Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ddlloo]

There is nothing adorable about this disgusting faggot who threatened to wait until his unborn child was born to murder both his own wife and the child.

I have to disagree, it's like a small child throwing a tantrum over something silly while desperately looking for validation at the same time.

>Look I'm big and strong now daddy
>DADDY LOOK
>STALKER DADDY YOU ARE GOING TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER IF YOU DONT LOOK WAHHHHH

He's a harmless coward the vast majority of the time, and his lifelong tantrum is adorable. I don't believe for a second he has the balls to murder someone (other than by 'accident' when calling in a bomb threat.)

 

[grapeshark77]

Apparently the Airbnb error page is what happens when they remove it, not the user. We'll see. Maybe this explains the Goodreads oinking.

If it stays down it was entirely Pat's fault, you cannot have a lawsuit claiming your home is being aggressively swatted while renting half of it out to guests, it's probably one of the few things AirBNB would actually ban you for.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He is absolutely buck broken after making the fully satisfied $83,000 payment. He's replying to five year old Good Reads Reviews
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Ugh shoot it straight into my veins lol. The Owen boys recently had a little thread up about revisiting good reads, Pat must be refreshing the forum absolutely seething about quasi having full satisfaction and posting under his old name again correcting the record.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Can anyone explain to a newcomer why this fatass keeps threatening prison in every one of his replies? What criminal grounds does he have in mind to say that? Also his continuous use of the word "stalker" makes it seem that he thinks everyone who trolls him is the same person. Is he actually implying that one person is out to get him or he just calls everyone that?

We all have our opinions. I think he cannot psychologically handle the idea the people who have gotten away with laughing at him for half a decade and taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from him have already gotten away with it. If reality were to hit him all of a sudden one day I think he would literally hit the ground and start screaming and sobbing in the fetal position, -literally-. Deep down he knows he's lost, over and over but the conscious mind won't let it happen. The same way people suppress horrible sexual trauma Pat believes one day the FBI will kick in the door of everyone who ever laughed at him for everything known about him. In reality it's just a bunch of boring normal people like myself, laughing at the real life equivalent of wile-e-coyote.

Pat's spirit animal


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The "Child" thing. I think it has something to do with his youth. Josiah Munoz asked him if that's how he spoke to his teachers and he freaked the fuck out that moment. He seems to like to talk to people in a condescending tone. Lolcows have a history of taking things that cut them deep and repurposing them. Chris Chan would call people "naive" as in insult even though he really didn't understand the words meaning, he just took/used it as an incredible insult. I think someone in Pat's past caught him masturbating or shitting himself and said "Child, you will never be a man" and it just scarred him so deep he doesn't even understand how a 40+ man-child calling others "child" is very odd and very funny but, not in the way Pat would hope.

If you can't tell I love lolcow psychology, I joined KF because I find things like para-social behavior so goddam fascinating. Pat will read a bad book review from 5 years ago, some guy just didn't like his book. In his mind he forms a conspiracy, the idea people plotting and planning against him (and yes this does actually happen sometimes of course) is not just the more likely scenario but the only scenario. His mind is not capable of accepting some guy thinks his writing is bad, it simply won't allow it. This is why random people who cross his path who simply disagree with him are confused and think he's not real, he behaves like a serial killer only too afraid to actually square off in a fist fight with anyone.


lol every time I post in the Tomlinson thread I write a fucking novel lol.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Late in the Akinator thing, got it after 34 questions and a failed guess. Went from fat to "is he a cyber bully" and then instantly went to Tommy.

 

[John_Smith]

The archive for the airbnb is here https://archive.ph/XS4jr Someone else archived it and It's been posted here earlier in the thread, I think. If anyone has an AirBnb account, this page supposedly shows suspended listings https://www.airbnb.com/insights/listing-issues but I do not know if it will show for anybody or just the host. It's better if he has the listing up, for obvious reasons. Piggy will need the extra income. He appears to be ~$81K in the hole over the past year. No low budget off-season vacations for the Pig and his slattern this year.

Mr. Smith is a national treasure.

Yes. Yes I am. I started this country after all. Regrettably, it's now full of fat faggots with bitch tits. and Piggy is the fattest faggot with the bitchiest tits.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

He allegedly has the balls to murder someone. RIP Bernell Trammell.

PFG's Saint Drugless returned from a bender with this celebration for Rahul's final payment from Niki. Dougie is great, archiving it here:

Edit; HERE'S DOUGIE!

 

[Maude Snew]

He's a harmless coward the vast majority of the time, and his lifelong tantrum is adorable. I don't believe for a second he has the balls to murder someone (other than by 'accident' when calling in a bomb threat.)

Wrong as always, stalker, he could kill anybody by merely sitting on them like he did his first, flatter lizard.

 

[IKOL]

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Patrick really deserves the life he's made for himself.

Oh no, he deserves even worse. Would be funny if someone who are relatives of terror act' victims will see his tweet and just happen to live nearby.

