Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%
  • Total voters
    303
genericwhitemale said:
Nick "Ball'do" Rekieta of House LawTube
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"May thy balldo chip and shatter!"
AnOminous said:
Kill yourself Nick.
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He's working on it. It's the only thing he's even remotely successful at in life currently.
Formica Sample said:
Turns out, no. Unfortunately, Chrissie's dad confronted her, saying, "I didn't raise no horse-faced whore of a daughter!" Then he held up a mirror. Hearing a voice of reason and being unable to deny she's a goofy looking old hypocrite, she pulled out a pistol to end things. Her father attempted to wrestle the pistol from her because like all fathers, even though she was a terrible disappointment he still didn't want to see her harmed. He died in the scuffle.*
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*-I admittedly know very little about her so this joke may whiff hard.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
Nick is terminally online, and lacks the ability to keep everything locked in a vault like Drex.

He may be boring right now, but that won't last. His core problems that cause his lolcow-dom he refuses to fix, so there will be more.

That said, I think his LOTY days are over. Unless we get some other shocking revelation, like he's not truly married, he troons out, he actually goes full gay, etc, I think there's no way he wins again. That's fine though, he had his victory.
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If an attention whoring idiot like Drexel locked everything down, it makes me wonder what he did that he's so fucking worried about. He's obviously a groomer, but I'm just going to come out and say it. He molested that girl when she was still underaged, and considering his swinging partner went to prison for a sex crime, he's terrified that the same thing will happen to him. Granted him not being plastered 24/7 like Nick helps his nigger self control stay in check.
 
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Guyspleasedontfight said:
If an attention whoring idiot like Drexel locked everything down, it makes me wonder what he did that he's so fucking worried about. He's obviously a groomer, but I'm just going to come out and say it. He molested that girl when she was still underaged, and considering his swinging partner went to prison for a sex crime, he's terrified that the same thing will happen to him. Granted him not being plastered 24/7 like Nick helps his nigger self control stay in check.
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If anyone wants to take one for the team, and dox themselves to Drex, we could see inside of that Discord. That's the problem, though. Understandably, no one wants to do it. I'm fully convinced he has, at best, legally questionable things in there, and if he's ever caught, he could just get everyone else in there in trouble as well because he has all their personal information.
 
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Oh good, can't wait for the moral grand-standing.
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Sharpeteer said:
If anyone wants to take one for the team, and dox themselves to Drex, we could see inside of that Discord. That's the problem, though. Understandably, no one wants to do it. I'm fully convinced he has, at best, legally questionable things in there, and if he's ever caught, he could just get everyone else in there in trouble as well because he has all their personal information.
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What else can be in this disgusting nigger's groomer discord?
- creepshots of women
- several clocks configured to send notifications at dates coinciding with Balldo's children's 18th
- channel for feet photos
- channel for ugly whores to share their depraved selfies
- roles for said whores if they have children and clocks that ring when the kid turns 18
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
Too bad Cynthia couldn't contain her crazy. We have no one who can sit through his shows so we don't have to.
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Cynthia...I admit it...I am Kalea. I always have been. With this admission, please, return, summarize the balldo that you know so well!
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Did you use a Quija board before sending off this ill-advised summon? She won't notice you through normal means otherwise and it required untypical amounts of Kiwi moon energy the last time that crazy was invoked. Thankfully the banhammer unsummoned that shit.

It would take literal witchcraft to get me to sit through a Rekieta show these days, so its only fitting.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu and everyone else involved must be working with the Power of the Holy Spirit to get it done and what their sacrifice means can't understated here. I wouldn't take on such a burden, even if heaven promised me unlimited bags of Doritos in exchange for such honest research. God speed, literally. May your chips always retain their perfect divine shape and not become actual sawdust at least halfway through the bag.
 
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DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
Damn that's rough, don't like the dumb cunt and my sympathies are with her on this one. Nick's balldo probably pulled the trigger tho.
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The whole situation is awful. One of the reasons she's finally talking about it is because there's been zero progress in the investigation. He was shot in the head in his own home, and there are still no suspects.

Here's a local news article, for anyone interested in a quick summary, as opposed to a long video.

Although, I would like to add that Chrissie was quite offended on behalf of her father that they called him "elderly." She was very adamant that he still worked out, was in good shape, and still had a full head of hair. Also, a small bright spot is that they were on good terms, and the last time Chrissie spoke to him was to FaceTime him and announce her pregnancy. The last time they saw each other in person was her wedding. So, at least her final memories of him are happy.
 
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SCOTUS Amicus Briefs in Trump Immunity Case, Social Media Boomers, More Insurrections

Internet went out yesterday, "we're not gonna sit there and belabor it"; Locals stuff coming, "but we'll make it happen rather than talk about it happening".

Yellow bruise in full effect.

9m07s: Nick on finding a good lawyer:"If you get [a recommendation] from an idiot, don't follow it."
15m45s: "Not drinking tonight except for toasts."
17m20s: Riveting amicus brief reading commences
1h11m: Nick returns from the midstream mystery break with a bleeding nose, says his wife headbutted him in her sleep
1h14m: Social media topic; reads article and smugly responds to every goddamn line
1h34m: Whiskey glass in hand, no drinking except for toasts is apparently canceled
1h35m15s: Nick's neighbor "used to narc [him] out" for staying up too late
1h38m: Nick on adolescents adopting "hustle culture": "It's the smart thing to do."; "You can make a living with 10,000 followers."
1h44m: yet another article about social media; Nick attacks Jonathan Haidt
1h45m30s: Nick explains mental illness
2h13m: sneak peek of yet another exciting amicus brief we're gonna read tomorrow
2h19m: Upcoming: Ty Beard; Gazi(?) and Branca in April
 
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