Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I can’t decide which is more likely. That this is all a grift and she’s desperate for easy money, so she acts unhinged and overly sexual. This could be evidenced by her jumping from lolcow to lolcow until one of them bit the hook.

Or that she is hiding a dark past that completely wrecked her mentally. I suspect daddy might have liked to cuddle a bit too much. It would explained the constant anger at her parents, the self-destructive behavior, the excessive sexual behavior and lack of boundaries, the endless showers, the substance abuse, etc.
so personally i think its a mix of both. i think her parents played a big part in how she is now by allowing it to go on this long. i do not think her dad did anything to her because i do not really see the signs of that sort of thing. i do however see the signs of someone who was not told no nearly enough as a child.

combined with a large amount of mental issues that have been ignored. shes said it herself that she does not trust doctors. so odds are at some point she was told she has something like BPD and refused to believe it due in part to all the years she was told she was perfect and great and just the best child ever.

she very clearly has an idea of what she thinks her life should be like and what she is like as well but as time goes on shes getting older and older and nobody is living up to her standards because her standards are simply impossible to meet. this combined with her eventual realization that she is getting older and that age is starting to catch up with her has made her more and more desperate to find someone she can attach herself to so she can continue to live in her state of delusions.

i have no doubt in my mind that one day josh will do something wrong in her mind not even on purpose and she will sniff out a new victim. because her end goal is much more than just to find someone who actually cares about and wants her. her goal is to find someone who will allow her to live her life this same way forever and for her to always be the center of attention.

her parents should have done something about this sooner but for whatever reason they just let it get worse. the only thing that could help her now is a trip to the psych ward and some forced medication and therapy though it does not help that she seems to have a generally shitty attitude in general that is definitely not helping things.
 
But after her eight days are up and she doesn’t leave won’t the landlord step in and force her out?
Most leases have limits on guests because they don’t want people establishing tenancy who couldn’t pass the background/credit check. Josh puts his own lease at risk if he lets her stay too long. If a neighbor complains about her and dimes them out for sure they would want her out. Evictions are expensive and lengthy.

NAL is anything but quiet and able to fly under the radar.
 
"It's my son's choice, it's his life after all, I'm just living in it."

-Mr. Saunders, before the runway accident of 24


But on a real note, what can he even do? Josh will bend to a lot, but having to come forward to the stream that daddy told him he couldn't have sex with the bog-lord will never be an option.

He's either gonna do nothing or risk having josh go solo for a very small chance of a light popping up inside the boys head, as he can't win this otherwise.
Clint is the one who will likely have to deal with the landlord and the many fees associated with an eviction. If Jawshee wanted to fight it, there is no other person that could help him out when it comes to forms, fees, and court appearances. Jessica is attempting to get in there with tenant/squatter laws from what I can tell, and that shit can turn into a real slugfest if she gets established; the state would likely help her out. Maybe I'm just paranoid but I've seen it. I hope she isn't smart enough to claim he is subletting to her.
 
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I'm not sure if anybody is interested but Hasslenuts, Cobe's mod who got banned last night, has been grilling and talking shit about Jessica with his wife.

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I think this dude has potential to become a future cow, himself. Will be keeping an eye on him and his disgusting trash nest.
 
I think this dude has potential to become a future cow, himself. Will be keeping an eye on him and his disgusting trash nest.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. Chugging that vodka in the first stream I saw him cemented it for me. His wife talks a bunch of shit, he has an interesting hobby, and a desire for attention. Nice to see a lolcalf in the wild.
 
Clint is the one who will likely have to deal with the landlord and the many fees associated with an eviction. If Jawshee wanted to fight it, there is no other person that could help him out when it comes to forms, fees, and court appearances. Jessica is attempting to get in there with tenant/squatter laws from what I can tell, and that shit can turn into a real slugfest if she gets established; the state would likely help her out. Maybe I'm just paranoid but I've seen it. I hope she isn't smart enough to claim he is subletting to her.
According to my 2 minute google search, you have to establish yourself for 10 years, and take dominion over the property like remodeling, paying taxes etc to claim squatters rights in Wyoming. It's not happening.
 
According to my 2 minute google search, you have to establish yourself for 10 years, and take dominion over the property like remodeling, paying taxes etc to claim squatters rights in Wyoming. It's not happening.
Thank skygod, Wyoming is a landlord state. Disregard everything previous then, Josh is gonna have to have her dragged out.
 
