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[Uncle Tom's Condo]

When these trannies talk about how they totally pass, do they actually think they pass or is it some mega cope? Are they so deluded that they look in the mirror and think, yes, i am a real woman/man? Have they got so spun up from their internet hugbox that the world is full of transphobes that when they do leave their mom's basement, the fact they aren't getting lynched or constantly called a faggot proves that they pass? Do their heckin wholesome coworker allies, who are just trying to not get fired, playing along with their delusion feed into it?

I mean, yeah, they're fucked in the head to start with so maybe this is a moot question. But the utter confusion some of these dumbfucks have when they get clocked is unreal. Dude, you're 6 foot 4 with a five o clock shadow and hands that can easily palm a basketball. Unless you're at a WNBA game, aint nobody fooled. Pooner, you're 5 foot 2 and got woman hips and cry in the bathroom a lot. Not so heckin valid, dood.

 

[King Koopa]

Science enthusiast at r/MtF mistakes the last of his reason and logic for "squirting".
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"I have not had any surgeries yet"

So he's just talking about cumming? From his cock? I'm speechless.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

When these trannies talk about how they totally pass, do they actually think they pass or is it some mega cope?

Mega cope. Even the most "passable" ones MtF can't hide the voice, Adam's apple or pancake makeup to cover up their 5:00 shadow.

The FtM can't hide their feminine hips or pubic hair and Elmer's glue facial hair.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

When these trannies talk about how they totally pass, do they actually think they pass or is it some mega cope?

What I have asked myself is, do they have the self-awareness to see themselves as they truly are?
The answer imo has to be no (for most).

Old saying ‘Oh for the gift to see ourselves as others see us.’

 

[Risky Horse Business]

"I have not had any surgeries yet"

So he's just talking about cumming? From his cock? I'm speechless.

Prostate stimulation, made watery liquid come out his dick, but none of thickening stuff like sperm and whatnot. Sometimes it happens to men. Some men seek it out. Why this fuckwit can't just enjoy it without assuming only women do it (they don't) can only be autism.

 

[behindyourightnow]

When these trannies talk about how they totally pass, do they actually think they pass or is it some mega cope? Are they so deluded that they look in the mirror and think, yes, i am a real woman/man? Have they got so spun up from their internet hugbox that the world is full of transphobes that when they do leave their mom's basement, the fact they aren't getting lynched or constantly called a faggot proves that they pass? Do their heckin wholesome coworker allies, who are just trying to not get fired, playing along with their delusion feed into it?

I mean, yeah, they're fucked in the head to start with so maybe this is a moot question. But the utter confusion some of these dumbfucks have when they get clocked is unreal. Dude, you're 6 foot 4 with a five o clock shadow and hands that can easily palm a basketball. Unless you're at a WNBA game, aint nobody fooled. Pooner, you're 5 foot 2 and got woman hips and cry in the bathroom a lot. Not so heckin valid, dood.

I forget where, but someone here theorized that it's probably caused by autism a lot of the time. Autists and near-autists tend to interpret "rules" too literally and are ignorant of unspoken cues and concepts like sex determination that aren't easily explained in words. So an autist exposed to gender stuff will internalize that it's a "rule" that women where dresses and makeup, and when he puts on dresses and makeup, he must look like a woman because those are the rules.

(This is the same reason a lot of autists troon out in the first place. Boys like wearing pants and playing video games, I like wearing pants and video games, therefore I must be a boy. Why do my parents not understand my very logical conclusions? Can't they see that I have short hair?)

Other times it's just extreme narcissism, they don't really have a theory of mind for other people so they cannot understand the reasons behind why other people act certain ways (for example, narc AGPs will not understand that women are nice to them and smile at them in bathrooms because they perceive them as a threat and are trying not to anger them).

 

[JCnGGd32]

When these trannies talk about how they totally pass, do they actually think they pass or is it some mega cope? Are they so deluded that they look in the mirror and think, yes, i am a real woman/man? Have they got so spun up from their internet hugbox that the world is full of transphobes that when they do leave their mom's basement, the fact they aren't getting lynched or constantly called a faggot proves that they pass? Do their heckin wholesome coworker allies, who are just trying to not get fired, playing along with their delusion feed into it?

I think a vast majority do believe they pass. As we know, a huge proportion of troons have autism. A feature of autistic thinking style is an extreme emphasis on details and being unable to see the big picture. Also noted with eating disorders and ocd.

That’s why male and female troons get obsessed with the stupidest little details. “How do guys fix a tag?” And whatnot, while ignoring the glaring fact that they are obviously men/women.

Combine this with a general black and white thinking style. “Men have short nails and women have long nails”. And typical face blindness, and you have a Troon.

They can look in the mirror and see that they are following the “rules”. E.g. “I have long hair, lipstick, long nails and a dress” and they genuinely believe that they look like a real woman.

Having limited theory of mind means that they think everyone else sees them that way too.

 

[Nigor]

Prostate stimulation, made watery liquid come out his dick, but none of thickening stuff like sperm and whatnot. Sometimes it happens to men. Some men seek it out. Why this fuckwit can't just enjoy it without assuming only women do it (they don't) can only be autism.

Dude had an orgasm from stimulating a bodily part only found in male assholes and immediately thought that was an indicator he was a she, insane lmao

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Dude had an orgasm from stimulating a bodily part only found in male assholes and immediately thought that was an indicator he was a she, insane lmao

Holy shit, I'm wiping away tears right now.

