Wendigoon Thread

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I've gotten around to watching most of the CreepCast episodes that have been released, so I'll give my thoughts on the stories that have been covered so far.

Stairs in the Woods/S&R:
More of a collection of many smaller stories and monster showcases, than one large conventional creepypasta. There are some connecting points between the accounts told, but there really isn't much of an overarching theme besides the existence of the supernatural in National Parks. I haven't read the other parts of the series, so I don't know if the author ties it all together somehow or what. Overall though, it's a pretty fun read with some nifty concepts, even if its just a monster mash of spooky happenings.

Jeff the Killer:
I'm gonna be honest and say I didn't listen to this one. I think its for the best.

Russian Sleep Experiment:
A classic, it doesn't waste any time and gets directly to the meat of the story, with minimal setup needed. It's a product of its time for sure, especially the ending dialogue which hasn't aged all too well in my opinion, but the twist itself I though was enjoyable, and was a little reminiscent of a story like "Beyond the Wall of Sleep" by Lovecraft. Also, Meatcanyon's critiques on this one were downright retarded, he really should just stick to being the funny voice guy.

Borrasca:
I'm going to spoiler this one and the Left Right Game, because I go into detail on both stories and don't want to ruin them for those who have yet to read or listen to them.
Oh boy, this one was rough, and I mean rough as in "what the fuck was the author thinking," and not "this is really hard to process emotionally." Such a good start, the introduction to the Triple Tree was interesting and mysterious, with such a unique visual of the tree house itself, only to be rarely brought up again until the ending (where we still get no explanation for its existence), and other than that, it just serves as a plot contrivance twice throughout the whole story. I do not believe this story was planned out very much at all, shit like the sign saying SKIN ND MEN seems like the author's way of copping out of previously established plot points because they either don't know how to resolve them, or they wanted to change the tone of the piece halfway through. The ending, as previously mentioned by others in the thread, is over the top and gratuitous, and I find it laughable that the "shiny gentleman's" true nature is supposed to be a big reveal, even though its brought up like once in the story before the ending. Overall, the author's heart was in the right place, but fuck me their execution was lacking.

(P.S. Having lived in Southeast Missouri before, I found it surreal that a place like Cape Girardeau was name dropped in a relatively popular Internet horror story, although I don't know of any small towns in that area that would have a GameStop, that's quite a stretch on the author's part, but now I'm just nitpicking.)

My Dead Girlfriend is Messaging Me on Facebook:
I don't have much to say about this one other than that it was enjoyable. Short but concise, it left the ending open enough so the reader can come to their own conclusions, and the behavior of whatever was texting the MC in the story unnerved me, I must admit. Another classic, and for good reason.

PenPal:
One of my personal favorites. While it has its issues (i.e. the MC and Veronica's relationship being very forced and rushed, and the total lack of really any police interference throughout the story, except for Footsteps I guess), there is still plenty good to take away from it as well, and the author is adept at creating tense situations and relaying the urgency of said situations effectively to the reader. The ending wraps the whole thing up in a nice disturbing bow, and I thought it was a little sad, but maybe I'm just a big wuss.

Left Right Game:
Much like Borrasca, I felt this one had a really strong beginning, but dropped the ball a little more than halfway through. Unlike Borrasca, there was obvioulsy much more care put into planning each plot point of the story, and the pacing between them. Its time for my confession however, I didn't finish this one and don't plan to. I stopped at the part with Bluejay holding the remainder of the crew hostage in the forest. This section was unbelievably fucking retarded; firstly there is Bluejay's character and motivations which are so poorly written and make no sense, and secondly it completely breaks up the entire flow of the story, which up to this point was consistently great, just so we can have some gay ass interpersonal drama with a character who is more of 2 dimensional bad guy than a piece of paper that has the phrase "I am evil" written on it. Furthermore, the main character should just be renamed to Mary Sue, because she is a little miss perfect, and even when she fucks up, there is hardly any negative consequence for her actions. Great setting and potential, bogged down by an author who should spend their time writing soap operas instead.

It really seems like this podcast is evolving from an exploratory look at famous Internet horror stories, to an audio drama retelling of creepypastas, with some trite commentary thrown in here or there.
 
