Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Slightly Racist Cowboy]

Nick looking very healthy as usual. No wonder everyone in the clubs are all over him.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If anyone wants to take one for the team, and dox themselves to Drex, we could see inside of that Discord. That's the problem, though. Understandably, no one wants to do it. I'm fully convinced he has, at best, legally questionable things in there, and if he's ever caught, he could just get everyone else in there in trouble as well because he has all their personal information.

You know who's perfect for this job? MANdy.

Maybe if MANdy gets the job done we can help reconvince nick that it's a woman?

1h11m: Nick returns from the midstream mystery break with a bleeding nose, says his wife headbutted him in her sleep

Finding hard to believe that someone in her sleep would be able to headbutt someone hard enough to cause a nosebleed? Or does nick just bleed easily? Like an AIDS patient?

 

[Potatoherder]

YT did a bit better at $134 but basically an average night. One muted user, GenZgayboy, he was just an anti-trump troll. Rants seem super boring and Nick said nothing.

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[Maude Snew]

Watch him wish his own LOCALS a million dollars.

Should sign up then just in case he does, bet five to make a million like everybody else he seethes at consistently does.

like Tomlinson had his Airbnb for a long time without anyone realizing?

I would not want to stay at Nick's Balldos 'n Bulls that sounds like a terrible time.

Finding hard to believe that someone in her sleep would be able to headbutt someone hard enough to cause a nosebleed? Or does nick just bleed easily? Like an AIDS patient?

You incel prude, his wife is a certain white powder, arranged neatly in a line on a mirror. Someone pay attention to his fingernails.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did you use a Quija board before sending off this ill-advised summon? She won't notice you through normal means otherwise and it required untypical amounts of Kiwi moon energy the last time that crazy was invoked. Thankfully the banhammer unsummoned that shit.

It would take literal witchcraft to get me to sit through a Rekieta show these days, so its only fitting.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu and everyone else involved must be working with the Power of the Holy Spirit to get it done and what their sacrifice means can't understated here. I wouldn't take on such a burden, even if heaven promised me unlimited bags of Doritos in exchange for such honest research. God speed, literally. May your chips always retain their perfect divine shape and not become actual sawdust at least halfway through the bag.

It has been more organising and preparation for the OP than watching recently. I will eventually have to do another round of clip-hunting and editing, but for now my responsibilities are minimal.

I have been bored enough to scroll through LOCALS on the app, and see that sometimes the numbers of posts are only in the hundreds. Very manageable to read, indeed. With the kvetching that was happening before this stream in LOCALS, I saw Nick peak at 50-60 LOCALS viewers in chat. There might be something funny there so I will scroll through it later.

SCOTUS Amicus Briefs in Trump Immunity Case, Social Media Boomers, More Insurrections

As a start, 'thank-you' for sitting through this.
https://rumble.com/v4kqqlc-scotus-a...ity-case-social-media-boomers-more-insur.html

Internet went out yesterday, "we're not gonna sit there and belabor it"; Locals stuff coming, "but we'll make it happen rather than talk about it happening".

Don't ask questions.

Yellow bruise in full effect.

I still don't know what this is for sure...

9m07s: Nick on finding a good lawyer:"If you get [a recommendation] from an idiot, don't follow it."

Like an estate lawyer for defamation? Just asking...

15m45s: "Not drinking tonight except for toasts."
17m20s: Riveting amicus brief reading commences
1h11m: Nick returns from the midstream mystery break with a bleeding nose, says his wife headbutted him in her sleep

WHAT!? Are they in a domestic? Does this explain the bruising? Or are they so tweaked up that they are doing BDSM shite?

1h14m: Social media topic; reads article and smugly responds to every goddamn line
1h34m: Whiskey glass in hand, no drinking except for toasts is apparently canceled

We need someone to pick up the bit of sloshing liquid in a glass to taunt Nick, a la Metokour's pill bottle rattle for Ralph.

(Seriously, Nick. Get help.)

1h35m15s: Nick's neighbor "used to narc [him] out" for staying up too late

Another riveting recollection from the formative years of Balldo. What was he doing, I wonder? Playing loud music, gooning, or leaving his lights on full blast and shining into their window?

When I stayed up late, I blacked out my windows and door, stuffing the cracks so my parents did not notice. Of course, the extra utility bill and falling asleep in the middle of the day eventually outed me.

1h38m: Nick on adolescents adopting "hustle culture": "It's the smart thing to do."; "You can make a living with 10,000 followers."
1h44m: yet another article about social media; Nick attacks Jonathan Haidt
1h45m30s: Nick explains mental illness
2h13m: sneak peek of yet another exciting amicus brief we're gonna read tomorrow
2h19m: Upcoming: Ty Beard; Gazi(?) and Branca in April

Probably Steven Gosney.

 

[daffodils]

Finding hard to believe that someone in her sleep would be able to headbutt someone hard enough to cause a nosebleed?

WHAT!? Are they in a domestic?

I didn't put it very clearly. His story is this: He walks into to the room, Star Wars is playing on the TV, his wife is "out". He leans over her to give her a kiss, startles her out of whatever state "out" is (sleep/fascination with Star Wars/drug-induced stupor), and gets hit in the face by her head.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

"but we'll make it happen rather than talk about it happening".

This makes no sense. You're talking about something that didn't happen.

9m07s: Nick on finding a good lawyer:"If you get [a recommendation] from an idiot, don't follow it."

Everyone is an idiot to Nick when they give him advice in a faggoty way.

