Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Tarl's Retarded Abortions]

(Also why doesn’t he get it fixed? Is it’s because it’s his only unique feature? It’s weird hearing a stutter in this day and age because they can usually fix them as long as there isn’t organic brain damage)

*awkward pause*

 

[Geekthulhu]

This is what I always assumed. He loves to interrupt PPP when he’s on a roll or being entertaining. It’s out of petty jealously.

He’s such an annoying twat that really adds nothing but retarded stuttered interjections that I’m mystified how he ever found any audience as a streamer. His first show was with JF? Was it just the amusement factor of obnoxious Pepe LePew and stuttering retard trying to talk politics?

If only Andy had been born 20 years earlier he could have been part of Howard Stern’s whack pack. Stern thought having a stutterer on radio was hilarious but ended up with John who was just a moron who faked a stutter. Andy is a moron with a real deal stutter.

(Also why doesn’t he get it fixed? Is it’s because it’s his only unique feature? It’s weird hearing a stutter in this day and age because they can usually fix them as long as there isn’t organic brain damage)

Andy had Warski Live before JF. He would do it with Chris. It wasn't that huge, because at the time making videos were still making money. Once the adpocolypse hit, then Andy started streaming a lot more. Because they were making chicken feed from their videos, so streaming with donations were it. Chris hated streaming and like to make videos which he did pretty much all the work. He would write the script, research and edit them. Andy would just take the credit for being a creative mind behind the video.

Andy's stutter... Well he claims it was from early childhood abuse. First he claimed it was sexual abuse, then it was physical abuse and finally psychological abuse. A lot of us that were his friends doubt this abuse ever actually happened. He just wanted people to feel sorry for him because of the stutter. He thought if he used those excuses that people would be less likely to attack him if that was the narrative. His stutter always kicks up when he is stressed out, excited or drugged or drunk.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Andy's stutter... Well he claims it was from early childhood abuse. First he claimed it was sexual abuse, then it was physical abuse and finally psychological abuse. A lot of us that were his friends doubt this abuse ever actually happened. He just wanted people to feel sorry for him because of the stutter. He thought if he used those excuses that people would be less likely to attack him if that was the narrative. His stutter always kicks up when he is stressed out, excited or drugged or drunk.

Absolute bullshit. Stutters are not caused by childhood abuse or trauma. They can however be exacerbated when a child is stressed or anxious- but it doesn’t cause a stutter. Experiencing abuse or stress can just make it more pronounced. They have found genetics play a large role in stutters and its motor function related. The only thing childhood abuse/stress can do it make a person feel stress or panic more often, and for insignificant reasons, and therefore they stutter more often.

The old trope of the evil angry father yelling at his child for stuttering, only for the child to stutter more, is true because the stress and fear exacerbate it. But angry abusive dad did not cause the stutter, he just makes it worse on a kid.

Even more bizarre is Andy’s love of coke/meth. Terrible choice of drug for a guy with a stutter, he’d fair much better on downers. I bet if he only drinks the stutter is far less apparent. Learning simple relaxation and breathing techniques would probably cut the stutter in half. The stutter gets turned up to x10 when he’s excited or anxious to say something (something stupid usually).

It’s still crazy a guy with a stutter as bad as Andy’s does broadcast content. It’s like a Howard Stern joke made real. It’s also bizarre that while Andy wants a streaming career so badly but he’s never seriously addressed the stutter. Spend months role playing a boxer and working out to get his ass beat? Yup. Spend months visiting a speech therapist x2 a week and doing speech therapy exercises? No way.

It’s funny you mention Chris doing all the work. I guess that’s why Andy had to put “a guy who edits” in his Twitter bio. I always thought that was really strange because editing is definitely not his strong suit. In fact I think his only strong suit now is PPP being to lazy to learn OBS so he needs Andy.

 

[Geekthulhu]

@MirnaMinkoff his editing is terrible. There were many times I had to help him edit something because he nuked his friendship with Chris. His original cuts that he had were terrible. I had to come in and help him make things a bit more visually dynamic and also had to punch up his scripts all the time. Basically his scripts were gays jokes either about sucking dick or getting fucked in the ass and that's it.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

saw their clip channel uploading a video making fun of DBDR . seems like a low blow. guy is just crying about his life. i dont get it.

 

[Bzk]

saw their clip channel uploading a video making fun of DBDR . seems like a low blow. guy is just crying about his life. i dont get it.

The entertainment value comes from him being a depressing loser and wallowing in his own self pity. I think it's better content than covering Ralph taking off his glasses for the fiftieth time.

 

[Nate Higgers]

With all the fucking paid subs and “$690 FROM METOKUR! ASSOCHIST!” superchats they receive im surprised Cokeski hasn’t gotten his shit together to pay a speech pathologist to help him fix his s-s-s-stutter. Fuckin Bruce Willis used to have a stutter as a child and you wouldn’t even know by hearing at his old bald ass speak nowadays.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

The entertainment value comes from him being a depressing loser and wallowing in his own self pity. I think it's better content than covering Ralph taking off his glasses for the fiftieth time.

a sign they need to find better content (targets) to fill their time slot.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

With all the fucking paid subs and “$690 FROM METOKUR! ASSOCHIST!” superchats they receive im surprised Cokeski hasn’t gotten his shit together to pay a speech pathologist to help him fix his s-s-s-stutter. Fuckin Bruce Willis used to have a stutter as a child and you wouldn’t even know by hearing at his old bald ass speak nowadays.

