Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spergichu]

Did the man make some sort of pact with the devil to get short term Youtube fame?!

Yes and his name is JuJu the Cow.

 

[Fapcop]

Gosney seemed like a solid fellow Catholic with strong convictions and a philosophical outlook that motivates him to stand for his beliefs. Combined with his 'empty nest' syndrome and underlying traits, he may be in danger of following Nick down the same path...

I have some hope because he announced a hiatus from content months ago as prompted by God to refocus his energies in a better, more healthy way. I hope he has enough moral ballast to keep him afloat and mostly wholesome.

Dear lord, sounds like Nick is the last person he needs to hang out with.

Rekieta will ply him with liquor, and hint at letting him sleep with Kayla with some gutter theology: “You know as good Christian men, shouldn’t we share with our brothers? God is love after all, I couldn’t imagine a more Christian thing than sharing our most precious possession! Hey wouldn’t it be funny if you fucked my wife with a balldo while I watched?!”

 

[polar bear]

My fellow prudes, there is some weird thought that has been brewing in my head ever since Rekieta dropped that new picture of Our Goblin. I couldn't figure out who does she look like now, that she removed her most prominent features. It almost felt like she went to the surgeon with somebody elses picture, and said - "I wanna look like this".

Tell me, am I crazy? Can you also see it?

 

[AnOminous]

Like an estate lawyer for defamation? Just asking...

He is mostly a business lawyer who did mergers and contracts. For instance, the $270 million acquisition of Sadler's Smokehouse by Hormel. There was really no way of foreseeing that someone who operated on that level would completely screw the pooch in a tort case.

 

[Captain Manning]

The book was written shortly after Depp and before Nick's total unmasking.

Publication was actually delayed becuase Nick did NOT submit the forward when he was supposed to. It seemed to be a very rushed thing so that it could go to print.

I'm sure it took a while to write the book, but when was it published? When did Nick get off his lazy ass and finally provide the foreward?

I guess what I would say is if Gosney had Nick's foreward as late as mid-2022, Gosney looks slightly less ridiculous. That allows for the fact that a lot of people still had a false impression of Nick at that point. I am willing to be charitable here.

But if he had to wait till late 2022 or early 2023 to get the book out, and still included that foreward at that point, that's just baffling. I would have scraped Nick's foreward at that point. It cheapens the product big time.

But in either case, including a foreward that doesn't include any mention of Christianity in such a book is just weird regardless of the timeline. Moreover, based on what we know now, one can't help but burst into laughter when seeing that cover.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, it's nasty.

You know another thing that causes rhabdo?

So this fucking idiot is starving himself from manorexia, and drinking like a fish. Two things that cause this and both aggravate each other. That shit is nasty and you could easily wake up one morning with your kidneys basically shut down entirely and have to be on dialysis for life. That's what this dumbfuck is playing around with.

It's not like normal kidney failure that comes on slowly over years or even decades and you have a heads-up what's coming. You just wake up permanently fucked one day.

And if you have it you know what's number one not to do? Drink alcohol.

 

[Harm]

Self-induced rhabdomyolysis from alcoholic manorexia would completely own the Kiwi Farms and be quite based of Nick, actually.

It might even be funny!

 

[AnOminous]

Self-induced rhabdomyolysis from alcoholic manorexia would completely own the Kiwi Farms and be quite based of Nick, actually.

It might even be funny!

I think it's WEIRD!

 

[waffle]

I don't know what it is about these lawtubers, but most of them seem to be a little off. I think Sean and attorney Tom are the only ones I haven't noticed anything weird about.

All lawyers are weirdos, some are just strange in agreeable ways. Being a coomer alcoholic is pretty common, too. Nick isn't as special as he thinks he is in any facet of his life.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He is mostly a business lawyer who did mergers and contracts. For instance, the $270 million acquisition of Sadler's Smokehouse by Hormel. There was really no way of foreseeing that someone who operated on that level would completely screw the pooch in a tort case.