1h11m: Nick returns from the midstream mystery break with a bleeding nose, says his wife headbutted him in her sleep

Checking to make sure she was still breathing in her sleep? I know you said he was leaning to give her a kiss, but the breath check makes more sense.

15m45s: "Not drinking tonight except for toasts."

I doubt it.

1h34m: Whiskey glass in hand, no drinking except for toasts is apparently canceled

I knew it.

Gazi(?)

I assume he means Gosney. Gosney is actually a quality lawyer.

 

[Harm]

Nick looking very healthy as usual. No wonder everyone in the clubs are all over him.

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That Crypt-Keeper rizz will really clean up at Gay '90s. He can sing the theme from the Addams Family and explain the reference to everybody under the age of 50.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

9m07s: Nick on finding a good lawyer:"If you get [a recommendation] from an idiot, don't follow it."

Yeah, Vic Mignogna learned that lesson the hard way.

 

[Spergichu]

I didn't put it very clearly. His story is this: He walks into to the room, Star Wars is playing on the TV, his wife is "out". He leans over her to give her a kiss, startles her out of whatever state "out" is (sleep/fascination with Star Wars/drug-induced stupor), and gets hit in the face by her head.

TL: Jamal got a little spooked when Nick barged into the sex dungeon, offering him a balldo on a silver platter while he was balls deep in the goblin wife, and clocked him.

 

[waffle]

When I stayed up late, I blacked out my windows and door, stuffing the cracks so my parents did not notice. Of course, the extra utility bill and falling asleep in the middle of the day eventually outed me.

Bro the best part of the internet is seeing weird snipits from other places(Africa?). In the US electricity is so cheap that noticing the difference from a couple light bulbs and a video game a couple extra hours is basically impossible. Our power bills here are almost entirely the air-conditioner and the refrigerator.

Do they do like time of day based rates so there was a noticeable surge in late-night usage? They're trying to start that shit here and I can't stand it. Trying to get you to get a "smart thermostat" so they can adjust your setpoint in the middle if the day and make you come Home to a hot house and pissed off dogs.

 

[feral cat #6385]

9m07s: Nick on finding a good lawyer:"If you get [a recommendation] from an idiot, don't follow it."

Too bad nobody gave Vic that advice.

Finding hard to believe that someone in her sleep would be able to headbutt someone hard enough to cause a nosebleed? Or does nick just bleed easily? Like an AIDS patient?

Cocaine.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I didn't put it very clearly. His story is this: He walks into to the room, Star Wars is playing on the TV, his wife is "out". He leans over her to give her a kiss, startles her out of whatever state "out" is (sleep/fascination with Star Wars/drug-induced stupor), and gets hit in the face by her head.

There was just discussion here about taxes and then our wife lowtaxes Nick in the face. There are no coincidences

 

[Neetorino]

Finding hard to believe that someone in her sleep would be able to headbutt someone hard enough to cause a nosebleed? Or does nick just bleed easily? Like an AIDS patient?

I'll be incredibly generous to Nick and say that, if he's not lying, I believe him. Anecdotally I'm more likely to get nosebleeds during the dry months and the slightest bump can sometimes cause one.

Although, in Fanfic Farms fashion, I feel like he's lying and it was a different kind of bump that caused his nose to bleed.

 

[elb]

Someone pay attention to his fingernails.

Stop it gross you’re grounded

I'm thinking that he is deliberately trying to avoid saying anything clippable.

Same

9m07s: Nick on finding a good lawyer:"If you get [a recommendation] from an idiot, don't follow it."

1h11m: Nick returns from the midstream mystery break with a bleeding nose, says his wife headbutted him in her sleep

1h45m30s: Nick explains mental illness

 

[DumbDude43]

Finding hard to believe that someone in her sleep would be able to headbutt someone hard enough to cause a nosebleed? Or does nick just bleed easily? Like an AIDS patient?

sniffing a certain white powder up the nose has been known to make users prone to nosebleeds

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm thinking that he is deliberately trying to avoid saying anything clippable.

Please, Nick, tell us that you've really changed for the better. Then you really will be exactly like Ron Toye.

 

[ChromaQuack]

1h11m: Nick returns from the midstream mystery break with a bleeding nose, says his wife headbutted him in her sleep

We all know if she headbutted him she'd be dead from the trauma smashing into that giant SCHNOZ would cause.

More than likely Nick went offscreen to have some nice and relaxing 'boxed wine', he's really been getting into the Franzia lately.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bro the best part of the internet is seeing weird snipits from other places(Africa?). In the US electricity is so cheap that noticing the difference from a couple light bulbs and a video game a couple extra hours is basically impossible. Our power bills here are almost entirely the air-conditioner and the refrigerator.

Do they do like time of day based rates so there was a noticeable surge in late-night usage? They're trying to start that shit here and I can't stand it. Trying to get you to get a "smart thermostat" so they can adjust your setpoint in the middle if the day and make you come Home to a hot house and pissed off dogs.

Spoiler: Getting busted by the parental authorities

It was the dial-up internet access bill, mainly. We had a pay-go arrangement because paying for 'unlimited' would encourage me to spend 'all day on the computer', they thought. They thought computers were a fad. Lol!

They claimed the electricity bill went up too, but thinking back on it now, I might have been duped. I had to work off the extra billing, but I never did see a charge.

Please, Nick, tell us that you've really changed for the better. Then you really will be exactly like Ron Toye.

Has he -put in the work' though? At least he has all those help books Ron thoughtfully provided on EQ and self-improvement.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh good, can't wait for the moral grand-standing.

So now this fag is defending social media, among the most malignant of the cancers civilization (or at least the First World) is currently facing. What an utter choad. The boomers are right.