Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Mmmm...meat water.

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a terminal posture said:

Looks like Jack is going to do a whole episode w/o audio.
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Good lord, this lazy sack of shit is now using AI to make his thumbnails.
He should use AI to come up with recipes too, because it'll be better than whatever demonic spawn from Satan's dickhole he conjures up after sacrificing his arm as if he wants to resurrect Lord Voldemort.

Edit: This fat fucking retard actually posted a video of 15+ minutes with no audio. He's been at this for over a decade, his tech wrangling skills are just a little better than his alchemy, I mean, cooking.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
The CWJ "experiment" was doomed to fail because:
1. Freeze drying steaks and shipping them cross country to your retarded but more successful brother is just a bad idea.
2. Charles is much more successful than Jack and probably splurges on high quality cuts of Steak rather than buying Chuck roasts and then cooking them partially like Jack

Also, the fact Charles actually tried that shit is absurd. :stress: I think even a stray dog would steer clear of that.
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I give chuck roasts a pass because they're the best when it comes to braising low and slow. But cooking it as a steak, just like that? No that's nasty. Too much fat and too much connective tissue.

And that big vein of fat running through it is just nausea inducing.

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But then he's claiming that the warm water cooked the meat, but he just left it out so after meat sitting for months with the fat to go rancid, he leaves out warm damp meat. Does anyone in the scalfani family understand food safety? He understands the myoglobin basically just leeched out of the meat into the wate, so now he's got pale gray bacteria riddled meat..."has a weird kind of a taste to it"
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He's a retard. All the Scalfatties are.

But what the fuck would you expect from a retard that would try to use beef tallow to rehydrate it? That's pants on head shitting yourself in public retarded.
 
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100BitchHere said:
"CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
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Okay, a quick word about Charles. If he was just some guy and not fat faggot's brother, no one here or anywhere would really have an issue with him, I'm pretty sure about that.
Boring video. BUT ... during the Covid bullshit I stumbled onto and watched most of Jagoff's uploads going back 15 years. This is the only one that actually had SOME value other than a good laugh or making me want him to bite a curb for me.
I guess a broken clock really is right twice a day.
 
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100BitchHere said:

Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago
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Boring retarded video of a mantoddler too broken and sulky to wanna cook, and instead will foist it off on his a-logging and boring as shit brother since he's being lazy. He just wanna eat until he goddamn dies. There is nothing of value in this pile of shit, and it is amazing how hard he's trying to make the shittiest videos possible.

There is nothing of interest in watching rancid dried meat get remoisturized. This is just as poisonous as the shit he refused to release, but massively boring.

I really hope that freeze dryer fucking dies honestly. Hell, Jack to at this point since he'd just find something even more boring to avoid cooking with.
 
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100BitchHere said:

Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago
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Had to shut it off halfway through. Charles is creepy and unbearable on F as in Frank, and he’s the same way here. Can’t stand him for more than a minute.
 
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Morticia Addams said:
Jack is live talking about how he is going to make beer even though he knows nothing about beer. It's ok, because he was up all night reading the instruction manual. Rob's in the chat asking the real questions, 90% of which Jack ignored. Also, how can someone be alive yet have a death rattle at the same time???
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Homebrewing isn't that dangerous for your average Joe but I wouldn't trust this stroked-out dumbass to achieve anything less than blowing up his still.
 
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FatJacksFatAssTongue said:
Okay, a quick word about Charles. If he was just some guy and not fat faggot's brother, no one here or anywhere would really have an issue with him, I'm pretty sure about that.
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If that is all that we knew about him than this would be true. The reality is that Charles maintains a near-terminally online appearance like his brother and is just as much of a narcissistic asshole as his brother. In fact, Charles is way more insufferable than Jack because he acts like he is some type of centrist intellectual trying to wrangle tards on both sides when in reality he is very far right. Jack, to his credit, at least doesn't beat around the bush about what his beliefs are. Then we go into non-political stuff and Charles is a pants-shitting retard who regularly talks about how all rigorous scientific research on nutrition is false and bought-off while unironically posting links to dailyfail articles about how carbs cause cancer. I'm not even going to go into his daily fantasies about fending off a home invader with his 2nd amendment rights even though he lives in a very bougie part of southern California.

TL;DR: Charles' is a deluded and narcissistic douche who proudly wears his ignorance like his morbidly-obese younger brother.
 
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