Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

40m Warski looks like Charles Manson

Bold claim for him to make. Just look at this face and decide for yourself.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Rhabdomyalysis is a very rare and extremely debilitating and deadly disorder. He wouldn't be streaming. He'd be in the hospital.

No, Nick is just built different. He was able to tank a 110 degree fever and it didn't slow him down one bit. Still wore out three bulls that week.

 

[Swole McPole]

This dumb thing took me an hour.

That's the first time I've noticed this lyric in that song:

"Because the niggers softly came creeping,
Left their seed in our wife while I was sleeping
And the jism that was planted in my brain,
Still remains,
And locals chat is silent.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If all of the audience from vic are gone, why is the ccv always lower than even when nick is streaming solo? Weird. I think I checked in about 1 hr after stream start and it was at 900. His usual is about 1200 now. Even back then nick seems to get like a 20-25% drop from his live viewers whenever ty shows up. That's so weird.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Because the niggers softly came creeping,
Left their seed in our wife while I was sleeping
And the jism that was planted in my brain,
Still remains,
And locals chat is silent.

Nah, he was watching not sleeping.

Anyhow, I can't upload the refined one because the site is being weird.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

YT did way better than Rumble at $72. Even if TY didn't leave him hanging i don't think he would have done well. Viewers were super low as well. Muted user, PierreManDrake, seems to be anti-trump and also didn't like jews much.

PierreManDrake

Kristi Noem just made a law saying she’ll prosecute you for criticizing Jews . THE REPUBLICANS ARE JEW WORSHIPPERS F THEM

2024-03-22 23:26:36 -0500 CDT

Nick Said 2 things, seems TY canceled at the last moment.

RekietaLaw

"TY CANCELED LAST MINUTE, SORRY SCRAMBLING"

2024-03-22 22:20:35 -0500 CDT

Not a bad idea but need would be so late to the game now.

CupcakeOhDoomz

"Nick you should look into what the Hails. Vices, medium smart Megan Fox, and TUG are covering it. But it would be hilarious to see you rant on a full blown tyrant judge."

$5

2024-03-22 23:07:29 -0500 CDT

$80 on a stream? Nick is close to making minimum wage now lol. Hell, he's probably even losing money thanks to the expensive whiskey he slams back on stream.

Why hasn't Ty killed himself or been shot to death by Vic Lavatory?

He killed his business. That's why BHBH is now just BH, all of his "Amazons" quit, and he's an internet laughing stock. He's very likely on the hook to Vic for 6-7 figures thanks to the legal malpractice he committed through his sad attempt at notary fraud.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

lol that’s defiantly a bruise on his face. The real question is, is it the same bruise or is it a new bruise in the same location? Either answer is pathetic in its own way.

The bull cock slapped his face leaving the bruise. He ran off during the stream to finish off the bull a second time but was too quick and got a bloody nose for his efforts.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

New Rekieta artwork has dropped

Source

 

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New Rekieta artwork has dropped
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Damn, that's one flattering portrayal of the man. That Noseguard sure tried making him look handsome!

 

[Nate Higgers]

whats happening to paul is so fucking tragic
it makes me extremely sad, he was one of the absolute best gun youtubers around

I didn’t find Paul’s channel until after he was diagnosed with cancer

Thread tax: I’d sacrifice the balldo lawyer (or just what remains of his “career”) to get a clean bill of health for Paul

 

[AltisticRight]

8/10, 2 points subtracted because no balldo and no smug null face

I give up, even a 20MB potato quality video will not upload.
(YouTube chose the thumbnail, not me. Holy shit AI is becoming sentient and AI HATES the BALLDO. AI will refuse to wear the Balldo. I wish you a million lines of code.)

This dumb shitpost was pretty fun to make.

Previous one.

Spoiler

 

[Swole McPole]

The locals wine moms had a definite smack of The Family about them.

Still_born as Charles 'Tex' Watson
Art the Clown as Bobby Beausoliel
Cynthia as Leslie Van Houten
MAN-dy as Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme
Faran as Linda Kasabian -- testifying against Nick

etc. etc.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nah, he was watching not sleeping.

No good you are no longer allowed to have cameras in your AirBlackenedBulls.

 

[Swole McPole]

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PKECiJVywlw
I give up, even a 20MB potato quality video will not upload.

Dear Nick, I superchatted you but you still ain't respondin',
I'm a young female mechanic whose tits need a good fondlin',
I generally prefer to top, but for you I'd bottom,
I sent some payments to your PayPal, you must not have gottem,
Cause I know you want this body something rotten,
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up Nick? How's the kids?
I can't have any myself. I really wish I did.
I've got those women's issues, I won't be too specific,
My reproductive system's shot, it's really quite horrific,
But enough talking about me, I think your show's terrific,
I know you must hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan,
I check out every live stream and your locals when I can,
I'd love to get together sometime, when Kayla's not about,
You said how much you liked my breasts, I'll let you get them out,
An alpha male needs diversions, he needs to blow off steam,
I'd love to feel the balldo as it dangles in between
Anyways, I hope you get this Nick, hit me back
Just to chat, yours truly, your biggest fan,
This is Man-dy.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

When I had a comp lit course in college, I had a couple friends from the same dorm in it and we would have an occasional challenge where the night before an essay was due, we'd get totally plastered and the idea was to write the shittiest, dumbest essay that could get an A. Then we'd swap with each other and woe unto you if you pussied out and didn't hand it in. They all got As.

Also sometimes we'd collaborate to make them even worse. One of the best was to never say a simple word when you could turn it into five ridiculous words. Like calling the Sun "the blazing orb of day" or a computer a "juggernaut of circuitry."

You made me think of the second Pikmin game. You collect mundane human objects as treasures, but the objects are given grandiose names. A compass is called the "Director of Destiny", a spring is a "Coiled Launcher", etc.

I can imagine collecting objects in Rekieta's room while this music plays:

Balldo = Impotence Cradle
Single dorito = King's Feast
Cellphone = Aquatic Communicator
Artwork = Profligate Floormat
Whiskey bottle = Dignity Hourglass
Webcam = Degeneracy Portal

 

[elb]

“Sorry for the late start. This one’s actually a legitimate reason, not something I’m making up to placate you”

19m10s health related superchat; Nick never overdosed on anything

(Except Minnesota taxes)

27m15s Candace Owens

36m40s "There's good lawyers, and there's good comedians... those are mutually exclusive"

50m Rittenhouse incident, BLM is the worst socialist group to try to run from (because black)

1h30m The story of the Trojan horse doesn't make any sense

So weird, guys @Captain Manning

40m Warski looks like Charles Manson

You can see it in the Candace Owens clip but either he’s now acquired a wall cat or somebody was in the room with him while he was streaming

 

[Harm]

From the first 10 seconds of @elb 's above Candace Owens clip. He appears to be talking to somebody. I recall that when he let his gay lover from the Steel Toe show do content from his streaming room, that's the direction where Nick was in the room while they were streaming. His arm came in from out of frame to adjust a microphone and it was from that same direction.

Doesn't prove anything but it's still very bizarre, especially because he's looking that direction to ask a question.

 

[zimzam88]

He appears to be talking to somebody.

Ghost Andrew Tate is back obviously.

 

[AnOminous]

“Sorry for the late start. This one’s actually a legitimate reason, not something I’m making up to placate you”

What's with the turkey wattles? He looks 80. He looks like absolute shit and insane on top of that.

 

[Lokenstien]

He appears to be talking to somebody.

It's the Balldo hanging on the wall whispering evils to him like the Green Goblin mask.