Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The problem with Akinator is that it will spend like 5 questions asking the same question worded differently. For example question one will be "Is your character male?" then question 15 will be "Is your character a boy?"

Meanwhile, while trying to get Fatrick (got him on like question 30), I was asked "Has your character eaten cake made with hair?" Filthy Frank (PBUH) reference, big W for Akinator.
 
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Irene and 22 others said:
I'm rather curious what the odds are of him having whatever number of guests he's had stay (over 100 based on review count in some of the screenshots) at his hovel as well as several dozen swattings and none of those line up.

For reference, the birthday problem/paradox shows that you only need to have 23 randomly chosen people in a room for the odds that two of them share a birthday to exceed 50%. The likelihood of the hovel not being swatted while someone was staying there has to be astronomically low.
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I actually did some napkin math based on that exact principle:
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Definitely disagreeing on your assessment of probability there. In a room of 23 people, the chances of two people having the exact same birthday as each other, a 1 in 365 chance, is ~50%. Probability starts getting like that when there is more than one success state. Think of it this way, when you cancel out SWATs that happened in the same day, and ones that happened before the AirBnB listing, you're probably left with ~25-30 days that he got SWATted that the AirBnB was also active. From the reviews, it seems like it's pretty active, so for argument's sake, we'll say 50%, but I'll show that even with a MUCH less frequent schedule, it's still weird. Now, imagine flipping a coin somewhere between 25 and 30 times, and every single time, without fail, it was ALWAYS heads. Would you assume they really were that lucky, or that the coin had been tampered with in some way?

Let's move over to cover our bases in case his rental isn't booked nearly as often. We'll say every one in six days, he's got someone there. The chances of rolling a 6 sided die 25 times and never once rolling a 6 is almost exactly 1%. That's the kind of math you're looking at if he's not too booked, a low number of SWAT days happened during this listing, and they're coming in completely random, as in someone who doesn't know the status of his AirBnB occupancy already is the one ordering them.
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Even giving Pat the absolute BEST benefit of the doubt and skewing the variables in his favor in every way I possibly could, I still found about a 1% chance that these SWATs could be called in completely randomly and not line up with any guests. Repeating it with more middle of the road variables later, ones not overly favorable OR condemning of him, I got 0.004%. Is it possible that whoever was calling these in threaded the needle of a 99.996% chance purely on accident? Sure. It's also definitely MUCH more reasonable to assume that whoever was calling them in both had knowledge of pat's booking schedule, and had a motive to avoid days that were booked.
 
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How is he still getting new Airbnb reviews ?
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
I don't know if anyone listened to the podcast with Leslie, but i found this part pretty interesting.

This is peripherally related to Pat as it's about Donald Okafanokee and him disrespecting Leslie when she wanted to talk to him about publishing. I don't know if he has a thread or not.

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Thanks for clipping, it gives good context for Shane saying that Leslie threatened to murder him. Bro is absolutely traumatized by kitchen utensils lol pats ball washers are hilarious
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
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I'd just like to remind everyone Pat openly talked about wanting to fuck John Flynt AKA Brianna Wu and if I recall correctly Flynt finally admitted he "used to be a man" only a few months back, after Pat argued on twitter he was a real WuMan and not actually John Flynt. It takes a special kind denial to find the man attractive that actually managed to make Janet fucking Reno appear feminine. Pat was legally an adult during the years SNL Janet Reno was exclusivity played by Will Ferral. Let that sink in for a moment.

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Speaking of Twitter happenings, @MKESquatters has been plucking "PIG DROPPINGS" from the past and reposting them without context. I feel that this is a pretty good bit and it was way too short-lived:

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Separately, autisbros, I am putting out a humble request. I'm looking for any Pat headshot photos with a good side-profile view. I'm pretty sure there were some shots like this for that dumb Science Channel show, but I'm too lazy to go digging thru that shit. Do be kind enough to drop any here on the thread if you've got em handy. Enjoy posting, stalkers.
 
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Summer of George said:
Separately, autisbros, I am putting out a humble request. I'm looking for Pat headshot photos with a good side-profile view. I'm pretty sure there were some shots like this for that dumb Science Channel show, but I'm too lazy to go digging thru that shit. Do be kind enough to drop any here on the thread if you've got em handy. Enjoy posting, stalkers.
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We need a Patpic compendium in general. I'm not going through this entire thread in search of Patpics, though. This thread is very fat (Not as much as Pat, though.)
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
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reading isn't a subject.
 
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Summer of George said:
Separately, autisbros, I am putting out a humble request. I'm looking for any Pat headshot photos with a good side-profile view. I'm pretty sure there were some shots like this for that dumb Science Channel show, but I'm too lazy to go digging thru that shit. Do be kind enough to drop any here on the thread if you've got em handy. Enjoy posting, stalkers.
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That's the best I can find right now, I know there's one from one of the media tours he did where he's awkwardly drinking water and a couple of him at Hoolie's or some other shithole but I don't seem to have any of those, least that I can find right now.
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We need a Patpic compendium in general.
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Pigipedia.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s anything more pathetic than an alcoholic obese man calling some poor random girl who no doubt loathes him his “attractive bartender friend,” it’s bragging that he totally could get her number. While knowing his transcripts are out there lol.
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Like imagine telling twitter you could totally get this chicks number if you wanted it, and she’s half your age and no doubt disgusted by your bloated gullet and fish mouth. Sex pest pat is back.
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If he had maxed the other portions of the ACT he could have gone to college even with a 1.7 GPA. Since he didn't and didn't even last at community college...
 
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