Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaded Dave]

So I saw someone mentioning that Nick had another rant about Christianity in his most recent stream and decided I'd find it to see if it's interesting. While looking for it I ran across a few other interesting clips. All archived below.

Nick discussing his views on Christianity and how he is a "Heretical Christian".

Spoiler: Christianity

Nick apparently waited until the night before Gosney needed his forward before he even started writing it, but it's totally ok though. That's Nick's process. He "writes it all in his head" first. Gosney apparently got antsy enough about him not having it that he even tried to come up with alternative options just so he could get something. I left out the forward itself because it was boring as shit.

Spoiler: Gosney's Book

JFC he is such a mess here.

Spoiler: Drugs And Alcohol

This happened shortly after the already posted clip, I just found it funny because: 1) He doesn't mention his kids when talking about what's important to him on a given day. 2) He says the only person whose opinion you should care about is your spouse's while his wife is simultaneously begging strangers for attention.

Spoiler: Additional Kayla

And a separated out comment that summarizes Nick's strategy in dealing with criticism.

Spoiler: Confession/Projection

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EDIT: Adding a clip of Nick drunk as shit reading the Jan 6th stuff based on Cynthia's post above. I've been there before where you are so drunk you're shoving food into your mouth with your eyes closed because you're trying to maintain balance. I can count the number of times on one hand though, Nick gets there every night.

Spoiler: Drunk Shit

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Spoiler: English Major

 

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Here's a clip of his explanation of Kayla's pic:
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Main takeaways.
- He's a major simp for Kayla.
- He's so happy she decided to post it
- It's not crude or lewd it's just wholesome - X to doubt. It may not be a lewd, but it's not what people would call wholesome.
- He thinks she's gorgeous.
- This woman doesn't exist - Maybe it's because it's so massively photoshopped that the woman in the picture basically doesn't exist. I'll be honest here, if I saw that picture without the context of Nick Rekieta I would never have thought that was Kayla.

Personally, I find it weird to get professional photos of myself to give to my spouse (especially if they're as risque as he alludes), but I know a lot of people do that. But to add to that, I find it even more weird to take one of those photos and post it to my spouses workplace. It's one thing for Nick to post it (which he does in this clip) but allegedly she posted it on the Locals herself. Obviously not doing it for Nick's attention since he would have already seen those photos, so it has to be to garner attention from the simps on Locals.

"I love my girlfriend, and I'm totally fine with dudes jacking off to pictures of her on the internet." -iDubbbz

Holyshit I watched through the original iDubbbz upload, and the parallels between him and Nick are striking.

- Part of my audience thinks they know me.
- They want me to be their dad.
- I've always been consistent.
- Ooof, you're not okay with sex work? That's a yikes from me! (If only he had used the word prude it would've been perfect)
- One strawman after another.

 

[Anticipointment]

Photo of Kayla is so filtered it doesn’t even resemble her, actually looks very drag queen.

Nick needs to wash his hair and get a cut. This long, floppy greasy mess is doing him no favors. The hair coloring is making his hairline worse.

 

[AnOminous]

Dick is extremely sensitive about his mullet.
For a self professed "LA Based Comedian" he cannot take banter and runs away and blocks you if you start in on his mullet and his baldness.

For someone so bitch-tier sensitive about his maldingness, he chose a hairstyle that amplifies and intensifies it. Seriously if he just shaved it all off like his appearance on Dr. Phil, it would look much better. He could even grow back his gay biker mustache and Lemmy muttonchops to look like the complete flaming homo he is.

Nick also seems to devote more and more of his show to passively, actively, or pre-emptively responding to KiwiFarms instead of just doing his own thing and forgetting that we even exist.

It's honestly pathetic. It's like if you were a stand-up comic and had emotional meltdowns every time you got heckled. Seriously bitch-made shit.

- They want me to be their dad.

This is the funniest one, because for some of them, that's actually true. And utterly pathetic. Think of all the superchatters weeping and moaning about their lives and asking for memorials for their grandfather who died from being buttfucked by apes or whatever.

But I guarantee I have zero interest in having a "dad" younger than I am. And I seriously see zero Kiwis who want anything like that. (And if you do you are super-gay and mega-retarded.)

 

[Not Who You Think]

Noticing a trend in locals.

February 2023:


March 2023:


Art isn't the only one making references to using blood as sexual lubricant. Joking or not, this is concerning behavior for a number of reasons.

 

[huecoffs02]

JFC he is such a mess here.