 

[Judge Holden]

Apparently the Airbnb error page is what happens when they remove it, not the user. We'll see. Maybe this explains the Goodreads oinking.

If it stays down it was entirely Pat's fault, you cannot have a lawsuit claiming your home is being aggressively swatted while renting half of it out to guests, it's probably one of the few things AirBNB would actually ban you for.

Our time together was brief, but I will never forgetti the half-airbnb and the all the laughs and tears we shared

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Oh no, he deserves even worse. Would be funny if someone who are relatives of terror act' victims will see his tweet and just happen to live nearby.

I was thinking the exact same thing the other day. Some Russian immigrant who's nephew was just mowed down days ago by 7.62x39 Rounds from Durka Durka and he sees he lives 10 mins from the faggot making light of his nephews death. I have known a few Russians over the years and imho the "Irish temper" thing is overrated, the Irish temper has nothing on the Russian "Vodka inspired aggravated assault" thing.





Forgive the spelling errors this was done in a rush.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

From the front you might get the impression that Patrick was already made to eat both of his own ears

 

[*sigh*]

Patrick hasn't been this lean in at least 6 years, stalker child, so this is a false comparison. You have been told many thousands of times to cease your Felony Fat Miscalculation. Enjoy prison.

My dear interlocutor,
your verbosity rivals the cacophony of a thousand typewriters clacking in an empty warehouse. Patrick's corporeal manifestation, bereft of corpulence, dances upon the stage of our collective consciousness like a wraith in the mist.

Yet, your proclamation of a "Felony Fat Miscalculation" echoes through the halls of linguistic absurdity with a resonance both haunting and perplexing. Shall we navigate the labyrinthine corridors of legality, where the shadows of implication cloak themselves in the guise of truth?

Ah, but prison, that bastion of societal retribution, beckons with its siren song of confinement. Let us revel, then, in the surreal theater of existence, where the boundaries of reality blur and the absurdity of our condition is laid bare for all to behold.

 

[FinnSven]

My dear interlocutor,
your verbosity rivals the cacophony of a thousand typewriters clacking in an empty warehouse. Patrick's corporeal manifestation, bereft of corpulence, dances upon the stage of our collective consciousness like a wraith in the mist.

Yet, your proclamation of a "Felony Fat Miscalculation" echoes through the halls of linguistic absurdity with a resonance both haunting and perplexing. Shall we navigate the labyrinthine corridors of legality, where the shadows of implication cloak themselves in the guise of truth?

Ah, but prison, that bastion of societal retribution, beckons with its siren song of confinement. Let us revel, then, in the surreal theater of existence, where the boundaries of reality blur and the absurdity of our condition is laid bare for all to behold.

You should recreate this with Fatrick.

 

[Ginebra]

I just wanna say that Patrick Tomlinson is FAT and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Maude Snew]

From the front you might get the impression that Patrick was already made to eat both of his own ears

Wrong as always, stalker. They retract to improve wind resistance so he can keep up with his prey that can outrun most other hunters due to extra knees making them faster.

 

[*sigh*]

You should recreate this with Fatrick.

In the realms of your folly, you misguided voyeur, the paths diverge. Revel in the confines of incarceration, naive soul.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Apparently the Airbnb error page is what happens when they remove it, not the user. We'll see. Maybe this explains the Goodreads oinking.

If it stays down it was entirely Pat's fault, you cannot have a lawsuit claiming your home is being aggressively swatted while renting half of it out to guests, it's probably one of the few things AirBNB would actually ban you for.

Would make sense. Overinflating his swattings would have bitten him in the ass then.
Hard to both market your home for being a good place to stay while sueing the city for constantly sending cops to it that wave guns in your face.
Patrick has played himself.
Again.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He is absolutely buck broken after making the fully satisfied $83,000 payment. He's replying to five year old Good Reads Reviews
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The first review reads more like a real, legitimate review, by someone with a relatively normal username, and other reviews. Pat calls this one a stalker.

The second review is an obvious troll review by a throwaway account. Pat calls this one a child, and not a stalker.

I just found that weird and interesting that he calls the obvious troll a child and not a stalker, but the one that is not obvious, he's so sure it's a stalker. Maybe he got the reviews mixed up in his fat pigbrain and replied to the wrong ones?

 

[polyester]

Apparently the Airbnb error page is what happens when they remove it, not the user. We'll see. Maybe this explains the Goodreads oinking.

If it stays down it was entirely Pat's fault, you cannot have a lawsuit claiming your home is being aggressively swatted while renting half of it out to guests, it's probably one of the few things AirBNB would actually ban you for.

It would be so funny if Airbnb told him he has to add a warning about the swatting situation to his listing, before it's allowed to go online again.
That would put piggy in a catch-22: If he writes the notice in a way that downplays the situation, it'll get used against him in the MPD lawsuit - but if he makes it compatible with his dramatic claims from that lawsuit, no guests will come.