Well done

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

@behindyourightnow, Autism also strongly correlates with things like prosopagnosia (face blindness), so it seems likely that part of it is that many autistic people have at least a distorted or reduced natural ability to recognize people and the differences between them. Temple Grandin talks about how she would often get embarrased by not recognizing colleagues unless they had big obvious things like glasses or a beard she could anchor off of to recognize them. Likely in many cases they can't see the difference, the abnormal post-processing of their brains on visual data doesn't register why people read as male or female beyond extremly obvious signifiers like long hair or makeup

 

[Monkey Sea Monkey Drown]

I have never seen an irl man wear one.

I’ve seen some pretty masculine cis men wearing beat up dungarees.

leave your house more lmao. You having seen or not having seen some fashion choice has zero meaning when you’re a shut-in

 

[RonRiot]

I’ve seen some pretty masculine cis men wearing beat up dungarees.

leave your house more lmao. You having seen or not having seen some fashion choice has zero meaning when you’re a shut-in

Dungarees were fashionable for both sexes about four years ago, but are now starting to be seen as a sign of potential learning difficulties once again. Exactly like being a troon.

 

[Otterly]

There’s also the group of AGPs that I think DO know they don’t pass, but what gets them off is forcing others to say they do

 

[Geraldine]

A tale of woe that makes me smile.
No children involved, fiancé got out in time, parents aren't having it.
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Fiance left me because I came out as trans, went to jail & now I'm homeless vent

At least I got to take my fucking hrt in there. She left with no notice no warning nothing, she was acting supportive of me the whole time but wasn't actually okay with it... She suddenly moved in with her parents a week before rent was due and took everything. Including all our toiletries. We were sharing a debit card, I didn't have shit, I stole a bottle of lotion and pack of baby wipes from a store and got a fucking robbery charge... I spent 5 months in county jail waiting for court, now I'm on probation. But I got released homeless, my family won't even let me sleep on a floor. They tried to take me some Salvation army place but they said I had to cut my hair... It wasn't even a shelter it was deadass a rehab place that doesn't let you leave or work and it's a six month program, I have probation fees and shit to pay if I don't I'll violate. They got me a hotel for a night, my mom (after begging the fuck out of her) said she'll take me another shelter this afternoon. My plan is to job hunt during the day and stay in the shelter at night but I'm so scared my hormones realllllly kicked in during jail I look way more feminine I'm scared about getting fucked with just in fear in general. This fucking sucks. I've been so incredibly stressed out the past 5 months every day and I've been doing all day after getting out yesterday. I've never been on my own never been homeless, no one in my family says they have "space" for me but they just don't want thier own space interrupted and they're weirded out by me.

On a positive note, I finally got to shave and get pretty after 5 months. I have some cute clothes, I'm going to hang out at the mall and flirt with boysssssss.

Key quote at end of rant:

On a positive note, I finally got to shave and get pretty after 5 months. I have some cute clothes, I'm going to hang out at the mall and flirt with boysssssss.

All's well that ends well.

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[Mellow Malevolent]

Not that trooning out isn't enough, but the fact that his family wants nothing to do with him and brought him to a rehab program tells me that it probably wasn't the only thing he was doing to ruin the relationship

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I stole a bottle of lotion and pack of baby wipes from a store and got a fucking robbery charge

Shouldn't have resisted arrest and it would have only been a misdemeanor charge.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

On a positive note, I finally got to shave and get pretty after 5 months. I have some cute clothes, I'm going to hang out at the mall and flirt with boysssssss.

Priorities! Of all the things happening and these are his priorities!

 

[blue gopher snakes]

She left with no notice no warning nothing, she was acting supportive of me the whole time but wasn't actually okay with it

Men will never understand that women will fawn under duress and that this behavior is not a reflection of our true feelings. It’s the same misunderstanding that leads troons to assume that a cornered woman in a bathroom smiling and nodding at the visibly erect man in a dress is not a sign of approval or welcome.

They got me a hotel for a night, my mom (after begging the fuck out of her) said she'll take me another shelter this afternoon

The fact this his own mom has already given up on him is proof that we are seeing nothing but a glimpse of his dysfunctional life.

I've never been on my own never been homeless

Leech.

On a positive note, I finally got to shave and get pretty after 5 months. I have some cute clothes, I'm going to hang out at the mall and flirt with boysssssss.

The feminine urge to be a jobless, homeless sex pest hanging out at the MALL harassing teen boys.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Other times it's just extreme narcissism, they don't really have a theory of mind for other people so they cannot understand the reasons behind why other people act certain ways (for example, narc AGPs will not understand that women are nice to them and smile at them in bathrooms because they perceive them as a threat and are trying not to anger them).

Yeah, I can see this for some AGPs.

Having limited theory of mind means that they think everyone else sees them that way too.

Makes sense.

Maybe part of it is if you lie enough to yourself then you start to believe the lie.

Dude had an orgasm from stimulating a bodily part only found in male assholes and immediately thought that was an indicator he was a she, insane lmao

Utterly haram.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

The US really needs to be investing in mental asylums again. I guess we're now seeing the results of decades of deinstitutionalization. I've been in Discords with multiple suicidal troons & ones who admit to self harming. Fuckers need to be committed.