why he wouldn't care if Nick mentioned Christianity at all in the forward.

Nick's name is a punchline now. I think it' a dumb decision to include his name on the book if hurts sales. Presumably, the target demographic is actual Christians.

Reasonable people can disagree though.

I bet it's pretty safe to have Ty Beard on at this point. All the old fans that should hate him by this point are gone anyways,

Correct. I knew Ty would be back because:

A) Nick has no sense of shame.
B) Most of the people that would shame him can't be arsed to watch him anymore.

You're not wrong, however I could see a situation arise where word spreads that he'll be on and the chat turns into an utter shitfest, as it should.

I would imagine CGoody will be ready with the banhammer.

Unless he's too high to know what the fuck is going on. Which is a distinct possibility. I think I've seen caps of him announcing he's high as a kite in chat.

Truth be told, I only half blame him . I could see how somebody might feel they need the assistance of substances to get through a Rekieta stream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

When I had a comp lit course in college, I had a couple friends from the same dorm in it and we would have an occasional challenge where the night before an essay was due, we'd get totally plastered and the idea was to write the shittiest, dumbest essay that could get an A. Then we'd swap with each other and woe unto you if you pussied out and didn't hand it in. They all got As.

Also sometimes we'd collaborate to make them even worse. One of the best was to never say a simple word when you could turn it into five ridiculous words. Like calling the Sun "the blazing orb of day" or a computer a "juggernaut of circuitry."

Very postmodern without trying to be, sounds like a fun game. What’s funny is that PoMo academics love to dance around a clear word for a thing using frivolous foofery as a matter of pride & course. I couldn’t believe Balldo copped to pulling a college freshman, night before it’s due, essay treatment, & then presented it as if it was some thoughtful forward for a colleagues book. The cherry on top was that he admitted that he was only reading his forward aloud to his (dwindling) audience so they’d believe he actually finished a project.

I will admit I engaged in a similar game with my friends. The literature professors loved the bloviating prose. We came up with a few challenges that we drew out of a hat:

- Make at least 5 mythological references from the same culture
- Use 5 original similes or metaphors
- Subtly mis-spell as many words as possible with close equivalents not caught by word processors (e.g. 'porpoise' for 'purpose')
- Have no word (excepting articles, conjunctions, and the like) be less than 3 syllables.
- Quote at least 3 song lyrics
- Use 'ironic' incorrectly
- Use 'literally' figuratively

Among others...

Okay, well now I'm confused again.

If you and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could come to an agreement, that would be oh so nice. Lol.

If Gosney got that foreward in March of 2023, and included it in the book then, he's a fuckin' idiot. I hope his Christian lifestyle book makes a million dollars. Nick was full on mask off degeneracy by that point.

The stream is dated March 10 2023 and he mentions writing it "last night" at 31:10 (link).

Steve Gosney isn't an idiot in the sense that he is ignorant in this case. Nick had thoroughly outed himself as a degenerate hedonist who wants to try it all before he reaches age 55 during his mid/late December 2022 shows.

Steve Gosney, a professing Christian, knew as well as anyone in Nick's circle (especially by that point) what kind of "Christian" Nick is. Steve just wanted Nick's name because he thought it was still worth something at that point, which is why he wouldn't care if Nick mentioned Christianity at all in the forward. The man is selling a product, which also includes stories of lust and law in addition to a guide for Christian wellbeing.

So, a grifter gets another grifter to vouch for their grift and reach a wider audience. This is why he got Megan Fox of all people to vouch for his book. Same team mindset wherein they can compound their social currency with each other through exposure and sharing their audiences within their own circle. Incestuous, but it can still be somewhat effective.

I think we are on the same page. I believe what this amounts to is that Nick strung Gosney along for the foreword for what amounted to the netter part of a year.

I clearly recall Gosney talking about the book before Nick really went downhill. It may not have been written and finished in 2022, but Nick was approached and aske to write something for it in the middle to third quarter of 2022.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I could see how somebody might feel they need the assistance of substances to get through a Rekieta stream.

Plus I imagine there's a great deal of shame that comes from being strung along and humiliated by a gross old man named Dan, who most certainly has really embarrassing pictures and messages from him saved in his "personal collection" from over the past 20 years.

If he ain't a drunk or a coke snorter I'd be amazed.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'm confused about the whole anorexic alcoholic thing, if anyone could explain it. Doesn't drinking make you crave carbs? I don't drink much nowadays, but I distinctly remember my drinking days stuffing my face with pizza, bread, chips, gyros from the local hole-in-the-wall, anything I could get my hands on; and every time it would taste like the best food I ever had (it wasn't).

I don't understand how Nick can get as shitfaced as he does and just walk past his fridge.

If you drink enough (like half a bottle worth of liquor or more in a few hours i.e. Rekieta-tier drinking or close to it), you won't be hungry because you'll be too drunk to remember the need to eat. This goes double if you've been drinking caffeine too, and I know Nick used to drink bottled tea on his streams and I suspect nowadays he's using stimulants far stronger than caffeine.

I think I crave carbs more when I drink now that I haven't in many years drank half a bottle worth of liquor or more in a few hours. Or maybe I realized that eating a snack every now and then while drinking is a very good thing and improves the experience and especially the hours after.

 

[Chibitzen]

WHAT!? Are they in a domestic? Does this explain the bruising? Or are they so tweaked up that they are doing BDSM shite?

Maybe they were blowing off steam over the Rumble negotiations and Kayla hit him upside the head with the green award block during a moment: "Smash that Like button, you worthless POS!" Treating him like one of his viewers would be a form of punishment, indeed.

They are all similar birds of a similar aging and sexually agitated feather hooked on copium for their shortcomings. "Good people who just want to have fun because they aren't dead", "Not a perfect Christian, but trying their 'best'", "lovable degenerates", and so on.

Recommend interested parties keep this in mind when going forward (and looking backward) when it comes to assessing their character. They aren't the absolute worst people in the world, but that's how/why the grift works: they aren't the WORST, so cut them a little slack. Cutting slack translates to goodwill, and a grifter's currency has always been goodwill. Enough goodwill to send them superchats, buy their book, etc...

Agreed. Remember, he also pledged his undying loyalty directly to him on stream because of all that Nick had done for him. It was some of the worst groveling I'd ever seen from a middle aged man and I will never forget it. I took that to mean his values wouldn't be a serious deterrent to repaying his debts to his good friend, Nick. Nothing to see there, just your typical creepy, incestuous Youtuber behavior on full display making a suicide pact live in front of a captive audience. It's like a weird mating ritual, but between orbiters who both stream.