Jeff the Killer:
I'm gonna be honest and say I didn't listen to this one. I think its for the best.
You're missing out man, it's full-on good-bad, it's probably my favorite episode. Nice and short, lots of laughs, and I'm in my mid-30s and the story itself gave me some nostalgia-cringe from middle/highschool based on what the characters were wearing and thought was cool/edgy. If you're unfamiliar with the story and enjoy any level of good-badness I can almost guarantee you'll have a blast with it
 
You're missing out man, it's full-on good-bad, it's probably my favorite episode. Nice and short, lots of laughs, and I'm in my mid-30s and the story itself gave me some nostalgia-cringe from middle/highschool based on what the characters were wearing and thought was cool/edgy. If you're unfamiliar with the story and enjoy any level of good-badness I can almost guarantee you'll have a blast with it
Well when you put it that way, I can't help but listen to some funny-bad content. I'll give it a go when I get the chance, I've been listening to a bunch of horror stuff, so some cringe will be a nice reprieve.
 
The Jeff the Killer episode is what convinced me that Isaiah and Hunter were going to be just fine hosting this podcast together. Despite what I assume is a 20-year age gap, they bounce off each other nicely with their shared love of horror and creepypastas, and general Internet history in that regard. Honestly was an Internet friendship I didn't expect to come to fruition.
 
@Crocodylus Acutus (can’t quote)

I really wish Meat would shut the fuck up sometimes. He always has the dumbest, most derailing takes and it’s annoying to listen to. I remember in My Dead GF he had this whole tirade about “why would she haunt him if it wasn’t established it was an abusive relationship?! What is the ghost’s motive??!?!?!” Gee I don’t know you fucking faggot, maybe this is just a Reddit horror story and not some thought provoking symbolic piece. I recall being flabbergasted by an even more retarded theory he had but I can’t remember what episode it was, maybe Penpal but I’m not sure, and I don’t feel like rewatching it at the moment. Maybe I’ll edit this later.

Even in JEFF THE FUCKING KILLER he had this moment where he theorized why Jeff would suddenly use the word “mommy” and Wendi rightfully put him in his place, reminding him that this was written by an edgy 13 year old and it’s not that deep.

It’s the embodiment of everything wrong with modern internet horror. All these autists who cannot handle ambiguity and NEED to have everything neatly explained and structured is what’s ruining good stories. SCP and Backrooms are obvious examples, but creepypastas as a whole suffer from it.
 
It’s the embodiment of everything wrong with modern internet horror. All these autists who cannot handle ambiguity and NEED to have everything neatly explained and structured is what’s ruining good stories. SCP and Backrooms are obvious examples, but creepypastas as a whole suffer from it.
I would take it a step further, and say that it is a key issue with most forms of media today. Writers, developers, directors, etc., are not letting people just enjoy art and have their own interpretations on it, and have to instead cram the "proper context" down their throats. Every facet is explained, and nothing is left open to the imagination. It's stifling to say the least.
 
I just hope that meat & wendigoon will cover stuff more (quality) stories like stairs in the woods or ted the caver in the future.
Might be a bit biased but I can't stand those "the humans are the true evil all along" type of creepy pasta or stories.

There's no room for fun speculation or anything, it's just "Here is the story: There's the evil fucked up incest pedophile rapist murderer as your villain. Everything sucks, people die, everyone is depressed, the end.".
No room for speculation, no ambiguity, no blanks for the imagination to fill in, barely any/no escapism.
Just a depressing story. That's it.
Besides that, if I want to read or listen to stories about fucked up humans, there's enough real true crime shit out there to fill that need should it arise.
 
Okay watched the most of the new iceberg. It's bad, primarily with an autistic rant of "I'm sick of everybody aping the Loch Ness monster" (as if a billion iteration of hairy humanoid is the peak of originality), followed up by a rant that European cryptid don't work because they are "too local", and yet another retarded take that basically amounts to "you need to make cryptid more epic" that sounds like what a small kid would say.
 
Okay watched the most of the new iceberg. It's bad, primarily with an autistic rant of "I'm sick of everybody aping the Loch Ness monster" (as if a billion iteration of hairy humanoid is the peak of originality), followed up by a rant that European cryptid don't work because they are "too local", and yet another retarded take that basically amounts to "you need to make cryptid more epic" that sounds like what a small kid would say.
Yeah, like he's only interested in the fake creepypasta stuff. Most people into cryptids (at least in my non-zoomie generation) are interested because they maybe, possibly, might be real. It's the mystery, not the monster itself.
 