Spoiler: Drugs And Alcohol

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Holy fucking shit what a creepy junky.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I really need someone to edit the Spider-Man “I’ve been like a father to you… I have a father his name is Ben Parker”, but with Rekieta as the Green Goblin and the knives that stab him as Balldos.

Make Ben Parker Daddy Jim or Null, idc.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Here's a clip of his explanation of Kayla's pic:
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I had to laugh when I initially saw this shot before playing the video. Does this look like a man who is happy and fulfilled in life, or a lost morally bankrupt soul who reviles his own being and is contemplating a dirt nap after making the working end of a shotgun into a taco? You decide….

So I saw someone mentioning that Nick had another rant about Christianity in his most recent stream

Beginning at roughly 41:50 in the rumble stream he begins a 10 minute dissertation of his flawed understanding of grace as it relates to Christianity. Bascially he takes a partial passage out of context to state Christianity allows him to do everything and justify muh degeneracy. Nick read Romans 6:15 you twit. The same author you quote wrong puts the smack down on your exact logic, but that would take actual research on your part and I know that won’t happen.

Nick’s theological takes are more incompetent and worse than his law takes. If my understanding of his rant trying to justify his degenerate behavior is wrong, I’ll take the forthcoming smack down and go hide in the corner.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

2:49:26 - Mentions losing between 100-200 subs with every vid he does on YT (implying that it's a YT conspiracy but it's probably people just unsubbing).

Nicole Roberta Rekieta arc incoming.

Art isn't the only one making references to using blood as sexual lubricant. Joking or not, this is concerning behavior for a number of reasons.

Oh great, more evidence that Art is a unhinged psycho, excellent.

I'm sure it's always "a joke", right Art?

 

[Maude Snew]

2:40:00 - Screams abt the tequila he was obligated to drink, Locals being excellent, why the fuck are people on Rumble watching such "low-level content", and how his viewers are all retards.

I wanted to do something with this screenshot but in retrospect that entire affair just bummed me out.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

I saw multiple posts referencing the amount of money Nick had to pay for the lawsuit already, none of which I can quote due to length. As far as I can tell, he's spent $50000+ already on hiring one of the top 1A lawyers in the country to defend him. I find this extremely hilarious. Just like with his stupid car, Nick can't help but pointlessly overspend in order to impress... whom exactly? His leathery locals sluts? His tattooed, cellulite-laden, bug-eyed wife? Himself?.. Yeah, that's probably it. He's certainly not impressing his wider audience, seeing as the videos featuring his lawsuit are infrequent and get relatively few views.

Anyway. What I wanted to say is this: Sargon of Akkad managed to catch a copyright case against himself, crowdfund the defense, win the case, get awarded attorney's fees — and all of that for less money than Nicky here spent already. Chad Smuckler-in-Chief managed to remain in the black on a copyright/fair use case that became one of the best precedents of the DMCA age, while virgin Rackets has spent $50k on his BS case already with nothing to show for it. And he can't even crowdfund it without losing whatever little face he has left.

I watched DBZ some years ago; is it too late for me?

Nah. DBZ is not that far removed from Western superhero shows. It's the "cute girls doing cute things"-type anime you should be cautious with. Unless it's Azumanga. Or Nichijou. Or Hima— I'll just shut up now.
...or K-On. Or, more recently, Bocchi the Rock. Or that Haruhi episode where they play at the school festival. Shit, can you imagine how many tens of thousands of kids shows like those inspired to pick up an instrument or to start a band?

 

[dustnight]

Here's a clip of his explanation of Kayla's pic:
View attachment 4745338
Main takeaways.
- He's a major simp for Kayla.
- He's so happy she decided to post it
- It's not crude or lewd it's just wholesome - X to doubt. It may not be a lewd, but it's not what people would call wholesome.
- He thinks she's gorgeous.
- This woman doesn't exist - Maybe it's because it's so massively photoshopped that the woman in the picture basically doesn't exist. I'll be honest here, if I saw that picture without the context of Nick Rekieta I would never have thought that was Kayla.

Personally, I find it weird to get professional photos of myself to give to my spouse (especially if they're as risque as he alludes), but I know a lot of people do that. But to add to that, I find it even more weird to take one of those photos and post it to my spouses workplace. It's one thing for Nick to post it (which he does in this clip) but allegedly she posted it on the Locals herself. Obviously not doing it for Nick's attention since he would have already seen those photos, so it has to be to garner attention from the simps on Locals.

"So happy you posted that sweetie!"