You are right that it was a bit uncharitable ans unfair.

I'm sure it took a while to write the book, but when was it published? When did Nick get off his lazy ass and finally provide the forward?

I guess what I would say is if Gosney had Nick's forward as late as mid-2022, Gosney looks slightly less ridiculous. That allows for the fact that a lot of people still had a false impression of Nick at that point. I am willing to be charitable here.

But if he had to wait till late 2022 or early 2023 to get the book out, and still included that forward at that point, that's just baffling. I would have scraped Nick's forward at that point. It cheapens the product big time.

But in either case, including a forward that doesn't include any mention of Christianity in such a book is just weird regardless of the timeline. Moreover, based on what we know now, one can't help but burst into laughter when seeing that cover.

It was definitely published before 2023 and thr mask off bu at least a few months. The drinking streams were beginning to be a thing, but nothing totally strange.

It was about November that Gosney announced his hiatus, and a speculation was that he was horrified by Nick, but it was never proven out.

 

[waffle]

He is mostly a business lawyer who did mergers and contracts. For instance, the $270 million acquisition of Sadler's Smokehouse by Hormel. There was really no way of foreseeing that someone who operated on that level would completely screw the pooch in a tort case.

Yeah, people are shocked in the wrong way about Ty fucking the Vic case up. The shocking stuff/bad stuff wasn't getting Chupped, it's how many bush-league mistakes (like the notary stuff) that where made by a firm that held it's self out as a full service firm for local big wigs with money. Even if Ty didn't personally know anything about litigation there should have been plenty of horsepower there to handle it, and Ty basically litigated it like a one man show with too many cases until it was too fucked up to fix.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Tell me, am I crazy? Can you also see it?

They're the same picture.

 

[Captain Manning]

It was definitely published before 2023 and thr mask off bu at least a few months. The drinking streams were beginning to be a thing, but nothing totally strange.

It was about November that Gosney announced his hiatus, and a speculation was that he was horrified by Nick, but it was never proven out.

Okay, so he's only slightly stupid. He included a crappy foreward that doesn't mention Christianity, but probably didn't fully appreciate the scope of Nick's degeneracy yet. I'll cut Gosney some slack on this one then. I try to be fair.

That said, if he ever does a second printing, he should ditch that foreward. Either omit a foreward altogether, or get somebody else to write one.

Branca did a foreward for another one of Gosney's books, but given the title of that one, I will presume that actually makes sense.



I still say that "sex toy killer" legal romance novel is weird though. I always thought women were the ones that wrote that type of trashy shit. You know... the ones where Fabio is usually on the cover.

 

[3MMA]

Hot Topic punk belt

So mad. So mad just thinking ‘bout some Hot Topic punk belt.

He actually called himself a "lovable degenerate" too. What a pretentious faggot.

My thoughts exactly. Who the fuck in their right mind groups together Christian family man etc etc & lovable degenerate? Lovable? No. It’s not lovable, & nobody reading that book needs to know shit about Rekieta (who only threw together a subpar forward for the thing,) oversharing about what he enjoys doing with his testicles on a YouTube or Rumble stream, in order to read some nonfiction about the Christian mind in modern practice.

Publication was actually delayed becuase Nick did NOT submit the forward when he was supposed to.

That bit in the former video clip where (Bachelor degree graduate in Creative Writing,) Nick Rekieta, describes his writing process, is shameful. It’s also true to character for him as there was no effort expended. He writes in his head for weeks & weeks, then, finally sits down & just writes it all out.

Any discerning reader can clearly understand that what Ole Balldo has just admitted to is procrastinating all of his writing only to shit out some pathetic word vomit at the last moment. Basically he’s been skating by, using non-polished turds as complete written works. Thoughtful forward for a book? I don’t think so. No wonder that degree never got him anywhere. You don’t need to have a degree in writing or English (etc) to be a decent writer, but only a person like Nick expects the heavens to fall into his lap by doing nothing to get everything. Perhaps that is what he meant by “lovable degenerate,” but it’s just one more lie. No love, no love, & way too much degeneration sounds more apt.