I wish Wendi would sit down before he films, look at names/proper nouns, and sound them out a few times. Maybe look them up if they're really weird.

It's extremely easy to fuck up pronunciation, and in a quantity-based series you expect that, but he messes up the names that make phonetic sense to an English-speaker. Put an index card over the screen and sound it out syllable by syllable, dude.
 
I wish Wendi would sit down before he films, look at names/proper nouns, and sound them out a few times. Maybe look them up if they're really weird.

It's extremely easy to fuck up pronunciation, and in a quantity-based series you expect that, but he messes up the names that make phonetic sense to an English-speaker. Put an index card over the screen and sound it out syllable by syllable, dude.

He's too busy being on podcasts hosted by people with personalities akin to wet cardboard, to do something like that. At least he isn't from Florida, or it would be so erver for any chance of proper pronunciations.
 
New CreepCast is a certified skip, don’t even bother.

Guy inherits old house deep in the woods from his dead grandpa who he hardly knew. Finds weird occult stuff and is stalked by a woman with no eyes who watches him sleep and routinely breaks into the house. Only for her to randomly decide to stop being cryptic and exposition dump about how aliens live in the lake and their young require human sacrifice, in return they grant the townspeople long lifespans.

The end.

The main character is so unbelievably retarded, it’s impossible to suspend disbelief, and it doesn’t get better as the story progresses. Using twitter didn’t work as a format, only further proving twitter ARGs simply don’t work and are bottom of the barrel slop in an already creatively bankrupt genre. The only good thing it has going for it was some of the attached media, kind of a Jeff the Killer situation.

I had some hope at the beginning when they dogged on all the stupid shit in the setup. Still they went way too soft, but what can you do. I understand it’s probably because of that mentality of “oh we don’t want to shit on this person’s work in front of thousands of viewers when it’s not really deserved” which is a little faggy, but whatever.

But halfway through they go full soyjack, JayStation 3AM “OMGZ THIS IS SO SCARY GUIZE”. Not to mention the countless moments they fumble around trying to understand how to navigate xitter, which they literally say “this will be edited out” to each other but left it all in (lol.)

They sort of win me back at the end with their passionate sperging on the story’s many issues. Though their reasoning for being upset is that the set up was high quality and had potential, only to pathetically flop, which I completely disagree with. It was bad from start to end.

The ending of the video is fucking hysterical though.

Skip to the 02:22:00 mark, trust me.
 
The main character is so unbelievably retarded, it’s impossible to suspend disbelief, and it doesn’t get better as the story progresses. Using twitter didn’t work as a format, only further proving twitter ARGs simply don’t work and are bottom of the barrel slop in an already creatively bankrupt genre. The only good thing it has going for it was some of the attached media, kind of a Jeff the Killer situation.
I got taken out immediately with the "It was this... artifact?". Twitter ARG's can work, but the people write like Redditors or like it is a script for a video which makes it hard to suspend disbelief. My issue with the MC isn't just that he is retarded, but he is pretentious in his writing too. If the MC was a lovable idiot like Ted the Caver who is the type of dipshit to go to twitter for help and had a blunt and realistic writing style, this story could have had a lot of fun.
 
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The Jeff the Killer episode is what convinced me that Isaiah and Hunter were going to be just fine hosting this podcast together. Despite what I assume is a 20-year age gap, they bounce off each other nicely with their shared love of horror and creepypastas, and general Internet history in that regard. Honestly was an Internet friendship I didn't expect to come to fruition.
The "Papa Meat is 50" thing is a running joke. Meat is like 28 or 29.
 
I was expecting Jalen or some hillbilly name.

That Magic Spoon cereal is almost $9 at my local Walmart. Must be popular with the Funco crowd since it hasn't gone out of business yet.
I've been tempted to try it just because but $9 is just too much for cereal.

Also, and I don't want to be that guy, but Funko makes the stupid plastic figures. Funco makes badass dunebuggies. Easy mixup
 
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