I think this dude has potential to become a future cow, himself. Will be keeping an eye on him and his disgusting trash nest.
He seems to delete his lives, which is a shame. There was one from a few weeks ago where he was out drunk in public (I think that's the theme of his lives), talking with a black dude who was also drinking. Both were smashed, and the black dude starts busting out the rhymes, cheered along by Hassle in his deep voice (whoooo!), until the dude freestyles about sucking someone's dick and suddenly Hassle goes 'WHAT?!', it was so good. I thought I had clipped it, but I don't think I did. I'm so upset I can't share this, I'll keep looking, it was great.

Hasslenuts though seems like a wholesome family guy who has a bit of a drinking problem (and some serious health issues, he said on his recent fall-over drunk stream that his liver was shot, along with other things). He is a glass blower and his work is quite good. He isn't delusional or narcissistic, he has a wife and kids, but he is a part of the Cobraverse. He made that green goblet with the little cobras on it for Josh. I like him.

EDIT: Damn it, I linked to the live video a month ago, and it's gone. I'm sick of it!
 
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Thank skygod, Wyoming is a landlord state. Disregard everything previous then, Josh is gonna have to have her dragged out.
The one thing I think she could get him on is if she claims domestic abuse or some horseshit like that. That's opening a massive anti-man can of worms that would definitely not go in josh's favor.
 
i do however see the signs of someone who was not told no nearly enough as a child.
This. You can tell by the way she does a 180 the moment anything she wants is denied, like when she wanted to listen to music or get on Josh's computer etc. She starts out all trying to be cute and sweet, then she just turns vile. I don't think her dad did anything to her either, I've had a friend who was severely abused by her father and she did everything from wash dishes to working at grocery stores/fast food joints to make sure she never had to share a place or be within 100 miles of her dad. The moment she could get out of the house she did and never went back. If Jessica was abused in any form by her parents she wouldn't be slugging around their house. Maybe they let her stay out of some guilt or because they can't say no? She maybe had verbal abuse, but at this point if I were her parents and she acted like that I'd be losing my shit too. I hope they can cart her off to a ward or something, and her dumbass recorded every psychotic incident so far and thanks to our blessed archivers she can't escape it. People really doing god's work documenting.

She knows what she is doing, like she played "oh my hand is hurt cause my dad was forcing himself into the bathroom where I was naked" to hint at abuse. And in a more recent stream where she scheduled a live and she kept apologizing they were late because they "had to go do something", it was just a jab at how Josh was either stopping her for streaming or doing some bullshit she didn't want to do. She would never sincerely apologize for anything lol. Had to make sure to let everyone now it wasn't her fault. She is deff nesting too. Jessica isn't the type of person to give anything away for free, let alone spend money to ship those boxes of stuff to his house, none of that was new, it was all stuff she had. I think she was just livid he ruined those ribs she paid all the money for, or well whoever donated money to her.

I don't imagine Josh will go live while she is here at all and why he keeps her off his PC, he's trying to protect his channel. She was so mad when someone said they were sending Little Caesar's for his bday, I hope he gets all the garlic sauce he deserves. She said they were going out to dinner, but I wonder if its just her and Josh or if she is tagging along with Clint taking him out...man that would be a wild ride. There is still time to donate so he can take Jessica out to a nice place for dinner toobs, the dinner she deserves.
 
Her Highness is live from her natural habitat, the bathroom, where she is attempting to unclog his drain, and she already seems to be in a shitty mood.
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It would be very nice of her to next focus her attention to the floors in that hovel, because those could easily pass for floors in Chantal's Luxury Villa with how disgusting they are.
 
I don't imagine Josh will go live while she is here at all and why he keeps her off his PC, he's trying to protect his channel
i remember during the last stream she did made a comment about how josh has his PC locked and she does not know the password. the way she said it you could hear the subtle annoyance in her voice.

her plan is most likely sending her stuff there little by little till all her stuff is just there. its like a reverse version of a girlfriend that steals your coats and just keeps them for herself. i still think whatever issue they had that one night was due to josh telling her she cant/wont be able to stay there which caused her to have a fit.
 
Wouldn't a verbal assault on your senses like this justify punching a bitch in the face?
It's like someone scraping a rusty nail on the deepest part of your lizard brain. It evokes a type of genetic memory where your ancestors purged demons from the promised land. It hijacks your nervous system attempting to transform you into a killing machine.

How her family put up with that, I have no clue.
 
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