He’s in Canada. He’s had access to FREE speech therapy services his whole life. It’s really inexplicable why he wouldn’t address the issue, esp since he wants a career depending on talking to an audience.

When I first encountered Andy I assumed the stutter was part of a schtick - like Stuttering John. Nope it’s not funny and makes him incredibly irritating to listen too on top of everything he manages to spit out is vapid pointless and annoying.

I’m still can’t understand why he had any sort of following besides him being like the friendly idiot in a male group who made the other guys feel smarter and superior. Sort of like how women like to hang out with friends that are fatter or uglier than themselves. Andy made every guy feel smarter and suaver.

 

[Chongqing]

Bruce Willis used to have a stutter as a child and you wouldn’t even know by hearing at his old bald ass speak nowadays

I thought he quit acting because he can't speak anymore?

 

[Mister Dongs]

Still true though.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I thought he quit acting because he can't speak anymore?

He quit acting because he can't even remember Bruce Willis, much less speak his lines.

 

[Local Fed]

To bring it back to talking about Tardskisms, I've noticed in just the past few days watching the clip channel that the mongoloid has unlocked a new human soundboard device: his new one is to do this weird fake laugh thing where he sounds like he's gagging on a cock as he makes this "chchchch" sound. At first it almost sounds like he's powering up to stutter out completely worthless tard babble, but it's just a short burst heading nowhere that he's doing.

 

[Bibendum]

Andy can be annoying as fuck, but not gonna lie, it cracks me up every time he does his crab rave dance. It's like when your buddy brings his brother with a TBI out for a boys' night.

 

[GunnerHole]

How can Warski have such a long history in the sektur and be so thin skinned? He's out there removing any comment against him on the clips channel within an hour, was their original channel actually flagged down or did he have PPP delete it because Kick doesn't have a comment section?

 

[Steamboat Captain]

The entertainment value comes from him being a depressing loser and wallowing in his own self pity. I think it's better content than covering Ralph taking off his glasses for the fiftieth time.

I'd much rather listen to them make fun of his depressing rants than another fucking Bossman Jack segment. Its not funny to me laughing at a guy who has a legitimate gambling addiction. Its the same shit every single time : he gets money then he gambles it away. How many times in a row is the same exact thing funny?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

When the show first started and Andy basically sat there and ran the tech while Ashton did the bulk of the presenting, Andy's little quips or observations were endearing and didn't interrupt the flow of the show. I remember people's biggest complaint was the constant pausing and superchat interruptions. Now Tardski goes on these rambling diatribes or makes some retarded vidya game reference alongside shouts of "LETS FUCKING GO!" or "Whoa buddy!". He has easily become the most annoying part of the show. Every time he talks about his training, I cringe. We saw Andy in the ring; he had the physique of a 10 y/o girl and the fighting skills of a 5 y/o one. His constant cackling duck laugh is grating only behind Gunt's dolphin giggle. Sober Andy may be doing better and if he really staying sober like he claims then buono salute, but sober Andy really makes the show unwatchable.

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

I used to love PPP and never really cared for Warski in general but the Kino Casino was personally funny to me for the most part. PPP entertains while Andy runs OBS. Occasionally Andy gets a chuckle out of me but 90% of the time he needs to shut up. Him having the sound board works okay-ish cus he’s retarded. I’m not sure if anyone has been watching the shows lately but holy shit it sucks all around. Not even just Warski being him but the over the top dialogue and blatant lies are ridiculous. Subtle, intentional misinterpreting and overreach is funny it’s like they’re just out of ideas cus Ralph isn’t pulled out as much anymore.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I'd much rather listen to them make fun of his depressing rants than another fucking Bossman Jack segment. Its not funny to me laughing at a guy who has a legitimate gambling addiction. Its the same shit every single time : he gets money then he gambles it away. How many times in a row is the same exact thing funny?

Fuentes and Ralph are beaten to the pulp. Next one is bossmanjack

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Not even just Warski being him but the over the top dialogue and blatant lies are ridiculous. Subtle, intentional misinterpreting and overreach is funny it’s like they’re just out of ideas cus Ralph isn’t pulled out as much anymore.

I saw they were saying Fuentes is drinking his own piss now and had a feeling they were just making shit up so instead of wasting my time watching their show I checked the Fuentes thread and all that actually happened is Fuentes was drinking some vitamin C drink and said "no this isn't urine, it's a vitamin C drink" and they turned that into he's drinking his own urine to cure his health problems. I don't understand why they keep doing Fuentes segments if there's nothing there and they have to make the shit up. Fuentes is fucking boring, so find a new cow already.