Spoiler

pfft holy shit I just saw the photo, that was Kayla??? I saw it in the thread earlier and just assumed it was some random tranny.. wtf?

 

[Kopasea]

So I saw someone mentioning that Nick had another rant about Christianity in his most recent stream and decided I'd find it to see if it's interesting. While looking for it I ran across a few other interesting clips. All archived below.

Nick discussing his views on Christianity and how he is a "Heretical Christian".

Spoiler: Christianity

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Oooof that's a bad take on a lot in just a 5 minute video. He directly contradicts the gospels multiple times (even Jesus himself). I don't disagree that there are grifters in the church, but I don't see how that makes every preacher wrong and Nick alone right. I hope he's no longer teaching Sunday School cause he's gonna lead a lot of people in the wrong direction.

Hilarious that he just chuckles and leaves after someone calls him out on it.

 

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Here's a clip of his explanation of Kayla's pic:
View attachment 4745338
Main takeaways.
- He's a major simp for Kayla.
- He's so happy she decided to post it
- It's not crude or lewd it's just wholesome - X to doubt. It may not be a lewd, but it's not what people would call wholesome.
- He thinks she's gorgeous.
- This woman doesn't exist - Maybe it's because it's so massively photoshopped that the woman in the picture basically doesn't exist. I'll be honest here, if I saw that picture without the context of Nick Rekieta I would never have thought that was Kayla.

Personally, I find it weird to get professional photos of myself to give to my spouse (especially if they're as risque as he alludes), but I know a lot of people do that. But to add to that, I find it even more weird to take one of those photos and post it to my spouses workplace. It's one thing for Nick to post it (which he does in this clip) but allegedly she posted it on the Locals herself. Obviously not doing it for Nick's attention since he would have already seen those photos, so it has to be to garner attention from the simps on Locals.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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Kayla without filter:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

God no wonder he’s not a Catholic anymore, he can’t even understand the Magisterium and conflicts with it to the point where he’d probably be beaten by monks.

The Catholic/ Orthodox view of Christ is not hard to understand. They literally simplified the concept after the Protestants started letting Pagans dictate theology and Calvinism introduced the retarded concept that only an Elect will be saved.

 

[AnOminous]

Chad Smuckler-in-Chief managed to remain in the black on a copyright/fair use case that became one of the best precedents of the DMCA age, while virgin Rackets has spent $50k on his BS case already with nothing to show for it. And he can't even crowdfund it without losing whatever little face he has left.

It was literally cited by Google's lawyers in a vexatious lawsuit brought by lolcow Acerthorn.

Oooof that's a bad take on a lot in just a 5 minute video. He directly contradicts the gospels multiple times (even Jesus himself). I don't disagree that there are grifters in the church, but I don't see how that makes every preacher wrong and Nick alone right.

For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. Matthew 5:18-19.

Jesus is gonna bring the smackdown on Balldo Man.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

This happened shortly after the already posted clip, I just found it funny because: 1) He doesn't mention his kids when talking about what's important to him on a given day. 2) He says the only person whose opinion you should care about is your spouse's while his wife is simultaneously begging strangers for attention.

It's a great point. I noticed it too. I was thinking, 'Surely he'll mention his kids' view of him.' Nope.

They also don't take dedicated family vacations - ever. (2 days at their bible camp and 2-3 days with his parents in FL don't count.) Call me a normie but that's VERY weird considering Nick's means - at least in my community. By the time my kids were teens we'd been on family vacations to the UK, France, Spain, and several tropical and ski trips. (Asia would have happened but for COVID.)

It's what most parents do for kids when there are means. We're supposed to broaden their horizons if we can. One would think that would be MORE important when the kids are homeschooled and in rural MN.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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I wanted to do something with this screenshot but in retrospect that entire affair just bummed me out.

It really is doing that. I just can't bring myself to have fun in this thread. It's like watching a dog you grew up with grow sick and die. But at ten times the speed.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Noticing a trend in locals.

February 2023:
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March 2023:
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Art isn't the only one making references to using blood as sexual lubricant. Joking or not, this is concerning behavior for a number of reasons.

Okay, but keep in mind that Art is actively trying to get Nick's Locals to spread disinformation and troll Kiwi - he's said so openly. I'm pretty sure he's here among us and planted the RuPaul thing with Nick to make Kiwi look stupid.

(I'll post a bunch of screenshots later if anyone wants them. He also has several comments abt not even trusting Nick anymore.)

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he (or EB) is posting here as an uptight female. It gives Nick fodder for calling Kiwi stupid.