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if you fucked my wife with a balldo while I watched?!”

Just joking. Unless…?

 

[genericwhitemale]

I swear to God, when I saw this in my feed I thought it was a thumbnail for an elissa clips or bernie garcon video that intentionally picked out the most unflattering screenshot of him, but this is the auto generated thumbnail for his last stream.

 

[TheRedChair]

All lawyers are weirdos, some are just strange in agreeable ways. Being a coomer alcoholic is pretty common, too. Nick isn't as special as he thinks he is in any facet of his life.

Well I'm not so sure about all lawyers are weirdos. One of my attorneys rides a motorcycle. Owns a beat up 64 mustang he is rebuilding himself and we bullshit on different topics while going to the Hoff Brau.

Eat. Drink. and be Evil. Sure as hell nothing wrong with that.

I swear to God, when I saw this in my feed I thought it was a thumbnail for an elissa clips or bernie garcon video that intentionally picked out the most unflattering screenshot of him, but this is the auto generated thumbnail for his last stream.

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Jesus Christ he looked like death warmed over on him.

 

[56 others]

I swear to God, when I saw this in my feed I thought it was a thumbnail for an elissa clips or bernie garcon video that intentionally picked out the most unflattering screenshot of him, but this is the auto generated thumbnail for his last stream.

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Goodness, he looks even worse than Paul Harrell, a 56yo man with Stage 4 cancer.

 

[DumbDude43]

Goodness, he looks even worse than Paul Harrell, a 56yo man with Stage 4 cancer.
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whats happening to paul is so fucking tragic
it makes me extremely sad, he was one of the absolute best gun youtubers around

 

[AnOminous]

Even if Ty didn't personally know anything about litigation there should have been plenty of horsepower there to handle it, and Ty basically litigated it like a one man show with too many cases until it was too fucked up to fix.

While the notary mistake somehow turned out to be the justification for chucking the appeal the case was probably not in very good shape even on remand, with a probable finding of public figure status. But Vic wouldn't have been out a huge amount of money had it gone that way, nor owed the monsters who had fucked his life a huge amount of money to add injury to insult.

That bit in the former video clip where (Bachelor degree graduate in Creative Writing,) Nick Rekieta, describes his writing process, is shameful. It’s also true to character for him as there was no effort expended. He writes in his head for weeks & weeks, then, finally sits down & just writes it all out.

When I had a comp lit course in college, I had a couple friends from the same dorm in it and we would have an occasional challenge where the night before an essay was due, we'd get totally plastered and the idea was to write the shittiest, dumbest essay that could get an A. Then we'd swap with each other and woe unto you if you pussied out and didn't hand it in. They all got As.

Also sometimes we'd collaborate to make them even worse. One of the best was to never say a simple word when you could turn it into five ridiculous words. Like calling the Sun "the blazing orb of day" or a computer a "juggernaut of circuitry."

 

[ChromaQuack]

You know another thing that causes rhabdo?
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So this fucking idiot is starving himself from manorexia, and drinking like a fish. Two things that cause this and both aggravate each other. That shit is nasty and you could easily wake up one morning with your kidneys basically shut down entirely and have to be on dialysis for life. That's what this dumbfuck is playing around with.

It's not like normal kidney failure that comes on slowly over years or even decades and you have a heads-up what's coming. You just wake up permanently fucked one day.

And if you have it you know what's number one not to do? Drink alcohol.

Joke's on you scandinavian incel prude.

Once Nicky has fully transitioned into his ideal, apex skelly form he will be immune to rhabdo, no muscle mass = no proteins to break down and be released into his blood.

Maybe if you weren't so autistic you would understand Lichdom cues, but here we are.